Guest:

I am writing a letter to not one but all three of the places you listed in chapter 1! That way I have way better chances of being heard! Who will join me!

Me:

You are so honkin' bruce that I cannot even put in words. THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU! THANK YOU SO MUCH! (((o(*゚▽゚*)o)))