"Welcome to the seventh round of Total Drama Dance Battle. Our contestants songs are as follows. Hayden with Hum Hain Happy, Michio withe Stronger than You, Amanda with You and I, Sam with Tacky, Lilia with Blank Page and Joss with Dragons
Hayden enters the stage wearing a shirt with a smiley face and jeans
"It might seem crazy
What I'm about to say
Sunshine she is here
You can take a break
I'm a hot air balloon
That could go to space
With the air, like I don't care
Baby by the way
Because I'm happy
Be happy, sing, dance, come and clap along
Because I'm happy
Be happy, shake it now, life can't hold you down
Because I'm happy
Be happy, the world ain't gonna cry with you
Because I'm happy
Be happy, shake it now, let's all clap along
Here come bad news
Talking this and that
Yeah! give me all you got
And don't hold it back
Well, I should probably warn you
I'll be just fine
No offence to you
Don't waste your time
Because I'm happy
Be happy, sing, dance, come and clap along
Because I'm happy
Be happy, shake it now, life can't hold you down
Because I'm happy
Be happy, the world ain't gonna cry with you
Because I'm happy
Be happy, shake it now, let's all clap along
Even when your mom throws you outta bed
Even when your boss bites off your head
When your girlfriend gives you grief
Inflation rips even your boxers and briefs
Even if politicians turn out to be crooks
And cops steal wallets, give you dirty looks
Fuels more expensive than cars
The wife asks for the sun, moon and stars
Because I'm happy
Be happy, sing, dance, come and clap along
Because I'm happy
Be happy, shake it now, life can't hold you down
Because I'm happy
Be happy, the world ain't gonna cry with you
Because I'm happy
Be happy, shake it now, let's all clap along"
Michio gets onto the stage wearing a blue shirt and jeans with purple stripes on the sleeves.
"This is Garnet
Back together
And I'm never going down at the hands of the likes of you
Because I'm so much better
And every part of me is saying "Go get 'er."
The two of us ain't gonna follow your rules.
Come at me without any of your fancy tools.
Let's go, just me and you.
Let's go, just one on two.
Go ahead and try to hit me if you're able.
Can't you see that my relationship is stable?
I can see you hate the way we intermingle.
But I think you're just mad 'cause you're single.
You're not gonna stop what we've made together.
We are gonna stay like this forever.
If you break us apart we'll just come back newer.
And we'll always be twice the gem that you are.
I am made o-o-o-o-of
Lo-o-o-o-ove o-o-o-o-of
Lo-o-o-o-ove
Lo-o-o-o-ove
Lo-o-o-o-ove
Mm mm mm mm mm.
This is who we are.
This is who I am.
And if you think you can stop me
Then you need to think again.
'Cause I am a feeling
And I will never end.
And I won't let you hurt my planet,
I won't let you hurt my friends.
Go ahead and try to hit me if you're able.
Can't you see that my relationship is stable.
I know you think I'm not somethin' you're afraid of.
'Cause you think that you've seen what I'm made of.
But I am even more than the two of them.
Everything they care about is what I am.
I am their fury.
I am their patience.
I am a conversation.
I am made
O-o-o-o-of
Lo-o-o-o-ove o-o-o-o-of
And it's stronger than you.
Lo-o-o-o-ove o-o-o-o-of
Lo-o-o-o-ove
And it's stronger than you.
O-o-o-o-of
Lo-o-o-o-ove o-o-o-o-of
And it's stronger than you.
O-o-o-o-of
Lo-o-o-o-ove lo-o-o-o-ove"
Amanda enters wearing a white lace top and pink miniskirt.
"I stalk you with my phone,
I love you, Joss
Boy, your so ignorant, you're oblivious to what is really going on
I will always follow you around, hey now why don't we go on dates
You will never escape me, 'cause we're meant to be
So, then why don't you be my Joss
Oh, the dead ends you avoid, was all because you let me shield and protect you
I'll never let you go
Tonight,
Why don't you come with me?
And we can light our candle and eat that apple
Thats right Joss, please don't go
You and I together, it just feels so right
And you'll never ever leave me, ever!
No matter what the others have up their sleeves
You and I together we will kill the other ten
And I will chain you up forever and keep you locked up all to myself
You keep changing your fate
And when you started to trust people all around us
That is something that I start to hate
No! Our love is endangered
I have to hack them with an axe and knives and drugs and shots
Did they just hurt? Now I'm angered!
Babe, they try to blow you up
They use whatever means to try and contain you
But oh! This side of you they never knew
Watch out! They try to instill fear
But do not Joss, my dear I am hear. Come on Joss stay close to me
You and I together, how it feel so real
And you'll never leave me, ever
No matter how many times you try to escape
You and I, together we will murder the rest
And I'll keep you close to my chest
Because I don't want you to witness the bloody mess
You gave me someone to love and stalk
You gave me reasons to laugh and talk
When you close your eyes to rest, I see.
There's nothing I can't see
You gave me the drive to run ahead
You gave me the high to cut of heads
You're the only one an
I love you Joss
You and I together it just feels so right
And you'll never leave me, never
No matter what happens,we'll come together
You and I together we'll win this twisted game
And I'll cling to you forever
Until the 28th 'cause you know that's our happy end"
Lilia jumps onto the stage in a Light Yagami outfit.
