Thank you for all of your feedback, reviews, and advice.
No one got the stalker's id yet and a few did go out of the box…I noticed that some think it's a male stalker when I already reveal it was a female stalker and mentioned that stalker is not part of TD universe…
Some of reviewer's questions will be revealed in this chapter, maybe.
Raven: Hmm, it's possible that Naruto will ask her for advice but we'll see, lol.
Coldblue: 2) Maybe… 3) Yes, it's possible but who know.
Titanzilla: Not all the time, it's just rare chance, you never know what will happen next and it will keep things interesting.
Anyway, it's time for the eleventh chapter of WDL. Hope you enjoy it.
Friendly reminder: Butterfly effect, if there is missing scene mean following cannon and my grammars are not perfect so I may miss some or most mistakes. I'm trying my best.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and Total Drama series, anything mentioned in this story.
Chapter 11: Action: The Grip's Curse?
(Film Lot)
"Last time on Total Drama Action, there was many things going on during the challenges and one of them made Chef bawled his eyes out, what a sissy!" Chris laughed at the footage of crying cooker, "I can play it all day if I want to. Anyway, There was some jealous and feelings going on around a certain red-haired castmate and a few girls…You know who I'm talking about." The host winked, "We just saw a few eliminations with one person quitting the contest after revealed few things about Chef's illegal alliance. Will they survive Chef's cooking without DJ? What kind of movie challenges will they face? Who will the next castmates to lose their chance of getting million bucks? Find out tonight on Total Drama Action!"
Gwen takes a few steps back away from Trent before he grabs her shoulders with a twisted expression and snarling at her with red eyes. "You can't leave me!" The musician stared at her with a twisted grin, "If I can't have you then no one will!" The goth girl widened her eyes as Trent suddenly pull out a knife and hold it above her before he swing it down…
(Girl's Trailer)
Gwen bolt up in her bed with cold sweat and panting heavily as her eyes darting around the trailer before she realize it was just a nightmare. The goth girl pulls her legs to her chest and release a sigh, she was getting tired of having this nightmare over and over. She take a glance at the window to see it was dawn, meaning it will be breakfast soon and she hopes that there will be challenges so it can take her mind off this nightmare.
(Craft Service Tent)
The castmates grimaced at their gruel foods as they ignoring the fact that Naruto and Owen was ravaging their bowls. "Man, this sucks." Duncan huffed, "I thought that Chef was getting better at cooking but it turn out it was DJ the whole time…Now we have to eat these…um…trash or whatever."
"I wish my boyfriend was here." Beth sighed, "He's such a great cook…"
"Boyfriend?" Heather raised her eyebrow at the farmer girl with the castmates, "I don't remember any talk of a boyfriend."
"Oh, yeah!" The farmer girl nodded, "I have a boyfriend. I love my boyfriend! What?" She blinked at the shocked castmates, "Didn't I mention my boyfriend before?"
"You sure do like that word, 'boyfriend'." Leshawna muttered.
"Did you two meet during the break, dattebayo?" Naruto asked.
"Yes, we did." Beth grinned and she never noticed the country boy wiped his sweats away, that mean one less girl for him to choose out of his 'girlfriends' and break someone's heart.
"Wasn't that only, like, two weeks?" Lindsay blinked.
"We met at the orthodontist." The farmer girl sighed dreamily, "He was getting his braces off at the same time as me. At first, I wasn't into him, but after the braces came off, look out." She pulled out a picture of her boyfriend, "Such a cutie." Some of the castmates snickered to themselves.
(Confessional)
"I don't believe her." Bridgette rolled her eyes, "No one can get together this fast in just couple weeks, trust me."
*Static*
"Ok, I bought a lot of junk off late-night infomercials, but I ain't buying that." Izzy shakes her head with a giggle.
"So, you have a boyfriend, huh?" The queen bee narrowed her eyes, "Prove it!"
"Sure!" Beth smiled, "I can tell you everything about him. He's six feet tall, has light brown hair, blue eyes, size ten shoe, 32 pant with a 34-inch inseam."
"Wait a second." Justin snatched the picture before he check the back, "Those stats are all written on the back of his picture. I know a comp card when I see one, because I'm a…" The model winked at the camera, "Professional male model."
"Yeah?" The farmer girl frowned, "Well, maybe he's a model, too. Ever thought of that?"
"No." Duncan snorted as he pushes his bowl to his redhead friend, "No one ever thought of that."
"You've been chasing after a boyfriend all this time with a honey back home?" The sassy girl growled.
"Sure, my boyfriend's a model, but he's still just a guy." Beth gestured to the smirking model, "Justin is a supermodel. I can't help myself. Now that my braces are off, it's a whole new dating world." She sends Justin a flirty wink, caused him to widened his eyes.
"Gwen, you okay?" Naruto whispered to the goth girl after noticed bags under her eyes.
"Um…Kinda." Gwen muttered as she poked her gruel, "Just been little tired and not enough sleep." They both never noticed the sweating castmates cowering under the glaring cooker after they insult his cooking.
"Oh, maybe you should turn in early tonight, dattebayo." The redhead said and the goth girl winced slightly but he noticed it and was about to ask her but…
"Not to worry, folks!" Chris waved his hands around with a cheesy grin, "You won't be holding on to your breakfast for much longer."
"And exactly what torture have you concocted for us today?" Duncan asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Oh, nothing." The host shrugged with a smirk, "Just that your day will be a total disaster. Get it? It's a disaster movie theme." He chuckled at their expressions, "You know? Like in disaster flicks? People running for their lives from volcanoes, earthquakes, asteroids, tidal waves. The more disastrous, the better!"
(Confessional)
"My hair is already a total disaster." Lindsay brushed her hair, "It's been three weeks since I had a trim. Split-ends city! How much worse could it get?"
(Film Lot)
"Your first challenge is the earthquake of inevitable pain!" Chris gestured at a sloped course as the teams stared at it in shock, "Each teams has to run the course, challenging your dexterity, maneuverability and other mad monkey skills." They noticed that Chef was on top of the ladder at the end of the course with bag in his hands, "First team to the top wins! Best out of two earns today's reward."
"Ooh!" Beth gushed, "My boyfriend had a summer job cleaning up after earthquakes and landslides."
"Wow, he sound like a nice person, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled.
"Nope, still not buying it." Izzy tapped her chin with a giggle, "But I did cave and buy the electronic salad spinner." The crazy girl starts to make electronic whir sound with a laugh and B was about to say something but the host cut him off.
"Enough with the chitty-chat." The host said with hands on his hip, "Take your marks."
"This'll be a cinch." Heather snorted, taking her place with the rest of the castmates.
"Rodney, I demand you to carry me." Max crossed his arms with a frown and the country boy nods at the aspiring villain.
(Confessional)
"I don't do this kind of psychical." Max growled before he rubs his hands together with an evil grin, "But that's what my minion is for. He will do the hard work for me."
"I can't wait to swing on the monkey bars." Beth cheered.
"And…" Chris pushed his air horn, "Action!" Both of the teams race up the slope, skipping across the tires.
"How easy is this?" Izzy grinned.
"Are you ready to rock?!" The host pulled the lever with a evil laughter and the sloped course start to rock like a earthquake, knocking the crazy girl back into the farmer girl.
"If you break it, you buy it." Izzy giggled.
Chef rubbed his hands together with a cruel smirk as he glanced at the struggling castmates, "Perfect time to get rid of some old junk." The cooker chucked the old football toward one of the castmates and snickered as it hit B in his stomach.
"You okay, B?" Gwen asked and the silent boy nodded as he stands up with shaky legs. The goth girl stumble toward the monkey bar and almost slip on her feet but Naruto grab her arms to steady herself with B's help. "Thank, Naruto."
"No problem, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled as they duck under the tossed sink, courtesy of Chef. The cooker pulls another object out of his bag and blinked at a rubber duck before he flicked it away.
"Aah!" Justin screamed out after the rubber duck hit him in cheek, "My precious cheekbones!" The host rolled his eyes at the model and pulls another lever.
"Ugh, finally, a break." Beth sighed as the artificial earthquake stopped.
"AFTERSHOCK!" Chris chuckled.
"Oh come on!" Bridgette screamed and grimaced at Owen as he vomited in one of the tires.
"My delicious lunch, lost forever!" The oaf sobbed.
"Oh yeah." The host smirked, "That reminds me…It's lava time!"
"Say what?" Leshawna gulped as Chef swiped his finger across the 'lava' and tasted it.
"Tomato soup?" The cooker growled, "That was supposed to be for supper!" most of the castmates leaped into the monkey bar and the rest went into the water.
"Is it getting hot in here?" Chris fanned himself, "How about a cool refreshing hailstorm?" He gestured at the machine gun in the cart before he aims it at the teams, "Golf-ball-sized hail is bad, but hail-sized golf balls are even worse!"
"When will you shut the fuck up, dude!" The punk snarled, he was getting tired of the host's blabbing mouth.
"Never!" The host laughed evilly, firing the golf balls at the screaming castmates. Izzy dodged most of the golf balls but several of the balls send her into the tunnel. "I got one!" Chris grinned at his co-worker.
"Don't get cocky, kid." Chef chuckled.
"No, not the face!" Justin cried and the host just ignored him as he fired the golf balls at the model's face.
(Confessional)
"I give up." The bruised model sighed, "There's no way I'll get that skin-care line endorsement now." Justin rubbed his sore face, "Oh, not so silky smooth."
"Say, did you feel something?" Rodney blinked as the golf balls bounced off his back, "Maybe it's just a bug."
"Um…" Max blinked at the country boy, what the hell is his skin made out of?
"After-Aftershock!" Chris pushed a button and the sloped course starts to spilt up. Lindsay falls into the crack but lucky for her, Justin grabbed her arm in time and pulls her up before Owen fall on top of the model.
"I can't breath!" Justin wheezed under the weight of the oaf.
"Sorry." Owen smiled sheepish, "I'm still carrying a little holiday weight."
"My boyfriend was part of a rescue team that saved people stuck in avalanches." Beth said, "He used to say…"
"Beth, we need actual advice from real, live living people!" The model shouted.
"Be careful, dattebayo." Naruto encouraged the queen bee, balancing herself on the rolling log over the pit. He glanced behind him to see that the goth girl was first to reach the finish line and he was little worried about her because she don't talk as much as she used to.
"Shut up!" Heather reach the end of the pit, followed by Dawn and B. Leshawna was about to get across the pit but Chris turned his machine gun at the sassy girl and fired the balls at her, caused her to fall in the pit.
"Everyone, get behind me!" Owen hollered at his team as he shields them from the golf balls, "Ow! Shouldn't someone be yelling 'fore'?" Several of golf balls hit his face.
"Fore!" The host laughed, only to blink at the sound of clink from his machine gun.
"Hey, it stopped." The oaf turns around and quickly climbs through the tunnel.
"Chef, do something!" Chris barked before the cooker back the cart up into the post and climbed up the ladder, ignored the weak groan from his boss.
"NOT ON MY WATCH, MAGGOTS!" Chef threw the junks at the castmates with a roar but Dawn, B, and Naruto already made it across the finish line and joined the goth girl, waiting for the rest of Gaffers.
"Hang on, team!" Owen ducked under the blender before it hit Rodney in head as they finally reach the final obstacle, "We're almost there!"
"Is that a real bomb, dattebayo?" The redhead blinked at the said object.
"Yes." The cooker smirked as he fished out a large book, "Ah, my unpublished manifesto. I've lived a lot of years." He threw the book at the castmates with all of his might and it hit Owen in jaw, send him flying toward the log with a thump.
"Ouchie…" The oaf groaned, "That'll hurt come morning."
"Oh no!" Lindsay gasped in horror, "O, are you okay?!"
"My editor was right." Chef grinned, "My life really is dangerous."
(Confessional)
"Did Owen actually break his jaw?" Beth muttered with hands on her cheeks, "That's so tragic! Owen lives to eat."
*Static*
"I feel so bad for the fella." Rodney winced, "Having a broken jaw is no fun at all."
"Chris?" Leshawna scowled at the host as the camera crew filming the wailing oaf, "Why doesn't the crew go over and help him?"
"Yeah, yeah, as soon as we're done getting every shot." Chris smirked, "The good news is, it looks like Owen won the challenge for the Killer Grips." The said team cheered, even the injured oaf give out a weakly cheer.
"What!" Gwen sneered, "You can't do that! We got our team across here first!"
"Serious injury trumps all." The host shrugged with a grin.
"What about the time that Geoff got mauled by the bear back at the island, dattebayo?" Naruto raised his eyebrows.
"Um…" Chris rubbed his head with shifty eyes.
"Pfft!" Heather scoffed, "He's just making up the rules as he go along like always."
"That's true." Duncan sighed.
(Dock)
After sending the oaf to hospital, the host stands in front of the hanging submarine with his contestants. "How's Owen doing?" Izzy asked worriedly.
"Oh, Owen's fine." Chris waved it off, "A little broken jaw, but it's all wired shut now. Shouldn't take more than four to six weeks to heal."
"Oh, no!" Beth gasped, "It's that bad?"
"I mean, he's doing fine." The host said quickly, earning a lot of glares from the castmates.
(Confessional)
"That's what release forms are for, correctamundo?" Chris glanced at the release form paper in his hand.
"All right, now it's time for the second disaster theme challenge." The host announced to the teams in the life rafts, "Who's excited? Because of Owen's win, the Grips have the advantage of getting this handy-dandy piece of paper for the second disaster challenge." He chuckled as he threw the paper airplane to the Killer Grips and the surfer girl grabs it in midair.
"Um…" Bridgette stared at the roman numbers, "How is it connecting to the second part?"
"Oh!" The farmer girl tapped her cheek, "Maybe we have to open a safe or something?"
"Ok, time to get inside." Chris grinned.
"You crazy?" Leshawna shot him a dirty look, "I'm not getting in that tin can!"
"Not even for a million bucks?" The host smirked.
"Better be carpeted in there." The sassy girl crossed her arms.
(Submarine: Screaming Gaffer)
"I don't like this, not one little bit." Leshawna muttered, glance around the small room.
"Me too…" Gwen paced around the room as she rubbed her arms, she really never like small room because of her claustrophobia. The Gaffers jumped at the sound of blaring alarm before it stopped and the host's voice rang out of the loudspeaker.
"For this challenge, you've got to get out before it's too late." Chris' voice chuckled.
"Too late?" Heather frowned, "Too late for what?"
"That." Dawn pointed at the water and the team glances around to see that the water was coming from the pipes and grates.
"Oh no, that's not the way I want to go out!" The goth girl shouted frantically.
"Don't worry, I'm sure they won't let us die on television, dattebayo." Naruto patted her shoulder, "…Right?"
(Killer Grip)
"I really wish my boyfriend was here." Beth gulped as the Grips search from the exit, "He's a registered lifeguard."
