The best part about being the Hitachiin twins, is that you can get away with anything.

Which ment you can sandwich someone in between you and not be accused of being a pervert...

...Okay so at least not all the time...

Okay well At least... Okay so the Hitachiin twins couldn't do anything without being accused of doing, or thinking about something dirty.. Their little brotherly love act's shown that, but in all fairness that's just an act so Ha!

What Kaoru really liked was, they were jealous and obsessive, Kaoru admits that.. But it was mostly his older twin who holds all those traits to extreme levels. . Jealously and obsessiveness only make that best of loyalty wouldn't you say? he would make a great boyfriend wouldn't he?

If only he wasn't so darn difficult, then maybe he could actually get somewhere with someone. *Cough* Haruhi. *Cough*

But now they were so close together, making Kaoru want to shout out something like. 'Hikaru why don't you feed Haruhi? look she's right there, just take food out of her mouth with your own mouth for crying out loud, do something!,'

Of course tht would make Kaoru feel weird, plus he'd get a bunch of weird stares from the people around him, and he was afraid Hikaru wouldn't want take to him anymore if he were to embarrass him any further. . . Which was way Kaoru was coming up with a plan.. Something that would be traced back to him, so his brother couldn't blame anything on him, and he wouldn't have to go through the torture of listening to one of Tamaki's rants about his beloved daughter going out with one of the devils.

He didn't know where he got the devil nickname, they did nothing that was devilish.

Maybe Kaoru's the one who's oblivious.

"Mommy," Tamaki whined a pout to his best friend who was sitting next to him. Holding his knees as he sat on one of the benches that was near the food table they were at eating lunch.

"What is wrong with you now?" Kyouya sighed. Pushing up his glasses, wondering way, just because they were friends, that they needed to sit by each other..

"Why does she spend so much time with them?" The blond observed quietly. Taking in a breath of cold air into his mouth as he pouted, watching his Haruhi sit in between the two evil, perverted, doppelgangers.. "Just look at them Kyouya, she doesn't even notice that, that twin's arm around her is so close to her-... Well you know what I mean."

"Unfortunately Tamaki, I do not," Kyouya rolled his eyes and continued to pick at his commoners food that was on a tray in front of him. Not satisfied with it in the slightest. "It looks innocent enough to me, just leave them alone, you should be use to that by now, shouldn't you?"

"It looks more like Hikaru wants to bit her head off to me," Tamaki grumbled annoyed. "Just look at his face! its totally red."

"How does his face being red, relate to him wanting to disembody her?"

"I Don't know, but Kyouya that's beside the point."

"Your not making any sense."

"Kyouya, I don't think your listening, Hikaru's face is so close to Haruhi's that's what I'm getting at, its like he-... He wants to do something, look his mouth is practically inches away from her mouth! doesn't that bother you?"

"Not in the slightest."

"Kyouya! why are you not taking this to heart? Brother and sister aren't suppose to be that close, it isn't normal!"

"Hikaru and Kaoru are close like that all the time."

"They aren't normal!"

"Tamaki, your getting people's attention, calm down."

Tamaki sat there quiet, watching the twins just sit there, with their limbs wrapped around his little Haruhi as if she was somehow their possession. . Which is how the twins treat all their friends.. Almost like their personal puppets.

"Ha-ru-hi~?" Kaoru sang. Liking how all three of them were cuddling together like they always use to, until Hikaru started developing feelings for her and would completely refuse to touch her, or he'd blush like there was no tomorrow.

But at least they were all three just sitting there not bothering about anything.. And Hikaru wasn't even Blushing! well not totally at least. . Maybe he should just stop trying to get them together and just let things happen by themselves, surely Hikaru would have to recognize hid feelings sometime right?

...

Naw; He wasn't going to take any chances.

Haruhi blinked. Looking at the three plastic plates of almost gone food that was in front of them.. She had gotten use to being held by the two people next to her, holding her sung right between their bodies. She felt pretty content to be honest.. and she was just about to relax into their arms when She heard Tamaki whining.

"You think Kaoru's okay deep inside about Hikaru liking Haruhi, Takashi~?" Hunny muttered happy to his cousin. Asking a serious thought that couldn't be contained. "He looks and think happy, and the way he keeps looking at them weird... I can't really read what his thoughts are." He said nonsense.

"I think he's just fine with it, he wanted Hikaru to learn to love other people, I think that's what he's trying to do with him and Haruhi." Mori replied. Patting his cousins head as if he needed to get him to understand something.

Kaoru smirked and loosened his arm around Haruhi, biting his lip and he scooted a little ways down the bench. Pulling out a camera that he had inside his pocket that was on the inside of his jacket. . Looking over at them just sitting there, with Hikaru being the only one that had his arm around her.

They looked like a couple~!

Grinning like the world was going to end in the matter of seconds and he needed to get all his grinning out. Kaoru laughed evilly inside to himself as he got his camera ready switching the reeds and made it take short distance pictures but to make the look like they were taken at an average length distance. Loving how the two of them hadn't noticed yet, that he pulled away.

Leaving them just sitting there, Hikaru's arm wrapped around her shoulder... Alone... Do you see what he's getting at yet?

They sooo cute~!

Taking a deep breath for air from laughing to much silently. Hikaru and Haruhi seemed to be in a intense, closed conversation about brownies as Kaoru scooted a little further, just to get the right angle, and lighting to make it perfect for the black mail photos box he had under his bed.

Yes, Kaoru has a black mail box under his bed, hidden away from Hikaru.

To black mail Hikaru himself.

And they call Hikaru the evil twin.

Hehehe, they so funny.

"Hey Hikaru~!" Kaoru called out, even though he was only a few feet away. "Haruhi, look over here~ Smile!"

Both Hikaru and Haruhi blinked as Hikaru still had his arm around her.. Both oblivious to what Kaoru was yelling at them for and looked over at him..

Snap~

Hikaru's eyes widened as a blush came to his cheeks.. He looked down and realized that his twin was no longer next to them, no longer there with his arm around Haruhi too, and no longer there to make sure he didn't look like Haruhi's boyfriend.

"AHHH~!" Hikaru screamed. Letting his arm drop from Haruhi's shoulder.. In result of which, made Kaoru laugh so hard that he fell off the bench. Made Tamaki's mouth drop and start shouting and flailing his arms at Kyouya once he noticed Hikaru was the only one holding his daughter in a pose that only a father should hold her, and made Hunny giggle, and Mori shrug.

It just made Haruhi blink in confusion. . Not even knowing what the hell just happened.

Hikaru's mouth dropped as he looked over and saw his brother practically rolling on the floor giggling like a mad man. . Not believing he had actually made him be so close to Haruhi by himself.

Damn-you-Kaoru-I-can't-believe-you-made-me-do-that-I-hate-you-so-much-right-now-dammit-stop-laughing!