Shaptah Eelehvan!
Yayyyyyyy!
Kris: Do you really have to say 'shaptah'?
Fluffy: It's stupid.
Me: And you'd know aaaaall about that, now wouldn'tcha?
Fluffy: ... O.e
Air: GOOD NEWS! I'm no longer and airpalne!
Me: Thank God...
Air: Apparently, I tried to get some old Hebrew man to let me pet his beard...
Me: ...
Air: ... but it was a mango...
Me: ...Uh, yeah... okay...
Air: ... It didn't go too well...
Fluffy: Note to self - never give any of Mae's friends RedBull...
Kris: Why would you even try to give her caffene?
Fluffy: ... My palns with the closet have failed.
Air and Kris: ... O.e *WTF?*
Me: *Rolling on ground* ROFLMAO!
Kris: Uh, Fluffy... did you by any chance...?
Fluffy: Yeah, we ran out of her meds...
?: Lol, Wut?
Fluffy: OHDEARGOD.
Jiyn: Heeeeellllll - o.
Me: Hey!
Fluffy: Mae?
Me: Wut?
Fluffy: ... This is revenge, isn't it?
Me: ... YOU PISSED OFF A LOT OF MY REVIEWERS, OF COURSE IT'S REVENGE!
Fluffy: ... Shit.
Jiyn likes to piss off my brother... I'll leave it at that.
Payback is a Bitch.
Thank you reviewers for keeping up with all the new updates!
I believe that's three in a 24-hour period thankyouverymuch?
Hope it wasn't too confuzzling...
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I WANT A FERRET!
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Too Much Like Me
Chapter 11
Sheep the Amazing Demon Cat!
~Day 3~
I stared at the blank screen, sighing. Earlier that night, Lielas had come in with multipule buckets of ice cream, as well as a few good movies. We sat there for about three minutes before she had to talk.
"You wanna ta - "
"No, I do not want to talk about it." I said, my voice filled with acid. She held up her hands like a convict.
"Hey, hey - I didn't do anything. Just tell him it was an accident - I'm sure he'll understand." I toyed with the sheets on the bed.
"I did - I said it was a mistake, and..."
"And?"
"... He almost looked... sad."
"Wait, sad like, depressed, or pathetic?"
"The first one." She giggled.
"I didn't even notice!"
"You were rolling on the floor. You couldn't've noticed much..."
"True, very true... but, you know what that meant, right?" I stared at her, confused. "It means that he didn't want for you to call it a mistake."
"Yes, I gathered that much..."
"No, it means he wanted it to be the opposite of a mistake."
"... Oh."
"Yeah, 'oh' is right! You two are soooo blind!"
"What do you mean by that?" she facepalmed.
"That just proves my point! Ya' know what? C'mere." She grabbed me by the arm and pulled me out the door. I was no longer in the skinny jeans - boxer-short pyjama bottoms. Worse.
"Vollie, wait! Where are we going?"
"You'll see!" She tugged me agressively along the halls, stopping at the same room I wished to avoid - the same room the L was in. Much to my delight, the task force was there, staring at me. Perfect.
"You Two!" She yelled, letting go of me, causing me to stumble. "You two are going to work this out now!" She pushed me into the room.
"Vollie, perhaps this isn't the best time to..." I glanced dow at my outfit. She threw her hands up.
"Un-FREAKING believeable! God...!" She grabbed ahold of L's shirt and yanked him along, making him fall out of the swivel task force members watched in awe as two grown people were being dragged away from the room by a small teenage girl.
She let go of us in the hallway.
"I'm sick of her sulking. Work it out. NOW." She left down the hall, disappearing into some room.
We stood insilence for what felt like hours. I decided to break the silence.
"Do you have anything to say, Ryuuzaki?" I asked, glancing at him from the corner of my eye, "Any questions?" He blinked, then raised his hand, his index finger in the air.
"Only one - Why did you find it necissary to hide your gender?"