"Yeah." Izzy rolled her eyes, "It would be great if he were here, you're right…You know what would be better?"
"What?" The farmer girl asked.
"If he existed in the first place!" The crazy girl shouted, "Now let's get out of this death trap!"
"Um…Guys…" Everyone turned to Max, "You should know something…I can't swim."
"Relax, boss." Rodney grinned, "I'm sure you'll be fine."
"Yeah, he's right." Bridgette nodded with her team, "Just worry about how to get out of here."
(Screaming Gaffer)
"The water is freezing, and it's too dark to see anything!" Heather complained.
"No problem." Duncan smirked, "I've got a great night vision. A lot of the stuff I get up to happens when the sun goes down."
"Yeah, same here." Naruto chuckled, "I always set up a lot of pranks at night, dattebayo."
"Sweet." The punk chortled, "Did they catch you?"
"Nah, they have no evidence, dattebayo." The redhead grinned and the queen bee rolled her eyes at the boys.
"Oh, this should help." Duncan pulled a several flashlights out of the box that he found, "Get to work, everybody."
"I believe that is the exit that we have to look for." Dawn spoke up and they turned around to see her shining her flashlight at the bottom hatch with lock combination.
"Or this one." Gwen pointed at the top hatch, "Guess one of them is the decoy."
"Let's try this one first." Leshawna jerked her head at the bottom.
"Anyone know how to pick a lock?" The queen bee asked and B pulled out a stethoscope as he attempts to pick the lock.
"Well, that's your answer." The punk said.
The water reached to their waist and the silent boy need more time but it was hard to hold his breath underwater. "Maybe we can boost each other up." The sassy girl glanced at the top hatch and Duncan volunteered to boost her up before the queen bee climb on top of them.
"How are you holding up, Gwen?" Naruto whispered to the goth girl.
"I'm doing fine." Gwen took a deep breath to calm herself down and glance at her team members to see that Dawn was on top of Heather, ignored the fact that Leshawna and the queen bee was insulted each other. The petite girl opened the top hatch and the Gaffers screamed out as the fire shot out of the top hatch before Dawn quickly closed it.
"…Great, now we better hope that B can crack the lock." Leshawna growled.
(Monitor room)
Chris checked the teams' process and see that no one managed to crack the lock combination. "Don't you think that's a bit much?" The host asked his co-worker and his answer was just a shrug.
"Relax, sir, I'm sure they're doing fine." Chef grunted.
"I think it might be time to end the challenge." Chris said worriedly after seeing that the water just reached to the castmates' necks, "The water's getting pretty high, and…Uh…Some of them are terrible swimmers."
"Stop being a worrywart!" The cooker growled, "Let's just give them ten minutes and we'll end it, okay?"
"This is serious!" The host stood up, "T-Turn off the water!" Chef shakes his head at the host's concern, don't he know that there is a fail-safe built in? Nah, it's more fun to see this side of his boss.
(Submarine: Screaming Gaffer)
"This-this could be it." Leshawna cried as the water slowly reaches to the top, "The end! Like, the end end! And I want to live!"
"I know you're scared but I'm sure they will drain the water out at last minute. Don't cry." Gwen said to calm the hysterical sassy girl down.
"Who said anything about crying?" Leshawna scoffed, "Leshawna never cries!"
"You sure blubbered enough when a reward was on the line." Duncan said and everyone remembered what happened during the doctor challenge.
"Um…" The sassy girl shifted her eyes and the punk widened his eyes, figured something out.
"You're a total sham!" Duncan growled angrily.
"You mean Leshawna fake-cried to get the reward with her cousin?" Heather narrowed her eyes at the sassy girl.
"That's low." Naruto said as he holds Dawn up since she can't swim very well, "You can't play with anyone's emotions like that, dattebayo." B nod with a frown.
"You're gonna pay for this, big, loud and proud!" The queen bee roared with fury.
(Killer Grip)
"Hold on, boss!" Rodney hollered.
"I-I-I can't go on any longer!" Max flailed his arms around, attempt to hold himself above the water but he sank with bubbles.
"BOSS, HOLD ON!" The country boy take a deep breath and dove in. He quickly swam toward the bottom hatch and glance at the struggling aspiring villain before use all of his strength to pry the hatch off. He managed to open it barehanded and the water quickly drained as everyone panted heavily, Gaffers was doing the same thing in other room.
(Trailers)
"Well, that was a pretty exciting day, huh?" Chris walks up to the bathrobe-claded castmates with a grin, "The Grips is getting their reward. About time, I was getting worried if you were cursed." He chuckled as the Grips glared at him, "Let's see what the Grips have won. An all-expenses-paid trip to beautiful British Columbia. That's right! You'll be staying at the luxurious inn on the volcano, a charming lodge teetering on the edge of a little-known active volcano on Vancouver Island. To get there, you have to…"
"Hell no!" The Grips said in unison.
"So you don't want this reward?" The host blinked, "What do you want?"
"I almost drowned! I demand you to bring these Gaffers to the Gilded Chris ceremony and eliminate one of them as our reward!" Max crossed his arms with a deadly glare, "Do it and I will spare you from death when I take over the world!"
"We're with him." Justin said and the Grips nodded their head.
"Um…Okay." Chris shrugged, "That'll be your reward, which means more money for me at the end of year. So…Screaming Gaffers, see you at the ceremony!"
(Gilded Chris Ceremony)
"In a twist, the reward challenge has just become a elimination challenge." The host grinned at the Screaming Gaffers, "Who would have seen that coming?"
"Psst…" Leshawna whispered to Gwen, "Are you with me to vote the bitch out?"
"Um…" The goth girl was about to say something but their host cut them off.
"Okay, time to cast your votes now!" Chris announced as the Gaffers voted for one of them and waits for a while until the host get his result. "The result is in." The host announced, "If you get your award, you can stay to do another challenge and if you don't get one…Well, you're gone! The awards go to…Dawn, Gwen, B, Naruto, Duncan." The said castmates catch their awards and it was down to Leshawna and Heather. "Well…Let's see who will get the final award? It goes to…"
"…" Heather glared at the sassy girl.
"…" Leshawna gave the queen bee a smug smirk.
"…" The Gaffers show no reactions.
"…Heather!" Chris grinned.
"WHAT!" The sassy girl gasped as she turns to her former team, "You voted for me? How could you guys do that to me?"
"You should have thought of that before you played us." Heather snorted.
"She's right." Duncan grunted, "That and you were getting snappy lately."
"B-B-But…" Leshawna attempted to get a word out but Chef just carried her off to the Lame-o-sine and tossed her in before the limousine speeded off.
(Gwen)
The goth girl decided to take a walk around the film lot before she hear someone calling out for her and she turns her head to see Naruto. "Why are you following me?" Gwen asked confusedly.
"Well, I just want to talk with you because you're been acting little different later and I'm just worried about you, dattebayo." Naruto scratched his head, "You are getting more tired and don't talk much, is there something up?"
"Um…" The goth girl rubbed her arm, "It's my nightmare…I dreamt that Trent was going to kill me after I rejected him and…and…" Her voice cracked, "I don't know why I kept dream it over and over…I want it to stop…"
"…It's because you experienced something that you can't forget." The redhead said softly as he touched his hidden scars, "It's normal to have a recurring nightmare after faced something scary. I can understand that…It will last for a while but it will stop."
"H-H-How?" Gwen chocked on her tears and he pulls her in hug.
"It's up to you, Gwen." Naruto whispered in her ear as he stroke her back, "I'm going to tell you what someone once told me after my incident, dattebayo…You are not alone because you have friends and family that looks out for you." He held her shoulders with a gentle smile, "Don't forget that you are a brave and strong person, and don't let this nightmare rule your life, dattebayo."
"…"
"…Actually, I can't remember the exact words and she said it way better than I do, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled nervously.
"Pfft!" Gwen covered her mouth with a snort as the redhead pouted, "Sorry, if you don't say that, I won't laugh at you."
"Nah, it's my fault anyway." Naruto chuckled.
"Yeah…But thank anyway." The goth girl smiled, "Well, it's lunch time and I'm hungry."
"Same here, let's go." The redhead grinned at the goth girl.
(Craft Service Tent)
"Oh, Big O." Naruto blinked at the kooky oaf in wheelchair, "You alright, dattebayo?"
"Hey, Naru, hey, Naru!" Owen mumbled nonsense before he turns on his blender, spilling the liquid foods all over the table.
"Um…I guess you're okay." The redhead deadpanned, his large friend must be on pain med. He wonders how long the side-effects will last for.
"He is." Chef grunted as he hand the oaf a drink, "I can't believe they make me serve the fatty maggot for a little accident."
"It was your fault in first place." Bridgette said, receiving a narrowed eyes from the cooker before he stomp away from them.
"I guess he don't get his paycheck yet, dattebayo." Naruto rubbed his head as he walk away from the Grips' table, "Well, glad to see you back, Big O."
"Bye, Naru, bye, Naru!" Owen blabbed with large wave.
(Film Lot)
As soon as they finished their lunch, the host announced that they have to report to a certain location for their next challenge and they figured out the challenge's theme as the host walk up to them in military uniform. "Today we're all about war movies, so look lively, you…" Chris gestured to the cooker.
"Buckets of horse shit!" Chef barked.
"So, get ready for the first death-defying challenge, you…" The host said.
"Disgusting slimy crustaceans!" The cooker barked again.
"Move it, privates." Chris jabbed his thumb behind him, "Fall in."
"Sir, yes, sir!" The teams, beside a certain silent boy, shouted.
(Confessional)
"I've always wanted to be a marine." Duncan smirked, "They're rough, tough, they wear rad boots, and they say, 'Hoo-ah'! No clue what that means, but it just sounds so cool. Hoo-ah!"
*Static*
"Marine doesn't say that." Chef scowled with crossed arms, "Rebel maggot got it wrong."
"I can't wait to get my marine on." The punk smirked, "I'm the main course. The rest of you are gravy, as in on the side."
"I hope it's in our favor." Dawn said, "We're at a huge disadvantage."
"Then we better push it to 200% if we want to win this challenge!" Heather muttered, never noticed that she just cut B off again and the chuckling redhead patted his silent friend's back.
(War Set: Plane)
"Ok, people, remove your blindfolds." Chris smirked as the castmates removed their blindfolds, "When it comes to making a war movie, jumping out an airplane is the most dangerous stunt there is, so naturally it's our first challenge!" The host gestured at the opened door as the strong wind blew in and everyone gasped.
"If we live, I was thinking I should totally be our team's admiral." Lindsay said.
"Admirals are in charge of sailors." Beth corrected her, "Generals are in charge of soldiers, generally."
"But admiral sound cuter." The bombshell beamed, "So now I'd like to be called 'Admiral Lindsay, her hotness', ok?"
"If we are coming up with nickname then I demand you to call me 'Black Baron, his evilness'!" Max smirked evilly.
"Do I still call you boss?" Rodney scratched his head.
"…Yes, you do." The aspiring villain crossed his arms and the model sit between the Grip girls.
"Beth, Lindsay, I want to propose something, but don't get excited." Justin chuckled, "It's not marriage."
"No thank, I'm going to marry O." The bombshell waved him away.
"Um…Okay…" The model blinked, "Anyway…It's a long way from the airplane to the ground below."
"Three kilometers, to be exact." The farmer girl inputted.
"Wouldn't know." Justin shrugged, "Math is for ugly people. Here's the deal. I need you two to jump before me in case I need a soft place to land, ok?" The girls glared at him, "Now, you girls know I don't blink these eyelashes at just anybody." The glare gets harder, "…Nothing? When were your last eye exams?"
"Drop zone approaching!" Chris called out, "Form a line. It's time to par-tay! Stunt people undergo weeks of training before they parachute. Luckily, we're gonna skip all that and get to good part…Jumping!"
"Are you sure?" Owen gulped as the pain med finally wore off, "We'll die!"
"I know!" The host chuckled, "Hilarious! Time to jump!"
"There's only one way off this big old sliver bird." Izzy giggled as she attempted to push the oaf toward the door, "And it's though that door! Come on, it's not that scary!"
"Hello?" The oaf whimpered, "Crazy girl's pushing me off an airplane, and I haven't had a parachute lesson yet!"
"That's ok." Chris putted away his phone, "I just spoke to our research department. There were no parachutes in World War I!" B opened his mouth to say something but the queen bee cut him off again.
"So, what do we do for a challenge?" Heather glared.
"Simple!" The host kicked the parachute box out of the airplane and everyone gasped.
"Whoo-hoo!" The crazy girl leaped out, "Tell my pet rock I love her!"
"Who want to go next?" Chris grinned and the redhead peeked out of the door.
"Wait a second, it's…" That was all the redhead managed to said before the host push him out of the airplane, caused everyone in the airplane to scream at the host.
"No!" Owen cried out, "For the love of everything deep-fried, I'm coming for you, Naru!" He leap out of the airplane, caused it to tilt downward and forced all of the castmates to fall out. They screamed out of fear before they noticed one thing…They were on the mattress and everyone was fine.
"I should have known it. It was just a trick, dattebayo." Naruto groaned out under the bodies.
"Let's roll, soldiers, because the second part of this challenge is gonna blow your minds and everything else within a fifty-foot radius." The host chuckled.
(War Set: Camp)
Chef yanked the sheet off to reveal a pile of bombs and Izzy starts to bounce in excitation with psychotic grin. "Are those paint bombs?" Lindsay asked, recalling the very first challenge on the island.
"We've divided the camp into two halves." Chris explained as he ignored the bombshell's question, "Most creative and controlled splatter wins."
"Talk about a challenge custom-made for me." Duncan smirked, "I'm all over this."
"Same here." Naruto chuckled as he turns to his childhood friend, "Remember one time when I set off a lot of paint bombs in middle school on the last day, dattebayo?"
"How should I?" Heather rolled her eyes, "Almost all of the janitors quit this day."
"Best day ever." The redhead grinned.
"So what kind of splatter are we going to make?" Gwen asked.
"I got one." The punk chuckled evilly as he carrying the bombs with him, "Whiskers, Mute, help me out."
"You got it, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled and B shakes his head with a smile.
"Boys and their bombs." The goth girl rolled her eyes.
"Indeed." Dawn nodded.
(Killer Grip)
"Ok, minions, Admiral Lindsay, her hotness, is about to tell you how this is going to work." Lindsay stared at the map before she whispered to the farmer girl, "How is this going to work?"
"What we need to do is lay the explosives in a wide interlocking pattern to ensure maximum paint coverage." Beth said.
"What an excellent plan I came up with." The bombshell smiled, "Ok! Snap to it, please."
"I'll let you know that I'm not your minion at all." Max huffed.
"I'm way too weak to even think about working." Owen moaned.
"And my butt needs its beauty rest." Justin relaxed in a hammock with a smirk and the girls just flipped him over.
