Chapter 11: Wow an orgy
I wonder if he's sad behind the mask...? Because if he is... he not showing it... Link looked back towards the emo who sat on the park bench next to him. "Hey, Shigen?"
Shigen directed his gaze towards Link, expression still blank. His nose looked even worse then it did before they left. "Yes sexy...?"
Link started fidgeting. Maybe I shouldn't do this... "Um, well do you want to talk about anything? You're sister... She... kind of died... Shouldn't you be sad or something?"
Emo immediately turned his attention towards Kai who was teaching Seun to play fetch, it wasn't working too well...
"Kind of is an understatement sexy... She's dead as they can get... And no... I do not wish to speak of it.. I'm Okay... Actually... My nose hurts though.."
Link sighed and hung his head. "How can you say that with no emotion? You blunt bastard..."
"Sexy... Did you just call me a bastard...?"
"Yeah I did! You gonna do anything about it?"
Shigen stood up and waved his hand at Kai. "Shadow... I'm going to kill your girlfriend..."
Link stood and shoved him, not hard enough to make him fall, but enough to make him loose his balance a bit. "And since when was I the bitch in the relationship?"
Shigen glared at him and shoved him back. "Since you started acting all mother hen towards me..."
Kai sat down beside Seun and stared at the other two. "You know puppy? I can't tell if they really are pissed at each other, or if they're just playing around."
Seun rolled her eyes.
Kai jumped up and grabbed the stick. "Okay then you smart ass! Go fetch!"
He threw it as hard as he could and watched as... it... slowly... descended... towards...
There was a cry of pain.
"Oh shit I hit an old lady! Wait... Isn't that the one Shigen ran over...?"
"You know who you remind me of? Impa!"
"Sexy... I have no idea who that is... And even if I did... I don't think I would care... Now lets stop this conversation before it gets out of hand..."
"Not until you show some emotion, and if you don't... You're not coming back home with us."
"Outside it is then..."
Link pulled his hair in frustration. "You drive me crazy! I know... If you smile for me... I'll cook whatever you want for diner tonight..."
"Are you two done killing each other yet?" Kai skipped over to them.
"Kai be quiet for a second."
"Whatever I want...?"
"Yes."
The shadow slid behind Link and hugged him, then began running his hands up and down the hero's chest.
"Kai that's very distracting.. And if you go any lower you'll be loosing one of your hands."
"Damn, I was going to too."
"Sexy... I'll make you a deal... If you make me some medium rare stake with salad... I'll smile..."
"Done."
Shigen cringed before the corners of his mouth slowly twitched into a smile.
Link happily returned the smile.
But Kai... Fell fell over laughing.
Shigen's face returned back to it's blank normality. "What's so funny shadow...?"
Kai had to stop for air, he was on all fours gasping. "It looked like you had something unpleasant stuck up your ass!"
"And that my friends... Is why I don't smile..."
Kai collapsed into a heap on his desk. "I finally found it..."
"Math class isn't really that hard to find."
He turned to look at the person who spoke to him. "And you are?"
The guy extended his hand. "Cian McKennoth, and you?"
Kai glared at the appendage until Cian dropped it. "My names Kaiten Savior, Kai for short. And don't hit on me, I have a boyfriend."
"It wouldn't happen to be that weirdo Shigen Hikarn would it?"
"Listen ass hole. You leave Shigen alone, he's not weird. And I'm not dating him, I'm dating my brother." Fuck... It sound really bad...
"I guess you're right, you're the weird one."
"Listen candy-
"Cian."
"Me and Link aren't really brothers... Just look a likes..."
"And that makes it semi normal?"
"No not really... You're pretty hot..."
(I did mention I'm no good at descriptions right? Cian is my friends character, I'll ask him if I can put Cian's pick on my deviant for you... or something, but for now! Sexy looking dude with shoulder length hair, I don't know what color it is, and I believe red eyes...)
Cian's eye twitched. "Didn't you say you had a boyfriend?"
"He doesn't care if I hit on people, it's just if they hit on me... Actually, I don't think he cares, but still!"
"You're really confusing..."
"Sorry... I ate a bag of sugar this morning..."
"A bag of sugar?"
"Yep!"
"You're strange."
"Thanks I guess."
The crazy math teacher walked into the room, immediately noticing Kai. "Get out of my class you wretch!" She picked up the ruler stick and chased him out.
"Crazy fucking bitch!"
"There's an assembly today. Go to the assembly. There's an assembly today. Assembly. No homework. Don't forget the assembly."
No one was listening to the teacher. Link was drawing something random, and Shigen was playing on the PSP that Kai had let him borrow.
"Zack... You're so hot... I wish you were real..."
Link looked up from his paper to stare at him. "Shigen? Are you talking to a game character?"
"Zack Fair... 1st class SOLDIER... Spiky black hair... Gorgeous blue eyes... I want to rape him... Is that such a bad thing...?"
"I think we need to keep you away from Final fantasy 7. I like Cloud better anyways."
Shigen hissed and inched away from the hero. "How dare you choose chocobo over puppy..."
"I'm here!"
"Welcome back student that is not mine. Assembly today. Homework."
Kai joined the others. "Having fun emo?"
Link poked his side. "Are you skipping math again?"
"You wouldn't believe it! I finally find the class on time. I talked to some sexy dude beside me. I was about to get my binder out when crazy bitch teacher walks in and starts chasing me with her ruler stick."
"Sounds traumatizing." Link went back to drawing his picture.
