Last time, on Total Pokémon Island, the campers had to save Xerneas from the legendaries, and in the end...both teams technically won. However, Xerneas surprised them with a double elimination. In the end, Pansear and Panpour went home, leaving Pansage all by himself. How will Pansage fair alone? What will happen to the alliances? What happenedto Charmeleoon and Bayleef? And WHO will be eliminated next? Find out now, on TOTAL! POKEMON! ISLAND!
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"So...alliance." Said Venipede. Porygon2 and Budew were looking at each other but kept on looking away.
"Look, guys! Seriously, was it that big of a deal? Like, seriously, just fucking make up already!" Shouted Venipede. Porygon2's eyes bulged and gulped.
"Look...I, uh, I'm sorry. Yeah..." Mumbled Porygon2.
"There! Holy shit! Was that so hard?" Asked Venipede, sarcastically.
"You know, I never noticed this before, but you're a pretty big douche." Said Budew, smirking.
"Hey, it runs in the family." Replied Venipede, smirking, "So are you guys buddy buddy yet or do you have. Or hug it out?"
"I think we've gained back each other's trust," said Budew, making Porygon2 look down, "Let's just discuss what we're gonna do now."
"Well, taking out Bayleef's alliance would be the most logical, since they are the biggest alliance.." Murmured Porygon2, still looking down.
"True, but I still think Murkrow's the biggest target." Said Venipede.
"I agree. He will try to win by any means necessary." Replied Budew.
"Like we won't." Joked Venipede.
"Wait...hold on...I think Lickytung just added some more people to his alliance." Said Porygon2, thinking.
"Great, fatass' alliance just got fatter." Snarled Venipede.
"I wonder what he's up to?" Mumbled Budew, "Why does he need more people?"
000
"Hey, we all made it through another elimination! Good job, guys! Um...guys?" Asked Lickytung, as he realized none of the others were sitting and use looking down...well, except for Vanillite and Luvdisk. Vanillite was in the fridge while Luvdisk was on the floor.
"Yeah...woo hoo..." said Magnemite, unenthusiastically.
"We're probably gonna, Klink, get out today..." Mumbled Klink.
"Oh come on, guys! We just need to be more optimistic!" Exclaimed Lickytung, "Hey, Solos- wait...Solosis?" Lickytung looked around the kitchen, but he couldn't find Solosis anywhere.
"Hey. have any of you seen Solosis?" Asked Lickytung.
"I think he went outside of something." Said Vanllite, before munching down on some cheese.
"Why would he do that?"
"I don't know. Maybe he went to sleep already?" Asked Vanillite, still eating.
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"Don't stop! Believing! Hold on to tha-"
"Please, for the love of Arceus! Please! STOP!" Screamed Voltorb.
"Sheesh, no need to get so angry about it." Said Haunter, putting down his headphones.
"Look, we're in an alliance, right? We need to make a plan if we want to win!" Exclaimed Voltorb, angrily.
"Hmm...let's see...," said Haunter, thinkin, "Oh, I know! If we party hard enough, we'll win!" Haunter put on his headphones again and began rocking out. Voltorb just sighed and rolled away. What they didn't know was that Solosis was hiding behind their cabin, listening in on the whole conversation.
"So they have an alliance too, eh?" said Solosis
"Seriously, at this point, who DOESN'T have an alliance?!" asked Solosis.
Solosis thought about it for a moment before a hand touched his back. He recoiled, surprised to see Haunter smiling at him.
"Hey, you liked my music, didn't you?" asked Haunter, smiling.
"Wha-wha...I..." rambled Solosis, shocked and scared at the same time.
"Keep your eyes on me...we say, AAAAAYYYY! Shut up and dance with me!" shouted Haunter, putting on his headphones and ignoring Solosis.
"He's always doing this," grumbled Voltorb, glaring at Haunter, "anyways, what are you doing here?"
"I...uh...I just h-heard the music! Yeah...that's all.." stuttered Solosis. Voltorb arched a brow, before sighing.
"I told him it was too loud," snarled Voltorb, "sorry if we disturbed your sleep."
"Uh...n-no problem at all." mumbled Solosis, trying to put on a smile. Voltorb stared at him confused for a while before rolling off and yelling at Haunter. Voltorb pushed Haunter back into the cabin. When they were out of earshot, Solosis let out a huge sigh.
"Phew...that was a close one..." murmered Solosis, happily.