"Admiral Lindsay decrees that you will get up and work on this challenge!" Lindsay glared.
"Is it getting hot out here?" The model tore his shirt off, "Now, if you'll notice, I don't sport a six-pack. I got twelve. That's a dozen smokin' man-dominals."
"No one care about your stupid abs!" Bridgette growled, "Do your part or we'll vote you off!"
"Yeah!" Beth frowned, "Get to work, lazybones!"
"This…This can't be right." Justin stammered, "Have I really lost my lady-controlling mojo? Say it ain't so!"
"It's so, Juan." Lindsay deadpanned.
"Time's up!" Chris shouted with a grin as he glanced around, "Uh-oh, looks like you didn't even get started."
"Not so fast, senor Chris." Izzy smirked and the group turns around to see that the bombs were all over the house.
"Whoa!" The host grinned, "Now, that's what I call thorough."
"Izzy, what did you do?" The oaf asked.
"I didn't do it, Big O." The crazy girl grinned madly, "It was my friend, Explosivo!"
"Who's Explosivo?" The surfer girl blinked.
"Explosivo is loco for boom-boom!" Izzy said with Spanish accent, ignored the surfer girl's question.
"…Boss, she's scaring me…" Rodney gulped and the aspiring villain nods mutely.
(Screaming Gaffer)
"Gaffers, are we ready?" Chris gave the punk a detonator.
"Time for a little punk rock." Duncan grinned and set off the explosives. It was like a firework with a lot of paint splatters and the result was a large green skull.
"And who says vandalism doesn't pay?" The host smirked before he walks away from the Gaffers.
"Got to hand it to you, that was really good one." Gwen smirked with hands on her hip.
"Eh, it's the better thing I can do in short time." The punk chuckled.
(Killer Grip)
"Are we ready to blow it up?" The host asked the Grips.
"Si, si, Explosivo is ready!" Izzy suddenly push the detonator.
"…"
"…"
Chris glanced at the unexploded explosives, "…Well, folks, looks like we're having some technical dif…" There was a sound of explode, followed by a huge pillar of paint before it splatters all over the host and Grips.
"Explosivo is one crazy hombre." The crazy girl laughed evilly.
"Explosive, yes." The host grumbled as he walk toward the Gaffer's side, "Creative and controlled, not so much. The Gaffers are victorious!" The said team cheered, "It is my honor to present your prize…" Chris gestured at the trunk as Chef pushed it on the cart, "The big trunk of mind-blowing secrets! You'll be defending it with your very lives in the final part of the challenge!"
(War Set: Battlefield)
"Are you okay, O?" Lindsay asked worriedly.
"Ugh…" Owen groaned, "It's hard to go number two…"
"I got what you need right here, Owen." Chef grunted as he brings the blender to the oaf, "A tasty bran smoothie for your sorry bound-up ass."
"No…" The oaf whimpered, "Bran…Smoothie…I need bacon-cheese blendy…"
"JUST DRINK THIS DAMN THING!" The cooker force-fed the flailing oaf, "IT'S FOR YOUR DAMN GOOD!"
Chris grinned at the teams, "Contestants, get ready to begin your next war challenge. It's a giant game of capture the flag, except in this case, the flag is the trunk of mind-blowing secrets! There's only one way to learn what's in the trunk, and that's to win the challenge. The team that wins the challenge will get immunity from tonight's vote and a peek inside this trunk…But be ready! The secrets inside will blow your brains to bits!"
"It better not be a paint bomb inside." Heather scowled.
"I wish!" The host laughed as he walk over to the sheet-covered object with Chef, "Gaffers, this is your base camp. Our set-decoration team wanted to build you guys a towering castle full of defensive possibilities, but they went to see a movie instead, so we're gonna give you this." The cooker removed the sheet to reveal a rotting…"I think it's a tool shed." Chris said unsurely before it falls apart, "…Was a tool shed. Good luck!"
"How can we defend this thing with nothing?" Gwen glared at the retreating host.
"We can make our own fort." Dawn offered her idea, "Kinda like a hole in ground or something." B opened his mouth to give his option…
"That's good idea." Heather said.
"You do whatever you want." Duncan grunted, "I'm gonna go set some booby traps."
"Need help, dattebayo?" Naruto asked.
"Sure." The punk nodded, he remembered some of the redhead's traps during the nametag hunter.
"Well, since Duncan and Naruto are setting up their traps, we should get start on digging a hole." Gwen glanced at her team.
(Killer Grips)
Lindsay peeked through her binoculars and scanning the battlefield. "Admiral, what's going on?" Beth asked.
"Well, Diego and Nevan sort of, like, disappeared, and the rest of them are digging a hole for some weird reason." The bombshell replied.
"I recommend we attack immediately!" The farmer girl said.
"Team, Admiral Lindsay, her hotness, says it's time we attack." Lindsay ordered her team.
"Uh, first, Admiral Lindsay, a suggestion, um, from Explosivo." Izzy giggled, "He says we make a Trojan Taco."
"Ooh, I love Mexican food." The bombshell squealed.
"Ok, first we make a giant taco shell, five kilometers wide." The crazy girl grinned, "Then we load it with beef, beans, cheese…"
"And jalapenos?" Lindsay cut in, "I like it spicy."
"Si!" Izzy nodded, "Muy, muy caliente! But the salsa, my friends, the salsa we make from TNT!"
"Whoa, whoa, we are not going to blow them up!" Bridgette shouted, "We are just going to attack them and capture the trunk."
"Barbara's right." The bombshell nodded, "We are going to attack so…Let's go down there and fight!"
"Aw, man!" The boys grumbled.
"Now, listen, peeps." Lindsay cleared her throat, "I know you're frightened of going into battle, but I'm here to say, 'be strong, be fierce, be ferocious'. Go and fight for that trunk like it's boxing day and you're fighting for the cutest pair of yoga pants. Show no mercy!" The Grips cheered as they charge toward the battlefield, "I'll be here when you're done!"
The Gaffers watch on as the Grips charged past them without noticing anything and stepped on the net trap, hoisting most of the Grips up in air. "Hold on, guys…" Rodney reached for them but he hears a snap and look down to see a broken wire before the rope entrap his leg and flicked him across the battlefield with a scream. Duncan swing by and cut the net's rope as it flicked the rest of Grips in air, joining the country boy.
"That is really fun." The punk chortled.
"You said it, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled as he joined the rest of his team, "I already set up some traps so keep your eyes out for them.
"Sure, Whiskers." Duncan ran across the battlefield with an evil smirk, seems like he is really getting into it now.
"How you guys holding up?" The redhead asked.
"We're fine." Gwen replied, "Can't believe how easy the challenge is."
"Hai, they don't have one thing and that's prankster, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled.
"That's true." Dawn said as she tugged the redhead's shirt before she whispers in his ear, "If we won the challenge, is tonight okay?"
"Um…Yeah, tonight." The redhead nodded at her with a smile.
The Grip members were hanging upside down with ropes around their legs after their several attempts and some of them grumbled at their luck. "Time's up!" Chris shows up with a chuckle, "The Gaffers have defended the chest, putting them in the winner's circle. That means the Grips will be sending home one of their own tonight. And now it's time to reveal to the winners the mind-blowing secrets within this trunk!" The Gaffers gathered around the trunk as it opened, "Here's what you were fighting for, team."
"…"
"…"
"…That's what we won today?" Heather glared at the empty trunk.
"Oh yeah!" The host laughed, "That's the madness of war!"
(Gilded Chris Ceremony)
"This one's a nail-biter." Chris smirked, "I'd say no one's safe tonight. Lindsay, how do you feel about your chances?"
"Let's face it, Cyrus." Lindsay placed her hand on chest, "It was my lousy admiraling that cost us the challenge. If I go home tonight, I won't blame anyone…Except Beth."
"Why me?" The said girl blinked.
"Well, I have to blame someone." The bombshell admitted.
"Then there's Izzy." The host sighed, "You overdid it on the bomb challenge and cost your team an important victory. Will it be your crazy bum sitting in the Lame-o-sine tonight for the second time?"
"Explosivo does not answer most answers." Izzy said.
"Justin, Beth and Lindsay seem to have kind of left your corner, pretty boy." Chris smirked at the model, "Are you worried?"
"Nah, I ever worry." Justin waved it away, "Causes wrinklage."
"All right, then." The host rolled his eyes, "Votes have been tabulated, so it's time to present the awards. Tonight, the Gilded Chris goes to…Beth, Max, Bridgette, Rodney, Lindsay, Owen…And now only two nominees left." The crazy girl and the model glanced at each other, "The final award goes to…"
"…" Izzy grinned with 'V' sign.
"…" Justin just crossed his arms.
"…Justin!" Chris announced.
"Por que?" The crazy girl gasped.
"Time to go, crazy maggot!" Chef quickly grabbed Izzy and tossed her in the Lame-o-sine.
(Confessional)
"I'm not saying I voted for Izzy just because she said I'm not cute." Justin smirked, "Ok, it was just because of that. Thing is, Beth and Lindsay told me that they were sending me home. So you see? I didn't lose my mojo. I just needed to shake things up, ha." He flipped his hair back, "With my new patented all-time lady-killing mega-flip. I'm back, baby."
*Static*
"I voted for her because she really scared me." Rodney rubbed his neck, "She's crazy than ol' Betsy!"
*Static*
"It's logical to vote a wild card off." Max crossed his arms, "She may will mess up my evil plans!"
(Girl's Trailer)
Dawn was about to step out but the queen bee stop her and look over her. "Are you going to wear these clothes?" Heather asked and the petite girl glanced at her clothes, it was just normal attires.
"Indeed, I am." Dawn said before Heather pull her toward the queen bee's suitcase and she pull out a sundress.
"Here, you can borrow this dress for the night." The queen bee grunted, "You have to look your better for the mock date. Hurry up!" The petite girl just blinked.
(Trailers)
Naruto rubbed his head, he already told Bridgette about the mock date and she got really mad at him. Maybe he could have a talk with her after this mock date and try to work it out. "Naruto, are you ready?" The redhead jumped at Dawn's voice and turn around to see her as he tried to slow his heart down.
"You look really nice, dattebayo." Naruto smiled at the petite girl. She was wearing a blue floral sundress and her hair was tied in chignon. "Huh, is that Heat-chan's dress?" The redhead recognized the same dress that the queen bee always bring but hardly wear it.
"Indeed, it is." Dawn nodded, "She lend it to me and help me with my hair because she say that I have to look my best."
"Sound like her." The redhead chuckled as they walk together, "Well, let's go."
(Woods)
"Wow, I don't know this place existed, dattebayo." Naruto glanced around the woods, who would know that there was a real small forest in this film lot.
"I found this place a few days ago when I was searching for a place to meditate." Dawn replied as she takes hold of the redhead's hand, "I forget to thank you for agreeing to take me out on a mock date."
"It's okay, I'll do anything to help my friends out, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled and glances at her held hand, it was really small and soft than it looks like. "So…What do you want to experience?"
"Hmm…" The petite girl glanced at him, "I just want to walk around with you like that and maybe a dance?"
"Oh, sure…" Naruto rubbed his head, "Is that all you want for the mock date?"
"Yes, I do." Dawn gave him a faintly smile and the redhead thought it make her look more cute.
(Craft Service Tent)
Chef releases a silent groan at the sound of gritting teeth from the surfer girl behind him and he can hear her stabbing the fork into the table. "Clumsy maggot, stop it." The cooker grunted, "You're giving me a headache and you don't like it when I have a headache."
"Oh, sorry…" Bridgette muttered angrily, "I'm just mad…"
"Because of brat?" Chef crossed his arms and she knows that he mean Naruto because the cooker only calls the redhead that.
"Kinda…I'm also mad at myself for not saying anything." The surfer girl sighed, "I don't know what to do because that's my…"
"First relationship." He sighed as the cooker rubbed his head, "Look, I know it's not my place to say anything but…There's no perfect relationship and it's also brat's first relationship so you can't blame him for being a densest brat in the whole fucking world."
"He's not that dense…" Bridgette stared at Chef for a while, "…Ok, he is."
"Yeah…Just tell him how you really feel." The surfer girl opened her mouth to say something but the cooker raised his hand, "And don't say that it will ruin everything between you two! Jeez, you teenagers always keep making easy things look so damn complicated. Just talk to him and work things out. All the relationship always has rocky times and it happened to everyone…"
"…Thank, Chef." Bridgette smiled softer, "I never thought that you really car…"
"If you tell anyone about me going softie on you maggots…" Chef slammed the plate in front of the surfer girl, "YOU'LL WISH THAT YOU WERE IN HELL!"
"Got it." Bridgette stared at the stomping cooker with paled face.
(Woods)
That felt little weird for the redhead, it was the first time he dance with a girl in the woods at night and they was doing the waltz, courtesy of Dawn's request. "Enjoy it so far, dattebayo?" Naruto smiled at the petite girl and she just nods, focusing on her feet so she doesn't make any mistakes. They kept went on for hours while making a small talk about each other.
(Trailers)
After walk the petite girl back to her trailer and wish her a good night, Naruto was about to enter his trailer until he hear someone calling out to him and he turns around to see his girlfriend. "O-Oh, Bri-chan." The redhead rubbed his head nervously, he doesn't know if the surfer girl was still mad at him.
"Um…Do you have some time?" Bridgette rubbed her arm.
"Yeah, I do." Naruto said, "You know I always have time for you anytime."
"Can we walk around for a while?" The surfer girl smiled and the redhead nodded as he joins her for their walk.
(Film Lot)
It was really quiet for couple as they walk around with held hands and they were thinking about what to say. "Naruto, I want to tell you something but it was hard for me to say it." Bridgette sighed.
"What is it?" Naruto asked worriedly.
"I…I'm scared." The surfer girl muttered, "I'm really scared that it's our first relationship and um…someone told me that the first relationship will never work out and you will replace me with someone better than me…Because of that, I got really jealous when the girls talk to you and I kept get worry that it will be one of them that will replace me because I'm too plain and I don't want that to happen…"
"Bri-chan, don't think like that, dattebayo." The redhead stopped her as he look in her teary eyes, "I don't know who told you that. It's true that first relationship don't work out…" The surfer girl flinched, "But there are some first relationships that turn out well and I know a few people who got married in their first relationship." He wiped Bridgette's tears off, "And you're not plain to me at all, dattebayo. To me, you're unique…I love every part of you, I love your clumsiness, your laidback attitude, your friendly nature…Hell, I even love your jealousy because it show me how much you really care about me…" Naruto cupped her cheeks as they look into each other's eyes, "I really love you so much that there's no one that will ever replace you in my life…I love you, Bridgette Paige."
"…I love you too, Naruto McLean-Uzumaki." Bridgette smiled brightly before they kiss under the moonlight.
