A/N: The last bit is from Stick man on Crack Three Which by the way rocks almost as much as charlie the Unicorn.

YOUR A HOOKER !!!

Bold Yells, Regular Talks, Italics Whispers

--Carlisle by himself, in his Study, looking over his Bank account--

Carlisle: ALICE !!! HERE ! NOW !

Alice: --Enters room-- What did I do ?

Carlisle: Did you spend all our money on shopping --growling noises--

Alice: No.. I havn't shopped in 3 Days ! Remember I bought Eddikinz that Pen shirt. --Laughs--

Carlise: Oh yeah. EDWARD !!!

Edward: --Enters Room. No it wasn't me. Last sports car Or anything vehicle for that matter was a small mototcycle. You may want to ask Rosalie though. She recently bought a Mercedez-Benz SL 600 and remodeled it quite a bit. It drives real fast.. I Hope she lets me try it . .Black leather interior... Still has the new car smell.. Yummy...

Alice: Edward ! Focus.

Edward:Sorry.

Rosalie: Don't try to blame this on me Edward. I herd you guys fighting from upstairs. And No. My new mercedez didn't cost all That much. And just for that Edward. No. You don't get to ride in it. --Leaves room--

Edward: ---Follows her--- Please ? But , but... I'll make you a deal.. --Voice Fades out--

Carlisle: Lets go ask Jasper

Alice: okay !

--In Jaspers Study. He is reading--

Jasper: Hey guys. Is somthing wrong usually people know not to bug me in my study. Wow !!! Tense Enough attmosphere ?

Carlisle: Some one spent all our bank account. Have you bought anything recently on ... whatever it is you do in here all the time ?

Jasper: No, Not me, Ask Esme She may know somthing.

--In Kitchen Alice Edward Rosalie And Carlisle go to Talk to Esme--

Esme: Why, Hello darling. Is somthing the matter ?

Carlisle: All Our money is gone from our bank account.

Esme: Oh Dear ! I don't know anything. However will we get it back?

Alice: I have an Idea...

Edward: You Are Evil

Rosalie: What is it ?

Alice: Stock Markets !!!

Carlisle: Brilliant Idea ! Go into my study, you can use my Laptop. Have fun.

Alice: Oh I will ! --Runs off Gigiling.

Edward: There is only one more person left.

Rosalie: --Stiff lips-- Emmett.

--An hour later, All the Cullens are seated around the Dining table waiting On Emmett to come back from hunting--

Emmett: --Walks through Door-- Hey Guys ! ... Is somthing wrong ?

Jasper: You tell us.

Rosalie: ---Remains sillent Glaring at him Teeth bared---

Emmett: What Are you guys talking about ?

Carlisle: All our money is gone.

Emmett: I don't know what you are talking about. --Avoids everyone's Eyes--

Alice: Don't Lie ! I found your "Awsome Emmett Things I must do before I Die. Either that Or Rosalie shatters My Brain List"

--The List--

"Awsome Emmett Things I must do Before I Die. Either that Or Rosalie shatters My Brain List"

1. Buy Peru

2. Buy 100,000 Moon Bounces

3. Hire People to Clear Peru Out of Everything

4. Fill Peru with MoonBounces. (If There is still spave left Buy More.)

5. Build A GIGANTIC House is some unknown land for all people who I had to kick out of Peru (Never Let others know I care)

6.Build and Army Of Vampire Dogs.

7. Release Dogs on Volturi

8. See how many Volturi Survive.

9. Take bets on How many survive With Jasper and Edward.

10. Make sure they don't use Alice to cheat

11. After finished with Vampire Dogs and Volturi release Dogs into Moonbouncia. (Old Peru)

12. Play Dodge Ball in the snow.

Emmett: I havn't Completed any of those goals Yet ! But Someday. Believe Me. SOMEDAY I WILL !!!

Esme: Please Tell us Emmett, If you have a problem we can help you --Motherly Look. Makes Emmett Feel Guilty--

Emmett: --Sobs-- I ... I Love them So Much !!!

Rosalie: --Eyes Narrow to Slits, Lips in a tight line, Strange hissing sounds Coming from her mouth--

Carlisle: Love Who ?

Emmett: --Sobbing Still-- The Girls at Madame Bloodina Bluebelts Acamdemy.

Jasper: Your Spending All our money on Fillipino Hookers ?

Emmett: They're No Hookers !!! They're Massage Therapists.

--FlashBack--

Random Guy who is Dressed Like A Girl: I'll Massage Your Cock For money.

--End FlashBack--

Edward: --Sees Everything Emmett Just remembered-- There's a word for that I think it's Hooker

Emmett: --Jumps from his seat and Points at Edward-- YOUR A HOOKER !!!

A/N: HAHAHAHA!!! I Looovvee Stick man On crack. The whole Hooker thing was from it. Rosalie's Consiquens's (SP ?) Was that

She didn't have sex with him for like a 5 Months. That was like HELL For Emmett. Ahaha.. My Goal is 20 Reveiws.. So I don't care what you tell me. Just say somthing. You could say.. I have blue Socks on today for all I care. I just Want to see your reveiws. They Make me smile :)