Character List

Laurie Strode- Avril Lavinge

Annie Brackett- Emma Watson

Micheal- Matthew McConaughey

Mindi 'Demesia' Loiffier- Jordana Brewster

Rylette DuPoint- Kimberly 'Lil Kim' Jones

Waitress/ Luna Van Der Klok- Brooke Burke

Dr. Kytzel- E. G. Daily

Dr. Moroniki- Neil Patrick Harris

Nurse Carter- Bill Hader

Nurse Kai DuPoint- Meagan Good

Dr. Samuel Loomis- Ewan McGregor

Clover Destery- Beverly Mitchell

Laurie: age 15- Deborah Ann Woll

Claudia: age 20- Jennette McCurdy

Rylette: age 20- Kiely Williams

Annie: age 15- Evanna Lynch

Mr. Kline- Tom Cruise

Sheriff Lee Brackett- Regis Philbin

CSI Hayden Romero- David Alan Grier

CSI Lacey Thompson- Lauren Conrad

Detective Douglas Garretty- Terry Crews

Marion Chambers- Christina Applegate

Claudia Miranda Strode- Julia Stiles

Uncle Ty Bumpermann - Kevin James

Aunt Kait Bumpermann- Cheryl Hines

Talia Bumpermann- Ali Larter

Dean Mark Brackett- Alan Rickman

Mako Pamona- Emile Hirsh

Freddie Cutter- Jonah Hill

Bebe Sands- Kelly Monaco

Professor Duncan Southbaye- Yvette Nicole Brown

Horatio Cullum- Ryan Kwanten

Sadie Spitz- Emma Stone

Shasta Spitz- Lindy Booth

Sabella Spitz- Alyson Hannigan

Cade- Taylor Lautner

Lukas- Drake Bell

Professor Flannigan- Rutina Wesley

Officer Blaze Compton- Idris Elba

Officer Afton McMello- Tina Fey

Donna Gutterman- Anna Paquin

Foxtrot Frankie- Dmitry Chaplin

Quickstep Quinn- Cheryl Burke

Samba Sally- Karina Smirnoff

Mr. Kole- Morgan Freeman

Adam Stein- Sam Trammell

Isabella Myers- Edie Falco

It is around dawn. Laurie and Annie are in their room recovering.

LAURIE: (Reaching over to grab Annie's hand) We made it!

ANNIE: (Crying) I love you baby...

LAURIE: (Tearing up) I love you too!

ANNIE: (Wiping tears) I should've known, my dad wasn't visiting me I should've known!

LAURIE: (Handing her a tissue) It's not your fault...

ANNIE: (Crying) Yes it is... I should've realized it!

CARTER: (Entering) Knock, knock? Good your both awake.

ANNIE: (Drying eyes) Who are you?

CARTER: I'm Nurse Carter.

ANNIE: Your a guy!

LAURIE: Annie!

CARTER: What you never seen a male nurse before?

LAURIE: I'm sorry about my friend she's been though alot!

CARTER: (Going though clipboard) As have you Miss Strode.

ANNIE: Are we gonna be okay?

CARTER: (Looking at charts and moniters) Well yes, but I'm going to have the doctors examine you two first thing tommorow. (He exits)

ANNIE: (Giggling) I can't believe he's a guy nurse!

LAURIE: (Giggling) Shut up! Nurse's get paid alotsa moneys!

ANNIE: (Laughing uncontroably) Thats not funny...

LAURIE: (Giggling) Then why are you laughing?

ANNIE: (Giggling) It's probably the morphine!

LAURIE: (Giggling) Your probably right!

The next morning the doctors check on Laurie and Annie.

DR. MORONIKI: Alright you two seem fine and spry!

DR. KYTZEL: Yep, it's good you two made it though.

ANNIE: (Giggling) I'm so glad you two are not like the other doctors we had!

LAURIE: (Giggling) Yeah, thet kept going on about their personal life...

ANNIE: (Giggling) Totally!

LAURIE: (Giggling and Imatating Dr. Denton) Hey! Asshole why don't actually do something to make this marrage work?