(Studio 83)
It has been a several days after their war challenge and the host ordered everyone to meet him for their challenge of the day. "Today's challenge is…" Chris gestured at the 60's city set, "Mafia theme! The plot is that the Grip family is muscling in the Gaffer family's turf and it's up to the Gaffer to defend their territory." Chef passed out the mafia jackets and the castmates noticed that they have the nametags on back. "That's right! To take your enemies out, all you have to do is rip the nametag off." The host chuckled, "The rules are very simple…First, one team will defend by evading the attack team while the other team will attack by ripping the nametags off…Second, the team's position will alterative between attack and defend each ten minutes. Understand?"
"…Did you just take it off Running Man show again?" Heather narrowed her eyes at the host.
"…Maybe…" The host glanced around with shifty eyes, "Anyway! Gaffer family will defend first and I'm giving them a head start to hide before I start the game…" The Gaffers ran off into the city set.
(B)
"Five minutes start now! Five minutes start now!" B glanced around as the loudspeakers announced the start of their challenge and he noticed a empty small box before he jump in, hiding himself in the box.
(Owen)
"Where do you think they are hiding?" The oaf glanced at the surfer girl as they walk together and checked their surrounding for any Gaffers.
"I really don't know…" Bridgette tapped her cheek as she glanced at the black car, "Do you think one of them must be in this one?"
"Maybe…" Owen peeked inside, "Nope, not even a cookie crumb." The surfer girl rolled her eyes at his comment.
(Confessional)
"I thought it would be easy but it's really hard to find them." Rodney groaned, "I'm not good at finding things."
*Static*
"It's really good thing that we start with the defensive." Heather smirked with crossed arms, "We can find a lot of hiding places and use it against the Grips when we get in attack position."
(Gwen)
The goth girl skids on her feet at the turn and run down the alley, followed by Max and Lindsay. They found her in one of the hidden boxes and Gwen took off before they have a chance to rip her nametag off. "As your future leader, I order you to surrender!" The aspiring villain wheezed out as he held his side, "Just give me a break!"
"Like hell, I will!" The goth girl quickly leap off the trashcan and grabbed on the fire escape's ladder. She climbs up with a smirk, ignored the grumbling Grips and she was about to get away but someone was already up there. "…Oh man…" Gwen groaned at the sight of smirking farmer girl.
"Two choices, which ones will you take?" Beth asked with a coyly smirk.
"Sixty seconds left! Sixty seconds left!"
"Quick!" Lindsay gasped, "Tear it off before it's too late!" The farmer girl climbed down the ladder and attempt to rip the goth girl's nametag off but she lean back out of Beth's reach.
Riiip!
Gwen's eyes widened and turn her head to see that it was Max that ripped her nametag off by standing on top of the bombshell's shoulders.
"Gwen out! Gwen out! Time's up! Switch! Start in ten seconds!"
"Oh great…" The goth girl huffed, only if she last a few seconds.
(Justin)
"Alright." The model smirks at the announcement of Gwen's elimination and prepare himself for the start of the second round.
"Start! Start! Start!"
Riiip!
Justin slowly turns around to see the smirking silent boy, it turn out that he was hiding in the box right behind him.
"Justin out! Justin out!"
(Confessional)
"How humiliating is that?" The model groaned, "The second round barely start and I just got out in just few seconds…Ugh!" Justin sighed, "At least, I won't get my beautiful body injured in this brutal challenge."
(Dawn)
The petite girl walks past a door before she stops and turns around to open the door. "Eep!" Rodney yelped in the small closet, he thought the fake store has a big room but it was just a small closet. "C-C-C-Can…Um…" The country boy stuttered.
"I'm sorry, I can't do that." Dawn said as if she knows what he was going to say.
Riiip!
"Rodney out! Rodney out!"
"I'll be off then." The petite girl nods her head at the country boy before walk away as if she didn't rip his nametag off.
"B-B-Bye…" Rodney stuttered, he doesn't know how the hell did this girl just knew where he was hiding…Maybe it was because he kept bumped around in the closet?
(Owen)
The oaf kept locked the door every time it got unlocked and look outside. "Come on, Big O, the longer you stay in, the harder it will be for you, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled as he picked the door's lock with Duncan on other side of the car, "You shouldn't hide in this car."
"Can you just let me go?" Owen begged, "I promise that I will let you go if I caught you!"
"Hmm, Duncan?"
"I say hell no." The punk grunted, "Just stop locking the damn door!"
"NEVER!" The oaf wailed.
(Heather)
The queen bee shakes her head at the screaming bombshell as she open the door before close it to open other door. "You're so fast!" Lindsay panted as she ran to another door and open it to see Heather again.
'…No, you are just running in circle…' Heather rolled her eyes, it turns out that the bombshell thought that the doors will lead to different rooms and in reality, it was just a wall with four doors in one room. The queen bee just ripped Lindsay's nametag off, just in time before the end of second round.
(B)
"Switch! Start in ten seconds!"
"Can you believe how lucky I am?" Beth sighed happily and the silent boy fidgeted around with sweats on his face. He just stumbled up on the farmer girl when she was hiding in one of the hidden boxes and was going to rip her nametag off but it was too late for him.
"Start! Start! Start!" B quickly turns around and was about to run off but…
Riiip!
"B out! B out!"
"Sorry, better luck next time." Beth ran off with a wave and the silent boy sighed.
(Max)
"Where are they?" The aspiring villain mumbled to himself as he turned around the corner of the alley to see Duncan.
"Let's hang out." The punk chortled with an evil smirk.
"Um…How about no?" Max gulped.
"I wasn't asking you." Duncan picked him up at arm length and carried him to the hiding spot. "All I need is just five minutes to getting know you."
"HELP!" The aspiring villain screamed, "I'M BEING KIDNAPPED! I NEED AN ADULT!"
(Confessional)
"Not my job." Chef crossed his arms.
(Bridgette)
The surfer girl chased the petite girl as she duck into the alley and Bridgette turns around the corner to see nothing. She glanced around and slowly walks in with her guard up before she heard a soft sound of footsteps. She turns her heads to see Dawn ran away from her. "…How can she do that?" Bridgette muttered to herself, the alley was dead-end and there was barely anything to hide in.
Riiiip!
"Dawn out! Dawn out!"
"Whoo-hoo!" The surfer girl can hear the oaf's cheer, "I did it!" It turn out that the petite girl just ran into Owen when he was just passing though.
"Time's up! Switch! Ten seconds!"
(Duncan)
"Well, I really enjoy our little chat." The punk chuckled as he tore Max's nametag off and walk away from the grumbling aspiring villain.
"I will make you regret for eliminate me!" Max shook his fist at Duncan's back with a scowl.
"Max out! Max out! Max out! Max out! Max out!"
"Shut up!" The aspiring villain cried out.
(Naruto)
"Leave me alone!" Beth cried out as she ran up the fire escape, followed by the redhead.
"Sorry, Beth." Naruto grinned as he reached out for her nametag, "Can't do that, dattebayo." The farmer girl twisted her torso to evade the redhead's hand and quickly ran across the rooftop before she skidded to stop in front of the ledge.
"Um…" Beth gulped and turns around to see the smirking redhead. "…Go easy on me?"
Riiiip!
"Beth out! Beth out!"
"Sorry about that, dattebayo." Naruto ran off with a wave and the farmer girl sighed at her luck, at least she last longer than usual.
(Heather)
"I have been waiting for that for a long time." The queen bee smirked evilly as the surfer girl glared at her, "Only three minutes left, I wonder if you can outlast it? Let's find out!" Heather lunged at Bridgette but the surfer girl evades her attacker and ran off, only to run into the dead-end alley. Bridgette turn on her heels and gritted her teeth as the queen bee charged toward her, well, she won't go out without a fight!
(Duncan)
"That's kind of sad." The punk muttered as Owen crawl on fours with a heavy pant after a long chase, "Let me put you out of your misery."
Riiiip!
"Owen out! Owen out!"
"Oh thank the sweet beans!" The oaf flopped on the floor, "It was hell…Hell, I tell you…"
"Yeah, yeah." Duncan rolled his eyes.
(Bridgette)
Riiiip!
"Finally!" Heather panted with a few tears in her clothes as the disarray surfer girl glared at her, "I hope they will vote for you this time!" Their fight was two minutes and thirty seconds long.
"Bridgette out! Bridgette out! Challenge over! Challenge over!"
"In the end, the Gaffer family defended their turf!" Chris grinned, "Even if it was just a short challenge, the Gaffers won." The said team cheered, "And Grips, see you at the Gilded Chris ceremony…You know the drills by now."
"Ugh…" Bridgette groaned with her teammates.
(Gilded Chris Ceremony)
"I'm starting to think that your team must be cursed, I mean is that your fifth elimination now?" The host chuckled, "Seriously, you must be cursed…Anyway, the results are in and I'm sure that you all know what I was going to say, right?"
"Yes, we do." The Grips deadpanned.
"Yep, the Gilded Chris go to…" Chef tossed the awards to the castmates as the host mentioned their names, "Bridgette, Lindsay, Owen, Max, Beth! It's down to Justin and Rodney…Justin, you let your guard down and it got you out of the challenge in a shortest time ever! Rodney, you let a little girl rip your nametag off because you were just a stuttering mess…" The two boys glanced at each other, "The final award goes to…"
"…" Rodney swallowed his Adam's apple.
"…" Justin blinked with blank face.
"…Justin!" Chris announced, "Country boy, it's time to sleep with the fishes." The host paused to laugh, "Get it? It's because we just had a mafia challenge…" No one say anything for a while, "…Forget you." He grumbled to himself as Chef brings Rodney to the Lame-o-sine.
(Confessional)
"Noooo!" Max screamed angrily, "I can't believe it, I just lost my valuable minion! Someone is going to pay for it! Mark my words!"
*Static*
"Sorry, Rod." Owen rubbed his head, "You're too strong and it's better to get you out when we have a chance."
*Static*
"I have nothing against Rodney." Justin shrugged, "But I don't want to go against him after the merge if it happens."
(The Aftermath Show: Main Stage)
"Yo, everyone." Geoff grinned, "I'm Geoff."
"And I'm Eva." Eva grunted, "Welcome back to Aftermath, tonight we will have five losers joining us."
"Babe, they ain't losers…"
"What did I just tell you?!" The bodybuilder growled.
"Sorry!" The party boy gulped, "Anyway, we may see some of 'tudes on today's show, 'cause we've got Harold, Jo, DJ, Leshawna, and Rodney!" The audience gave their hosts a cheer and applauds.
"And we've got the guys from the first season." Eva gestured at the peanut gallery, never noticed that her boyfriend just walk offstage for some reason and she turn back to see nothing. "Where is he?" The bodybuilder snarled, "I'm going to break his fucking spine for…"
"We're on nationwide television." Noah cleared his throat.
"Oh…" Eva rubbed her head, "Well, between our episodes, there were five eliminations…I don't count the crazy girl's elimination at all because she lost twice and we don't need to interview her again…" She glanced at the empty seat and growled as the party boy finally shows up next to her. "Where the hell were you?!"
"Um, I was fixing my hair." Geoff rubbed his head with a sheepish grin.
"You what!" Eva snarled as she hit his arm, "If you do it again next time, I'll really break your fucking back!"
"Yes, dear…" The party boy winced in pain, "Let's welcome our first guest…It all took one bad make-up and a scheme to take her down, the jockette with attitude, Jo!" The audience cheered for the jockette as she walks toward the seat with a scowl on her face, "What's up, Jo…"
"Shut it, slacker!" Jo growled.
"Whoa, you sound very pissed off…" Geoff gulped.
"I am pissed off!" The jockette snarled, "I just found out that it was the pretty boy that just got me voted off! When I get my hands, I'm going to…" She murmured to herself, something about nail bats and face.
"Um…Eva?"
"Well, how do you feel about your experience on the Total Drama Action as one of five new contestants?" The bodybuilder asked.
"It's hard to say." Jo shrugged, "All I can say is that Chris really talk a lot and it was little hard to keep things moving because you don't know when the challenge will start." Some of the teenagers nodded, "Another than that, it suck that I missed my chance of getting this stupid million bucks."
"While we are chatting with Jo, let's check in on the eliminated castmates to see how they are doing backstage." Geoff gestured at the large screen above them.
(Backstage Room)
Leshawna grumbled to herself with crossed arms as the boys was just sitting around, waiting for their cue to come out on the stage. "I can't believe they choose Heather over me!" The sassy girl threw her arms up, "I tried to warn them that bitch will be up to something but do they listen? Nooo!" The boys glanced at each other and they were not sure what to say about it before they shrugs at each other.
"I'm really nervous because my momma is here today, and I promised I'd never fib again." DJ gulped.
(Main Stage)
The hosts whispered to each other about who they will bring out next as the intern bring Momma to her chair next to the peanut gallery. "Is this thing on?" Leshawna asked on the giant screen, "Hey, everyone! Leshawna's in house!" Her eyes widened at some booing from the audience, they don't like how she tricked her own team to get a reward.
"Let's bring DJ out here as we watch the footage of his time in TDA." Eva grunted and the audience cheered for the Jamaican giant as they watch his moment on screen, never noticed that the bodybuilder just pulled her boyfriend back in seat when he attempted to redo his make-up.
"DJ started out as a strong contender this season." Geoff said.
"But it was too short for him when he felt too guilty about his illegal alliance with Chef." The bodybuilder said, "He decided to man up and quit. Here's DJ!" The Jamaican giant walks in with a wave and smile as the audience cheered again before he takes his seat.
"Hey, everybody." DJ smiled, "What's up?"
"So, man, does it suck to lose a chance to get million bucks?" Geoff asked.
"Not at all, I keep my integrity and that's worth more." The Jamaican giant chuckled.
"Oh come on, that is total bullsh…OW!" The party boy cried out at the head smack from his girlfriend.
"Don't mind him." Eva ignored the whining party boy, "We decided not to do the 'Truth or…' because someone thinks it will be good idea to drop a fucking anvil."
"I still think it was good idea…" Geoff held up his hands at the scowling bodybuilder, "But I disagree with myself, my honey bear!"
"Good boy." The bodybuilder smirked, "We better keep things going because we are on limit time and three more guests to go…Let's check the webcam. We have Gordon from London."
(Webcam)
"Hi, mates." Gordon sneered, "I'm from London…Ontario…And I want to be a chef. I'm making DJ's sandwiches, but there's some stupid, fucking ingredient I can't fucking figure out a shit!
The hosts quickly cut it off with shocked expression. "Guess Gordon's got a temper on him…" Geoff chuckled nervously, "DJ?"
"Um…It's family's secret ingredient that I can't share." The Jamaican giant rubbed his head as his momma passed out the sandwiches to the teenagers, "Sorry, man…"
"It's cool, man." The party boy waved it off, "I think it's time to bring Harold out, please welcome him!" There was scattered applauding for the nerd.
"Hey, hey, it's me, the awesome contestant with many mad skills..." Harold waved at the audience.
