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3am Challenge Day 16
Prompt: #124 - Listful (600 words)
Song: Klaypex - Go Around
Characters: Axel, Demyx
Operation Get My Fucking Act Together:
PHASE ONE!
Step One: get out of bed
- (with more than 20 minutes to spare ya dumbshit)
Step Two: shower, for god's sake
- (and put on deodorant so you don't smell like a dead fish)
Step Three: EAT. SOMETHING.
- (seriously. you'll pass out if you just drink coffee)
Step Four: brush your teeth
- (should probably take some gum just in case)
Step Five: eyeliner
- (you're more confident when you don't look half dead. better impression)
Step Six: get your shit and get to class
- (ON TIME!)
PHASE TWO!
Step One: get a seat near the hottie
- (that's why you want to get there on time, asshole)
Step Two: ask hottie if he's got a pencil
- (act natural or you'll blow it!)
Step Three: attempt to engage in casual conversation
- (CAS-U-AL! don't be desperate)
Step Four: ask if hottie wants to go grab lunch after class
- (if yes, proceed from there. if no, ask about hanging out sometime)
Step Five: phone numbers
- (ask if he wants yours FIRST. Don't. Be. Desperate.)
PHASE OH GOD I CAN'T DO THIS!
Step One: what was I thinking?
- (why did I think I could do this?)
Step Two: he's too cute
- (he's so far out of my league)
Step Three: I am such a loser
- (there's no way he'd wanna go out with me)
Step Four: I can't talk to him
- (I'll just embarrass myself)
Step Five: okay, don't panic
- (stay calm, breathe, don't do anything to catch his attention)
Step Six: just don't make eye contact
- (pretend you're taking notes. yeah. just keep your head down. keep writing)
Step Seven: shit shit SHIT!
- (did he look over here? please don't be looking over here!)
Step Eight: oh my god how much time is left in this class?
- (I'm fucking sweating I'm such an idiot why did I sit RIGHT NEXT TO HIM)
Step Ni
holy shit he looked at me
holy shit
HOLY SHIT
don't panic don't panic don't panic don't panic
I fucking hate my smile he probably thinks I'm so weird now
Fuck shit fuck okay write something new the list isn't working
PSYCHOLOGY HOMEWORK DUE DATES
Friday: vocab worksheet
Monday: nothing
Wednesday: collab essay
(shit do we need partners for that?)
I think I need a partner for that
shit
wonder if hottie still needs a partner
WAYS TO ASK HOTTIE IF HE WANTS TO BE PARTNERS
"hey man, do you have a partner yet?"
"need a parner?"
"want to be partners for that thing?"
"hi my name's Axel will you go out with me?"
"your eyes are fucking gorgeous please smile at me oh god"
"you look like summer incarnate"
"god fucking damnit I am so gay for you"
…do I even know his name?
oh god. I don't even know his name
I think I need help
THINGS I KNOW ABOUT HOTTIE
One: he is blond
Two: he smells like the beach
- (fuck I'm creepy)
Three: his eyes are fucking turquoise WHO HAS TURQUOISE EYES?
Four: he carries an instrument case around with him
- (guitar? nope too big. maybe he has a music class right after this. or before)
- (please let it be before)
Five: he wears a lot of blue and has blue Chucks
- (favorite color maybe?)
Six: mowhawk
God help me.
Hey Axel,
You dropped this when you went running out the door. Just to clarify:
My name's Demyx.
I do still need a partner for the essay thingy.
It's a sitar, actually.
Blue IS my favorite color.
If I give you my number will you just ask me out already?
Watch in amazement as ff.n f*cks up my formatting and turns it into poo! *jazz hands*
(I also really hope this doesn't piss off any staff members - it really is a legit fic chapter with a narrative and everything; it's just meant to be written as if someone where writing out their thoughts in a notebook!)