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Note: Alright let's get started! French is done! Friends are done annoying me to play some more Rainbow Six Siege with them (if you've found me yet Ant1dote and El Super, msg me on the Discord!)! So yeah, here I am ready to write, only have three or so hours!

I mean, I'll likely end up doing four anyways since I'm so nice, but that's just me being cool eh?

Now, before anyone asks: No, last week I did not die and just vanish of the face of the earth. I was simply busy getting ready for some Thanksgiving stuff. By the way, thank you from the bottom of my heart for all the support I've gotten over this while, it means a huge amount to me, and I can only hope I can continue making you all happy!

Now, let's get started?


The Woman Whisperer

Chapter XI


Yawning, Jaune woke up barely making a sound as he sat upwards, the exact same way he has every other morning for the past couple months. Swinging his legs out of bed thankfully not wrapping them up in his blanket this time, Jaune padded silently over to the dresser grabbing his clothing out.

Getting into the bathroom, Jaune set up the shower on the appropriate temperature before stripping and setting out his various things like combs, deodorant and gel. The gel and combs were never used, and if they ever were they were more than useless, but just having them made him feel a bit more prepared.

Stepping into the shower, he lathered up his loofa before scrubbing himself down as though he was covered in some sort of dangerous chemical which would only be cleansed by the power of a Pigeon brand loofa. Oh well, it's still better than Hatchet brand loofahs.

Letting his mind wander as he got all soapy and ready to face the day, Jaune briefly wondered about a couple of things. For one, he began to attempt matching the shampoos to the person before continuing onwards and wondering about what Yang could possibly be wanting to ask him about.

For a brief moment he dared to believe that she might be wanting to ask him out, but decided that it was unlikely given the circumstances, as well as the fact that he just beat her in a fight.

Rather flashily if he might add.

'No, that can't be it. Well, unless of course she's a masochist, but I doubt that Yang is one of those. If anything, Blake probably strikes me as the most masochistic person i've ever met… Damn, is it weird that I think of girls in the shower?'

Once more, the train of thought of Jaune Arc was completely derailed by the female form.

'Pfft! Nah there's no way that's weird! My dad always sa- Wait. I don't think he ever actually said anything about this. Or at least, would've said anything about this… Now that I think about it, I do believe he has said before "Son, keep what you do late at night late at night, in the shower, and in a bathroom. And I swear to god if I find your socks crusty when I'm doing the laundry I'll honest to god punish you for once!" Ah… Good times.'

Shaking his head before squeezing out some shampoo, he took a single moment to take in the nice limey scent before scrubbing it in and letting it foam for a second. Maybe Yang could want to ask him how he did the dancing thing in the cafeteria?

She had mentioned it, so it could indeed be possible, but she'd also mentioned she had something else to ask after all… But if she does want to know how he did the dancing thing, what would he say? He can't just say: "Oh yeah, one of the perks I got from my maxed level dancing just allows me to create a flashmob nearly all the time with almost no true possible creation of failure. What was that? Oh yes, it does affect everyone thanks for asking!" can he?

Well, in theory he could say that it was his semblance, but that… That would be bad. Why? Well, it breaks the illusion. Jaune has (somehow) managed to create an image, a persona of himself which stretches far and wide along the class making everyone fear him and his powers in battle.

Most of them of course chalked this up to his overpowered semblance, whatever that may be, and most of them were guessing somewhere in the realms of energy manipulation, or elemental usage based off of previous classes. Of course, they would never be truly close in guessing unless they had something similar to his Gamer-esque semblance, but still it would always help for them to simply think he was skilled where he wasn't.

Some of the smarter students were guessing it had something to do with greatly, greatly increased aura manipulation and that's it, and he could simply do everything else by converting aura itself to energy, something which was while in theory unlikely, not completely out of the realm of possibility.

After all, aura is simply the manifestation of the soul. A thing like this in itself should theoretically be impossible, so how could it exist? That, is something the scientists of Remnant have dumped much time as well as resources into finding out.

