Heads up on SOPA and PIPA!
Alright, this is definitely bad news:
For those of you unaware of the internet giants protesting those two US bills against internet piracy, go to wikipedia and read up on the summarized version of why those two bills are VERY BAD NEWS.
If you don't want to do that, TotalBiscuit on YouTube has an extremely good video on why these two laws could destroy the internet.
It may seem like a 'meh', kind of thing, but if those laws go through, it could very well be THE END OF !
As a young writer, I find this site is a haven where I can use pre-existing ideas to develop my own writing-style, and help others do the same, and enjoy some incredibly good 'what-ifs' or 'wouldn't it be cool...' kinds of stories.
Now, I'm a dyed-in-the-wool Australian, but PIPA and SOPA would potentially mean goodbye to a lot of the internet the world over, severely restricting creativity, freedom of expression, and in the words of the founders of Google, Twitter, Wikipedia, Yahoo! and other internet power-houses: "..."Give the US government censorship powers similar to those of China, Iran and Malaysia."(-Quoted from MSN Australia's article on the Blackout Protest.)
Now, what can the rest of you reading this do?
If you've got a Fanfiction profile, put up a message like this in protest, express YOUR opinion on why these laws are bad for us Fanfiction ghost-writers, bad for the internet at large and bad for the world.
If you don't have a Fanfiction profile, but are involved in another site, spread the word there; nobody really wants the internet censored, so let's all do our bit and stop these laws from strangling our creativity!
Chapter 11:
Ignoring the dwarf as he disappeared over the next hill, the group stared at the crap covered Jormunder.
He said:
"Ya know, I thought you cared but this just proves how fucking invisible I am."
Angela said a spell of cleaning and as soon as he was clean, he immediately disappeared Saphira came up behind him and lunged.
"Mmm, thank you Angela, I've been stalking him for a few minutes."
As soon as the lump sliding down her throat disappeared into her chest she said:
"Well, if no-one has any complaints I guess its my turn."
They looked around for Thorn and saw him coming up behind her.
They immediately agreed after they saw how many bruises covered his right leg alone.
After they sat down, Saphira said:
"Okay Galbatorix, Truth Or Dare?"
"Dare."
"Okay, I Dare you to sing a song about me or my kind...and it has to be a good one that makes us sound awesome!"
He considered for a moment before climbing onto the table, squaring his shoulders and singing:
"Full the moon and midnight sky
Through the dark they ride
Warriors of forever will sacrifice the right
One for all and all for one
The future time has come
Faces filled with torment
Your heart beats like a drum
Never will you look back again
You'll fight on 'til the end
Together we will live on
Forever more...
In this land we have defended from all things dark and cruel
Now we are defenseless in a land where dragons rule
In this land we have defended from all things dark and cruel
Now we are defenseless in a land where dragons rule
Flash of steel in the mid-day sun
The battle has begun
Blood spills all around us but still we carry on
No mercy we will show to them
The white flag shall be raised
We'll fight for our freedom
Ride towards this evil place
We all stand until the end allegiance to this game
In this land we've defended from all things dark and cruel
Now we're defenseless in a land where dragons rule
In this land we've defended from all things dark and cruel
Now we're defenseless in a land where dragons rule
Sun set in the western sky
The battle's almost done
The victory will be glorious
Our enemies are gone
We all stand until the end allegiance to this game
In this land we've defended from all things dark and cruel
Now we're defenseless in a land where dragons rule
In this land we've defended from all things dark and cruel
Now we're defenseless in a land where dragons rule
[Solo]
In this land we've defended from all things dark and cruel
Now we're defenseless in a land where dragons rule [3x]
He bowed and stepped down off the table to the applause of he group.
He had managed to bring in some music in the form of his ear hairs.
Then he said:
"Okay, Truth Or Dare Angela?"
"Truth."
"If you could go out and get any job you want, what would it be?"
"I would be an apothecary 'cause they're awesome."
He nodded and Angela continued:
"Truth Or Dare Arya?"
"Truth."
"Do you swallow or spit?"
Arya blushed madly at that and replied:
"Uh...um...ask Eragon."
He smiled and said:
"She swallows because there's no room to spit."
Murtagh coughed.
Eragon glared at his half-brother while Arya said:
"Nasuada, Truth Or Dare?"
"Dare."
"I Dare you sit on Murtagh's face."
Nasuada wasn't the only one staring at the elf. Eragon was looking at her with something akin to wonder.
She said:
"What?"
"I always thought you were a stone, cold bitch."
"Charming, thing is...
-She walked over and straddled his lap-
...you don't know me that well do you?"
They embraced while Nasuada fulfilled her dare, much to Murtagh's happiness.
All the while the other inhabitants watched and watched and watched...
AHHH!
Once again the author had to be disposed of again until such time as he could keep his eyes focused on this and not on the image of...
HEY, keep it to yourself you -ARGH!-
Thank you Saphira...well, until he does this it'll be me, Eragon writing this story.
Eragon pulled her closer, rubbing small circles on her back, slowly going down.
She whispered in his ear:
"Better be careful or you'll really be working."
He grinned at her before practically sucking her face of.
He started unhooking her bra before slowly kissing down her neck and...
AHH -nom nom nom-
Hello, Arya here, I would like to point out that both the author and the recently snacked upon Eragon are both wrong...I'm a lesbian -kisses Nasuada-
Everyone starts cheering and Murtagh jumps in and 'participates'
Then, out of no-where the Author jumps out and, grabbing a keyboard, starts typing furiously.
Knowing what he had in mind they jumped at him only to disappear in a puff of white smoke.
But, when the smoke cleared, there was a purple dragon baby standing there, a trademark Saphira grin on her face and a very Thorn look in her eye.
-CHOMP-
Author:
ARGH!
Purple Dragon Baby:
NOM NOM NOM!
A/N: As you can tell, I hit a small bit of writer's block.
Review Acknowledgements:
'IronMikeTyson': Yes, agreed, LOL, and no, elves mate for life and when they do they get married, and when they get married its to have wee little babies with pointy ears and pointy -cough-
'douneedtoknow': Good Job and I agree!
'douneedtoknow': O...M...G...IT A STAWKER...-NOM-
'Oscuro Dream': ANother vote, also, prepare to be disappointed because I am not funny, I am a mean bastard.
'loring638': ANOTHER VOTE!
'guy who cannot login': DRAGON EATER! I did and no, all those votes don't count (UNLESS I GET A BUNCH OF PEOPLE SAYING THEY DO UPON WHICH I WILL MAKE IT MY DUTY TO WRITE A REALLY LONG LEMON STORY FULL OF "DETAIL" )
Also, now that I have you're attention, tell me where you want this story to go. Who would you like to see humiliated and how?
Till then...
No One-Liner's!