Las Noches Café Chapter 11
AKA the Pokémon Episode
Our heroes venture into the depths of Wonderweiss' dungeon. Assaulted by fast food icons, attacked by menoses, they trudged on and opened the door…
Ulquiorra walked into the room from behind the door. "What is this?"
The room was more like a giant stadium. There were stands with fake cardboard cut-outs of people. There was a giant plasma screen TV.
Wonderweiss' grinning face filled the screen. "Hello, Soifon, Jushiro, Ulquiorra, Nnoitra, and Grimmjow. Welcome to the Fun-House."
"Fun House?!" Grimmjow exclaimed. "What is this?"
"HEY!" Ulquiorra clipped the back of Grimmjow's head. "Don't repeat me!"
Grimmjow rubbed his head. The cuarta had never been acting like him-self since the incident with the videos. Maybe the flashing images gave him some sort of brain trauma.
"To pass this room, you must defeat a three on three match of Pokémon against computers."
"Pokémon?! I hate that game! Especially when Grimmjow bought all those Skitty plushies for his room," Ulquiorra roared.
"Shut up!" Wonderweiss yelled back. "You get three random Pokémon out of six from the machine over there. They're all level 100. If you lose, you have to repick and fight three sets instead of one! Let the games begin!"
The screen buzzed and went black.
"OMG! My favorite Pokémon!" Nnoitra crowed as he picked up a pokéball labeled "Jynx." "Heh, I book Nidoqueen and Scyther!"
"Hm…this is going to be easy…" Grimmjow grinned and picked up the pokéballs labeled "Persian," "Delcatty," and "Umbreon."
Ulquiorra was pondering to whether pick "Typhlosion" or "Arcanine" to his "Crowbat" and Feraligator. He picked the Typhlosion.
Soi Fon instantly picked out "Ninjask," "Beedrill" and "Glaceon."
"What is Pokémon?" Jushiro chirped.
DUM-DUM-DUM!
"Any respectable asian should know what Pokémon is!" the sexta espada exclaimed as all of the other people who had picked theirs stared at the thirteenth captain. "Aren't you one?"
Ulquiorra's eye twitched. "Here, just use these."
He shoved "Golem," "Snowlass," and "Hippowdon" into Jushiro's arms.
"Alright then," Jushiro nodded.
Sounds of Pokémon battles filled the air. Who would win, and who would stay behind?
"GO PERSIAN!" Grimmjow roared as he threw the pokéball with all of his might. The cat Pokémon burst out from the ball and landed with a hiss.
"I choose you, Pikachu!" the computer blared in a synthetic Ash voice.
"Persian, use Slash!"
"Pikachu, use Zap Cannon!"
Pikachu pikachu'd and a powerful bolt of energy hit Persian. Persian screeched with pain and fell backwards with a thump. Persian recovered quickly and slashed Pikachu's face.
"Pikachu, quick attack now!"
"Persian, use Faint Attack!"
The yellow mouse thing slammed into Persian. Persian fainted.
"No!" Grimmjow yelled out. "Persian, return! Go, Delcatty! Double-Edge now!"
"Pikachu, use Zap Cannon!"
Zap Cannon missed and exploded against the wall. Delcatty slammed into Pikachu. Pikachu was in the yellow now, while Delcatty was at full HP.
"Delcatty! Use Metronome!"
Shiny stuff appeared around Delcatty. Then, the ground began shaking. Pikachu fainted.
"Yeah!" Grimmjow grinned. "Awesome! Great job, Delcatty! We're gonna win this!"
"Go, Bellossom! Use Sunny Day!"
A flower thing appeared. It had two red flowers on its head. Then the sun shone brighter.
"Delcatty, use metronome!" Grimmjow ordered.
Shiny stuff appeared again, and Delcatty exploded. It killed Bellosom as well.
The robot glared at Grimmjow. "I will now use Rhydon."
"I'll use Umbreon! Don't fail me!"
"Rhydon, use Rollout!"
The giant dino-rhino thing rolled toward the small black cat-like creature, who neatly dodged the attack.
"Umbreon, use Shadow Ball!"
Umbreon hurls a black blob at Rhydon. The blob slammed into the horn Pokémon whose HP was now in the low yellow.
"Rhydon, Earthquake now!"
Umbreon was hit with a powerful quake. He fainted.
"You lose!" the robot crowed victoriously.
Grimmjow fumed. "Screw the rules! I must kill Wonderweiss!"
He blasted a cero into both Pokemon and robot. They died and he went through.
Hi again!
New update quite fast, eh?
~Khare