Stepping out of the shower, Jaune took a towel and wrapped it around his waist before checking himself out in the mirror.

'Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn I've really filled out! God, this must be the equivalent of like, Lee Bruce or something! Man, if Ren knew I looked like this, he'd ask for an auto- Okay maybe that's a bit far… Huh. I wonder if Ren has a build similar to this. Thinking about it, I haven't really looked at him naked before… Wait, why am I thinking about this now of all times?'

But it was true. Jaune had filled out. Rather nicely actually. Gone was the lanky and noodle armed boy who arrived, replaced by a taut and strong while at the same time slim Jaune. Winking at himself in the mirror, Jaune nearly had a heart attack a mere moment later.

Great. We get it, you're hot. Just stop being a vain prick okay?

Downloading DLC packages…

DLC packages? Oh no… If he's getting DLCs that means he has to pay for them! Right?! God, he would rather buy the seasons pass than buy them one at a time! But if they're already downloading, will it be something like he has the files but isn't able to access them? Could he find a way to hack into them and unlock the content without managing to get ban hammered?

Don't be ridiculous, we see all, we know all.

At least, to a certain extent anyways. Still, there is not much we do not know.

The DLCs are free, however, you are expected to choose one and only one.

One and only one eh? Oh man… This was turning into his twelfth birthday all over again. Man, why couldn't he just had enough for both that fateful day? Maybe then they'd still be allowed hamsters as pets back home…

You will make the choice later.

For now, sit back, relax, and enjoy finishing the tutorial.

The tutorial? What the hell did they mean by that!? If this was just the tutorial, what's the endgame like!? Jaune barely had time to think of these thoughts before looking down at the UI provided to him by the game and realizing Yang would probably be up and waiting for him.

Shrugging into his uniform, he almost began panicking.

His dad always said to never leave a girl waiting after all!


~o0o~ The Woman Whisperer ~o0o~


Yang slumped backwards in a very unladylike fashion before reeling back forwards and resting her head on her arms. Blowing some hair out of her face and watching it gently float about before resting back in that one annoying spot, Yang sighed.

Men.

Give them one instruction and they just can't find it in themselves to follow it do they? All she had was one request! Just one! Even then, it's not even very hard at all! All he had to do was wake up slightly, just a teensy bit early, get dressed, or hell not get dressed if he wants, and just show up to talk!

God Yang it Jaune! One job!

Chuckling at her own pun, Yang thought that it was sad that she just did that for a moment before shrugging and sitting back upwards releasing the pressure on her arms. Twiddling her thumbs for a few moments, she looked around the cafeteria eventually resting her eyes on the counter which food was usually served over.

Feeling her stomach rumble, Yang groaned. Why! Why must fate be so cruel so as to not even open the cafeteria early enough in the morning for her to grab breakfast! What's the point of waking up, showering, getting excited at finally getting answers, and hoping to grab some breakfast if there's no breakfast to even be served!

Sighing again, Yang slumped her head back onto her arms before feeling a tapping on her shoulder. Looking up, she prepared to dash the hopes of whoever it was hoping to ask her out this early in the morning, only to come into eye contact with the every subject of her annoyance.

Raising an eyebrow in his direction while stretching out and hearing her back pop, she voiced her very annoyance. She'd go easy on him this once, but there was still an uphill climb to get back on her good side that's for sure! "Kept a gal like me waiting did you ladykiller?"

Jaune immediately dropped to his knees, slacks coming into contact with the cafeteria. "God! Please forgive me Yang! I swear it won't happen again! Just p-please! Don't put it on my permanent record!"

She smirked victoriously. Jaune had learned how to combat her humor just a bit too well too fast. Not that that was a bad thing of course, it never hurts to have another humor buddy. "Well… I mean, you did keep me waiting for a good few minutes now!"

