Hi everyone!

Sorry we haven't had time to put up an actual chapter but it is hard since we live so far away from each other. This isn't really a main chapter, it's just a filler. Also it's only written by one of "ll update a soon as we can!

Ps. WE DO NOT OWN THIS! Mrs. Meyer does!

Jacob Black's POV:

After I saw Bella and the leeches at the ticket place I jumped on my *bike and (manly) rode away as fast as I could back to my house. No one was home, so I went up to my room, and making sure no one was close enough to hear this, pressed a little red button that was in the back of my closet. Suddenly the song "Video girl" came on and I started jumping around and dancing! I loved the JB's music! It's just so awesome! I can't believe I got tickets!

Then, with my super hearing I heard a howl wayyyyyy deep in the forest. I groaned. What did Sam want us to do now? Did Emily need more apples for her apple pie? Yummmm…apple pie…I love Emily's apple pie…Another Howl! I raced out the door, still thinking about Emily's awesome apple pie, when I heard a rip. Oh shoot, not again! I spent 20 bucks on these pants! Awwwwww……

As I headed more in to the forest I tuned in more to the voices inside my … suddenly I felt like singing……JACOB! FOCUS! THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT! Sam screamed in my head. Jeez Sam! I get the point, you girlfriend wants us to go get some milk or something…but I wouldn't mind one of her apple pies…..apple pie. as I started thinking more about apple pie I heard another voice inside my head. Jeez Jacob. Therapy for 2 whole years and your STILL not over your obsession with apple pie? Do you even know how many calories that thing has in it? Oh no, not Leah. What do you mean oh no not Leah? Ummm. Leah, let it go sis. Think happy thoughts. Peace out dudes. I think everybody internally groaned. Sometimes having Seth as the hippy-type person wasn't what you needed. Hopefully, Seth didn't hear that…

So what do you need us for Sam? Asked Quil, meaning, when can I get back to Claire? Hey! I heard that! Sorry, it's true… Jacob! Ok, ok. Jeez Sam, I get the point. I'm listening…Ok, so you know how last week we got reports that the Cullens are moving to Hawaii? Well, it's not true, so were gonna have to cancel that party…awwww…I think everyone was sad, except for Seth, of course…

Thinking about the Cullens made me remember something…the tickets, and then I ran in to Bella, and Then I'd said………JACOB *BILLY BLACK! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT! YOU ARE GOING TO PAY FOR THAT!!! And then Leah flung herself after me as I tried to run for my life. We left all the others standing behind me laughing. Except for Seth, you know he was like, guys don't do this! You'll regret it! Peace! Think happy thoughts!* You want to know why? Because of these three (actually kinna 5) words: ummmm, my girlfriend, ummmm Leah!

A/N:

*his motorcycle

*I don't remember Jacob's middle name (or If he even has a middle name) so I just used his dad's

* Not trying to be mean to anyone! TEAM SETH ALL THE WAY! WHOOO!