"Your skills suck!" Someone shouted from the back of the audience.
"Well, you can't win them all…" The nerd taking his seat in front of the smirking hosts with a groan.
"Harold, what did you think when they voted you off in the Action?" Eva asked.
"It's really obvious, they have to vote me off because they know that I totally can own them with a lot of my mad skills…"
"No, it's not!" The same person shouted, "You really really suck!" The nerd glared at the person and he can see that the person must be very skinny since he has a small head.
"Want me to pwn you?!" Harold pulled out tied yo-yos and swings it around.
"Fine!" The man stood up, revealing that he have a huge muscles and was really tall.
"…"
"…"
"…My good sir, why don't you take a seat and I'll shut up?" The nerd said nervously with cold sweats and the man sat down.
"So, how do you feel about your former team doing well without you there?" Geoff asked.
"Hmm, I don't know." Harold shrugged, "All I can do is just rooting for my former team until the merge and from there, it will be hard to choose a person to support."
"True." The party boy nodded.
"It's time to bring out another new guy." Eva grunted, "He's from countryside and give DJ a ran for his money in height but he is very shy around girls, I give you Rodney."
"Uh, hey fellas…" Rodney waved at the audience with nervous expression as he walk onstage and the peanut gallery dropped their jaws at the size of the country boy.
"He's really huge in person…" Tyler paled and the teenagers give him nods.
"Eva, I'll take over here since…Ya know…" Geoff rubbed his head as his girlfriend affirmed with a grunt, "Rodney, I'm curious why you always get tongue-tied around chicks?"
"Um…Well…" Rodney rubbed his head, "I'm not sure…My pa guess that it's because I'm very shy and nervous around girls…"
"…And that's it?" The party boy raised his eyebrows, "No fun…Eva?" The said girl whispered in his ear, "Um…Eva want to know what do you think of Total Drama Action…Why do you always ask the same question?"
"Just because I'm curious about what they think of this show." The bodybuilder grunted.
"I think it was interesting and kinda fun, only if there weren't a lot of back-to-back challenges." The country boy sighed, "And Chris was little cuckoo in head if you know what I mean."
"Try big cuckoo." Noah deadpanned.
"Now it's time for our final guest." Geoff grinned, "Our guest is sassiest, not afraid to say the piece of her mind, and proud…"
"Not to mention that she lied her way to get a spa reward and pinning against a bee." Eva grunted.
"Welcome Leshawna!" The audience booed at the sassy girl as she shows up onstage and takes her seat, sending a glare toward the booing audience.
"Hey, everybody." Leshawna said.
"Hey, liar." The bodybuilder muttered.
"How does it feel when the team voted you off for tricking them in a cruel way?" The party boy asked.
"It's not cruel!" The sassy girl defended, "I just want a damn spa treatment because you have no idea what I went through this stupid show. I got a crocodile skin on my feet!"
"So you lied to get it by playing with your team's feeling and take their chance to spend some time with their favorite person?" Eva scowled.
"Ugh, why are you people getting sore over it?" Leshawna crossed her arms, "It's just a stupid reward!"
"True, it's just a stupid reward but what you did was wrong still." The bodybuilder growled.
"Speak of sore…" Geoff cut in, "I'm curious why you are gunning for Heather?"
"Because she's a bitch that will play us and do anything to wins the game, even by cheating!" The sister snarled.
"You're the bitch this time." Eva grunted, "I watch every episodes and this season, she did nothing but just saying her options and doing the challenges by book."
"Um…I agree with her." The party boy rubbed his head nervously, "She did nothing to you at all during the action, even on the Island too…You were kind of a…um…Ya know…"
"No, I'm not!" Leshawna stood up with a deadly glare, "Prove it!"
"You want a proof?" The bodybuilder grabbed the sister's arm before she dragged Leshawna with her to the backstage room, "You are going to watch all the current Total Drama Action episodes right now!"
"Um…" Geoff glanced around, "Well, since our time is almost up, that's all for today! See you next time."
(Film Lot: Trailers)
It was noon and the castmates grumbled to themselves as the host smirked at them, he just surprised them with another challenge since he felt that the mafia challenge was short for his taste. "This challenge is another elimination challenge and the theme is… Zombie apocalypse!" Chris chuckled.
"But didn't we just do the horror challenge already?" Bridgette asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Yeah, but it was slasher theme…" The host tapped his chin, "And I'm not sure about zombie apocalypse flick because some said it's in horror genre and the other said it's apocalypse genre…Meh, why worry about it when there's a challenge to do!" Chris laughed evilly.
"Somehow I don't have a good feeling about that…" No one knows who said it but they all agreed with this person.
(Film Lot)
"Your challenge is a running course, filled with zombie obstacles." Chris gestured at the large course and they can see a lot of obstacles. The first obstacle was a dozen of zombie dummies with swinging arms on both side of the first line. The next obstacle, they can see a couple of paintball guns with a lot of zombie standees and the final obstacle…
"Is that Chef as zombie, dattebayo?" Naruto blinked at the moaning cooker in zombie costume.
"Oh, yeah!" The host chuckled, "He's fastest, meanest, smartest, and strongest! The Chef-bie!" Chef-bie bellowed out with dripping saliva, "One member of the teams will have to complete the course by himself or herself and when this person get across the finish line, the next member have to start the course right away. When all of your teammates complete the course, all of your times will add together for the total time, the team who finish it faster than other team wins! With me so far?" The castmates nodded, "Great… If these zombie dummies touch you as you run though the first obstacle, we will add five seconds to your time for each touch. On your second obstacle, you have to shoot each standee in heads, you can't go to the next obstacle until you get them all. The final part is that you have to get past the Chef-bie if you want to reach to the finish line…" Chris looked over them to make sure that they understand him, "Who want to go first?"
"I will go first." Duncan stepped up with a grunt.
"I'll do it." Bridgette said.
"Ready to eat my dust?" The punk smirked at the glaring surfer girl.
"Get on your marks…" Chris used his air horn, "ACTION!" The runners took off and Duncan weaves around the zombie dummies, dodge every arm as Bridgette gets touch three times.
(Confessional)
"Evading the cops for years really paid off." Duncan crossed his arms with a smirk.
He was about to reach the second obstacle but the surfer girl beat him by hair and start to fire her paintball gun at the targets, Duncan quickly get the another paintball gun and fire right away. Bridgette was first to finish and race toward Chef-bie, followed by the punk. The cooker zombie roared at them as he charged toward them with outreaching arms and attempt to grab the two runners. Duncan slide under Chef-bie's legs and Bridgette sidestepped out of the cooker's reach as they both ran toward the finishing line, chased by the cooker. They passed the line, the punk in lead by a hair, and Chef-bie roared in fury as he stumbled back to his spot.
"What's my time?" Duncan asked with a smirk and the host checked their time before he adds the penalty time to the surfer girl's time.
"Duncan, 6:23, Bridgette, 6:39." Chris grinned, "Beth and Dawn, you're next…Go!" The said girls quickly take off at the host's shout and run across the first obstacle. The petite girl only get two touches while the farmer girl receive five touches as they race toward the paintball guns and start it right off. Beth completed first and Dawn follow her after ten seconds since it was her first time with paintball gun. After evading the cooker for a while, they finally finished the course in Beth's victory. "The total time…" Chris chuckled, "8:15 for Dawn and 7:57 for Beth."
After a couple of races with B, Gwen, Lindsay, and Justin, they were watching Heather and Owen shooting at the zombie standees. "I totally know that Owen have no chance in the first obstacle." Justin groaned.
"You know what they always say?" Duncan smirked at the sight of Chef-bie chasing the screaming runners around, "the fat people always go first zombie apocalypse."
"Finally…" Heather crossed the finishing line with a grunt and she turns around to smirk at the screaming oaf in Chef-bie's hand before the cooker tossed him away. Owen rolled himself toward the goal and crossed it with his body.
"Too…Tired…" The oaf wheezed, "To...Stand…Up…"
"I won't announce Heather's and Owen's time since we will add all of your times together after their race." Chris gestured at Max and Naruto, "You guys ready? If not…GO!" He laughed evilly as the final runners set off. The redhead flip over one of the zombie's arms then slide under several zombies' arms and flip to his feet as he race toward the second obstacle. The aspiring villain was not lucky, Max kept bump into each zombies with a scream as he attempts to pass them.
(Confessional)
"I really don't deal with horror things very well." Max scowled, "When I take over the world, the first thing I will do…Ban every horror movies, games, books, everything that related to horror!"
"Raaah!" Chef-bie charged toward the smirking redhead before he jumped and push himself off the cooker's head. The cooker fall down with a snarl and turns his head to see Naruto joining his team before glance at the second obstacle to see that the aspiring villain was running to him, this one will not get away like the other maggots! "RAAAAH!" Chef-bie screamed as he chased the screaming villain, "Rah raaah raaaaah!"
"Get away from me!" Max wailed and it went on for a while.
"Chef, you really traumatized him." Chris chuckled as Max sucked his thumb in fetus position, "Nice! Ok, it's time to reveal the teams' total time! Gaffers, your total time is…44 minutes and 38 seconds! Grips, your total time is…"
"43 minutes…43 minutes…" Bridgette chanted to herself with crossed fingers.
"37 seconds…37 seconds…" Beth gulped, one second can be good enough.
"…50 minutes and 22 seconds!" The host laughed as the Screaming Gaffer team cheered, "I'll see you at Gilded Chris ceremony…again…"
"I think Chris must be right about the curse…" Justin sighed.
(Gilded Chris Ceremony)
"Ok, Bridgette, Justin, Lindsay, and Beth, you got your awards and will do more challenges." Chris grinned as the said castmates set their award aside, "It's down to you two, Owen, Max. Owen, I hope you can lose your weight soon if the zombie apocalypse actually happens. Max, you are such a scaredy-cat because you keep running away from Chef-bie longer than anyone does."
"He's too scary!" Max shivered with thumb in his mouth.
"Yeah, yeah…" The host chuckled, "The final award goes to…"
"…" The oaf gulped nervously.
"…" The aspiring villain kept sucking his thumb.
"…Owen!"
"Whoo-hoo!" Owen cheered, "Whoops, sorry, Max."
"Blast!" Max screamed in fury as Chef-bie dragged him to the Lame-o-sine, "I'll get you someday, Chris, mark my words! SOMEDAY!"
"Oh, I don't know about it." Chris snickered as the limousine drove away from the film lot, "Grips, have a good sleep and don't let the zombie bite."
(Craft Service Tent)
The next morning, the castmates were eating their breakfast and Duncan craved into the table with his knife out of boredom, noticing the queen bee's glare. "What?" The punk grunted.
"Vandal…Weird goth girl..." Heather growled, "Mute…Hippy…Idiot…This is one weird team to be in."
"Weird is awesome than normal, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled.
"Said the guy this made everything weirder than weird." The queen bee deadpanned.
"But you don't mind it anyway, Heat-chan." The redhead smirked at his grumbling childhood friend and waving his hand at B as the silent boy walk out of the tent. He never knows that his silent friend just got kidnapped by the interns.
"I feel so lucky to still be here." Beth smiled.
"And I am back on track!" Owen gestured at his face with a huge grin, "My jaw's unwired and back in business! I can finally eat like normal people!"
"Or like ten normal people…" Justin stared at the gobbling oaf.
"I still can't get over the fact that you just healed from a serious injury in just a couple weeks." Bridgette muttered and the oaf smelled something in air.
"Sorry, you guys, but there's a great smell coming from Chef's steam table, and seconds are a-wasting!" Owen flipped over the table and land in the kitchen behind the Gaffer's table and everyone blinked at his surprisingly acrobatic talent.
"…When can he do that?" Gwen deadpanned.
Everyone just finished their breakfast and was about to leave the tent until they see a rope dropping in the middle of the tent, glance up to see their host slide down the rope with grin on his face. "What an entrance." Beth said.
"Consider it a hint as to today's movie genre." Chris grinned.
"Is it lame-o rock climbing wannabe host movies?" Duncan rolled his eyes.
"No." The host scoffed, "We're paying tribute to the action-packed bank heist gangster caper film."
"Um…" Justin glanced at his team, "Chris, our team is missing a player."
"B is also not here." Dawn said.
"B and Owen are gone, people, because rescuing them is the first part of your challenge." Chris smirked at the gasping castmates, "They've both been locked up in state-of-the-art safes along with all the tools each team will need to commit a movie-perfect bank robbery. Your job is to crack the safes, rescue your teammates, grab the equipment and try to be the first ones to rob the first national bank of Chris. Let's kick it, gangstas." The rope lifted their host up and everyone look at each other.
(Grip's Safe)
"Hello?" Owen took the bag off his head, "I can handle being ambushed and carried away by unknown thugs who keep saying, 'whoa, this dude is heavy', but would it kill them to a little catering in the vault?!"
(Gaffer's Safe)
B paces around the safe and rubbing his chin, thinking about how to get out of this place.
(Safes)
"Duncan, do you have some experience with cracking safes?" Dawn asked.
"Oh, ask a criminal if he can crack the safe." Duncan snorted before he turns to the lock combination, "…Yes, I can. Just give me a few minutes." They asked Naruto for his help since he had some experience breaking in school and his reply was that he only knows how to pick a lock but not the lock combination.
"Do you think it's like cracking an egg?" Lindsay asked.
"My boyfriend has a bad habit of cracking his knuckles." Beth said as she tried to break in the safe, "Some people say it's gross. I think it's adorable 'cause it's him."
"Um…" Bridgette blinked, "Try not to be rude but how does it relate to cracking the safe?"
"Oh, sorry!" The farmer girl giggled, "I got to say it because 'crack' keep making me think of Brady." The Grips glanced at each other with nervous expression, this girl is getting crazy over a nonexistent person.
"And…" Duncan smirked as he opened the door, "There! Whiskers, what's the time?"
"Roughly eight minutes, give or take, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled and the punk snapped his fingers as B walk out with equipment bag in his arms.
"You're okay?" Dawn asked and the silent boy nods at her.
"Let's go, we better widening the gap between them and us." Gwen said and they ran off to the next location.
After Justin's failed attempt to get code from Chris, the Grips sat in front of the vent and listen to Owen's screaming for foods. "That's it!" The model glanced at the vent with a smirk, "If we can somehow pipe the smell of delicious food into that safe…"
"We'll unleash the power of O!" Lindsay caught on.
"Exactly!" Justin sighed, "But we don't have any food, delicious or otherwise."
"Don't worry." Beth pulled out a perfume bottle, "Back when I was single, I bought a bottle of Desperado, the fragrance of last resort. It attracts men with the same cutting-edge technology supermarkets use to attract customers."
"Meaning?" The model asked.
"It smells just like roast chicken." The farmer girl smirked.
(Confessional)
"What kind of company sells a perfume that smells like roast chicken?" Bridgette raised her eyebrows with widened eyes.