Letting her hand go up to her chin and rub it gently, Yang raised an eyebrow. "I don't know Jaune… Maybe this should go on your permanent record! A lesson to never keep me waiting again!"

"Anything but that!"

She stuck her tongue out at him before retracting it and smiling. Crossing her arms and pushing her chest up simultaneously, Yang raised an nicely groomed eyebrow at him while some more hair fell in her face. "Try and convince me not to ladykiller. Make your reasons good enough, I might just consider not letting it go on your record!"

Jaune hopped up from the ground a smile on his goofy blonde face. Okay well, maybe goofy was a bit too much… He was kind of handsome in an oddly scraggly way. "I promise you won't be disappointed!"

Sliding across the table like one would slide over a car in a video game, Jaune plopped into the bench across the table from her. Straightening out his tie before continuing, Jaune gestured towards the table.

"Behold my might! I, the might Jaune of Arc will now take this thin air, and turn it into any food you'd like!" Jaune said making some more gestures around the empty air and she raised an eyebrow. Really? Ha, odds of that are low. "Now I need a volunteer from the audience!"

Stepping up onto the table and putting his hand over his eyes as though scouting from a boat, Yang watched on giving a laugh before he exaggeratedly noticed no one else was there and looked down at her grinning.

"Would the beautiful lady in row number one please join me on stage for this magical journey of witchcraft?" He said before crouching on the table and reaching out a hand. Smiling at him, she reached up grabbing his hand before attempting to pull him off. Stumbling forwards, she thought he would fall for a second before he pulled her up beside him on the table.

"Now! Name something, anything! Of course, keep it limited to breakfast foods since well, anything else won't make much sense." Jaune said grinning and scratching the back of his head sheepishly.

"Aww, I was really looking forwards to a steak!" Yang said before pouting. Sighing, she just waved her hand dismissively. "Uhh, eggs, hashbrowns, bacon, sausage, and a couple slices of toast."

He nodded. "Alright how do you like your eggs and toast? Any particular type of bacon?" Jaune fake gagged. "Dare I say it, turkey?"

She laughed and punched him in the arm. "Stop stalling and make this food appear Mr. Wizard."

Nodding, his face morphed into a smile before he put his hands on her shoulders. Only now was it that she realized quite how small the table was, and quite how close together they were standing.

Gently pushing her shoulder one way and pulling the other one towards himself, Jaune gently moved her to face the other way before leaning forwards and whispering into her ear, past the large golden mane she prided herself so much on.

"Count to three, then turn around…" Jaune said before she heard some shuffling, a couple whispered words, and she finished counting to three. Turning back around not expecting something much, since he wasn't carrying anything when he'd arrived, Yang certainly wasn't expecting the full sized, multiple plate breakfast which awaited her

There was toast, there was eggs, there was hashbrowns, there was everything she could've imagine! The bacon looked suitable crispy, the sausage looked greasy enough! It looked real! It looked like a meal! It looked terrific!

Closing her mouth so as to not drool, she hopped off the table and took a seat before gaping at him. "H-how did you manage this? It looks so good! It's hot too, like freshly made hot! You are a wizard!"

"A wizard? Nah. Skilled? I suppose I am just a bit." Turning around again, Yang tried bending so as to get a sight of how he did it before he turned back around with a single plate of food. SItting down next to her, he turned so that he was half on and half off the table. "Anyways, what did you want to talk about this morning? Sorry I was late, was making us breakfast…"

Yang cleared her throat, wishing he'd also gotten her some sort of pumpkin spice latte. "Well, I've got a couple questions and topics actually!"

Leaning back while digging into his own breakfast, Jaune let the question sit for a few seconds before turning back to her. "Yeah sure, ask away."

Pointing in his direction with her left hand while her right continued slicing up the whites of her eggs with a fork, she finished swallowing before continuing. "The whole dance number you somehow got everyone to do yesterday! How!? How'd you manage to make us all dance?!" Yang asked eager for answers.