"What was?" asked Lickytung, behind him.
"AHHHHH!"
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"Tell me again, why are we all hiding behind a bush again?" asked Servine, annoyed.
"Cause, we need Charmeleon and Bayleef to make up!" exclaimed Torchic.
"um...why?" asked Piplup, suspicious.
"Look, I may or may not have overheard one of their conversations," said Torchic, blushing, "and Charmeleon said that he was too young to bang Bayllef, I mean, seriously, tha-" Piplup coughed and Torchic stopped and looked away.
"Anyways, Charmeleon's in the friend zone now, which is horrible," said Torchic, "so I did a little something something to bring them back together again...I mean, seriously though, why would he reject Bayleef, she's so-" This time, Piplup deliberately covered Torchic's mouth.
"So how'd you do it?" asked Honedge, interested.
"Well, let's say I wrote two notes saying they wanted to make up, said it was written by the other, blah blah blah, and now, they meet and make up!" exclaimed Torchic, happily.
"Isn't that a bit mean?" asked Ditto, nervously.
"Nah, by the end of it, Chamreleon will-" started Torchic, before Frogadier covered his mouth.
"Shh...they're arriving." whispered Frogaider. Torchic nodded and they all looked intently.
"Um...so...uh, you came..." mumbled Charmeleon.
"Yeah...I guess..." said Bayleef nervously. The two looked at each other in silence, before Charmeleon spoke up.
"So, you wanted to make up, right?" asked Charmeleon.
"What, no...you wanted to make up." said Bayleef, confused.
"What, I never-...DAMN IT TORCHIC!" screamed Charmeleon. He breathed a ball of ire at the nearest bush and it caught on fire. After a few seconds, Torchic came out, shouting.
"AHHH! HOW THE HELL DOES IT HURT SO MUCH!I'M A FUCKING FIRE TYPE!" screamed Torchic, trying to put out the flame on his tail.
"HOW THE HELL DO YOU THINK I FEEL!? I'M A FUCKING GRASS TYPE!" yelled Servine, writhing in pain. The other four just silently moved away.
"Oh brother." groaned Bayleef, as she kicked Torchic and Servine aside.
"Come on, Charmeleon. If you don't have anything to say, then I'll be going." said Bayleef, hurt.
"Wa-wait, no no no! I...uh...I was actually thinking about what I said yesterday..." mumbled Charmeleon, nervously.
"Yeah?" said Bayleef, smirking.
"And I was thinking. How could I reject such a nice and...pretty girl like you?" said Charmeleon, smiling.
"Oh, Charmeleon..." said Bayleef, blushing.
"THAT'S IT! GO IN FOR THE KILLER!" screamed Torchic. Charmeleon and Bayleef both hit him into the sky.
"So can you please be my girlfriend?" asked Charmeleon. Bayleef waited a moment before smiling.
"I thought I already was." Bayleef leaned in and kissed Charmeleon.
"Blah blah, happy ending. Let's move on." said Servine, bored. Charmeleon and Bayleef looked at each other, and smirked.
*Charmeleon faints*
000
"So, w-what's this about a virus?" asked Golbat, nervously.
"We planted a virus into Porygon2's brain, hoping it would make him malfunction, and we could use him as one of our one." explained Murkrow.
"But it did better than expected." said Ekans, smirking.
"Yes, turns out his firewall was too hard to breach for the virus, but it did mess up his personality and mood swings." said Murkrow.
"Ssso not only isss he messssed up, he's messsing up the ressst of hiss alliance." hissed Ekans, snickering.
"Wait, so you t-tried shutting him down?" asked Golbat, shocked.
"Well, that was our backup plan." mused Murkrow.
"Yeah, definitely in the wrong hood here..." mumbled Golbat, looking around frantically.
They talked for a bit, before leaving. What they didn't know was that a certain robot was hearing them behind a tree.
"REVENGE. SHALL. BE. MINE!" screamed Porygon2, eyes blood red and smoking with rage. He twitched a bit and shut down, before refreshing.
"Wait...what just happened? Why am I here?"
000
Later, in the night...
"HELLLLLOOOOO CAMPERS! GET READY FOR YOUR NEXT CHALLENGE!" All the campers were shocked and some even fell out of their beds.
"What the hell?! It's the middle of the fucking night!" complained Joltik.
"THAT'S THE POINT! THIS CHALLENGE WORKS BETTER IN THE NIGHT!"