(Grip's Safe)
"No, I've never tried plutonium…" Owen muttered hungrily before he smells something from the vent, "Oh, sweet whipped topping, there's chicken out there! People shouldn't make me hungry! You don't like me when I'm hungry!" The oaf's eyes turned green and started to bang on the safe's vault. It took him a while to break though the safe.
(Bank Set)
"Ready?" Gwen glanced at her masked team with paintball guns.
"We're ready, dattebayo." Naruto smirked and ran in with his team.
"This is a robbery!" Duncan shouted.
"Welcome, Gaffers!" Chris suddenly stands up from under the table with a smirk as the said team jumped at his sudden appearance, "You've beaten the Grips to the scene, so you'll get first crack at the teller." B opened his mouth to ask his host about something but…
"Speaking of Grips, where are they?" Heather asked, what they don't know is that Owen was having a breakdown from lacking of foods. The punk glanced at the mysterious blonde teller and starts to check her out as she faced away from them.
"Afternoon, ma'am." Duncan leans on the counter with coyly smirk, "That's a great set of legs you got there, but right now I'd like to focus on those lovely hands of yours. I need them to start filling this pillowcase with cash."
"Anything else I can do for you today…" The teller turned around as she took the blond wig off to revealing Country, "Duncan?"
"EE!" The punk squeaked before he passes out from shock.
"Who's that?" Dawn asked and B opens his mouth to say something.
"Hey, Courtney, been a while." Naruto chuckled, unawake of the fact that he just cut his silent friend off, as the Killer Grip team ran in the bank and blink at the CIT.
"Teams, it is my…" Chris struggled to say something as he held the contact in his hand, "Honor to report that Courtney is back for the duration of the game, and we're all…'exceedingly happy' about it."
"She got booted out fair and square." Heather growled.
"Um…It was Harold that rigged the votes, remember? It wasn't really fair and square, dattebayo." Naruto whispered to his childhood friend as he helped his punk friend up and she blushed at her mistake.
"Sorry, Heather, but myself and the law firm of Fleckman, Fleckman, Cohen and Strauss would beg to differ." Courtney gave them a smug smirk, "We filed a wrongful dismissal lawsuit against the producers and won."
"Good news, eh?" Gwen nudged the shocked punk.
"Um…" Duncan stammered.
"So, Courtney, since you were our bank teller in the challenge…" The host said, "Great job, by the way…You get to decide which team deserves to win first prize." He tossed a bag to the CIT, "Your bag of loot."
"The choice is obvious." Courtney handed the bag to the Screaming Gaffer, "It's Duncan…I mean, the Gaffers since they were the only team that managed to get to my wicket. Congratulations."
"Thank you?" The punk muttered timidly.
"I've seen manlier men trying on women's shoes." Heather deadpanned.
"So, this means the Killer Grips wins second prize." Chris gestured to the said team.
"What prize?" The Grips said in unison.
"Courtney for the rest of the game or until she's eliminated." The host smirked at the shocked CIT as the teams gasped, "So, Grips, Gaffers, your getaway cars are waiting. Better get a move on before the cops arrive." There was pause, "…THAT MEANS GO!" His shout send them run out of the bank set toward the cliff.
(Cliff)
"What's all this junk?" Justin grimaced at the pile of disassembled go-cart and they can hear a honking sound before Chris pulls up in a red Porsche car.
"These are your getaway cars just waiting to be assembled." The host smirked.
"That is so not hot." Heather scoffed with a hand on her hip.
"If the vehicles were ready to go, it wouldn't be much of a challenge, now, would it?" Chris chuckled as he speeded off and the contestants groaned.
The Killer Grips struggled to figure out how to assembling the go-cart and Courtney growled as she noticed that the Gaffer's go-cart was almost completed, thank to the Gaffer boys. "Hand me these lug nuts." The punk grunted.
"Here, dattebayo." The redhead tossed him the nuts.
"You three really work faster." Gwen said.
"It's just like stripping a car, except in reverse." Duncan tightened the nuts.
"B and I always make things like that for fun back home, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled, "Hey, B, remember one time that we just build a remote-controlled go-cart and scared the daylights out of everyone, dattebayo." The silent boy nodded his head with an eyeroll.
"Ignore the sideshow and start putting together the chassis." The CIT growled at her team.
"Is there something I can do where I won't get grease on my epidermis?" Justin gulped.
"You're kidding, right?" Courtney sneered.
"Hand modeling is one of the things that put me on the map." The model posed.
"Obviously that would be the map of uselessville." The CIT groaned, "How did I get stuck over here?!" She glanced behind her to see that only Bridgette was doing the work, "Where are the others, anyway?"
"Um…Owen is chasing Beth and Lindsay because he thinks they are foods…" The surfer girl rubbed her arm and Courtney just blinked at her.
Duncan connected the steer wheel to the go-cart and start up the engine as the Gaffers get in. "Hey, Courtney, maybe you'll get to see more than just the back of me when the teams merge." The punk teased.
"That's if she don't get vote off tonight." Heather smirked, "Let's go, Casanova." The Gaffer's go-cart rolled down the slope of the cliff.
"UGH!" Courtney roared, "We need to be starting this challenge yesterday! Where are our wheels? Where is our team?!"
"Here we are!" Beth said as the Grips turned to see the three missing Grips walking up to them, "We had to rewire his jaw with my spare hair elastics, but that's the good news."
"Well, what's the bad?" The CIT sighed, it better not be worse…
"These are kind of toast." Lindsay lifted the bended wheels.
"Toast?" Owen drooled in daze and the farmer girl just slaps him.
"No wheels does not mean it's over for us…" Courtney smacked her face, "We are going to have to improvise."
"How are we going to do with that?" Bridgette asked with confused expression and the CIT smirked.
(Film Lot)
"It looks like the Gaffers are about to make a clean getaway and win the challenge." Chris chuckled with his binoculars as the screaming Gaffer drove though several backdrops and an old man with hook and the engine gave out at few yards away from the finishing line.
"What's going on?" Gwen asked.
"I think we're out of gas." Duncan muttered, restarting the go-cart several times and the redhead glance behind to see the incoming Grip, carrying their go-cart like a old cartoon show that he used to watch when he was little.
"B, let's go push the cart, dattebayo!" Naruto jumped out of the cart with his silent friend and quickly push the cart with haste. It was neck to neck race until the Grip's go-cart break down, taking the members down with it and the CIT roared in fury as the Gaffer's go-cart crossed the finishing line.
"First off, I'd like to congratulate both teams for choosing to go green." Chris chuckled, "But in the end, the Gaffers are the winners." The said team cheered, "That means I'll be seeing the Grips at tonight's Gilded Chris ceremony…again. Gaffers, even though you committed the anything-but-perfect crime, you get to enjoy victory and your bag of loot."
(Trailers)
"…" The Gaffers stared at the fake bills with Chris' face on it before they all burn it in the campfire pit with blank expression.
(Gilded Chris Ceremony)
"The time has come." The host smirked at the grumbling Grips, "Like always, Killer Grips, one member of your team will not be receiving a coveted Gilded Chris, made of the finest Belgian chocolate. But not like always…And this is important to remember…This week, according to our lawyers, none of you are allowed to vote off Courtney. You got that, dudes?!"
"We got it." The Grips muttered.
"Good, this show can't afford any more lawsuits." Chris grumbled to himself as the castmates casted their votes, "My massage budget has been sliced in half." He waited until Chef drop down from the roof and pass the result paper to the host. "Gilded Chris award go to…" The host passed out the awards, "Beth, Lindsay, Bridgette, Justin…Why do I have five votes to boot out Courtney when I specifically said you couldn't?"
"I guess we couldn't help ourselves…" Justin shrugged.
"No matter what, my finger would only press the Courtney button." Lindsay said.
"Well, that leaves us with one vote that counts." Chris muttered angrily as the CIT smirked at the oaf, "Owen, you've been eliminated."
"This is bullshit!" The Grips protested, "You can't do that!"
"Sorry, bud." The host sighed, "No chocolate Chris award for you."
"Not even an ear?" Owen whimpered.
"Speech! Speech! Speech!" The Grips chanted.
"He lost the game for us, guys!" Courtney snarled, "Hello?!"
"Anything in your contract to stop him from speaking?" Chris smirked, "Then a little light for my friend here."
"Oh, wow!" The oaf laughed in his tuxedo as the light beamed on him, "I'd like to thank the academy."
"The academy of the Gilded Chris, trademark patented and all mine." The host chuckled and the Grips tossed their awards to the oaf.
"This has been the role of a lifetime." Owen grinned, "Thank to Justin, who inspired me every day with his physical perfection and hot dogginess. To Lind, my love of life, who is beautiful in a soda pop-y kind of way. To Bridge, who show me a lot of considerate with her bubblegum personality. To Beth, who motivated me with her delicious crispy skin and her tender juicy goodness. To Chirs, who also smells de…" The music slows down, "What? No, you can't play me off yet! To my mom, who let me quit piano lessons! To my brothers, I'm sorry for scamming your Halloween candies!"
"We love you, Owen!" Beth hollered.
"You're bigger than life!" Justin shouted.
"I love you, O!" Lindsay giggled.
"You deserve to win the million bucks!" Bridgette smiled and they all watch him walk to the Lame-o-sine before it takes off.
(Girl's Trailer)
"Poor O…" Lindsay pouted as she brushed her hair, it has been three days since his elimination and she really miss him a lot.
"Cheer up, I have a feeling that you will see him soon again." Dawn said, caused the bombshell to yelp out at her sudden appearance.
"Oh, no!" Lindsay gasped, "I've got my hair in a knot! Beth, could you…"
"Here." Heather quickly appears at her side, "Let me."
(Confessional)
"It kills me that Lindsiot has all that hair on her head when it's her fault that I lost mine." Heather snarled, "I would have chopped it off, but all I had was a hairbrush."
The queen bee yanked the hairbrush down with an evil smirk and the bombshell cried out in pain. "Heather!" Lindsay winced, "I think you pulled my eyes into the back of my head."
"Well, you need it to watch out for Courtney." Gwen rolled her eyes.
"Yeah." Beth frowned, "She's so bossy."
"And little mean." Dawn deadpanned, last night the petite girl was telling the CIT about her auras and Courtney just yelled at her to bug off.
"And I think we didn't need know-it-all on the show." The bombshell sighed.
"Oh really?" Heather yanked the hairbrush again with a growl.
"OW!" Lindsay cried out, "I mean like Howard before he got voted off! Now that Bossy McSmarty Pants is back, no one's ever gonna listen to me ever again."
"I'm pretty sure that she will listen to you…" Bridgette rubbed her neck, "I think."
(Confessional)
"I have gotta get me some hair." The queen bee frowned, "Not Gwen's weird hair or Beth's pathetic ponytail, and I'm way too smart to be Lindsay blond, same goes for Bridgette's blond hair, but Courtney's…Hers would be perfect!" She pick up a scissors, "I'm just gonna borrow these, 'k?"
"What about Dawn?" The intern, in charge of makeup, asked.
"Um…" Heather blinked, "She's my frie…Eh, I means she's in my alliance so there's no need to!"
(Boy's Trailer)
"Dude, how can you spend so much time on your coif?" Duncan stared at Justin as the model used a hairspray.
"My agent, Jesus, says it's my best feature, along with my neck, nose, chin, cheekbones, earlobes, eyebrows…" Justin smirked.
"You know who's got nice hair?" The punk sighed dreamily, "Courtney…I-I-I mean, not that I've ever noticed."
"Liar." Naruto chuckled, "It's okay since she's your girlfriend. It's same thing with me when it come to Bri-chan, dattebayo." B opened his mouth to say something but…
"Or maybe it's my eyes?" The model said, cut the silent boy off.
"I-I mean, I did noticed back when I cared." Duncan muttered, "But not now."
"Hai, hai, whatever help you sleep at night, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled with shaking head and the silent boy was about to say something again but the bellowing horn cut him off, caused B to throws his arms up in air.
(Film Lot)
The castmates walk out to see their host, in prehistoric loincloth, with a huge horn and he rubs his horn with a smile. "Talk about your fashion faux pas." Heather raised her eyebrows at the host.
"Like it?" Chris gestured at his loincloth, receiving a lot of laughing from the castmates.
"Oh, it hurts!" Duncan chortled, "A lot!"
"…You think that hurts?" The host glared, "Wait till you hear today's challenges. Now let's get started…"
"Ahem." Courtney cleared her throat.
"As soon as I take care of a few formalities." Chris muttered with a deadly glare, "Thank to Courtney's lawsuit, she'll be playing by a different set of rules."
"You said there are no rules." The punk pointed out.
"There are when you have a good lawyer." The CIT smirked.
"Chef, let's get this over with…" The host grabbed the book from Chef's hand, "Rule one…Notwithstanding that contestants are not permitted contact with the outside world, the contestants hereafter referred to as 'Courtney' may retain a personal digital assistant, aka her PDA."
"What!" Beth gasped, "That's so not fair! I'm the one with the boyfriend!"
"Care to take that up with our legal department, Beth?" Chris grunted as the cooker broke the podium in pieces, "Didn't think so…Rule two…Whereas contestants shall continue to receive allocated meals provided by Chef Hatchet, Courtney shall be entitled to a gourmet dining experience with parties consisting of producers and myself as applicable. I hope you like lobster."
"NO WAY!" The girls screamed out in fury and everyone started to protest against the CIT for the unfairly special treatments.
"Let's see your lawyers get you out of this one." The host chuckled.
"What?" Courtney gasped at the castmates' reactions, "I'm still sleeping in the girls' trailer."
"Where she will have a pure goose down pillow, extra lofty comforter and 700 thread-count sheets." Chris smirked evilly, "Oh, and her own private bathroom!"
"WHAT!" Gwen snarled with her finger in the CIT's face, "You better pray that it's not an elimination challenge because you will be the first to go!"
"Yeah!" Everyone mumbled in unison.
"Those are the new rules." Chris laughed, "Let's call them Courtney's Rules in honor of Courtney, who gets special treatment and an unfair advantage."
"Nice…" Duncan growled, "Our spoiled princess didn't waste any time hooking herself up."
"It's fair because of what happened to me back on the island!" Courtney snarled, "It was rigged!"
"Naruto also got vote off by rigged voting last season and you don't see him bitching about it." The punk crossed his arms.
"And he came back in next episode!" The CIT threw her arms up, "I should be back on this show!"
"Because the fans vote for him and he's fan-favorite!" Duncan growled as they glared at each other, "Let's face it, you can't win the game fair and square!"
"Um…Can you guys not bring me in that, dattebayo?" Naruto said with sweatdrop, "I felt like you two are fighting over me…"
"While I'm lovin' this show of hostility, I think today's challenges will help bring out your more…" The host walked past them with a chuckle, "Primal instincts. Today's genre…The Period movie!"
