Inuyasha Remix
Chapter 10 – Interview with the Characters!
Welcome to an Inuyasha Remix special chapter! We are going to interview the characters about….Kagome! You guys didn't think I killed her when Nat and I threw her down the well did you? Of course not! I hate her and all, but what is the Inuyasha anime without a retard like Kagome? I know you Kagome fans are so pissed right now. Well, whatever hater.
Sam: Alright everybody! First question. What do you think about the way that Kagome dresses? I mean seriously this is like feudal Japan where you don't have to be eighteen to get married. Anything could happen! There might even be more pedophiles…..you never know. ANYWAY let's hear first from Sango.
Sango: Well, I don't really care I mean what's wrong with what she wears? Her shirt is alright, but honestly her skirt is like kind of too short to wear out in public. And the way she falls down all the time off a cliff around all the enemies who are mostly guys anyway, it's like "wow want to look up my skirt?"
Miroku: (smiling) I particularly like the way that she dresses I mean what is wrong with that? Come on guys you are being to harsh! I wouldn't even mind if she wore something shorter. (Stares at Natalie and Sam)
Natalie: If you so much as look at my boobs I will beat the living shit out of you with a sandwich. Got that lecher?
Sam: Let's go to Shippo, then Inuyasha.
Shippo: What?
Inuyasha: What are you all looking at me for! I don't care about what she wears. It DOES seem like she's trying to make herself available….whatever only Miroku would be interested in that kind of shit anyway. Sam what did I tell you? I hate you bitches I just want the jewel. Miroku can have Kagome.
Miroku: Kagome AND Sango? WOO!
Sango: What? No! Miroku peace off you piece of shit!
Natalie: Alright on to question two. Don't you think Kagome's mom seems a little TOO happy? This is for Inuyasha only because none of you guys know her.
Inuyasha: Oh here we go. Finally someone to roast. I can't wait. Her mom is like the fucking happiest person on this planet. HOW THE HELL DOES SHE DO IT? Whatever that bitch is on PU-LEASE can I have some because she just let's her first child go off into who the hell knows where and she can do whatever she wants. Wouldn't she be at least a little concerned about it? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Anyway I just think she is on some kind of happy pills because that is what she seems like.
Sam: Wow.
Natalie: Really makes you wonder holyman.
Sam: Question three. What do you guys think about Kagome missing all of this school and testing? She must be the luckiest bitch on the freaking planet.
Inuyasha: SHUT UP PEOPLE. I got this one. Alright, I don't know how the hell she does it, but she is always missing school. It is no freaking wonder she is a retard. I mean one little demon comes flying into her face and she stands there and expects me to come. You know one of these days I'm not gonna be there and that demon is gonna bust her ass. Next question.
Natalie: Shouldn't like the police have already come to her house because it's illegal not to go to school….I think I don't know. I mean you are supposed to go. Education is everything. She'll be some hobo living in a box just like that dude who made banjo hero. He still wants his banjo and somehow he knows where my house is. Oh yeah, question four. What are your opinions on Hojo? Present Hojo.
Inuyasha: Well –
Miroku: Shut up Inuyasha. I want to say something! Judging by the Hojo in this time, who happens to be really stupid, the Hojo in the present must be the same. Besides, Kagome should be with me! C'mon can SOMEBODY bear me a child?! The badger was right, I should have got a prostitute. (Sango stares in shock)
Sango: WHAT!? Miroku I thought you wanted me.
Miroku: Yours will be all dried up and useless by the time you give it up. Your breast milk will be freaking powder by then so you know what? Just shut up.
Shippo: I think that the Hojo here is pretty nice I mean he does help us out with a lot of shit.
Inuyasha: Watch your language you little brat! You are waaaaay too young to even begin understanding what the hell we are talking about.
Natalie: If somebody were to invent Banjo hero, would you even play it?
Sango: What kind of a question is THAT?
Natalie: JUST ANSWER IT DAMN IT! Damn I need doughnuts. Brenna you whore.
Sango: I…..I guess so. What the hell is Banjo hero?
Natalie: Banjo Hero 2.
Miroku: Wasn't there a first one?
Natalie: Heh heh heh that's what you think. The hobo busted out of the crack in the wall after robbing doughnuts and shit from Dunkin Doughnuts and McDonalds.
Inuyasha: I'm sorry, can you go back to the part about the hobo busting out of the crack in the wall?
Natalie: Onto the question five.
Shippo: I HATE THE BANJO! IT ROBBED ME OF MY VIRGINITY! (Everyone stares with a blank face)
Natalie: AS I WAS SAYING….question five, why do you need to pretend to water your fake plants? Answer right and we'll give you animal crackers, answer wrong and we kill your whole family.
Miroku: Oh shit….Umm….so the fake plants don't….die? DON'T KILL MY FAMILY PLEASE I WANT A CHILD!!
Sango: I'M PREGNANT!
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Sam: Umm…yea let's just stop right now. Sorry to cut it short but we have to go pretend to water our fake plants or they are going to die. In the next chapter, Naraku returns and you are never going to believe what kind of battle we are going to have.