"Nice to meet you
God of Death
Shinigami appears before me
Wanna cleanse this world of sin
Hands me a book and I think
Oh my God
What is this page?
I'll make this Earth a better place
I'll bring forth
Judgment day
How's it going?
Name is Light
And it's my job now
To mass delete
Almost funny
How they all die
No idea it's because of me
So hey
I'll bring an end
Then like a God
I will ascend
I take this pen within my hand
I can make the bad guys die over week's end
Make you burn in Hell forever
I just gotta know
Your real name
Heart attack then it's over
Find a way to
Pass off the blame
Got a plan to forget this happened
They'll just think I'm insane
All of you are just my pieces
And I run the game
Boy that Kira's getting reckless
He's going way too far
We're gonna bring him to justice
No I don't care how hard
Got a plan to forget this happened
They'll just think I'm insane
But I've got a blank page baby
I just need your name
Eating way too many sweets
Who's this new guy?
No I can't tell
Keeping anonymity
Says that we can just call him
L
Find out what he needs
I get the feeling he can see
The man we're after
Is really me (oh no)
Scheming lying
Pages torn
I'll fill your plans up
With twists and turns
Make you wish you're never born
I swear I'll make you burn
And take this
Potato chip
Take some lives
Then I'll eat it
I'll learn that name
And win this fight
Because it will be a dark world
Without Light
Make you burn in Hell forever
I just gotta know
Your real name
Heart attack then it's over
Find a way to
Pass off the blame
Got a plan to forget this happened
They'll just think I'm insane
All of you are just my pieces
And I run the game
Boy that Kira's getting reckless
He's going way too far
We're gonna bring him to justice
No I don't care how hard
Got a plan to forget this happened
They'll just think I'm insane
But I've got a blank page baby
I just need your name"
Joss walks in, dressed in a white tunic, galaxy print tights, black flats and a black hat with the Fairy Tail symbol
"When you´re ice-makes cold
tarot cards all fold
and these doors stay locked
with the keys we hold
when your ship sets sail
and your stomach fails
you can find your balance in FAIRY TAIL
you cannot hide from me
cause we´re a family
just let the beast inside take over
Don´t you cry
if you stay close to me
remember you´ll be freed
the evil king will call
Dorma anim will fall
now these Oracion Seis
will bring the darkest days
but I´ll stay by your side
during this Demon fight
I´ve got a fire in me and i know inside
i can feel it burn the dragons will return
You´ve aching bones
and you´re out of home
and you´ve lost your way
you're not alone
hold you're hand up high to the light of day
though theres miles between us i´m looking your way
why do you always frown?
when the rain comes down
they say you just bring gloom
I´ll stay here next to you
if you stay close to me
Remember you'll be freed
Zeref even Jellal
the darkest guilds will fall
now these Oracion Seis
will bring the darkest days
but I´ll stay by your side
During this demon fight!
I´ve got a fire in me and i know inside
i can feel it burn the Dragons will return
These oracion seis
Will bring the darkest days
but I´ll stay by your side
during This demon fight!
I´ve got a fire in me and i know inside
i can feel it burn The Dragons will return!"
Sam walks onto the stage wearing a Mabel's boombox wool sweatersweater, long purple polka dot sock with another long green striped sock,painted flower covered shoes, and shiny completely covered in glitter shorts.
"It might seem crazy, wearing stripes and plaid
I Instagram every meal I've had
All my used liquor bottles are on display
We can go to see a show but I'll make you pay
(Because I'm tacky)
Wear my belt with suspenders and sandals with my socks
(Because I'm tacky)
Got some new glitter Uggs and lovely pink sequined Crocs
(Because I'm tacky)
Never let you forget some favor I did for you
(Because I'm tacky)
If you're okay with that, then, you might just be tacky, too
I meet some chick, ask her this and that
Like 'Are you pregnant girl, or just really fat?' (what?)
Well, now I'm dropping names almost constantly
That's what Kanye West keeps telling me, here's why
(Because I'm tacky)
Wear my Ed Hardy shirt with fluorescent orange pants
(Because I'm tacky)
Got my new resume it's printed in Comic Sans
(Because I'm tacky)
Think it's fun threatening waiters with a bad Yelp review
(Because I'm tacky)
If you think that's just fine, then, you're probably tacky, too
Bring me shame, can't nothing
Bring me shame, I never know why
Bring me shame, can't nothing
Bring me shame, I said
Bring me shame, can't nothing
Bring me shame, it's pointless to try
Bring me shame, can't nothing
Bring me shame, I said
(Because I'm tacky)
43 Bumper Stickers and a YOLO license plate
(Because I'm tacky)
Bring along my coupon book whenever I'm on a date
(Because I'm tacky)
Practice my twerking moves in line at the DMV
(Because I'm tacky)
Took the whole bowl of restaurant mints. Hey, it said they're free
(Because I'm tacky)
I get drunk at the bank
And take off my shirt, at least
(Because I'm tacky)
I would live-tweet a funeral, take selfies with the deceased
(Because I'm tacky)
If I'm bit by a zombie, I'm probably not telling you
(Because I'm tacky)
If you don't think that's bad, guess what, then you're tacky, too"
A/N: One more down! Next round's theme is: Inspiring Songs. No voting this round, but there's a surprise next time !
