Disclaimer: All rights for Inuyasha are reserved by the brilliant and wonderful Rumiko Takahashi

Genre: Humor, Parody
Rating: T
Warnings: of a certain ease dropping dog is ahead, whose character I've made several scandalous slights against. (I downright shamelessly made fun of the man)
Summary: It was unfortunate but Momo's master had this unhealthy hait of voicing his opinions and thoughts aloud...with out heed to any "ears in the walls".

Todays Star is a rather Unfortunate Blacksmith by the name, of Totosai.

Unfortunate Miscalculation

The heat sizzled in the air like a living being.

Sweat dappled his brow but the old demon paid it no head, too busy being focused on the task at hand. Not to busy however to voice his varied opinions to his noble stead.

"I tell you Momo, that little runt is a mortal nuisance!" Totosai swung his hammer, considered the little blade, before huffing and moving off to collect something else with an agile agility that belied his aged appearance.

"Knave! TERRORIST!" grumbling he riffled though the junk piles in his little cave, the resulting cacophony of noise doing little to drown his loud, indignant howls.

"Kicking an old body out of his rest, and then! THEN! Blackmailing 'im in-ta making a dagger- FOR A HUMAN NO LESS!" Waving his hammer wildly he groaned his dismay to the three eyed cow curled in the corner, "I swear I've gotten more grief from Dog's than any other species in me life-"

"Mooooo…"

Muttering he went back to his hammering un-heedful of Momo's warning moos, "She's a mite young, but some just have that type of fetish; never understood it meself, Momo. I mean sure, they don't live long, but I would've never taken that cold wet rag as a cradle rob-"

"MOO!"

"For cripes sake Momo, what on earth is-" a chilling, murderous aura filled the cave. Already bulbous eyes went bug-eyed.

Sesshoumaru.

"Er… How long you been standin there?"

Narrowed golden eyes flashed, and Totosai knew he was doomed.

FIN

Could not Resist!

For documention sake this was origionally posted and written for the live journal community InuyashaFic_Contest's drabble week #283: Thinking Out Loud, on April 24th, 2012. Word limit for the communities drabbles are 100-250 words, this piece stands at 250 words exactly. It placed first in the polls. It seems others enjoyed my slights agains Sesshy-sama. ;)

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