If you're wondering why she was so eager, consider this. He'd somehow made Blake, Ruby, and Weiss dance. Enough is said about that topic.

Jaune shrugged making her frown. Well this was going to be disappointing. "I don't know really. Everyone just kinda… Started dancing I suppose. I mean, really it's weird, but I don't know why."

Yang sighed before shrugging and looking at him. "Do you have any napkins?"

Jaune turned around again before turning back with a full stack of napkins in his hand. Looking at her, he just pointed at them while she gaped. "Oh these? Don't worry about it. I would've made it come out from behind your ear, but that would've been a bit weird eh?"

She nodded. It was understandable. "Thanks."

Grabbing one from his hand, she looked down at her uniform. Damn. She ate that fast, like really fast. Fast to the point that she wanted more if only to continue eating whatever that glorious concoction of food was…

No… That's not quite correct. She didn't want to eat more… She felt the need to eat more. What has he done?! Turn her into some sort of glutton using this mouth-watering, delicious, amazing and absolutely perfect breakfast he made just for he-

'Oh my god he made this just for me. He, Jaune Arc, just made me a breakfast for no real reason. Uhh, that's weird. Isn't it? Why does it feel nice knowing her did that though? It's not like he had something better to do right? R-right! He could've just made it b-because he didn't have anything else to do in the morning! R-right? Oh who am I kidding! It's seven in the morning! He could've been sleeping or something! Oh man, and now I've made him make breakfast for me and everything! What's going on and why does it feel so nice knowing that he just made me breakfast!?'

Why did Yang's heart feel like it was going to beat out of her chest for a brief moment? Why... Why did she feel so oddly fine with it?


~o0o~ The Woman Whisperer ~o0o~


You've gained +3 closeness with Yang!

You've gained +1 WIT!

Sitting back while finishing his breakfast, he took a second to look at Yang as she oddly sat there squirming. It's odd, her face was oddly pink, she seemed to be breathing through her nose in an almost annoyed fashion, like those people who didn't want to smile but found they couldn't help it, and if he had to guess it seemed as though she was having a heart attack.

Has his food done something wrong?

Jaune didn't think his food perk and title would do this in combination with the skill… What were the odds that these three skills of anything can kill someone?

Cooking (Level MAX): After being born and raised to perform culinary arts for 'MasterChef Vale' you've been rigorously trained to cook! Now, if only you've gotten over your allergy to Forever Fall sap!

You can make food with 50% of the normally required materials.

Any drink you make is 700% tastier.

Any food you make is 700% tastier.

You have a 10% chance that the first time someone tries your cooking they become addicted.

Well there was the skill… He surely hadn't gotten her addicted had he? What would the odds of that be? Well, one in ten really, but still! That's pretty unlikely considering the fact that she was the first person he'd cooked for. Even then though, he didn't cook for her, he simply cooked and kept food in his inventory in advance, and thought the whole 'magic trick' thing from earlier would do good in breaking the ice!

Right!?

Surely it wasn't his title was it?

Master Chef Vale: You have become a cook of the likes that's never been seen before in Vale! Well, except when all of Vale saw you compete on 'MasterChef Vale'! Now, may your whisk be forever clean!

Utensils and tools for cooking remain cleaner for longer.

Your presentation on the plate is always pristine and perfect.

Gain +5 charm when dealing with food lovers.

No… Jaune shook his head even while Yang pounded herself on the chest and somehow managed to calm down, running her hands through her hair for a second. Huh, now that he noticed it, it must get kind of annoying having that falling in your face all the time.

Huh… Maybe it was the perk? No that wouldn't make sense… It didn't really do anything which would cause such a strange reaction you know? It was an interesting perk, but it wasn't quite violent or strange to the point of that!

Kiss The Chef: Due to your multiple prestiges and end maxing out of the 'Cooking' skill tree, you've gained this perk!

There is a 10% chance that you will cause a stampede due to the amazing smell from your food.