"I don't, klink, like the sound of this..." mumbled Klink, nervously.
As the campers made their way to the mess hall, they saw Xerneas and Yveltal smiling deviously as they came.
"Something seems wrong here..." said Lickytung, thinking.
"Well, for starters, it IS the middle of the fucking night." grumbled Servine.
"Come on guys, it's not that bad," said Golbat, before everyone glared at him, "alright, so maybe I am nocturnal..."
"Hey, I heard eating clocks is very TIME CONSUMING!" exclaimed Nincada, eyes closed, and on the ground.
"Um..is he sleep-punning?" asked Porygon2.
"God help us all..." groaned Servine.
"Welcome, campers! Today's challenge is going to be a TPI classic. The Fear Challenge!" exclaimed Yveltal.
"Gee, never heard of that one before." said Venipede, rolling his eyes
"So...why do we have to do it at night?" asked Voltorb, angrily.
"Duh!" said Yveltal, knocking his head, "It's ALWAYS scarier at night!"
"Speaking of, where's Magnemite? Shouldn't he be shitting his pants by now?" asked Budew, smirking.
"Found him under the bed." said Deino, throwing Magnemite's body towards them.
"D-d-did so-someone s-say SCARY!?" asked Magnemite, horrified.
"Yup." said Xerneas, smirking.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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After they 'calmed down' Magnemite, Xerneas began explaining the rules.
"In a bit, I'll put a helmet on you that'll transport you to the dream...or should I say, nightmare world," said Xerneas, smirking, "We'll also transport in a button for each of you. You guys will be put through a series of nightmares/your worst fears, all of which are your fellow camper's nightmares. If you can't handle it, push your button, and you'll be teleported back here. Last person left wins it for their team. Any questions?"
Everyone who had hands raised them
"Good. Let's get started."
"As long as they don't get my fear, I should be fine." said Vanillite, shaking.
"This doesn't seem to be that bad of a challenge," said Budew, "unless one of us has a really messed up nightmare...shit, why'd I say that?"
"Hey, you know, when I dropped my window into the incinerator, it was a pane in the ash to retrieve!" exclaimed Nincada, snoring yet laughing at the same time.
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Everyone put their helmets on and immediately fell asleep. They woke up in a strange dimensional box, where Xerneas' face was in front of them.
"Alright, seems like everyone's here, so let's get started," said Xerneas, smirking, "First person's nightmare/fear...Haunter! Have fun!"
Xerneas' face disappeared and everyone glanced nervously at Haunter, who was shaking. Suddenly, a blinding light surrounded them and they were in an office building.
"Wha-where are we?" asked Charmeleon.
"Alright everyone. Get back to work on page 56A of the #1024 handout." drawled a voice behind them. The voice belonged to a Patrat, who was drinking some coffee. All around them were cubicles with many workers sighing or working silently.
"AHHHHH! I CAN'T TAKE IT!" exclaimed Haunter, pressing his button. There was a flash before he disappeared.
"What is this? Is this his fear? Lame..." said Charmeleon, smirking. After about an hour, some of the campers got worried.
"Um...are we stuck in here or what?" asked Voltorb.
"Ugh...I, like, can't stand the boredom anymore, man.." groaned Luvdisk, as he pressed his button.
"So...hungry..." mumbled Vanillite weakly, before also pressing his button. After a few moments, everyone was teleported back to the dimensional box.
"Wow, seriously, only three of you pressed your buttons?" asked Xerneas, disgusted, Come on, Haunter, that nightmare was weak! Anyways, next is Torchic. See ya."
Everyone looked at Torchic, before they all got teleported. When the flash faded, everyone saw that they were stuck in an airtight tank of water. Everyone gasped before water rushed into their mouths. Torchic, Klink, Lickytung, Mareep, Piplup, and Aurorus immediately pressed their buttons.
"MPHH! MMMPPH!" screamed Charmeleon, covering his mouth. After a while, he pressed his button and was teleported. Joltik also panicked and pressed her button. After a few seconds, a bright flash appeared, and the rest of the campers were teleported back into the box.
"Alright, alright, better..." said Xerneas, smiling deviously, "Next one up...Porygon2!"
Everyone was teleported into an old dusty factory.
"Ohnononononnononononono..." mumbled Porygon2 as he pressed his button.
