Thought Wasps and Luna Moths

by Luthien Snowtail

A collection of one-shots/drabbles about all kinds of things! all Zutara, but pretty much every shipping except *shudders*-kataang will probably eventually be here. rated T for safety, though so far none of them really warrant it! :

11. Vegetarian

"Sir, would you like some steak?"

The young man shook his head adamantly, "No, thank you."

"Roast Duck?"

"No, thank you!"

"Crab Puffs?"

"NO, thank you!"

"But sir, you must eat something!"

The young man surveyed all the food on the table skeptically, "Is this all meat"

"Well, yes sir…" The man wrung his hands nervously

"Don't you know of my convictions?"

"Um…"

"I DON'T EAT MEAT!"

"Oh, sir, I'm so sorry, I didn't… we didn't, uh…"

"I suppose I just won't eat anything then."

"But sir –"

The man sat up, sweating and breathing heavily, horrified.

"What is it?" The woman next to him sat up too, frowning.

"I just had the worst nightmare ever. I was a vegetarian!"

"Oh, Sokka," Suki shook her head and gave him a quick kiss on the forehead, "Sometimes I wonder why I married you. Then I realize you'd probably never survive without me!"

Sokka paid her no attention, still caught up in his nightmare, "I didn't eat anything!"

Suki laughed out loud, "I love you, Sokka!"

*snort* yeah, that would be my worst nightmare too! LOL :D

I love this little drabble! It makes me happy