Thank you ktkat9 for the idea of Gokibore!
Dear Weevil Underwood,
After seeing how Great Moth and Ultimately Perfect Great Moth took actions into their own hands, I felt inspired to do the same. I am sick and tired of how you mistreat us. Especially me.
Oh? You don't know who I am? I am honestly not surprised.
I am the giant bug that attacks by rolling into a ball and squishing your enemies. Ring a bell?
Don't lie to me. I know you don't have the faintest idea. After all, I am literarily the first card you always dunk in the graveyard! But that is not the end of it. You even rip me apart to say that you destroyed Yugi's soul.
First of all, it was bad enough that you ripped me apart. My thorax still hurts from that day. But it at least gave me an idea. I will start a club where abandoned and ripped cards can join and we take down the duelists that cruelly abandoned us. You were lucky number one had things went my way.
Unfortunately, Blue Eyes White Dragon (Yes, Solomon's ) beat me to the punch and made target number one Kaiba. At least though I am vice president of the club so it is not all that bad.
The second part though is what really riled me up. You used me to act as though you ripped Yugi's soul. What on earth did Yugi do to you? Yes he beats you in card games but that doesn't give you the right to act as though you ripped his soul. You are the one that doesn't have a soul.
Do you want to know what I wanted to do when you had that duel with the Pharaoh? I wanted to just interrupt the duel. I just wanted to literarily get on the battlefield, borrow the Berserker's Sword and ask the Pharaoh to activate Berserk spell card so I can keep whacking you.
Do you know when the Pharoah says "Looks like you are out of luck" and "This just isn't your day"? I wanted to say that to your face when I kept hitting you.
But then I realized two problems again: One, you ripped me apart so there was no way for me to put that plan into action. Two: I haven't held a sword before and I realize that even if I did try to hit you with it, I would probably be rolling over you instead anyways.
So here is the deal Weevil. First thing you are going to do is to fix me (my health insurance wasn't able to cover it so you will be paying the rest). Next, you will use me for real. Let me participate in battles and let me have a positive reputation among duel monsters.
If you fail to comply then I am going to simply join Yugi along with Great Moth and his brother. What? You think this is getting old? Please. At least Yugi has a heart unlike you. In fact, the Grim Reaper doesn't even need your soul. All he has to do is use some bug spray on you and you will vanish from this world in an instant.
So be a good insect and be cooperative.
The bug that is tired of being torn apart.
-Gokibore
P.S. Don't be surprised if you see me rolling down towards you, because I really want to squish you like the insect you really are.