"I felt that I should take any precautions necissary to hide my identity - If any information was leaked out about me - say, my birthday, perhaps - If Kira was truly determined to kill me, and information he found could plausibly lead him to me. A false gender gives Kira reason to kill a man who he suspects to be me, not I." He could have nodded, but looked at me still, contemplating. We stayed like this for what could have been a good five minutes before I managed to say something.
"I'm sorry - I overreacted. Vollie is making a big deal out of nothing. Please, carry on." I turned and walked down the hall. I felt a colh hand latch onto my own. I turned to see L attatched to it, his hair hiding his eyes.
"It's fine... trust me." I was silent for a moment.
"I do..." He let go of me and I went back to the room, my face flushed for no reason at all... that I could perceive. I walked in, seeing Matsuda and Lielas playing on the floor with Sheep. They passed a ball of yarn to eachother, trying to geth the cat to move. It stayed put, licking it's white fur. Lielas caught the ball.
"Wow, really just like the Sheep..." She mumbled. The tiny kitten bounded over to me, climbing the back of my shirt to take it's place on my shoulder.
"Matsu, I thought you got us a cat, not a mouse!" They laughed. The cat's tail flicked the tip of my nose, causing me to sneeze.
~Day 10~
Light's confinement was uneventful. I sat next to L daily, releived beyond belief to be sitting in my normal position again...
Which further lead Matsuda that L had multiplied.
My thoughts were interupted by the sound of Light shouting. The last time he yelled like that was when...
My eyes narrowed, half in confusion, half in anger. He was in confinement, he couldn't get close to Lielas...
I shot out of the room and went to the monitors. I sat next to L - his expression was not unlike my own... only instead of angry he looked...
Amused?
I looked at the monitors to see Light... and Sheep. The tiny kitten was using his leather shoes as a scratching post, ripping up the bottom of his pant cuffs. I looked to my right to see Lielas with one hand clutching her stomach, the other over her mouth, leaning forward slightly to help keep herself from laughing. I didn't even try to contain my laughter. The most dangerous criminal ever was terrified of a kitten! Lielas joined me, holding onto my shoulder to help her stay up. I looked back at the monitor to see Light's binded feet poised to kick the cat away from him. I pressed down the button to speak.
"Don't you dare touch that cat." I hissed. His eyes widened a bit at the acid in my voice. Lielas's laughter could be heard from the speakers as she made a mad dash down to the cell to get the cat. Sheep padded over to her and cuddled against her leg. Lielas stuck her tongue out at the mass-murderer, picked up the cat and left, loudly saying "Good kitty!"
When she came back, the little furball found it's way to my shoulder. L observed her actions.
"I hope that doesn't become a habit..." He mimbled.
"Oh?"
"Cat's grow." He simply stated. I rolled my eyes.
~Day 14~
Lielas skipped over to me tugging me away from the couch. This was normal now - she needed to talk to me and she needed to often. I followed her into our room.
"So what's up?" She crossed her arms and blew a strand of blonde hair out of her face.
"I wish I thought of this earlier..." I raised an eyebrow.
"Thought of what?"
"Day fifteen is when Light discards the Notebook." I looked at her and blinked a few times.
"What are you talking about?"
"Light will get Ryuk to get rid of the notebook, and Light's memories of the notebook will go away. He'll freak out tomorrow and then it'll be ...thirty-five more days untill he's let out. Misa will do just about the same thing."
"Why didn't you say that before?" She shrugged, shrinking into herself.
"I thought it came later..." I pinched the bridge of my nose with two fingers.
"No, it's fine. I just have to figure out a way to use this to our advantage. There's always that little psychic thing..." My eyes widened. "And we still have... fifteen left." she pursed her lips.
"Twelve if you get rid of changing me back and getting home." I nodded.
"Right..." I sat down, chewing my thumbnail, thinking, thinking, think -
Lielas giggled.
"What now?" I demanded.
"I side with Matsuda - Someone multiplied!" I took a deep breath and shook my head, lapsing into deep thought.
~Day 15~
I nodded to Lielas as we went into the monitor room.
