"Morning, Gallagher Girl."
I rolled over to see a shirtless Zach and was instantly reminded of the night before. I cuddled into his chest and he kissed the top of my head. "Did you have fun last night?" he asked jokingly, and I pushed him away to change. "Jerk," I mumbled, throwing a pillow half-halfheartedly at him. But honestly, how could I ever get mad at Zachary Goode?
I went downstairs to find Zach cooking breakfast and Bex, Liz, and Macey all sitting together on the couch on our living room.
"G'morning," I said, wondering why they were here.
"CAMMIE!" Macey yelled. "We're going shopping from 9 am to 8 pm and there's nothing you can do about it."
"Excuse me?"
"Cam, just eat your breakfast so we can go."
Zach kissed me briefly on the cheek and handed me a plate of blueberry pancakes. I ate quickly and changed into a "Macey-approved" outfit for a shopping spree around the mall- much more fun because it always feels like Macey McHenry will never run out of money.
"So, what'll you be doing while we're out?" I asked Zach. Him and his stupid smirk. "The boys are coming over." I rolled my eyes. "Just make sure you guys don't trash the house." "Mmkay." And all I could think was, Liar. I could physically picture them trashing the house then see the car pull in the driveway and they clean up the house in lightning speed. I was considering asking Macey to park the car far away from the house and then have us four sneak in through the back and see if the house was clean or not.
Call me paranoia, but this is what marriage did to me. Dunno about other couples.
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Okay, so maybe being a spy helps increase your endurance and stamina. But I was pooped after walking around the whole mall twenty two times and pushing a cart with thirty shopping bags in it. Thirty shopping bags filled to the rim with things Macey had forced me to buy.
"OMG CAM YOU HAVE TO GET THIS SET." And by set she meant six bags from Victoria's Secret filled with things that 'will make you irresistible'.
She also insisted we go to three salons, her own makeup store, AND her own clothing store. There were way too many people that recognized her and stopped us, asking for an autograph or whatever.
But that wasn't the worse part.
Because when we had just left the mall and had put all our bags in the back of her limo, she saw a drugstore across the street.
Macey McHenry was instantly reminded that we were all married.
And she insisted that we all get pregnancy tests.
Even poor little Liz who hadn't even DONE anything with Jonas.
So guess who was first in line?
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Me.
YAY.
And if you look at YAY as emojis, it looks like it (YAY) is crying.
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Which I was.
"MACEY I SWEAR IF YOU DO NOT STOP CHANTING I WILL TELL PRESTON WHAT YOU USED TO SAY AT NIGHT."
Macey was standing right outside the stall in which I was in with the box of pregnancy strips. She was literally chanting, "Pee on the stick. Pee on the stick. Pee on the stick. Pee on the stick."
"FINE! JUST HURRY UP ALREADY!"
I sighed. There was no escaping the Duchess. So I peed on the stick, couldn't be that bad, right?
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Wrong.
I peed once.
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I peed twice.
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I peed a whopping amount of five times on five different sticks-
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With each of them coming out-
positive.
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Oh, how I hated one of my best friends so much in that moment. How in the world was I going to tell Zach?
Thanks for reading, and please PM me with any thoughts on this short chapter! Sorry it's so short. And that I left you on a cliffhanger. So sorry. Anyways, I won't be able to post new chapters this week. Maybe one or two, but I have stuff going on. Same goes for basically August, September, and possibly October. I have both school stuff and newspaper stuff going on then- but I'll try and update as often as I can! Thank you so much for understanding. Therefore, I have movie recommendations for you. 1.) Watch the Giver, August 15. Or don't. But I will because ToniK productions are the people producing the movie- and are also optioning GG for a movie too! So my logic is, if they do really well on this movie, then they'll do really well for a GG movie. 2.) Watch Big Hero 6, Dolphin Tale 2, and... Ummm... OH Mazerunner. Or don't. But those are the movies in looking forward to- what are yours? Let me know in a review! And ever been REALLY MAD at a friend for doing something to you like Cammie? Let me know that in a review too if you want. (A friend of mine took an embarrasing convo we had and sent it to the people I hated most.) Again, thanks for reading and being awesome reviewers!