Kai whimpered and hugged the hero from behind nuzzling his neck. "It was. And all I could think about was staying alive so I could see my cupcake again."
"Don't call me that."
"Sugar pie."
"Stop."
"Sweet pea."
"I'm going to kill you."
The signal for the announcements came on. "Will all the grade 10's please make their way to the gymnasium for our assembly. Thank you."
Link nudged Shigen. "We'll save a spot for you."
"I know..."
Kai dragged Link to his feet. "Come on honey."
"Kai."
The shadow reached and grabbed a handful of Link's ass.
Link yelped and blushed.
And the fan girls screamed.
They sat at the back of the gym and watched as the chaos slowly unfolded. People were rushing to get the last available chairs and trying to find places where all their friends could sit.
Soon after the 11's were called down, Shigen was making his way through the crowd towards them.
"Hello sexy... Shadow..." He took the empty seat beside Link.
The place went pitch black.
"Welcome everyone to our pep rally!"
Everyone cheered loudly.
Link and Kai both covered their ears.
Shigen handed them ear plugs. "I thought these would come in handy today..."
"Now let us introduce the football team!"
A bunch of dudes in football gear walked onto the stage that had been lit up with spot lights.
A song blasted on the speakers.
Shigen flinched like he was about to get punched again. "Not this song..."
"Soulja boy off in this hoe!"
The football players began doing the crazy dance.
Kai shook his head. "What the fuck is this shit?"
Some girls in the front took off their shirts and threw them onto the stage.
Random people started making out with random people.
Link was twitching. "So basically our assembly is a giant orgy."
He looked to the right and saw Ganon and Zelda making out on the wall.
Kai's eye's were huge. "Best. School. Ever." He grabbed Link and pushed him onto the floor.
Shigen took out the PSP. "Oh Zack... My only sane friend..."
"It wasn't necessary to pull me on the floor."
"Well if I didn't pin you, you wouldn't have agreed to that hot make out session now would you?"
"Oh shut up and eat your dinner."
"Speaking of dinner sexy... I must compliment your cooking once again... Because it's wonderful..."
"Thank you Shigen."
"More like horrible! I hate fish!" Kai plugged his nose and pretended to gag.
"Fish is very good for you shadow..."
"Shut up emo! Or I'll... Make Link cook crab for tomorrow!"
"I'm shaking in my socks..."
"Link! Did I tell you about Shigen's birthday?"
Link looked up, food forgotten. "No... When is it?"
"This fr-
Shigen clamped a hand over his mouth. "Bad shadow..."
Kai struggled, flailing his arms around.
"The twelfth huh?"
Shigen turned to him. "How did you know that?"
"I have mindly powers. I can read minds. Don't worry, I don't do it unless I have to!"
"Is that supposed to make me feel comfortable...?"
"I guess?"
Kai bit the emo's hand.
"Ouch... You vampire..."
Kai licked the blood off his lips. "I'm a demon not a vampire. Don't get us mixed up."
"So instead of drinking blood... You go around raping women and killing children...?"
Kai nodded. "Basically yeah, well except that I would rape younger men not women. You should have been there when I first met Link. I couldn't catch him, fucker was too fast. But if I did get him pinned, it's safe to say he wouldn't be a 5000 year old virgin."
"Kai go feed your dog."
"Fine."
Kai stomped off to find Seun.
"So sexy... What did you do with that sword you had...?"
Link picked up his plate and rinsed it off in the sink. "It's somewhere in this house, and if you ever find it, don't touch it. You'll turn into stone or something..."
"What was it like fighting monsters...?"
"Creepy as hell... Especially the ReDeads..."
"They do sound quite scary..."
"Ah! Link! Ganondork's here!"
"It's Ganon."
"Wow, your house is big."
"Well size is everything princess."
Link and Shigen both sighed and made their way to the door.
"Stop hitting on my girlfriend."
"Link! Ganondork's dating Zelda! Isn't that the most twisted thing you've ever heard of?"
"Yes Kai... Her ancestors would be proud." This time he was the one to hug Kai from behind.
"Wow hero, you're actually touching me without me forcing you."
"Isn't that what lovers do?"
Shigen walked towards the stairs. "I'm going to bed you two..."
Kai smirked evilly. "Just a sec Shigen." He pushed the other two out the door. "Thanks for coming over, but we're going to have a threesome right now, come back later! Bye!"
He dragged Link towards the bedroom following Shigen.
"Kai we are not having a threesome!"
"But Shigen's comfy! I want to snuggled up with him tonight!"
Shigen slipped down to his boxers and jumped on Link's bed. "Jeez sexy... This is a big bed..."
"So were not having sex right? Hey wait, how do you know he's comfy?"
Kai who was already out of his cloths, helped Link out of his. "What are you jealous or something? And so you know... When I hugged him in the pet store I got to feel everything"
Link wrapped his arms around Kai's neck and rubbed noses with him. "Ok... So maybe I am jealous, you're mine remember?"
"Are you going to kiss me?"
Shigen hid his head under the blankets. "I won't watch I swear."
Link shrugged kissed the shadow gently on the lips. "Happy now?"
Kai whimpered. "That wasn't a good kiss..."
"Well that's all you're getting now get in bed."
"Yes master anything else?"
"Yes, shut up for once in your life."
Shigen poked his head out from under the blanket. "Sexy... That is about as unlikely as Inu-yasha having a satisfying conclusion."
Link chuckled. "So true."