Chapter 11: Interpromotional Lucha Libre Rules Grudge match - TWA World Heavyweight champion Alexander Armington II (TWA) versus 'The King of Kings' King Mickey (UCW).
DJ Diddy Dog on the war between the King of Kings and the King of the TWA.
DJ: 'Alexander Armington II invaded Khaos In Kyoto with one intent; and that was to hurt Mickey after that mouse had just gone through hell in the Ultimate Elimination Chamber, losing his title. And the way he did it was smart; dressing up as an EMT just to get access to the backstage area and concealing a guitar. It started the whole interpromotional war and Three Chains of Destiny went from a three-company dance to a four-company battlefield! But I do question Armington's intelligence, who had a scheduled Champions' Four-Way match as one of the double main events, where he represented the TWA as their World champion, in challenging Mickey to a Lucha Libre rules Grudge match. Who in their right mind takes two matches in one night voluntarily? Anyway, Mickey decided that Armington should go down and down did Armington go, courtesy of the King.'
UCW Undisputed champion Mickey Mouse on Alexander Armington II.
Mickey: 'Since hostilities have ended between the four companies, I have no problem saying my match with Alex was a pleasure to wrestle and I have a lot more respect for him and his family now than I did when I wrestled him. If DJ and Alex want to ever set up another match between us, more power to them.'
TWA World Heavyweight champion Alexander Armington II on Mickey Mouse.
Alex: 'I want this for the UCW fans because I want to ease the pain of defeat. Next time, it'll be a respect match, because I respect Mickey a lot and our relationship has improved since the event. I hope fans loved our first match... and I'm waiting for the contract for the second one!'
Eleventh match on DVD - A rivalry explodes as Mickey Mouse and Alexander Armington II face off under Lucha Libre Rules (2 out of 3 falls)...
Backstage
Bugs (with microphone): 'I just got challenged by that undefeated monster of the TWA Larry Williams! I'm going to keep this short and sweet as I can! Try and make me your 300th victim, Larry... because I plan on making that 299-1! Let's do it! Right after the Survivor Series main event!'
Back in the arena
Greg: 'Whoa! Bugs accepted Williams' challenge!'
Kif: 'He's nuts! We're about to lose our top title!'
Greg: 'Whoa, Kif, calm down! Squid, change the subject already!'
Squidward: 'Up next is one of our three main events tonight here at Three Chains of Destiny! Alexander Armington II began this interpromotional war and King Mickey looks set to finish it! Let's take you back to see how this all came about!'
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Khaos In Kyoto...
Voice: 'How are you gonna' make it to Internet Incident... when you're injured?!'
King Mickey was then attacked from behind by one of the EMTs, who then shoved DJ down. The EMT then shed his disguise to reveal Alexander Armington II, the Toon Wrestling Action World Heavyweight champion. He pulled out a guitar and slammed it over the head of Mickey, causing the instrument to shatter. Armington then grabbed Mickey by the ears and pulled him in close.
Armington: 'Welcome to Planet Armington. You have endured the first stage of TWA's extreme attitude... prepare for more... SLAP NUTS!'
Armington stood over Mickey with his busted guitar as the show came to an end.
Mickey addresses the invasion...
Mickey: 'But since I am waiting for the most opportune time to invoke my rematch clause, I shall move on to a champion of another company who dared to attack me in the locker room after my Elimination Chamber match. Alex Armington II, you Jeff Jarrett rip-off, I am calling you out. Now, your lackey Homer Simpson, has told everyone you shall be at Internet Incident with backup and I plan on handing you a receipt for your little guitar attack in the form of a fortified dog-soldier, duck-soldier, Power Ranger and Mouse-King ass-kicking! So I propose this for Internet Incident: whether we win or lose against the Wild Kru in Annihilation & Elimination match is irrelevant. What's revelant is that Team Disney plan on sending your ECW-reject asses back to the TWA where you'll continue to bore everybody until they're being lowered underground! Now choke on that... SLAP NUTS!'
Internet Incident...
Squidward: 'Ladies and gentlemen, our PPV broadcast just got hijacked! Superstars from the TWA have just invaded our ring here at File Island Arena!'
Alexander: 'Shut your piehole, Squiddy. We have an important invasion to start, so do what you do best and keep your mouth shut! Now onto business. Mickey Mouse, I'm going to get to the point and say that we are going to rip you to shreds, so you better have reliable backup... but even then your ass is toast. So, we're all here in the Digital World... the crappiest place to ever go for a holiday!'