"Come on, nothing even happened ye-" started Ekans, before he was grabbed by two metallic hands. The rest looked up, surprised, before being carried by the metal hands as well. Soon, metal tubes were attached to the campers and they lodged into their skin.
"OUCH!" cried Bayleef, as she pressed her button.
"Sssheessh, can't take a little pain?" asked Ekans, sweating nervously. Soon, the tubes began to go opposite ways, stretching and pulling the campers apart
"God...this...hurts!" exclaimed Servine, before pushing his button. Ditto and Solosis also pushed their buttons.
"Porygon2 is fucking messed up." said Deino, writing in pain. Soon, he too pressed his button.
"Oh boy, I love the pain!" exclaimed Phantump, laughing crazily.
"Um...g-guys, you're PULLING my leg, here, right? This is just a simple STRETCH of the imagination, heh heh, right?" asked Nincada, laughing nervously. After a bit, Nincada couldn't take the pain anymore and also pressed his button. The others were teleported back to the box, gasping or lying down on the floor, groaning.
"What the hell happened to you guys?" asked Xerneas, looking away, "Um...anyways, next one is Pansage."
Pansage just looked down and sighed. He hit his button and was teleported away with what looked like a tear in his eye. Piplup tried patting him on the back to comfort him, but they were soon teleported away into his nightmare. When the flash faded, they saw that they were each in a different tiny cell, with a small window at the side.
"Um...g-guys, what's happening?" asked Piplup nervously.
"Oh...it's you again." said a voice behind her. Piplup turned around and saw an Empoleon and Prinplup through the window.
"D-dad?" asked Piplup, tears in her eyes.
"Look away, honey. The monster might bite." said Prinplup.
"Wait...Mom? What are you talking about?" asked Piplup, nervously.
"We didn't want you anymore," replied Piplup's father, anger in his voice, "so we gave you away to the scientists to study."
"Everyone was scared of you, so we did the best we could." said her mother, smiling.
"YOU'RE A FREAK TO NATURE!" yelled her father.
"W-what? No! Y-you guys are still back at the house and I'm at the island!" exclaimed Piplup, practically bawling now.
"Nononononono, this...this is all just a big nightmare." whispered Piplup.
"This isn't a nightmare, you are." said her father, his eyes red. Piplup's mother's eyes also turned red, and a bright light engulfed all three of them. Piplup was now back in the dimensional box with the others. Only Piplup, Venipede, Ekans, Murkrow, and Budew were left.
"W-where did everyone else go?" asked Piplup, wiping her eyes.
"Probably out the dimensional door." said Venipede, smirking.
"Jeez, what happened to you?" asked Budew, disgusted.
"N-nothing," said Piplup, adamantly, "Just got a visit from my parents."
"Hey, they came for me too. Couldn't kill them though, window was too small." said Ekans, smiling deviously.
"Hey, you're lucky! The second my parents saw me, they just ran away!" mused Venipede, laughing.
"H-how can you guys be laughing?" asked Piplup, angrily, "My parents were calling me a freak!"
"Well, they were right..." whispered Venipede, smirking. The others snickered. Piplup tried attacking him but Budew held her back.
"Look, my parents were annoying me too," said Budew, "but I'm used to being called useless."
"Wait...you guys are okay with your parents hating you?" asked Piplup, horrified. The others looked at each other before nodding.
"I realized my parents were complete idiots, and left the second I could." said Murkrow.
"My parents kicked me out the day I accidently killed my teacher." said Budew.
"I tried killing my parents when I was young with a kitchen knife, but they found out and sent me to jail, where I escaped." said Ekans, smirking. Piplup just stared at them, shocked.
"If you were so scared of your parents scolding you," drawled Venipede, "why didn't you press your button?"
All eyes turned to Piplup who just stared back.
"B-because...I still miss them..." said Piplup, defensively.
"No, you were trying to think of revenge," said Ekans, matter-of-factly, "I think we've all been there. You hate your parents so much, you just want to kill them."
"N-no, that's not..." murmered Piplup.
"Just admit it. You wanted to get revenge," said Ekans, angrily, "You know, you're not that different form the rest of us."
Piplup just held back her tears and crawled to the corner of the box. The others just either scoffed or rolled their eyes.
"Hello, rema-um..Piplup, what happened to you?" asked Yveltal, suspiciously, "Um...anyways, turns out, Girantina's pissed at us for using his dimensional device, so he's out to kill us. Fortunately, me and Xerneas teleported him into the dimensional world. He should be coming your way any second now, so yeah! Last one left wins!"