"Ooh, I love period movies!" The farmer girl gushed, "All the pretty petticoats and dresses with puff sleeves."
"Do we get wigs?" Heather asked.
"Chef, do we have a wig?" Chris asked and the cooker glanced at the hangers with loincloths before he pull out a red wig with bone in it.
"Ugh!" The queen bee groaned at the wig's scent as she caught it, "It smells like raw meat!"
"That's because our period is the Paleolithic period, which I thought you dumb-dumbs might have guessed from my loincloth." The host placed his hands on hip.
"Paleo-lipstick?" Lindsay tilted her head, "Is that a new brand?"
"It's the stone age." Beth cleared it up for her bombshell friend, "We're going to be cave girls."
"No talking!" Chris wiggled his finger, "Cave people grunt and look confused, which means for once, you're all perfectly cast."
"Does it apply to you and Chef?" Dawn asked innocently and the host blinked dumbfounded.
"That's good one, dattebayo." Naruto ruffled the petite girl's hair with a chuckle.
"I don't understand?" She blinked confusingly.
"A-a-anyway…" Chris cleared his throat, "Cave people in prehistoric flicks do two things…Make fire and use tools made of bones. Technically you should also know how to bring a mammoth with a stick, but since Owen's no longer here, no mammoth, no challenge." The host walked over to the clothes hangers, "Here are your costumes. Get into character, people."
"You've gotta be kidding." Duncan deadpanned.
"I never kid!" The host chuckled, "Actually, I do, but never about something this funny."
"You'll look perfect, Duncan." Courtney mocked, "You're already a total Neanderthal." The punk opened his mouth to say something but the loincloth lands on his face.
(Paleolithic Set)
"Hello, cast." Chris grinned, "Nice to see you all decked out for the competition. And might I say you all look prehysterical."
"I'm not sure about this outfit…" Dawn glanced at her orange two-pieces dress.
"I think you look kawaii, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled.
"Kawaii?" The petite girl tilted her head.
"It means cute." The redhead rubbed his head, never noticed a small growl from his surfer girlfriend, she still have hard time to control her jealousy.
"Ow!" The CIT cried out as she rubbed her butt, "I think mine still has a claw." Heather reached out for Courtney's hair with the scissor and the CIT glanced at her with confusing expression.
"Um…There!" The queen bee cut the claw off, "Got it."
"Chef, the tools for the first stone age challenge, please." The host chuckled.
Chef passes out the stones to castmates as he walks past them with a scowl on his face, "Here's your rocks."
"Rocks?" Duncan raised his eyebrow, "Aren't we taking this Stone Age thing a little too literally?"
"It's how it was back in day." Gwen huffed, "All the weapons and tools were mostly made out of stone."
"Huh?" The punk blinked, "Doesn't know that…Guess that's what I got for skipping history classes."
"First team to collect the hidden firewood and use the flint stones to make fire earns something to help 'em with the second challenge." Chris grinned, "Ready? And…Action!" The cave people separated from each other to searching for the hidden firewood.
(Screaming Gaffer)
Several of the Gaffers found the firewood as Chef confiscated the punk's stuff and was about to take the lighter until the Wooly Beaver chased B across the set. "Is that same one from Boney Island?" Gwen asked.
"Yep!" The host chuckled, "He also was on the set of Rodents Who Kills!"
"And Rodents Who Kills, part two." Chef watched the chasing with a snicker and chuckled as the second Wooly Beaver show up.
"Those killer beavers are animatronic, right?" Duncan gulped.
"Nope!" Chris smirked.
"Hold on, B, let me get them off your back, dattebayo." Naruto chuckled as he step in the beavers' sight, "Hey, fellas, can you leave my buddy alone?" They skidded in front of him and purred under his petting.
"They really like you a lot." The redhead almost jumped at Dawn's voice.
"O-O-Oh, yeah, they do." Naruto chuckled, "Never understand why all animals like me since I was little but I don't mind it, dattebayo."
"…It's because of your warm energy." The petite girl replied, "It's what drawing them in."
"Really?" The redhead scratched his head with a blink.
"Indeed, it's that and they know that you are very kind person." Dawn petted the beavers before walk away, "If you excuse me, I'll look for the firewood."
"Need help?" Naruto asked with a gentle smile and the petite girl just nods.
(Confessional)
"I really like to spend time with Naruto." Dawn glanced at the camera, "He's really interesting person but it's little hard because of Bridgette's jealousy, I can see it in her aura…" Her expression look doubtful for some reasons, "I hope it won't hurt Naruto in the future."
(Campfire Pit)
"I don't get it." Lindsay tilted her head at the rocks in her hands, "How do you make fire with a rock?"
"You just strike them together to make fire, let me show you…" Bridgette takes the rocks from the bombshell and tried to create the fire with the rocks.
"Give me those!" Courtney swiped them from the surfer girl and striking the rocks together, ignored the glares from the girls.
(Confessional)
"Chelsea thinks she knows everything!" Lindsay crossed her arms, "But she doesn't know that when I was twelve, my flatiron once accidentally set fire to my grandma's house…twice."
*Static*
"Courtney really changed a lot from last time I saw her." Bridgette sighed, "She act a lot like…um…You know what I mean?"
*Static*
"A total bitch." Chef grunted, "That's what clumsy maggot was thinking."
"I'll have this going in no time." The CIT scoffed as she strike the rocks, "I was a CIT, you know."
"When will she shut up with this CIT stuff?" Gwen grunted with her team, trying to create a fire.
"I guess never." Heather muttered, plotting a plan to cut Courtney's hair for her own.
"She is a total drama queen." Duncan glanced at the Grip's campfire.
"Why?" Courtney glared at the punk, "Because I think you're a dog for trying to hook up with Gwen?"
"Excuse me?" The goth girl blinked, "No offense but I'm not really into him at all."
"None taken, Gwen." Duncan shrugged as he turns his head to the CIT, "I didn't know where you get this idea from but we never did hook up at all."
(Confessional)
"Having Courtney back reminds me how much she drives me crazy." The punk rolled his eyes before he sighed dreamily, "…And how much she drives me crazy."
*Static*
"I watched the show." Courtney sneered, "I know what I saw between Duncan and Gwen. Nothing gets past me!" She never noticed that someone just cut a piece of her hair.
*Static*
"I got some!" Heather laughed maniacally with hairs in her hand, "Courtney's hair. Soon it will be mine, all mine!" She laughed more before blinked at the camera, "What? I'm not crazy. I'm just bald!"
"Things are finally heating up." Chris said as he watched the teams tried to make fire several times, "I love it when sparks fly!" No one noticed that the punk pulls out his lighter and set the firewood on fire.
"I make fire!" Duncan beats his chest with grunts.
"Courtney, I thought for sure you'd be the first to burst into flames." The host teased the CIT, "Gaffers win the first challenge."
"Ooh!" Courtney stood up with a deadly glare, "You obviously gave me fake flints! Nobody could start a fire with these ridiculous props!"
"Courtney!" Bridgette gaped at her attitude, "Don't be sore loser and make up some excuse!"
"It's not an excuse!" The CIT tossed the rocks to Lindsay and the bombshell strike it once, caused the firewood to burst up in flame.
"Fire!" Lindsay cheered.
"UGH!" Courtney stomped her feet.
(Tar Pit)
"Time for our second caveman movie challenge." Chris glanced at the teams, "But first, Chef will pass out your rewards from this morning. Chef, weapons, please!" The cooker removed the sheet to reveal a pile of bones and start to pass them out to the teams.
"Hey, what gives!" Duncan glared at the Grips with giant bones in their hands, "We won the challenge! I made fire."
"Actually, you didn't." The host grinned, "We reviewed the footage caught on camera, and you made fire with a lighter, which is not a stone age tool, which means Lindsay made fire first. The Grips are winners…"
"Well, well, Duncan 'Fair and Squared' cheated." Courtney smirked, "Big surprise."
"Anyway…" The host cleared his throat as he held up a bone, "The props departments for caveman movies are bare-bones, which means these are all actors have to fight their on-screen enemies with. Grip tribe verse Gaffer tribe!"
"Cool!" Duncan smirked, "We have to fight each other with bones?" Dawn pulls him aside to avoid a swing from CIT as she scowled at the blinking punk, "Oh, thank, Dawn…"
"You're welcome." The petite girl nodded.
"Can we use fists and legs, just in case, dattebayo?" Naruto asked and some castmates paled at him.
"Hmm, sure!" Chris laughed as he gestured at the platforms in the tar pit, "You'll be fighting over there. Each player that knock down his or her opponent off the column into that bubbling tar pit scores a point for their team. Since Gaffer has one extra member, who want to sit this one out?"
"I volunteer myself to sit out." Dawn said and the Gaffers nodded after their short discussion.
"Ok, to the tar pits!" The host grinned.
(Lindsay vs. B)
The silent boy glances at his tiny bone and gulps at the bombshell's huge bone. "When do we know when to start?" Lindsay asked.
"Oh, don't worry." Chris waved it off, "You'll know…" He blew the giant horn harder and the sound of bellow startled the bombshell so much that she accidentally falls into the tar pit.
"Lucky guy, always get an easy win." Gwen smirked.
"That's one point for the Gaffers." The host chuckled as the farmer girl help her bombshell friend up from the tar pit, "Next up, Beth and Gwen!" There was a loud shriek in air, "Uh-oh, looks like Lindsay's bloodcurdling screams have attracted a swarm of prehistoric pterodactyls. This should make things interesting."
"Cool special effects, man." Justin smirked, "High five."
"…What special effects?" Chris grinned.
(Beth vs. Gwen)
"Bring it on, Beth." The goth girl smirked.
"Let's go!" The farmer girl held up her huge bone and their host blew the horn, announcing the start of their battle. Beth was first to attack, she swings her bone at the goth girl but Gwen ducked under the bone and quickly grab on it. "Hey, let it go!" Beth attempt to yank her bone out of the goth girl's grip.
"Okay then!" Gwen released the bone as the farmer girl yanked again and it make her stumbled around before Beth fall down into the tar pit. "One con about big bone is that they are easy to take hold on." The goth girl smirked.
"Score another one for Gaffers!" Chris chuckled, "Next up, Bridgette and Heather!"
(Bridgette vs. Heather)
The rivals shoot a dirty glare at each other and the host chuckled as he blew the large horn. "I can't wait to knock you off this platform!" The queen bee growled.
"Same, I can't wait to see you fall in the tar pit!" The surfer girl growled and swings her bone at her rival. Heather evaded the bone by sucking her stomach in and throw her small bone at Bridgette, the queen bee smiled when it smack the surfer girl's forehead. "By the way, I noticed that Naruto is starting to pay a lot of attention to the girls on his team now." Heather whispered, "Won't be long enough until he finally dump you…"
"Ooh!" Bridgette roared angrily, "That's it!" She leaped at the screaming queen bee and tumbled around on the platform until they both fall into the tar pit.
"That was awesome!" Chris laughed at the idea of girl's drama, "I wish that the catfight will go on longer but you can't have everything. Anyway, three points for Gaffers and one for Grips! Can Grips score two more scores to get a tiebreaker or will the Gaffer tribe overtake them? Next up, Justin and Naruto!"
(Justin vs. Naruto)
"Yep, I'm screwed." The model deadpanned, he may be this handsome but he's not this stupid to know that Naruto have a huge advantage because of his athletic body and multiple talents. "But don't think I'll give up." Justin smirked, "My fans will be disappointing if I just quit right away."
"That's good to hear, dattebayo." The redhead chuckled, "I'll come at you with everything I got…"
"Please don't…" The model muttered, "Just don't..." They heard the bellowing horn and start to clashing with each other's bone as they dodged each swings. It went on for a while until Justin knocked Naruto's bone away, drawing a lot of gasp from the castmate and the model hold his large bone up in air. "Well, look like it end in my victory…" Justin swing his…arm down and they both blinked at his lacking of bone weapons before they glanced up to see one of the pterodactyls carrying the bone in its' talons. The model opened his mouth to say something but another pterodactyl knocked him off the platform into the tar pit, it turns out that they believe that Justin was attacking the redhead instead of spar so they want to protect Naruto.
"Um…" The redhead chuckled nervously, "You guys know it was just a challenge, right?" The swarm of pterodactyls squeaked quizzically.
"Hmm…" Chris glanced at Chef as the cooker shrugged his shoulders, "Eh, the Grips were going to losing anyway because of their curse."
"Yes, it's so freaky." Chef nods with cold sweat, "I'm not going to get near Grips anytime now."
"Right…Gaffers win the challenge!" The host announced with a grin.
"Hey, I don't get a chance to club this dog!" Courtney growled.
"Um…" Chris rubbed his head, "The result is still same, no matter who win in the final round."
"UGH!" The CIT stomped her feet around, "WHY DO I END UP IN THIS LOSER TEAM!"
"Ignoring her tantrum, let's see what reward did the Gaffers win?" The host gestured to the cart with huge meat on top of it, "A mammoth size prehistoric barbecue." He tossed the egg to Grips, "Don't worry, we're not gonna let the Grips go hungry." The said team grumbled at their single egg and Courtney sneered at the cheering Gaffers as they divide up their meats, beside Dawn since she doesn't eat meats.
(Boy's Trailer)
The next morning, the boys were snoozing in their own beds, only to scream out at the noise of trumpet. "Now what, dattebayo?" Naruto groaned half-sleepily, "Trumpet? Is it medieval theme or what?"
"That's it." Justin mumbled groggily, "I'm moving to Canada." B opened his mouth…
"We're in Canada, dude." Duncan grunted.
"Oh, yeah…" The model yawned, "My bad."
(Trailers)
Beth stumbled out, twirling a PDA in her sleep and tossed it up in air. "Hey, that's my PDA!" Courtney dove for her PDA with a cry.
"Oh, I'm so sorry!" The farmer girl gasped, "I must have started sleep-twirling again."
"I bet you must break a lot of things back home, dattebayo." Naruto rubbed his head.
"Yeah, my parent was so mad." Beth sighed before the CIT get in her face.
"That PDA is my legal right in this game!" Courtney sneered, "Touch it again, Beth, and prepare to be served!"
"It's not her fault, she can't help it." Gwen glared and the CIT was about to say something but their host show up with musical instruments.
"Good morning, sports fans." Chris said, "Who's ready to put up a good offense?"
"Spaghetti here!" Chef carried a box of spaghetti, "Get your piping hot spaghetti here!"
"Over here, dattebayo!" The redhead waved his hand at the cooker before Chef tossed all of the pasta balls at each castmates, "Thank!"
"That's your breakfast!" The host smirked at the shocked castmates.
"Pasta for brekkie?" Lindsay blinked.
"It's called carbo loading, contestants." Chris chuckled, "Today, you're all going to give 200% in our exciting sports movie challenge. Get ready, underdogs, we've got a training run!"