There is a 20% chance that you will be rewarded for giving away your food!
When wearing an apron and cooking, gain +5 charm!

Thankfully his food hadn't started a stampede today, so it seems as though for once the odds were with him. But, if she was still reacting oddly, what could it be? Was it the rapid accumulation of closeness points with her? No that's impossible… He gained quite a few points with both Blake, and Velvet yesterday, so there's no way that's possible.

Coughing and clearing her throat, Yang blasted Jaune back to the moment. Right, breakfast, talk, amazing bright and bubbly cheerful girl in need of his attention. Thankfully, Yang seemed to be much better now, with the pink hue on her face almost entirely gone, as the odd squirming had stopped and now she just instead looked at him with curiosity.

"So… How'd you learn my fighting style?" She asked making him suddenly feel like a bug being observed. Yang wouldn't hurt him! Right? R-right guys? Yang's far too nice for that! Right!?

He reached up and scratched the back side of his head. Maybe now Jaune knows why his father never fought with his mother! "I-I learned it in a book a few weeks ago."

"A book? Really?" Yang said raising an eyebrow at him. Okay, well maybe it didn't sound like the most probable answer, but it was true! "So you're telling me, that you learned a fighting style that took me years to perfect and create from a book? One book? Not even a series?"

Jaune winced. "Well, to be fair. It was a very detailed book!" Or at least, he assumed so. Jaune really just kind of pressed the button to take the skill. Actually reading the books is for dummies.

"Are you being serious?" Yang asked pushing her plate away from herself after placing her cutlery down on it. "Because, no offence, I feel like you're kind of hiding something here…"

Jaune shook his head. Man, maybe he should've expected this… But getting lost in that one moment, the fire in his veins, the inferno in his heart. It was glorious. Glorious to the point he didn't care who saw or knew about the style. "I'm not Yang. Really. I learned it from a book. I'm not very good, but I know the basics."

That part was true. Until Jaune leveled up the skill, he'd be stuck with the basic moves, inefficient and not great. The only real reason he'd won the battle was because his aura regeneration was probably at a level that he lost about the same amount Yang lost per minute of having it active.

Yang snorted. "Yeah, I noticed. Your swings were overextended, easily telegraphed, and you could've broken your wrist at least twice."

He winced, but she wasn't done.

"Had that been a real fight to the death, and you were refrained somehow from using any of your other… Abilities." She said gesturing to all of him. "You would've been stomped on from the very beginning."

At that Jaune slumped. It may be true. If he was fighting an overwhelming horde, he would only be able to keep it going to so long at this level before he was totally killed. Same thing if it was a professional hunter. Eventually, they would break him down in a battle of attrition. Either that, or in one strike they'd shoot him down.

Jaune sat there, slumped until her felt a warm soft thing come into contact with the hand of his resting on the table. Looking upwards, Jaune saw Yang's hand had come into contact with his, gently coming overtop of it.

'Her hands… They're so unexpectedly soft, and uncalloused like I would've thought.'

"Which is why Jaune…" Yang said breaking him out of his thoughts again before he made eye contact with her and retracted his hand from hers. Noticing she was much more willing to make eye contact now, Jaune filed that away for later. "I'd like to train you. Think about it… I need someone who's semi-decent in unarmed combat… As great as my sister is, she's a bit… Squishy."

Jaune laughed at that and it was like the tenseness evaporated. Maybe things would be alright after all.

"Weiss is a bit too uptight to roll around in the mud, and Blake… Well, unless it's something ninja like, I don't think she'd really like it all that much." She said before laughing and punching him in the arm. "Which is why, somebody like you with a similar style, would be ideal for me. I'd learn to counter my own style! That's not something which can be said for everybody! So while I'd gain a partner for sparring, you'd gain a teacher for the style so you don't… Well, go splat when something hits you too hard!"

