Disclaimer: I forgot to add a disclaimer last time, but did anyone really think that meant i'd obtained posession of the Harry Potter universe?

A.N. This chapter is dedicated to xXx.gryffindor.girl.xXx, who promised me a sugar coated Draco Malfoy with a cherry on top. How could I refuse?

'That should be about it for your lesson' Hermione told Ron. 'Now what do we do about you knocking out Snape?' Ron shrugged carelessly. 'Get Harry?' he suggested 'He's the hero'. Hermione stared at Snape's lifeless form on the floor.

'We don't have much of an option, do we?' she asked. 'Just please try to remember all those points I told you before. After all, Harry knows us best, and he'll be the hardest to fool. He's figured it out once already'

This agreed, they carefully sneaked to the library, and managed to persuade Harry that they needed his help, and to bring his invisibility cloak. They led him to the classroom, and locked the door behind them. Snape was still out cold on the floor. Harry stared.

'Which one of you did this, and why?' he asked 'Not that i'm complaining, mind'. Hermione glanced at Ron, pleadingly. If it got around that Hermione was not just a slut, but a proffessor puncher, she'd have to leave school, or at least tell everyone she had been in Ron's body for the last few days. Neither prospect was appealing.

Ron coughed. 'It was Ron' he said truthfully, and Harry turned to Hermione. 'I can't say i'm surprised' he laughed. 'What did he do, insult Hermione?'. Hermione looked embarrassed. 'He was hurting, uh , her'

Harry's features hardened. He strode over to Snape and gave him a swift kick in the groin. Snape, still unconcious, shuddered. 'So what do you need my help with?' Harry asked the gobsmacked pair. 'Gonna kill him? I've been practicing my cruciatus. Hermione, he didn't...force himself on you, did he?'

'No' Ron said, nervously sliding in front of Hermione protectively. 'He thought Ron did, though'. Harry laughed uproarously. 'RON! He thought Ron forced himself on you? Jeese, the order doesn't need someone so stupid as him. You're safer with him that anyone else in the world'

Hermione smiled at the blushing Ron. 'She knows that'.

Ron coughed, and the 'boys' turned their attention on him. 'Snape's still out cold, guys.' Hermione scowled at him. 'What do we do, Harry?' she asked 'Apart from taking the oppourtunity to kick him, of course'. Harry stared at the body thoughtfully. 'Well' he suggested 'We're in a potions dungeon. urely there's a potion I here to wipe his memory?'

Hermione lunged forwards and hugged Harry with her strong arms. Harry choked. Ron glowered. 'You're welcome, mate' Harry wheezed, and Hermione released him, apologising for hurting him. They began to search the surrounding cupboards, and eventually found something suitable. Harry poured it into Snape's mouth while Hermione berated Ron, who was hopefully unstoppering a bottle labelled 'Poison'.

Ron leaned in to 'help' Snape, when the potions master couched, blinked and asked icily 'Miss Granger, why am I on the floor, pray?'

Hermione groaned. Once again, her reputation was at risk. Her blushing body was leaning over a messed-up-looking Snape, who was lying on the floor of his own classroom, with no memory of the last few hours.

Sorry this chapter was short, but at least it was fast, because I want my sugar-coated-cherry-topped-Draco Malfoy! Yay! Mmmmmmm.