All of the toys were up on the garbage slide.
"Now that we're all here," said Woody, "all we need to do is go down this slide. Any volunteers?"
The toys didn't move or speak.
"Whoever goes down first," said Woody, "will get a ten percent voucher of MacDonald's plastic food."
The toys weren't interested.
"How about twenty-five percent voucher of Pizza Hutt's toys?" suggested Woody.
Nope.
"How about fifty percent off tickets to stay two weeks at Walt Disney World Resort in Florida?" Woody suggested.
In a flash, they all went down.
"They're not even real tickets," Woody said to himself, holding them up. "These are just plastic tickets that came from the Disneyland play set that Andy bought from the place. Oh, giddity."
"Woody, aren't you coming down?" called Hamm.
"Oh, yeah, I'm coming," Woody called back.
Woody jumped down. It wasn't long until he bumped into the toys at end of the slide. The cowboy doll saw two dumpsters at the end. The dumpster closer to them had its lid up and the furthest one shut.
"Slinky, if you can reach the far dumpster and hold on for us to get across," said Woody, "I'll give a ten-years-guarantee of squeaky toys, treats and walks."
"Will there be no baths?" asked Slinky.
"Why would you need a bath?" asked Woody. "You're Slinky Dog, not Stinky Dog. Now, come on, make yourself useful."
Slinky sighed and jumped across. Everyone cheered for his success.
"Well, come on!" snapped Slinky. "I can't hold on forever and Lotso could be hear us any minute now."
SLAM!
Slinky looked up to see the one toy who no one wanted to see.
"You lost, little doggy?" said Lotso as he kicked poor Slinky back to the slide.
Andy's toys tried to went back up the slide, but they were held up by Stretch!
"I'm sorry, cowboy."
Woody looked up to see the Chatter Telephone next to Twitch and Sparks.
"I was on my way to phone my girlfriend," the telephone said. "But then they guys beat me up to make me tell them where you guys were and now when my girlfriend sees me, she will definitely say 'No way'."
Lotso moved forward, with Big Baby and Chunk behind him. "Why are you running back to your kid? He don't want you no more. If he did, he wouldn't have thrown you away in the first place."
"Well, we're different," said Woody. "Because we were – "
"What makes you think you're special, cowboy?" asked Lotso. "You're a piece of plastic that was meant to be thrown away."
"And turn back into oil!" added Chunk. "Circle of Life."
Everyone glared at him.
"What?" demanded Chunk.
"That is not how it works for a toy, Chunk," said Big Baby. "Plastic does not turn back into oil."
BEEP! BEEP!
"Speaking of being thrown away…" Lotso turned and saw a garbage truck coming closer and closer to them. Then he turned to Andy's Toys. "Here's the deal: you come back to join our family and you'll avoid that garbage truck. I won't even punish you for trying to escape."
"Like hell you won't!" snapped Jessie. "You're a liar and a bully! And rats and diseases in this dumpster are better company than any family of yours!"
"Jessie's right!" agreed Barbie. "Even a high-functioning autistic doll could run this place better than you!"
Lotso just coldly grinned. "Then how would like to join the last doll with autism who tried to take over from me?" Then he tapped his cane down.
Stretch started to push Andy's toys into the dumpster.
"Barbie, hold on! Don't do this, Lotso!"
Everyone turned around to see Ken, who was still in his underwear, running towards Lotso.
"Why haven't you put one of your outfits on?" asked Barbie.
"It took me ages to get out of the heart stand you tied me to," said Ken.
"She's just a Barbie doll, Ken," said Lotso. "There are a hundred million just like her."
"Not to this Ken, she's not," said Ken, looking at Barbie. "It won't be like the time I fell for the Barbie twins and you got rid of one and I was left with the pretty but mean one."
"Fine!" snapped Lotso, as he grabbed him. "Then why don't you join them?"
The evil teddy bear threw Ken towards the bins, but Woody grabbed him and helped him up.
"Ken!" cried Barbie, as she hugged him.