ANNIE: (Giggling and Imitating Dr. Clark) I can't because I'm being an insensitive jerkface!

LAURIE: (Giggling while continuing her imatation) You stupid ass I don't know why I marryied you...

ANNIE: (Giggling while continuing her imatation) Way to go your nagging just killed the patient! (The two laugh uncontrollably)

DR. MORONIKI: (Getting nervous) Well you should be lucky!

DR. KYTZEL: Ya, we're not like that at all... (Whispering) Dr. Moroniki is gay!

LAURIE: (Giggling) Really? You... Gay?

DR. MORONIKI: Why do you always tell the patients?

ANNIE: (Giggling) You tell all the patients?

DR. KYTZEL: Ya! (The two doctors exit)

During Lunchtime Laurie is bombarded with company.

AUNT KAIT: (Busting thought the door) Laurie?

UNCLE TY: Don't keep busting down doors! Just ask a nurse!

LAURIE: (Giggling) Aunt Kait? Uncle Ty?

KAIT: (Galloping over) Oh Laurie! You're safe!

TY: It's a good thing we found you before a nurse kicked us out!

LAURIE: (Giggling) It's nice to see you to Uncle Ty!

ANNIE: (Giggling) You busted down alota doors!

KAIT: (Looking at Annie) Whose your friend Laurie?

TY: Yeah?

ANNIE: (Giggling) I'm her breast friend Annie Brackett!

LAURIE: (Giggling) You said breast!

ANNIE: (Giggling) I totally did!

TALIA: Mom? Dad?

KAIT: (Hollering) We're in here Talia!

TALIA: (Entering) Oh God! (Hugging Laurie) Laurie you're okay!

LAURIE: (Giggling) Okay for someone who got the shit kicked outta them by Michael Myers!

ANNIE: (Giggling) You said shit!

LAURIE: (Giggling) I totally did!

TALIA: I'm so glad you're okay!

KAIT: We all are!

TY: Absolutly! Elated!

LOOMIS: (Entering) I hope I'm not interupting...? (He sees Ty, Kait, and Talia) Oh? (Ty Gets up) Samuel Loomis! (He holds his hand out to shake) And you are?

TY: (Returning handshake) Laurie's legal gaurdians...

LAURIE: (Giggling) What do you mean my legal gaurdians? What about my parents and Claudia?

KAIT: (Unsure of how to put the sentence) Hon, last night Michael Myers killed your parents and sister.

LAURIE: (Giggling) What?

TALIA: (Leering at Kait) They found your parents in a car crash suspectedly killed by Myers...

TY: (Breathing) And Claudia was found sliced to death in the hospital...

LOOMIS: (Addressing Ty) I would like to talk to you in private, if I may?

TY: (About to leave) Kait.

KAIT: (Gettining up) I'm coming! Talia stay with Laurie...

TALIA: Alright. (She tenderly strokes Laurie's hair)

Out in the hallway.

LOOMIS: (Looking at floor) I don't know how to say this...

TY: Say what?

KAIT: Is Laurie gonna be okay?

LOOMIS: Yes she'll be fine, but-

TY: (Yelling) Spit it out!

KAIT: (Scolding him) Ty!

LOOMIS: (Looking Ty in the eyes) There may be no cause for any alarm, but Michael Myers body wasn't accounted for at the hospital. Nor did the nurses state the saw him.

TY: What are you saying sir? That my goddaughter killed people at a hospital?

LOOMIS: I'm not saying that at all! It's just-

TY: Just what?

LOOMIS: He may or may not return!

KAIT: What?

LOOMIS: I just thought you should know before I tell Laur-!

KAIT: (Cutting him off) No! Out of the question! She's a teenage girl who survived a masacre! If you tell her that she will freak!

LOOMIS: Alright it's not in my jurisdiction it seems... (He takes out a pen and paper and writes something down) Here! (He give Ty the paper) I want you to keep in contact with me... (He Turns around and leaves)

TY: (In confidence to Kait) I don't like this Loomis guy!