The crowd at File Island Arena started booing furiously.
Alexander: 'Now, I invite all of you to come down to Planet Armington and get your asses handed to you on a bloody platter! Choke on that, Slap Nuts!'
To the tune of the Juventud Guerrera Theme song from Triple A, Alex II came back but not in his earlier get up, wearing a red, white and blue mask, carrying the TWA World Title belt in his street clothing as he entered the UCW Ring.
Squidward: 'WHAT?! What's Armington doing back here? Those bodyguards better get back here quick!'
Kif: 'Didn't he leave?'
Alex II: 'Hey, UCW... I AM BACK and have got an answer to Mickey's Challenge: I ACCEPT! But one stipulation: LUCHA LIBRE STYLE! Let's see if you can handle the Lucha style of Wrestling! See, I've trained in Mexico City! I was the AAA World Champion nine times! See, I am better than you, Mickey! So now... DO YOU ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE OR ARE YOU A SCARED MOUSE HIDING BEHIND YOUR BODYGUARD'S BACK?! WHAT'S YOUR ANSWER?!'
Alex then put a steel chair in the ring waiting.
Alex: 'I will wait all night in this UCW Ring... so I'm WAITING!'
Then he sat down and continued to wait as pulled a Baseball bat from his street clothes.
It didn't take long for King Mickey to answer the challenge as he had Tyzonn by his side, but his hot-headedness cost him. Armington executed the Flight of the Dragon (Running to the top rope springboard shooting star dive to the outside) on Mickey and Tyzonn as the fans chanted: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!
Kif: 'Did you see that?!'
Alex II then grabbed Mickey and hit his Dragon Driver on him then ran for higher ground as Mickey & Tyzonn were getting up.
Squidward: And Armington just sent a message to Mickey with the Dragon Driver on him after that dragon soared through the air like a space shuttle!
The Aftermath of the World title Unification match...
Megaman: 'Here is your winner and the FINAL USEW World Heavyweight champion, BUGS BUNNY!'
Bugs didn't get chance to celebrate as Alex Armington II returned yet again to lay into the Undisputed champion, executing his signature Dragon Driver, followed by the Flight of the Dragon to the inside. Alex Armington then restrained Bugs as he called for backup. Homer Simpson rushed down the ramp, wearing a TWA T-shirt and looked like he was going to do Armington's bidding as he retrieved a chair, pushing Daffy out of the way. In the ring, Armington screamed at Homer to smash Bugs' face in and Homer swung...
BOOM!
Homer had betrayed Alex Armington, instead taking him out with the chair. Homer then stared at a shocked Bugs before he ripped the TWA shirt apart to reveal a shirt with the letters 'UCW' on it wrapped in barbed wire. Homer helped Bugs up as the outside battle turned in favour of the UCW troupe. The whole Wild Kru pretty much kicked the TWA's asses out of the arena while Alex Armington stared at Homer & Bugs in the ring. What he didn't know was that King Mickey was right behind him. It was too late when Armington turned around, as Mickey had planted a guitar on his head. Armington was tossed back into the ring where King Mickey encouraged Homer & Bugs to 'have at it'. Homer was up first with the Homing Missile DDT before Bugs hit the Carrot Cracker on the chair Homer dropped. Mickey got on the top rope and capped off the attack with a 720 Disney Cannonbomb that popped the fans.
Mickey: 'UC F'N W!'
Squidward & Kif wished the fans goodnight as the show drew to a close with Homer, Mickey & Bugs standing in the ring together with Mickey's boot on top of Armington's chest.
TWA Project Y...
Ron Killings executed the Truth Kick on Mickey, Konnan hit his Rolling Thunder Clothesline on Mickey, Zorro hit the White Russian Legsweep on Mickey with X-Pac capping the assault off with the match-winning X-Factor.
The bell rang as Judas Mesias, Black Reign and Rellik ganged up on Mickey then Black Reign used his Darkness Falls to bust King Mickey open. As Mickey bled profusely, Rellik nailed the Clothesline from Hell and Judas executed the Stairway to Hell, getting another TWA victory over the King. After the bell Judas held King Mickey as Black Reign put his pet Misty the Rat into a bag and then tied the bag over Mickey's head. Mickey was screaming as Misty repeatedly bit him on the head.
UCW Project X...
Mickey: 'Okay... Armington is dead meat at Three Chains. I will see to that...'
A violent rivalry comes to an end at Three Chains of Destiny...
Something's wrong,
Trying to conquer these fears I thought were gone.
And it's been so long, I'm dying to live in a world I don't belong
I can't wait for someone to hear me
And wait for someone to touch me
And wait forever to be told
I'm forever alone
I can't wait for someone to hear me
And wait for someone to touch me
And wait forever to be told
I'm forever alone
On My own,
I'll
show myself what it means to be alone.
And the tears I cry are
washed away.
All the scars are my disguise.
I can't wait for someone to hear me
And wait for someone to touch me
And wait forever to be told
I'm forever alone
I can't wait for someone to feel me
And wait for someone to heal me
And wait forever to be told
I'm forever alone...
I'm forever alone...
I'm forever alone...
I'm forever alone...
I... I'm not waiting here this time...
I can't wait for someone to hear me
And wait for someone to touch me
And wait forever to be told
I'm forever alone
I can't wait for someone to feel me
And wait for someone to heal me
And wait forever to be told
I'm forever alone...
I can't wait for someone to hear me
And wait for someone to touch me
And wait forever to be told
I'm forever alone
I can't wait for someone to feel me
And wait for someone to heal me
And wait forever to be told
I'm forever alone...
LUCHA LIBRE GRUDGE MATCH! THE TWA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION ALEXANDER ARMINGTON II TAKES ON KING MICKEY!
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Megaman: 'Ladies and gentlemen, this next contest is your first of three main events this evening and it is an interpromotional Lucha Libre Rules Grudge match! Now in this match, which shall be contested under two out of three falls, the only way to win is by pinfall or submission and the use of a piledriver is strictly forbidden! Any use of the piledriver or any of its variants in this contest shall warrant a fine and an immediate disqualification! Introducing first, from Disney Castle, representing Disney, Kingdom Hearts & UCW, he is the self-proclaimed King of Kings, KING MICKEY MOUSE!'
King of Kings by Motorhead played as King Mickey was sitting on a custom-made throne that rose through the stage. He received a mixed reaction from the fans in attendance, but it was better than most of the reactions he'd been getting in UCW's short tenure. Mickey waltzed down to the ring, dispensing with his robe and then dispensing with the showboating. He was here to fight.
Squidward: 'I've never seen Mickey with such a game face before!'
Greg: 'Well, our former champ is going to need it... he's in untested waters for this match!'
Kif: 'But remember what he said... he plans to fly higher than the TWA World champ tonight!'
Megaman: 'And his opponent, representing the TWA, he is the reigning TWA World Heavyweight champion, ALEXANDER ARMINGTON II!'
Titantron: 80 Years of Armington History
Alex I
Alex II
Alex III
Alex IV
Ace Armington
Razor Armington I
Razor Armington II
Fifi La Fume Armington
Pepe Le Pewe
Tammy Sorrentery Armington
Lisa Simpson Armington
Michael Gold Armington
Anthors Armington
Rouge the Bat Armington
Cut to whole Armington Family
Bawitdaba by Kid Rock began playing as fireworks erupted. Alex II came out as he held his title in the air and fireworks erupted again as he headed to the ring. You know the drill by now when it came to the fans as all non-TWA fans treated Alex like they did Shadow the Hedgehog: they tossed garbage at the cocky, confident TWA champion. He entered the ring and as soon as he locked eyes with his adversary, Alex's grin left his face.
He handed off his title belt to the referee and then the rules were gone over one last time before the referee began the first fall. As soon as the bell was heard Alex and Mickey locked up. It was a very sloppy lockup as neither competitor is able to get control.
Alex tried for a quick kick, but Mickey blocked the kick and countered with his own. Mickey was then able to gain some sort of advantage and forced Alex up against the ring ropes. The ref then forced Mickey to break his hold, which he did, but when he went back to attack Alex delivered a cheap shot and then took down Mickey with a dropkick.
Once Mickey returned to his feet Alex used his feet to bounce off the middle rope and deliver a spinning roundhouse kick to Mickey. Alex then lifted Mickey up and planted him with a back suplex. As Mickey began to stir again Alex decided to bounce off the ropes, but Mickey was ready for it as he hit a massive spear reversal (think Edge at No Way Out), sending Alex to the mat hard.