(School Set: Football Field)
"That all you got, sports fans?" The host hollered at the tired castmates as they run around the field with Naruto in lead, "Man up! It's time for more action!"
"I have…a feeling…" Gwen panted on her knees, "You want…us to…throw up…"
"Oh yeah, I do!" Chris smirked as he ignored the glares, "Today's competition is gonna require sweat, guts, heart, and sweat."
"You said 'sweat' twice." Heather glared.
"That's 'cause it's not just your sweat you'll be dealing with." The host chuckled, "There's Chef's sweat, too, because you'll be pushing him the length of the field." Everyone glanced at the sweating cooker in his football uniform, "And he just ate a huge jar of jalapeno peppers, so he's spraying like a gym-class shower."
"We gotta push spiced-up Chef like he's a football dummy?" Justin threw his arms up.
"Don't call me a dummy!" Chef growled.
"Uh, I am not swapping sweat with an oversized jalapeno!" The queen bee crossed her arms and lifts her nose in air.
"You have to take it." The goth girl narrowed her eyes, "It's a teamwork challenge so you better go push this dummy around!"
"What'd I say about the dummy thing?" The cooker growled with twitching eye.
"You can do this with…" Heather said before the redhead patted her shoulders with a wide grin.
"Just do it then you can take a long shower after the challenge, dattebayo." Naruto said with his hands together, "Please, just once."
"…Fine…" The queen bee grunted with a light blush, "J-J-Just because I want to it to be done sooner!" Most of the Gaffers rolled their eyes, she would do anything for her red-haired crush. The host blows his whistler and the Gaffers start to push the football dummy back as Chef trash-talked to them.
"That all you got?" The cooker barked, "I can push better than that on my day off. You bunch of maggots! Brat, have anyone tell you that you look like a tomato!"
"Uh-oh!" Heather's eyes widened.
"…What did you just called me?" The redhead smiled at the cooker, "I swear you just called me something…"
"What?" Chef smirked, "You deaf? I just called you a tomato…"
"I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S THE TOMATO, DATTEBAYO!" Naruto roared as he pushes the football dummy all way across the field with screaming cooker, "I'LL MAKE YOU A TOMATO!"
"…Like mother, like son." Chris deadpanned, ignored the fact that his son was beating the screaming cooker with the football dummy.
(Confessional)
"Idiot's mother told me that the 'tomato' is a trigger for unrestricted rage among the Uzumaki family and it's genetic for a no reason." Heather sighed, "You have no idea how many kids got beat up by idiot when we were in elementary school."
After Chef's recovery and a dozen of ramen bowls for Naruto, The teams went though several training challenges and stand in front of the host, covered in dirt and sweats. "That truly bit." Duncan crossed his arms.
"Who won, anyway?" Courtney asked.
"Let's see…" Chris smirked, "Nobody!"
"What?!" The castmates cried.
"It was just to establish who's playing who for the real contests to follow." The host gestured at the large screen with a chuckle, "We're running five sport-o contests, with competitors seeded according to these results." B noticed something and was about to say something…
"Wait, they have one more than us." Bridgette pointed out, "Is someone going to sit out or…?"
"Good question!" Chris nodded, "One of the Gaffers may tag in, only for one contest so they better use it wisely."
"We'll better be careful with it." Dawn said and everyone agreed with her.
(Boxing Ring)
"In the right corner-ner-ner-ner, from the Killer Grips-ips-ips-ips, Lindsay!" Chris gestured at the bombshell before shifts his arm to another corner, "And in the left corner-ner-ner-ner, from the Screaming Gaffers-ers-ers-ers, Dawn!"
"Ah, me?" The petite girl blinked.
"Good luck, Dawn." Naruto patted her back, "You can do it, dattebayo."
"You two come in last during the training course and we're gonna to build to the top two players." The host said and he shoved the pair of giant marshmallows to the players.
"Marshmallow?" Gwen raised her eyebrows.
"Props, so you don't hurt those pretty actor faces." Chris smirked, "And, in true boxing movie tradition, you'll be fighting in sloooooooow mooooooootion." Everyone looked at each other and the fighters stepped up as the bell rang. They circled each other before Dawn slowly throws out a right, blocked by Lindsay before she takes a bite out of the petite girl's marshmallow.
"Oh, don't eat it!" Courtney snarled as the PDA fall out of her pocket before Beth picked it up, "Block it!"
"Courtney, your…" The farmer girl was about to give the PDA back but…
"Play dirtier!" The CIT snarled before she blinks at the punk, "What?"
"I like it when you talk like that." Duncan grinned and they both never noticed Beth using Courtney's PDA.
"Round twoooo." Chris grinned as Chef walks around in a skimpy bikini, much to everyone's dismay.
"Ew, ew, ew is more like it." The punk shivered.
"I'm more scarred now…" Gwen deadpanned.
"Ah, y'all are just jealous." The cooker huffed.
After a several rounds, the host cleared his throat. "The winner of the boxing match is…" Chris raised Dawn's arm up, "Dawn and the Screaming Gaffers!"
"Huh?" Lindsay blinked, "But I got most hits in."
"Yeah but she scored a bunch of extra points for doing a lot of slow-motion." The host smiled, "And I had to dock you for biting. Very unsportsmanlike, Ms. Tyson."
"This was fixed!" The bombshell growled, "Ref's going down!"
"Easy there, tiger." Chris chuckled as the Grips hold their angry member back.
(Badminton Set)
"Hey, it's a miniature tennis racquet." Justin swung his racket around, "Where are the miniature tennis balls and how come the net is so stupidly high?"
"This is a badminton court, Justin." The host rolled his eyes.
"There was never a sports movie about badminton." The model said.
"There are a few of them, dattebayo." Naruto said, "Very rare but still there.'
"Yeah, like the movie that starred the very talented…" Chris pointed at himself, "Me!"
"The one that kaa-san said that it bomb big time?" The redhead scratched his head and the host glared at him.
"It didn't bomb at all!" The host pouted, "It was a cult hit!"
"No, it's not…"
"Yes, it is!"
"No, it's not!"
"Yes!"
"No!"
"SHUT UP!" Chef roared at them, "Focus on the challenge now!"
"Yes, Chef." The McLean father-son muttered.
(Confessional)
"This stuff happens all time when they have a father-son time each Saturday night." Chef rolled his eyes with crossed arms, "I have to break them up each time…Ugh, they didn't pay me enough."
"Battling for supremacy in our second round, Beth and Heather!" Chris grinned.
"Me against her?" Heather smirked, "Piece of cake!"
"Watch the birdie!" The host tossed out a stuffed bird, "Feathers are about to fly!"
"You can do it, Beth." Courtney muttered, her eyes focus on the PDA.
The match ended in Beth's victory after she snapped over Gwen's comment of her 'fake' boyfriend and the Grips cheered for her. "We have a winner!" Chris grinned, "Now, that's some greatmintion."
"Wow, maybe I won't say anything about her boyfriend." The goth girl blew her hair up.
(Swimming Pool)
"Now that's a sport I can win at." Bridgette smiled and Gwen groaned at her luck, they both were in the pool.
"Ok, it's just a simple game…" The host grinned, "The first one to swim all way there and back wins…Bring in the jell-o mix!"
"Wait, what?!" The swimmers gasped as Chef poured in the mix, turned the pool into one great jell-o.
"If Owen was here, he would jump in and eat it all up." Duncan chuckled.
"Ready?" Chris grinned as he ignored the glares from the swimmers, "GO!" They quickly swim across the jell-o pool but it was hard for them since it cut their swimming speed down in half and sometime they have to force their limbs out.
"I feel sorry for you." Gwen grunted to the surfer girl, "You're going to deal with him all time since you're dating his kid."
"That's only one con Naruto has…" Bridgette grunted, 'beside few certain things.'
It took about thirty minutes for the girls to finish the jell-o swim and it ended in Bridgette's victory. "Two to one!" The host chuckled, "Can Gaffers take one back or will Grips finally break their curse?"
"There's no curse!" The surfer girl rolled her eyes, "Just a bad luck, that's all!"
(Match Set)
"Now second seed Courtney will attempt to keep their record, competing in Grrreco-rrroman wrrrestling with…" Chris smirked, "Duncan!"
"He shoots, he scores!" Duncan cheered to himself.
The two faced each other in the match after changed into their wrestling outfit and the punk slapped his face to get himself focus in their upcoming match before the host dropped a huge ball pit on them. "Wait a second, wait a second!" Duncan gaped at his host, "I have to wrestle her in a kiddy ball pit?"
"Eww!" Courtney spit out the ball, "How long since these things have been washed?"
"Never!" Chris chuckled, "We got 'em from a local carnival, who owe Naruto a favor. Thanks by the way!"
"No problem, dattebayo." Naruto waved it off, "All I did was just one act for them."
"And it got sold out!" The host turned to the wrestlers, "Now play ball!" The wrestlers dove into the ball pit.
"What's the matter, big boy?" Courtney holds the punk in headlock, "Can't swim?"
"Shark!" Duncan pointed at a fin-shaped object.
"Oh, it's just a big bad diaper shark." The CIT pulled out the spoiled diaper before she shove it into the punk's mouth, "Come on, tough guy!"
"Ewww!" The castmates gagged.
"That's it!" Duncan growled after he spitted it out, "No more Mr. Nice Guy!" They started to wrestle around in the ball pit without holding anything back and it was very brutal sight for the teams until the punk lifts a toddler up.
"Mama?" The toddler whined before Chef grabs the kid and ran out to return the toddler to his parent.
"Um…" The punk blinked before Courtney grabbed him in headlock again, "Ugh…Tag!"
"Oh, with who?" Chris chuckled.
"Whiskers!"
"What?!" The CIT paled at the sight of Naruto in orange wrestling outfit.
"Hmm, is it same thing with wrestling a bear, dattebayo?" The redhead scratched his head before he just shrugged, "Oh well, let's go!"
"I'm not afraid of yo…" Naruto cut Courtney off by a tackle into the ball pit as the punk stumbled out of the ball pit and they can hear the screaming and groans of the wrestlers.
"Wait, is that a shark?" The redhead asked after spotting a finlike object.
"It's just this stupid diaper…" She pulls out a real shark.
"…"
"…"
"…" Chef quickly dove in and carries it out of the film lot.
"Why does everyone kept leaving their stuff in this damn pit?" Duncan deadpanned.
It kept went on for a while until Courtney gave up since she doesn't have one thing that Naruto does and that was a lot of stamina. "And it's tied!" Chris grinned, "Look like it's up to B and Justin for the tiebreaker! Let's go!"
(Basketball Court)
"So as we head in the final leg of the Total Drama Sports Tourney, only one team can break the tie and win the challenge!" The host chuckled, "Final face-off…A slam dunk competition, with points going to the most creative dunk. Let's play it for the camera." He tossed the basketball to the model and B gulped, he's not really this good at basketball.
"All right, I call this the 'Justin freezes the Gaffers Slam'." Justin bounced the ball around, "Hey, keep watching!" He ran around and bounced his ball at each Gaffers' back before grabs Heather's beanie hat, placing it on the ball as he dunked it down.
"Ooh!" The queen bee growled as B gave her the beanie hat, "You better beat this dumbass model!" The silent boy nodded nervously.
"Well, B, that's your chance to say something." Chris said, "What do you call the name of your move?"
"…" B slowly opens his mouth as everyone leans in to hear his voice for the first time but…
"You know what, just do the move first." The host cut in with a sadistic chuckle and everyone glared at him for ruining it. The silent boy just ran around, pulling out some impressively moves with the basketball before dunk it and fall down. "Hmm…" Chris rubbed his chin, "Very simple but impressive anyway. Judge Chef?"
"Well…" Chef glanced between two teams for a while, "Justin's move is very creative and pretty good than B's."
"Well, that means the Killer Grips finally wins the challenge!" The host grinned as the said team cheered, "Looks like the curse is finally broke, ha! Gaffers, see you at Gilded Chris ceremony, you're overdue for it."
(Gilded Chris Ceremony)
"It feels like a long time since we had you here, Gaffers." Chris chuckled at the team, "It looks like it's a tough one since you all have a good things going on. Let me announce who got the awards…" Chef chucked the awards at the castmates as the host said their names, "Naruto, Dawn, Gwen, Duncan…" Heather and B glanced at each other nervously, "The final award go to…"
"…" The queen bee fidgeted.
"…" The silent boy breaks in cold sweat.
"…Heather!" Chris grinned, "B, sorry that you don't get any chance to say anything." B raised his finger and opens his mouth to say something…
"We're out of time, let's go!" The cooker dragged the silent boy and tosses him in the Lame-o-sine.
"I'm still curious about his voice…" Gwen glanced at the redhead, "Naruto? Do you know what he sounds like?"
"Um…" Naruto scratched his head, "The thing is…He's really mute, dattebayo."
"…What?" The Gaffers blinked at him.
(Film Lot)
"There was really a lot of elimination, mostly from Killer Grips." Chris chuckled, "So far, we just saw that Bridgette is still holding on her jealousy, some drama, and a lot of hatred toward Courtney for her new rules. I'm happy about the last part!" The host paused to laugh, "I'm so curious about what will go down next time…Will the surfer girl finally get over it? Will Naruto realized that there are a lot of girls after him? How will Courtney pull herself out of the mess with the Grips? Is the Grips' curse broken or was it just an illusion? Find out next time on…"
"TOTAL…"
"DRAMA…"
"ACTION!"
Screaming Gaffer: Dawn, Duncan, Gwen, Heather, Naruto
Killer Grip: Beth, Bridgette, Courtney, Justin, Lindsay
Eliminated: B, DJ, Geoff, Harold, Izzy, Jo, Leshawna, Max, Owen, Rodney, Trent
Peanut Gallery: Cody, Eva, Ezekiel, Katie, Noah, Sadie, Tyler
And this ends our eleventh chapter of WDL. Love it? Hate it? Feedback would be great.
Yes, Leshawna got eliminated in the reward challenge because Max demanded it. The reason why? In the cannon, when Gaffers turn the reward down, Leshawna said that she want pop and foods without asking her team and Chris accept it right away so it's possible. Her personality was spot-on because she did not realize it until bank heist/sport challenge.
Bridgette's feeling: She is still jealous, just don't think it's over by a talk. Also why she don't tell Naruto it was Heather who told her…It's because it is her personality, in cannon, she don't want to make any trouble and prefer to stay friend with everyone.
B as mute: I think it's good idea because he never say a word the whole time in cannon so it's really possible that he must be, if not then it would be more interesting this way.
Why I did the whole team challenges before the merge? Well…I believe that the next update will be little late…
Possible late update: I just brought the first two seasons of American Horror Story and a video game, "The Evil Within" so I'm going to take a day or two day off for a little downtime so don't worry.
Anyway, I think that's all I can say…Thank for your time to read it.
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