Ok wonderful people of the vast internet. We have terrible news. We have not died, but it is almost as bad. Kat is off to guide camp this afternoon (armed with the ducky cup), and will have no internet access (which will probably mean she will be dead by the end of the week), which means no more updates until Friday. The good news is, you have four, FOUR chapters now to tide you over! Tell us this is good news! (Preferably in a review).
So yes. Chapter 11, by Molly.
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*No-one says anything*
Molly: Actually it could have been me, only I forgot with all the nerve-pinching.
*Kirk attempts to nerve-pinch Molly*
Kirk: What? No! I can't nerve-pinch people when I am Kirk!
Spock: Yay! Spock can't stop me hugging him anymore! *hugs Kirk*
Kirk: Get off me! *Spock keeps hugging Kirk* I hate being Kirk...
*Spock stops hugging Kirk*
Spock: Wait, if Spock cant nerve-pinch people when he's me, does that mean I can nerve-pinch people? *pinches Molly*
Molly: Ouch!
Kirk: It only works if you know where and how to pinch.
Spock: Hmm... *starts pinching Molly randomly*
Molly: Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Stop it! Ouch. *punches Spock in face. Spock starts bleeding.*
Spock: Ouch. *pinches Molly again*
Molly: Stop it! *punches Spock again. Spock passes out.*
Scotty: Stop hitting each other. Now we have (ah!) to carry Kirk/Spock around.
Kat: But were stuck in the rubber duck cupboard!
Chekov: Doesn't this thing hawe a door? (I hate this accent.)
Kirk: The tribbles locked it.
Kirk duck: Illogical!
*Spock duck comes out of corner and starts doing the can-can.*
*Kirk picks up Kirk duck.*
Kirk: Fascinating. It appears that the ducks have changed personalities as well.
Kirk duck: Your logic is flawless.
Kirk & Kirk duck: I think I like you.
Everyone: *gasp* Spock has emotions now! Illogical!
*Kirk and Kirk duck glare*
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To the next chapter…