Know Your Stars Hannah Montana Version
Jackson & Rico- Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars
Lily- Oh great…here we go again…
Rico- You got it Blondie
Lily- Hey wait! You're not the same guy as before. In fact…I heard two voices
Jackson- That you did, Ms. Lily. Me, as in Jackson, and young Rico have joined forces together and are now annoying people
Rico- Yup, yup, yup
Lily- Oh, yay. What fun…
Rico- So uhh…what now?
Jackson- Well, now we make fun of her. Well actually, we make up lies about her...
Rico- Easy enough
Jackson- Yeah, but the other guy probably took all the good ones…
Rico- So what do we do?
Jackson- I dunno
Rico- Well I guess we'll just do what we do best
Jackson- You don't mean?...
Rico- You got it…
Jackson & Rico- Tomato Fight! –Starts throwing tomatoes at Lily-
Lily- Hey! Stop…it! –Continues to get pelted with tomatoes-
Jackson- Why? This is sooo fun
Rico- I know! This is so much better than cable!
Lily- No! It's not! Why are you guys doing this!
Jackson- Cause if we don't make people's lives miserable, then we don't get paid
Rico- Yeah, so shut up and take your tomatoes like a girly girl
Lily- Ya know, Jackson…I'd expect this from Rico, but not from you –tomatoes are suddenly stopped being thrown- Wow…I didn't think you'd stop…
Jackson- Well, Lily…I had too because…we ran out of dang tomatoes! HAHAHAHA
Rico- I told you we should've gotten the extra 12
Lily- You guys are rotten, ya know?
Rico- Just like the tomatoes, right Jackson?
Jackson- Yup, yup, yup
Lily- Wait? These…are…rotten…tomatoes!
Jackson & Rico- Yeah
Lily- EWWW! –Starts running towards no where in particular-
Jackson- Well…now what?
Rico- I dunno...
Jackson- Hey, maybe we should call our show, like the remix of know your stars...like "Know your stars (remix), know your stars (remix), know your stars (remix)
Rico- Not a bad idea, Jackson…not a bad idea at all…