Jaune smiled at her. "Sounds fine Yang. Just tell me where and when and I will be there guaranteed! Be it in the middle of the day, or the darke-"

Yang held up her hand making him hush instantly. "Woah. Listen ladykiller, we're going to be reasonable about this. How about… Thursday afternoons? I mean, what else could you possibly be doing on Thursday afternoons right?"

Jaune nodded. "Yes senpai. I don't have anything else to do on Thursdays. Well, now I suppose I've got quality Yang time, but that's likely going to be so great that it'll be impossible to replace with anything."

You've gained +1 closeness with Yang!

You've gained +2 Charm!

Huh? How'd he gain charm from that? Was it the senpai?

As he was puzzledly looking at the notification, he failed to notice Yang's reddening face before he looked upwards and it was gone. Huh, he could've sworn something odd just happened.

(Oh Jaune, when will you ever learn?)

Did the game just say something that he was unable to discern? Why is it all blurred out like that!? What's the point of showing him something he can't even read! Sighing, Jaune turned back to Yang as she tilted her head and looked at him.

"Hey Jaune, as a thanks for making me such a great breakfast, how about I give you something eh?" Yang said before flipping her hair back and getting up off the bench they were sitting on.

He raised his eyebrow. Was this a late after effect from his 'Kiss The Chef' perk? Huh, it's oddly late, but also appropriately timed for the most part. "Give me something like what?"

Yang pointed at his scroll. "I'll send you some details later. Me and the team were planning on heading into town this Friday after school for some shopping! You, get the gift of accompanying us!"

He scoffed. That's right, scoffed, directly in front of her before realizing he should probably be afraid. Oh well! He knows what shopping with women is like! It takes forever! It's heavy! It's much harder work for the guy than the girl! He has to do so much nodding about good looking clothing his neck feels like it would fall off sometimes!

"Why would I want that?" Jaune asked still chuckling. "Sounds like you guys just need me as an extra mule for all your stuff."

That time Yang laughed in return. "Well, it's a nice offer, but if we needed another one of those we'd bring Nora. She can bench press at least seven of herself you know? No. You, can come along and simply enjoy our company! We'll be visiting the some Vytal festival stuff too, so that'll be neat!"

Jaune nodded. "Well, I suppose I would like to look at some new weapons and stuff."

She nodded vigorously agreeing with him. "See? You'll have stuff to do! Besides, Ruby could always use a pal when she goes on one of her tangents about weapons! Not to mention, when was the last time you were actually out on the town?"

He nodded before stopping. When was the last time he was in town? Like, months ago he was pretty sure. It must've been before he got into Beacon, before his semblance came into effect and he needed for nothing outside of these walls.

Besides, he had some lien burning a hole in his inventory. Maybe it was about time he spent some…

"Sure. You know what, I will head in with you guys!" Jaune said before giving her a high five.

"You still might have to carry some stuff though."

"Damn it."


~o0o~ The Woman Whisperer ~o0o~


Note: Done! Not too horrendously off time either! The day it was planned and everything! Jaune Arc: Augmented should be out on time as well if I start right after school ends tomorrow and write a bit on my phone today before bed… Next week it'll be updated no problem since I have Friday off school…

Anyways, I hope all of you enjoyed the chapter! It's not very progressive time wise, but sets up Yang stuff, more fun stuff in the future regarding omake (if I ever have enough time for one), as well as some important plot stuff... You guys know what plot stuff I mean right? Also, it sets up some DLCs which are extremely important for his fighting style later on.

Anyways, time to answer some reviews, then head to bed! Please, leave a review, have a wonderful day, know I appreciate you, and listen to Billy Joel's 'Piano Man'! (Great song, had it on repeat for the four hours it took to type up this story.)

Review Responses:

Agent Draakis: Oui! The question about the flash-mobs can't be answered here… Yeah, it'll screw with the scores a bit, but things'll work out.

Anom1: Fixed. Thanks for pointing it out. Was really tired last chapter when writing it.

