A/N: Thank you, thank you all for taking time to review, favorite, alert, or a combination of them. Apollo was chosen to be the most likely to marry by quite a margin. Hmm, no god teleporting here in anger? Not so sunny today, either the poor sun god is upset or he's calm today…who am I kidding, Apollo calm and quiet? Ha! *Ultra-violet light fries me* Ow, great. I'll get cancer in seconds assuming the fire doesn't kill me. Oh and before I drop dead, I wasn't planning to but since you sent me so much reviews, I'll do a scene showing you guys one of my labs before the next fighting scene! *Collapses on the ground* I think I see the light…
Me: Okay, the lab's fixed.
Lab Assistant (LA): The guests have left, sir.
Me: Go write invitation letters to those who wish to fight the Theo zombies, please."
LA: Yes, sir.
Me: Oh and hand me those letters from the reviewers, I need to post the next poll tomorrow.
LA: Here you go, sir. *Hands a package*
Me: Thank you, you may leave now.
LA: Sir, before I leave may I ask a few questions and a favor?
Me: Sure.
LA: Are those double polar charged-electric explosive strong enough to blast through half a ton of gold and titanium alloy?
Me: Yeah, probably. Why?
LA: Um, I need one for a minor science experiment.
Me: You're telling me that you need level five tech, when most people don't use above level three tech in their lives, for a minor science experiment?
LA: Yes.
Me: Yeah, sure.
*Takes a few and walks out of lab*
Me: Remember to lock it, I don't want the zombies getting in, this is one of my favorite labs. Let's see…that's one for Apollo, one for Hermes, another for Apollo, one for Demeter, and-
*Loud explosion as the gold and titanium alloy door was blown off*
Me: Ah, crap.
Standing in front of the zombie fans (ZF) was the assistant.
LA: As promised, your enemy is there. *Points at me*
Me: What the fuc-
LA: No cursing! I am a Theo fan myself.
Me: Those guys aren't even fully human…
LA: Of course not! They're half-bloods and once we get rid of you they'll show me how to become one!
Me: My last assistant was a Harry Potter fanatic and broke seventy bones when he tried to fly on a broomstick. Now I learn that this guy is just as crazy.
LA: Get him!
Me: *Gets a test tube with a green liquid inside. Chucks it at the nearest zombie.*
ZF: *Bursts into green fire*
Me: Greek fire, such a fine invention. A shame that no one knows the full ingredient list.
*More zombies come through*
Me: *Groans* This is one of my favorite safe houses! There's fifty to complete creations…*Bonks a Theo fan with a wrench* Seventy-two that are incomplete…*Shoots a dozen of them with celestial bronze bullets* At least a dozen new blue prints…*Hurls a javelin that turns into a lightning bolt, it misses* Man, my aim is rotten when it comes to throwing.
LA: You cannot defeat us! *Laughs like a maniac* The gods favor us!
Me: Keep telling yourself that. *Picks up a Harry Potter book* I just finished this book. (A/N:Strange as it may sound, I've never read a Potter book till today, I admit, it is as good as people say.) *Sighs and picks up a spear*
After an hour of stabbing, yelling, hitting, cursing, throwing, cursing, biting, punching, cursing, yelling about Theo supremacy, cursing, yelling about being demigods, cursing, more stabbing, screaming, cursing…
Me: *Trapped between two big Theo fans* Ow, at least I killed or knocked out a lot of you…
LA: Wow, that was easier than I expected. I mean, I thought you would make this place explode and escape on a ship or something.
Me: You think you won? There's a hundred of your troops on the floor.
LA: True but I have three hundred outside and another hundred in here. Plus you're trapped.
Me: A man can only remain trap for as long as his enemy doesn't forget what's behind him…
LA: What? *Turns around*
Me: *Struggles against their grip* Next time mom or dad offer to sign be up martial arts lessons, I'll listen…
LA: Fail dude.
Me: Three.
LA: Hmm?
Me: Two.
LA: What are you-
Me: One.
LA: Is this another trick?
Me: Now. *Disappears in a poof of white smoke*
A/N: Not much compared to the last one or the next one. Anyway, the new poll will be (for cliché's sake: drum roll please) which of the five PJO books are the best? Lightning Thief, Sea of Monsters, Titan's Curse, Battle of the Labyrinth, and the Last of Olympian are the options. Please list them in order and I'll try my best to sort it out. This poll was brought to you by Myth-O-Org. and was asked by Silents-in-the-Library. Oh and here is the list of volunteers: Eleos, AnnaDaughterOfHermes, Awesome PJOHarry, Silents-in-the-Library, worldoftwomonsters, In the Closet Fanfic Reader, and DaughterOfPosedionPWNED. Hmm…only eight people, I would give more time for people to join…ah what the heck, I'll give anybody who hasn't joined another chance to sign up for the battle. Only because I need human bodies as shields, er, I mean because I'm cool like that. *Cough, cough*