The next day it was decided that they would only take some of the things Kagome had bought for the pups back with them. The bigger things like the cribs and play pens had to stay at her mothers. They figured they could always use them when they came to visit her family. Once they had everything else packed and ready to go, they said their goodbyes to Kagome's family.
"We probably won't be back until after the babies are born." Kagome told her mother as she walked them to the well.
"They're called pups mate. Our children are not human remember?" Sesshomaru corrected her.
She sighed. "Yes I know. I just think it's weird calling them pups. It makes me feel like I'm having a litter of puppies and not a set of triplets for crying out loud!"
Sesshomaru smirked. "Well they are part DOG demon after all my love." He said teasing her.
Kagome glared at him. "Oh ha ha Sesshomaru. Very funny." He chuckled before pulling her to him for a kiss.
Inuyasha rolled his eyes. "Come on you two! You can play kissy face later! We got things to do and places to go remember!" He yelled impatiently. They had decided earlier that they were going to go to Kaede's to get the others and then they would head to Sesshomaru's castle.
"Ok. Ok. Don't be so impatient Inuyasha!" Kagome said pulling away from Sesshomaru.
"Keh. I ain't impatient wench! I just know how you two are. If I don't stop ya now, you'll be screwin each others brain out!"
Kagome blushed. "Inuyasha!" She yelled.
"What? It's the truth and you know it wench!" He said. When he saw the dark look in Kagome's eyes he knew he was in trouble. He ran and jumped into the well before she had the chance to sit him.
"Why that good for nothing dog! When we get through the well I'm going to sit that stupid mutt to kingdom come!"Kagome ranted.
Sesshomaru chuckled. "Let's go love." He leaned closer to whisper in her ear. "I want to get you alone so I can make you scream my name." He licked her mark and smirked when he caught the scent of her arousal.
Kagome rolled her eyes. "Come on you horny dog."
When they lept down the well and made it to the other side, they heard Inuyasha and Shippo arguing.
"What's going on?" Kagome asked once they were out of the well.
"Inuyasha's being mean to me again! I was just waiting for you guys to get back and when he saw me he kicked me!" Shippo wailed.
"Inuyasha!" Kagome yelled.
"What? The little runt was in the damn way and he wouldn't move so I made his ass move!"
"You don't make him move by kicking him you big jerk! If you weren't carrying all the stuff I just bought, you'd be eating dirt right now!" She yelled. When Shippo heard her say she bought stuff he immediatly perked up.
"Did you bring me anything?" He asked.
"Oh I'm sorry Shippo but this stuff is for the pups. I'll bring you something next time."
"Did you just say pups? Who's having pups?" Shippo asked.
Kagome giggled. "I am. I'm going to be having three pups soon."
Shippo's eyes widened. "Three! Yay! Now I'll have three sibblings to play with! I hope you have at least one boy cause I've always wanted a little brother!" He said jumping up and down excitedly.
Kagome smiled. "Sibblings huh? Does that mean you think of me as a mom Shippo?" She asked. She knew he thought of her as a mother because he had called her mother once without even knowing it. She didn't mind though because Shippo was like a son to her.
Shippo blushed and fiddled with his shirt. "W-well k-kinda. I mean you do take care of me. I don't even remember what my real mom looked like. So um...is it ok if I call you mom?" He asked nervously.
"Of coarse you can Shippo." She said smiling.
Shippo looked at Sesshomaru. "So uh...does this mean you'll be my dad?"
Sesshomaru smiled. "If that is what you wish kit."
"Awesome! Now I got a mom, a dad and I'm gonna be a big brother! Now I have a real family!"
"Well now that you're all one big happy family, do ya think we could get goin? This junk is startin to get heavy!" Inuyasha complained.
"Aw man! This sucks!" Shippo yelled out of the blue.
"Shippo, is something wrong?" Kagome asked.
"I just now realized that with you being my new mom and Sesshomaru being my new dad, that means that the moron is my uncle now!" Shippo said pouting.
"Somethin wrong with me bein your uncle runt?" Inuyasha asked glaring at him.
"Yes there is! I don't want you to be my uncle! You're a big mean, smelly bully that always pulls my tail and bops me in the head for no reason!" Shippo yelled.
"Well if you weren't such a cry baby that whined and got on my nerves all the damn time, then maybe I wouldn't bop you in the damn head!" Inuyasha yelled back.
"Boys, that's enough!" Kagome yelled.
"He started it!" Inuyasha and Shippo yelled at the same time before growling at each other.
"I don't care who started it because I'm finishing it! Now both of you shut up or Shippo won't be getting his suckers for a month and you Inuyasha, you won't get any ramen for a whole freakin year!" Kagome yelled before stomping off to Kaede's.
"Damn that wench is scary when she's pissed!" Inuyasha said.
Sesshomaru smirked. "I know how to calm her down."
Inuyasha rolled his eyes. "Ya know Sess, sex isn't everything."
"You only say that because you've never had sex before." Sesshomaru teased.
Inuyasha blushed. "Shut the hell up! I just ain't found the right woman yet so there!" He yelled.
"Uh...there's still a kid here you know." Shippo said speaking up.
"Sorry kit." Sesshomaru said to the blushing boy.
"That's ok. You just gotta remember that if Kagome's around you can't say stuff like that in front of me or she'll yell at you. She says I'm too little to know about grown up stuff."
Sesshomaru paled a little as he remembered the whole shoe episode back in Kagome's time when he'd told her how long she'd be pregnant. It still hurt from her smacking his naked ass over and over again with her shoe. He was surprised when she'd overpowered him with her miko powers and made it to where he couldn't move. What really hurt was every time the shoe connected with his bare ass, she infused a little of her miko power into it.
Inuyasha saw his face and laughed. "Thinkin about the shoe thing eh?"
"Shut up." Sesshomaru growled at him before following his mate. A laughing hanyou and a confused fox kit followed him.
A/N: Sorry it's taking so long. I've been having troubles with my stupid internet and computer lately.