His face disappeared and the campers stared in shock and silence.
"No."
"Fucking."
"WAY!" screamed everyone except Piplup. Suddenly, a low rumble was heard behind them. Out of the corner of the dimensional box appeared Girantina, who was roaring with rage.
"I told everyone. DON'T USE MY STUFF. But NOOOOOOOO. They had to-" started Girantina before Venipede interrupted him.
"Look, the ones who you want to kill are Xerneas and Yveltal. Why don't you let us le-"
Girantina blasted him with a rorar of time, and his body teleported away. The others stared in silence.
"So, who's next?" asked Girantina, angrily.
"Not me." said Murkrow, pushing his button. However, when he pressed his button, he didn't teleport away. Girantina saw his puny attempt and crushed him with his foot.
"Welp, I'm out!" said Budew, nonchalantly. He covered himself with a cloth and when the cloth was removed, he had disappeared. It was now down to Ekans and Piplup.
"DIE!" screamed Girantina, blasting a beam at Ekans. However, the snake dodged and bit his fangs into Girantina. The legendary rorared in pain, as he tossed Ekans off and fired a Roar of Time at him. This time, he didn't dodge.
"Um..h-hello?" said Piplup, although it was more like a question. Girantina turned to her and stared her in the face.
"Wait...t-this is just a nightmare, right?" asked Piplup, "So I can technically..."
She closed her eyes and opened them. In front of her was no longer Girantina, but a Lillipup.
"Wh-what did you do to me?!" exclaimed Girantina, looking at his body.
"Wiat...if I can do that..." started Piplup. She concentrated again and in front of her was a door. She opened it and the other side turned out to be the island, with everyone there.
"HOLY SHIT! PIPLUP! YOU'RE NOT DE- I MEAN...uh...CONGRATULATIONS! YOU WIN!" screamed Yveltal.
"I guess...that means the Delibirds lose?" asked Xerneas. The Rotoms just sat in silence before cheering at Piplup.
"Wait...how come you guys are here?" asked Piplup.
"What? You thought we actually died?" asked Solosis, smirking, "We just woke up and took off the metal caps. We weren't actually dead or anything."
"No, but now you are." replied a voice form behind them.
000
After Girantina had successfully beaten the crap out of everyone, he left through a giant portal. After a while, everyone regained consciousness but some were still dizzy.
"Delibirds...meet...elimination...but tomorrow..." mumbled Xerneas, before passing out.
"Agreed." said the Delibirds before they passed out as well.
"Jeez...*cough cough* Piplup, what the hell did you do to piss off Girantina?" asked Yveltal angrily.
"um...nothing." said Piplup blushing. He looked over towards Budew and Murkrow. They both seemed to be recovering form their wounds. They both saw Piplup and just shrugged.
"Phew...I don't think they care about what happened during the challenge," said Piplup, breathing a sigh of relief, "I...I think I'm good..."
*faints*
000
"Welcome, everyone, to the elimination ceremony! As you know-" started Xerneas.
"Yess, yesss, get on with it! We waited an ENTIRE day for thisss." said Ekans, annoyed.
"Fine, everyone but Luvdisk can go grab a cookie.
"Wait, what?!" asked Luvdisk, shocked, "Why did you guys, like, vote me off?!"
"You do nothing during challenges, you're lazy as shit, and everything you do involves sleep or food." said Servine, angrily.
"Plusss, you have a pretty ssstale personality, ssso the author eliminated you caussse you got bor-" started Ekans.
"Ahem!" exclaimed Xerneas. Ekans glared at him before stopping.
"Blah blah blah, no one cares about you. Goodbye!" screamed Xerneas, as he launched Luvdisk into the sky.
000
I know, pretty bad ending, right? School's been pretty hard on me already, so I haven't been able to generate as good ideas. Anyways, I just wanted to focus on Piplup. I mean, pretty harsh backstory, amiright? I'll try to upload weekly but no promises. Hope you enjoyed reading! :D
Anyways, what will happen next time, when the campers have to face evil challenges and even more evil enemies? How will some camper's passes affect their futures? What will happen to the alliances? The relationships seem to be going better, but for how long? And most importantly of all...WHO will be eliminated next? Find out next time, on TOTAL! POKEMON! ISLAND!
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