"Remember your part..."
"No duh, V." She gave me a dull look.
We entered the room, right in the middle of Light's rant.
"I'm not Kira!" The generic defense shot from the speakers.
"Ryuuzaki!" Lielas shouted, right on que. He turned to look at her. "I have... As you said... foreseen..." She smiled, making fun of him.
"... Please, tell me." She took a deep breath.
"Misa amane is definately the second Kira." The task force was silent.
"Well, yes, I've already deducted that much, so - "
"No, no, no... that's not exactly what I'm trying to say!"
"Then explain."
"Well I was planning to if you hadn't interrupted me." She sat down. "Misa saw but did not interact with Kira on the 22nd. She has... capeabilities that are not... normal. From what I saw... She has no recollection of it, and won't regain her memories for a while. All of what she knows about Kira went... Poof!" She showed this by closing and opening her hands like an explosion. Matsuda spoke up.
"So keeping her here is pointless!" I nodded.
"Seems that way... She still has a deep infatuation for Light, so that much was not affected by whatever happened. So it's based around one thing - her knowledge of Kira - rather, all of the important details that you are trying to get out of her by keeping her here." Lielas looked up at me. I nodded approvingly.
"Misa is like Light's trump card, correct?"
"Yeah."
"So if we take that away..." I thought for a moment. "He's powerless. Obviously she's so infatuated with Light, she'll never leave, so we have to find another way around her... L is killed due to her being endangered because of her being the second Kira... so if she is in no danger in any way at all..."
"Rem won't kill L!"
"Exactly. If we can find a way to prove her innocence... no, that's not possible... if we can get her to confess that she's the second Kira before Light can use that as blackmail..." Lielas shook her head.
"She'll have a death sentence! Rem will be furious!"
"Yes, true... Misa loves Light... that is her flaw... love..." I looked at Lielas. "Love... she doesn't have a..." My breath caught.
"What?"
"Love doesn't only have to be between her and Light - she can love like a friend!" Lielas looked grave.
"You don't mean that..."
"Yes I do. If one of us - or both, better yet - can become good friends with her... we can build trust within her. She'll trust us! She'll want to protect us, and... she'll even pity us!"
"But she'll want to be with Light, not us after the confinement..."
"Right... which is why... we are going to get her out early. Thirty-five days early."
Lielas being friends with Misa...
Scary...
Fluffy: Just like your friends...
Jiyn: I WANNA HUG SOMEONE!
Fluffy: ...Bye.
Me: You made him leave... :3
Jiyn: X3
NOW FOR THE LONG PART! REVIEWS FOR SHAPTAH NEYEN!
theawesomesarah - ... Here! *Points above* I updated! ^-^
Angel123dino - INDEED! GO LIELAS!
BB lover - I love it too! I love how Lielas is all like 'yeah yeah, this is common knowledge, can you just let me go sulk some more?' :)
Sarifina Filth - PM PM PM PM PM. PM. PM...
Oh, right, I PMed you...
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LAST SHAPTAH! SHAPTAH TEHN!
Gopher Child - House buddies... heh!
I call my parents Mark and Snoozan...
IDk, formal much? ^-^
theawesomesarah - I know right? I want a Sheep...
Kris: You have a dog and three cats.
Air: And you might be getting a hedgehog soon...
K, A, J: STOP B***HING ABOUT IT!
Me: Alright, alright...
BB lover - VOTE GLADLY CHANGED! Now Kris and Air are tied!
I luv Matsu! He's so cute! Only he would think of getting a cat...
- Aww, I luv u 2! I WANT A SHEEEEEEEP!
Angel123dino - I JOIN YOU IN SQUEALING! EEEEEEEE!
Thats all. Scram. Bye. Salute. GET OUT OF MY ROOM.
Kris: Her room...?
Me: I write all of this in my room. So you're in my room.
I KNOW I DON'T MAKE SENSE, DEAL WITH IT, IT MAKES ME AWESOME!
*eats cupcake in corner*
Ja Ne!