Random O' Panda: You're senpai since your story is just a bit more popular, and came first :)

SeaZZor: Thanks!
Desdelor97: Essays are done! Tests and quizzes are done! Everything's calmed down wonderfully!

Guam: Thank you!
dragongen13: In order: classified, because quality is always better, soon, nope, no guns, yes rarity levels, no naughty naughty thoughts, but some thoughts yes. It does help. Almost forgot about rarity levels and that whole plotline.

ZenithTempest: It's greatly appreciated that you pointed this out. I'll try to restrain it a bit, and keep things more in dating sim style. (I've found that gaming stories are just really really fun to write so I tend to drift towards them. Also, they're slightly easier.)

Shasheknka: No problem man! That pun was painful! The dance with the flash mob skill? Well… We'll see about that…

TalonIbnLaAhad: SHIT! The smut's got 2622 words in, should've finished yesterday but didn't. This weekend maybe. Has it really not followed through? Or is it just waiting to strike?

Benthino: I wouldn't go as far as befriend… Maybe slight respect though.

Anubis the shadow: Why thanks! I look forward to beta-ing for you :)

Josh Spicer: Haha, don't worry! Last week was just stressful! Today I feel completely fine and happy!

Yifto: There'll be PRWBY development very soon, Glynda is a go, Velvet and Ruby are indeed huggable, it'll be a harem, Neo is a go, Cinder is a go fuck yourself. (Just kidding, Cinder is a fantastic character I absolutely adore.)

zorro99: *Beep boop* Reality check incoming!

Lord Erethar: That's what it's meant to be! Didn't want a blatant 'Gamer' story, so I made it there as a little surprise. It's like biting into a chocolate to find out there's nuget, a nice surprise. (Unless you're allergic.)

Mysterious Mr.E: I started writing because my unique idea's do break barriers man! (Love the dancing teachers one.) Me? Getting bad grades? Pfft, don't worry. I know it comes first, but I'm fairly good at managing when they aren't dumping twelve things a day on me. (Gross exaggeration, but semi-accurate.)

PassiveNox: Great :)

lordrednight: (clenches jaw) Take your Yang centric chapter, and take your puns with you.

Sphagetti boi: I won't! Don't worry!

Duplicate User Name: Less than an hour reading time?! God, I've got to write more.

Done. Man, got two new beta's this week. A reader who's been with me from the beginning, and a guy who I suppose found me on the beta-ing thing. Now that means I beta for… 1,2,3,4,5, at least five people! With one more being 50/50. Three of them are rather popular! I'll put a list on my profile if you'd like to check them out, which you should.

-DragonManMax


~o0o~ Stat Shit ~o0o~


Name: Jaune Arc

Level: 24

Title: Master Chef Vale

Nickname: Fearless Leader

Perk: Kiss The Chef

HP: 1000/1000

AP: 8600/8600

Basic Stats:

STR : 55

DEX : 57

VIT : 50

INT : 43

WIS : 42

LUK : 21

Romance Stats:

Charm: 27

Looks: 26

Wit: 24

Stat Points: 73

Lien: 17,400

Name: Pyrrha Nikos

Closeness: 33/100

Relationship Status: Crush
Gifts Received: Mood Understand

Name: Yang Xiao-Long

Closeness: 27/100

Relationship Status: Great Friend

Gifts Received: Mood Understand

Name: Ruby Rose

Closeness: 35/100

Relationship Status: Tingly Feeling Friend?

Gifts Received: Mood Understand

Name: Blake Belladonna

Closeness: 19/100

Relationship Status: Friend.

Gifts Received:

Name: Weiss Schnee

Closeness: 16/100

Relationship Status: Friend.

Gifts Received:

Name: Glynda Goodwitch

Closeness: 10/100

Relationship Status: Student

Gifts Received:

Name: Velvet Scarlatina

Closeness: 11/100

Relationship Status: Friend

Gifts Received: