A/N: I have nothing to say actually... Wow. Um... I'll update other fics soon, I promise.

Abby walked into work on Monday with a wide grin. "Good morning Kate," she practically sang as she spotted her best friend in the bullpen.

Kate looked at her friend and couldn't help but grin back at her. "Hey Abbs, you never did call me this weekend."

"Yeah, I know I didn't."

"Did you forget?" Kate winked at her suggestively.

"No, I just didn't feel like it. Actually, I was going to call you last night, but I didn't get home until kind of late, and then I- Well, anyways, I think you get the point." She was still grinning. As far as Kate knew, she had been grinning since sometime Saturday evening.

"Well then, it certainly sounds like somebody had a good weekend."

"Yeah, who would that be?" Gibbs looked at Kate, Abby and Tony curiously.

Tony grinned at his boss, his eyes sparkling mischievously. "Abby did, Boss. I think she's found herself a new Boy Toy."

Abby glared at him. "He's not a Boy Toy Tony. He's at least a boyfriend." She turned her back on him and faced her boss.

Tony chuckled and went back to his computer where he was most likely to be playing a game of some sort.

Gibbs sat at his desk before looking up at Abby and acknowledging her presence. "Do you really have a boyfriend Abbs."

She shrugged. "If you want to call him that, then yeah, I do."

"Okay then, but he'd better not get in the way of your work."

"I can't help it if he does though."

Gibbs suppressed a chuckle and gave her a look instead.

She leaned forwards against his desk. "So what do you want me for today?"

She was trying to get him to slip up and he knew it. However, he was finding it exceedingly difficult to not make some sort of comment. He shrugged, trying to put on a blank face. "Do what you want. It's not like we have a case or anything." He thought for a moment. "Just don't leave the building yet, okay? I may want you for something later."

She stood up straight with an amused smile tugging at her lips. "Okay Boss-man. I'll be in my lab." She tossed her pigtails over her shoulder as she turned and got in the elevator. Abby made sure no one was in the line of vision- other than Gibbs, of course- then waved and blew him a kiss.

Kate followed Gibbs' gaze and grinned before turning back to him. "I'm- uh- I'm going to go and talk to Abby now."

She turned to the elevator.

"Kate!" barked Gibbs warningly. She turned back to him with a look that reminded him of why he had enjoyed his weekend. She had won the right to do this to him for at least a week. Curse your rules Jethro. He sighed, "Go."

She grinned at him and practically skipped to the elevator and to Abby's lab.

"Hey Kate," Abby greeted her friend expectantly. "I wondered how long it was going to take you to get Gibbs to let you come down here so that you could pester me for details." She paused thoughtfully. "Although, I was expecting it to take you at least a little bit longer."

"So did I." She grinned. "So, tell me! Did you guys have fun? Did he kiss you? Did you kiss him? Where did you go? Where were you guys yesterday? What was that much more important than calling me? Come on Abbs! I need details, and I need them two days ago!"

"Wow Kate, that was a bit fast. You'd better be glad that I'm used to Gibbs giving orders like that. In this order: Yes; maybe; maybe; a French restaurant that I can't pronounce; his house and the park; we did stuff; and no offence to you, but I couldn't exactly call."

Kate frowned. "Okay, hold on- maybe? Is that a 'no' and you wish it could be a yes? Or is that a 'yes' and you just don't want to admit it?" She paused, "Well, that would explain the grin, I guess."

"Well, what do you think Kate?" Abby tried to wipe the grin off of her face, but only succeeded in making it- if possible- even wider.

"Oh my God, he did, didn't he?"

She nodded. "Yeah, okay, we did."

Kate squealed and hugged her friend. "We huh? I told you he liked you. So are you guys sleeping together?"

Abby shook her head. "We're not sleeping together- we don't sleep. I've never understood that expression really. I mean, I never sleep- it's more like drifting in and out of consciousness." She gave Kate a look. "I swear, if anyone finds out about this, or if Gibbs finds out that I told you, then I swear, you'll-"

"Oh honestly Abby, why would I tell Gibbs? Or anyone else for that matter."

She shrugged. "I don't know why, but please don't okay?"

"I won't Abbs, I promise." She grinned at her friend. "So how much trouble am I in with Gibbs?"

"Uh-oh, what did you do to get him pissed off at you this time?"

Kate gave her a pointed look. "Abby, think about what happened on Saturday."

She got a dreamy look on her face and was silent. She suddenly shook herself. "Oh, um, yeah, right. I'll- uh- Look, I'll take care of Gibbs, okay?"

"Really?" Kate grinned at her with raised eyebrows and grinned.

Abby blushed slightly. "Okay, yeah, well, maybe you should go back to your job- you know, the on that Gibbs pays you for?"

"Aw, come on Abbs, I'm sorry." She leaned over and gave her friend a hug. "You know I was just teasing, right?"

She grinned. "Of course I do; I know it all too well. I just like to hear you admit it."

Kate let her go and rolled her eyes. "I'm going to remember that next time." She sighed. "Okay, I'm going to be a good little girl now-" Abby snorted, but Kate ignored her. "- and return to the Slave Driver."

"Oh, hey, before you go, can I ask you to do a really big favour for me?"

Kate turned from the door. "Uh-oh, what do you want?"

"Well, see, one of my friends was supposed to take me to a basketball game on Sunday evening, but I'd rather spend some time with Gibbs. Besides, my friend said he'd feel weird taking me somewhere when I have a boyfriend." She paused. "God, that sounds so juvenile. But lover sounds kind of weird and- Anyways, I was wondering if you'd accompany him?"

Kate gave Abby a look. "You don't really expect me to believe that, do you?"

"What do you me- Oh, because of the fact that you set Gibbs and me up?" Kate nodded pointedly. "I told you, I'm so over it, and I'm not about to let Gibbs do anything to you. As far as you going out with this guy, I'm only asking you as a friend. Besides, Gibbs doesn't even know!"

Kate sighed. "Did this guy ask you to find someone else to go with him?"

"Actually, I offered to because I felt bad for turning him down just because I've got Gibbs." Abby frowned. "I thought you liked basketball Kate?"

"I do; I love basketball- and the last time I checked, you didn't. But what the hell, I'll go."

Abby grinned. "Thanks Kate."

Kate turned to leave. "You owe me big time Abbs," she called over her shoulder.

Abby chuckled. "Actually, if you'll remember, I think we'll be about even," she muttered as soon as the doors shut and Kate was out of earshot.