51.) Tell him he has a Pokémon ball on his back.
I was sitting on a bench beside... NARUTO! (betcha didn't see THAT coming! and if you did... I'll shut up now...) Just chilling and eating ramen- because Ramen is like teh best thing EVA along with Pocky... and Ramune... and Chinese instant milk tea...- when suddenly, the Miniature Itachi (oh yeah! I'm bringing it back!) who calls himself "SASUKE" happened to walk by... and didn't notice me, which is totally a crime and stuff.
I got up and started chasing him, leaving a very confused Uzumaki in my wake, "SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASUUUUUUUUUUUUKEEEEEEEEEEE-CHAA AAAAAAAN!" I shrieked and jumped on him.
"Nero, get off!" Sasuke yelled at me- he probably knows by now that I won't get off, but I can't blame him for trying.
"How dare you not notice me!" I was about to go into a long in depth rant about how I'm so awesome that he should notice me from a mile away and everything, when something suddenly dawned on me, "Hey, Uchiha..."
"..." Sasuke sighed, "What is it?"
"YOU'VE GOT A POKEBALL ON YOUR BACK, BROSKI!"
52.) Yell to him: "You're the Pokémon Master!"
"What?!" Sasuke gave me a look like I was crazy- I get this look alot-, "I don't have a-"
"HOLY CRAP! THAT TOTALLY MEANS YOU'RE THE FREAKING POKEMON MASTER!" I yelled, excitedly- even though I don't really even like Pokemon- and jumped up and down like an overly happy schoolgirl- Hex does that sometimes, I'm trying to decode why...-, "HEY! SASUKE'S THE POKEMON MASTER! SASUKE! SHOW EVERYONE YOUR PIKACHU! SASUKE'S THE- MRPH!
Sasuke tackled me, "Shut up already!"
53.) Tell him Itachi revived the Uchiha clan with you.
I was sitting on the back of Sasuke's couch, watching Sasuke work diligently on the computer- or whatever he was doing, I may have looked like I was watching him, but my brain was really just taking a vacation or something like that- when suddenly, my nerves system decided to hate me and cause me to fall on top of said Sasuke.
Sasuke harshly pushed me off, without looking up from the computer- which really annoyed me.
I poked him very hard in the arm.
Sasuke swatted me away, still working on the computer.
I pouted and leaned against him, banging my head against his.
"Stop, Nero," he said, pushing me away again.
I got fed up with him not paying any attention to me ("wow that didn't sound at all like a jealous girlfriend -_-..." says Hex, "STOP READING OVER MY SHOULDER!" says me), "Hey, Sasuke-kun, guess what!" I announced, trying to sound casual, but since I just had sugar, I probably didn't.
"What is it?" he asked in disinterest.
"... Itachi-chan revived the Uchiha clan with me, you know!"
He gave me a weird and disgusted look- finally looking away from the horrible computer of evil- "HOW THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN WORK!? ARE YOU A FREAKING WOMAN*?!-" he stopped, "Wait... you're kidding... you ARE kidding right?!"
54.) Tell him you were kidding, But he really did with Karin.
"Of course I'm kidding! Silly Mini Ita!" I pretended to laugh at him, "of course he didn't revive the Uchiha clan with me!"
Sasuke relaxed a little and almost turned back to his computer- but he's not allowed to do that now!
"Because he revived it with Karin! Everyone knows that!~"
"WHAT?!" Sasuke choked.
"Oh yeah! It was all-" I went on explaining every little tiny detail- or making up every little tiny detail...- until Sasuke fainted in disgust, "Sasuke?" I poked him in the face, "..." I poked him a few more times and shoved him in a garbage bag, before running out the door.
5 MINUTES LATER~
I burst through the doors of the Sasuke Uchiha Fanclub meeting- man these girls are pretty much always having a meeting!- and dumped Sasuke out of the bag and onto the floor, "I'M AUCTIONING OFF SASUKE FOR THE NIGHT! ANY TAKERS?!" to which 30 hormonal teenage girls crowded around in 0.5 seconds and started screaming.
And thus we all know not to auction off anime characters to their fans.
#Ouch.
55.) Mess with his computer and leave open as many SasuNaru fanfics/pictures/ect. as you can find. Also, save them in random locations on his computer so that he continually finds them after he thinks he's deleted them all. Bonus points if Naruto finds them.
I was playing with Sasuke's computer, reading fanfictions in utter boredom when I had an amazing idea!- as to be expected of me- I started looking for all the SasuNaru fan art and fics I could find and saved them in the computer, then a few others in his favourites.
After that I was thinking of other things I could do, so I hacked- or made Hex hack- Sasuke's facebook and changed his profile picture to a lovely picture of him and Naruto macking.
After a good 3 hours of randomly fucking with the Uchiha, I heard the front door open and hightailed out of the building.
AT SOME POINT THE FOLLOWING DAY~
Sasuke was on his computer, when he came across something strange in his favourites, a "fanart"- as he'd discovered they were called- of him and Naruto doing... things. He deleted it, "... NERO!" he growled and scrolled through his favourites, deleting every trace of SasuNaru-ness from it.
Ding-freaking-dong!
Sasuke got up to answer the door, to find Naruto.
"Hey, Sasuke, can I borrow your computer?!" Naruto asked.
"..." Sasuke sighed, "Fine," he went back to his room, unplugged his laptop, and came back, "but make sure you don't break it! And have it back by tomorrow! And-"
By then Naruto wasn't even listening and just went home... where he found the rest of the hidden fanart.
I'm ashamed to show my face in this author's note, man, I'M SO SORRY! I HAVE WRITERS' BLOCK AND THIS WAS THE BEST I COULD DO THIS TIME AROUND! T-T Please don't hate me, I don't deserve my 2'895 views! *hides under blanket*
Hex: *throws shoe at me* Stop it, get on with your freaking note!
Oh, by the way, THIS IS HEX! *drags her over* thank her for making me get off my ass and writing this, since I mentioned her so much, she's making me involve her in the note!
Hex: Hey, readers of Jaxx's stuff!
Anyways, I'm sorry I haven't updated recently and probably won't update again very soon! *bows* Thank you for reading!
Thanks,
XxShota-FujoshixX
*I misspelled that 3 times while trying to write it...