In the last chapter, Mario and Luigi went on a mini-quest for their missing map. Suprisingly, the people that stole the map gave the Mario Bros. the map without difficulty. Now, the Mario Bros. will continue their quest in chapter 11 of
Super Mario Bros. 300
Chapter 11: Sea World
"Those men were actually pretty nice," Luigi said.
"Yeah, they were, surprisingly." Mario commented back. "Okay, let's check the map. Oh...wait! This is the world 1 map! We're screwed!"
"No, Mario, this is a new invention. It's called iMap. You can touch the edges, and the map will move in the direction you touch."
"...You've lost me."
"Okay," Luigi began to explain. "Say you wanted to go right, right? Just press the right edge, and the map will move to the right! Cool, eh? Also, you can hook up your iPod, and it'll play music!"
"What kind of egghead invented this?" Mario asked.
MEANWHILE...
"Hey!" Bowser angrily yelled, "I invented the iMap!"
300,000 people spawned out of nowhere and stared at Bowser.
"What? I needed someplace to listen to Fall Out Boy!"
All 300,000 people ran away in disgust. Bowser cried.
MEANWHILE (SIGH)...I'M ABOUT TO FUCKING SHOOT THE DIRECTOR...
"Mario, it's my turn to listen to the iMap!" Luigi said, "we've been listening to fucking DragonForce the last hour! Don't get me wrong, there a good band, but..."
"But what, Luigi? You want to listen to your fucking Pantera? You want some Def Leppard to play? How about some Ozzy? That's why I'm the author's favorite, Luigi."
"Actually, the author told me I was his favorite because I like all the same bands he does."
"Oh yeah? Well..." Mario tried to think of something to say, "...fuck you!"
Mario and Luigi walked endlessly through the island. Eventually, they reached the door with the "1" on it.
"Here we are!" Luigi exclaimed.
"No shit," Mario said.
The two enter the door.
WHAT DANGERS ARE IN WORLD 2-1? CHAPTER 12 WILL TELL IT ALL...