Mickey would then bounce off the ropes and he delivered a crossbody to Alex. Mickey then tried to go after Alex again, but before Mickey could get him Alex exited the ring. Alex was looking to regroup as he was outside the ring but Mickey was having none of that as he bounced over the ropes and dove to the outside of the ring, taking out Alex with a diving clothesline.
Mickey then started to lift Alex when Alex poked Mickey in the eyes. This only made Mickey mad, and Alex started to run, with Mickey right behind him. Mickey would chase Alex around the ring one whole lap before Alex re-entered the ring.
Mickey re-entered the ring too, but Alex was there to meet him with a kick to the back, slowing Mickey down. Alex then backed off and then charged, delivering a lethal kick to the midsection of Mickey. Alex then grabbed Mickey by the head and drove Mickey's back into his knee.
Alex then lifted his knee up and drove it into the midsection of Mickey. Alex felt he had Mickey right where he wanted him, so he went for his pumphandle powerbomb finisher, the Second Coming, but Mickey fought out and hit his Keyblade Sweep DDT.
He covered Alex, but they were too close to the ropes, as Alex has his feet on them. Mickey couldn't believe that Alex had his feet on the ropes. Mickey went in, looking for the Keyblade Sweep DDT again, but this time Alex was ready, as he caught and delivered an atomic drop to Mickey, followed by a jawbreaker.
Alex then bounced off the ropes and dropped Mickey with a spinning elbow. Alex then went to the top rope and as the crowd started to boo, Alex mocked them. Alex's showboating would cost him as by the time he jumped, Mickey was back up, caught Alex, and delivered a massive powerslam.
When Alex was back up Mickey then bounced off the ropes, Alex tried for a clothesline, but Mickey ducked under it and tripped Alex, causing him to fall right on his face. As Alex was getting back up Mickey bounced off the ropes and again planted Alex, this time with a scissors kick.
Mickey then tried for the Keyblade Sweep DDT, but Alex blocked the attempt and delivered a neckbreaker. Alex then lifted up Mickey, delivered a kick to the midsection, and hit the Second Coming. Alex then covered Mickey for the 1-2-3.
Megaman: 'The winner of fall number one, the TWA Heavyweight champion of the World, ALEXANDER ARMINGTON II!'
Alex was very proud of himself for taking fall one, a little too proud. During this celebration he didn't notice Mickey getting back up, the referee ringing the bell for fall two to start, or Mickey coming over and rolling up Alex. By the time Alex knew what was happening it was too late, as Mickey got the 1-2-3 for fall two.
Megaman: 'The winner of fall number two, KING MICKEY!'
Alex was beyond upset now as he tried to attack Mickey but the referee wouldn't allow it as fall number three hadn't started yet. Alex was letting his emotions get the best of him as he threatened to punch the referee. Alex pulled back when the referee threatened to DQ Alex and award the match to Mickey.
The ref finally cooled Alex down and was ready to call for the bell when Alex again tried to attack Mickey. Again the referee is there, and he again threatened Alex, telling him one more outburst like that and he will disqualify Alex and award the match to Mickey. The ref again backs Alex up and calls for the bell.
Bell Rings
Alex, in all his fury, stomped over to Mickey and put him in Piledriver position, the referee trying to stop it. But Alex pushed him down, and was nailed with an out-of-sight low blow. With Alex down in the center of the ring, Mickey motioned towards the turnbuckle, all of the UCW, CWF and CASZ fans egging him on. Mickey climbed the ropes and soared through the air with a 540 Disney Cannonbomb, but Armington moved. Mickey landed hard and flopped around like a fish out of water; he was in so much pain.
Armington taunted the crowd and went to the apron, waiting for Mickey to slowly recover. He then attempted the Flight of the Dragon, but Mickey caught him in midair with a moonsault kick to the gonads. On pure adrenaline, Mickey ascended to the top rope once again and this time added more rotations to his finisher, making it a 1080 Disney Cannonbomb. He held his back in pain, but managed to drape his arm over Armington for the 1-2-3.
Megaman: 'The winner of fall number three and winner of the match two victories to one, KING MICKEY!'
Mickey was happy with himself, but his body did not share the sentiment as he immediately fainted. The referee called for EMTs, but Team Disney instead took Mickey to the backstage area themselves. The fans cheered him on his way out while Alexander Armington stood in the ring, knowing this was not a good start to his night.