"Everyone, listen!" cried Ken. "Sunnyside could be cool and groovy if we treated each other fair. It's Lotso. He made us into a pyramid and he pushed up on top."
"You're welcome for making in my second-in-command ever since you first arrived in your fancy house!" Lotso moved forward. "I didn't throw you away. None of you. Your kid did. No kid ever loved a toy really. Chew on that while you're at the dump!" Then the evil teddy bear turned around and started to walk away.
"Oh, yeah?" called Woody. "Even Daisy?"
Lotso stopped, but didn't turn around. "I don't know what the (bleep) you're talking about."
"Daisy?" repeated Woody. "You used to do everything together."
"Yeah, till she threw us out."
"No, she lost you."
Losto turned around. "The bitch replaced us!"
"She replaced you and only you, you bastard!" Woody snapped back. "You lied to Big Baby and you've been lying ever since!" He showed a name tag that was labelled 'Big Baby'.
"What the deuce?" cried Big Baby as his eyes were glued to the name tag.
"Where the hell did you get that?" demanded Lotso, his eyes fixed on the name tag.
"Your old friend, Chuckles the Clown," replied Woody.
"Oh, yeah? And how he is?"
"Still depressed since you turned evil," said Woody. Then he chucked the name tag to Big Baby who picked it up.
"It's the same name tag that you tore away from me that night," Big Baby said to Lotso.
"What?" snapped Lotso, as he snatched it away from him for the second time. "You want your mommy back? She never loved you. Don't be such a baby!" Then the pink teddy bear threw it to the ground and smashed it with his cane.
Then he turned back to Stretch. "Push them in!" he ordered. "All of them!"
Stretch, although was now unsure of her boss, started to push them further.
"This is why thinking should be left to the professionals, not to you dummies," said Lotso, as he poked his stick in Big Baby's tummy.
Now all of Lotso's henchmen were starting to feel like turning against him now they were seeing the teddy bear's true self.
"We're all just shit waiting to be thrown away!" yelled Lotso. "That's all a toy is!"
Then he was picked up… by Big Baby.
"Put me down, you asshole!" yelled Lotso.
"You've made my life miserable ever you lied to me and I've had enough!" yelled Big Baby.
He threw the teddy bear into the dumpster.
"No, no, wait, Big Baby, wait!" cried Lotso, but it did him no good as the lid was shut on him.
"Holy crap!" cried Mr. Potato Head.
Big Baby looked at Andy's Toys. "Now, get moving before I change my mind."
"Let's go, go, go," cried Woody.
All of Andy's toys went across to the other dumpster. Well, not all of them.
"Excuse me, Mr. Woody."
Woody turned around to see one of the little green aliens trapped under the lid of the first dumpster.
"Oh!" groaned Woody, as he ran to help the aliens. As he freed the alien and started to run back, his leg was caught. By Lotso's arm! And it was pulling him in!
"Woody!" cried Jessie. "Come on!"
She and the toys ran to Woody. Andy's toys held Jessie back as she reached for Woody. But then the dumpster they were on was being lifted up!
"Barbie, no!" cried Ken, as he held Barbie back. "There's nothing we can do for them!"
Barbie and Ken watched in sadness as the toys were dumped into the garbage truck and being driven away.
"Is everyone okay?" called Woody.
"Of course not, you moron!" snapped Mr. Potato Head. "We're in a garbage truck! And it's all smelly and dark and disgusting and – "
"Enough already, Potato Head!" snapped Woody.
Then he saw a green light.
"See the green light?" asked Woody.
"Yeah!" cried Mrs. Potato Head.
"Me, too!" said Hamm.
"I can't!" cried Rex. "I can see red, blue, orange, yellow and purple but no green!"
"Rex, put the disco ball down and head towards Buzz!" ordered Woody.
The toys headed over to the green light and found Buzz.
"Is everyone here?" asked Woody. "Where's Jessie?"
Buzz called for Jessie in Klingon.
"Help! Help!" cried Jessie.
Buzz followed Jessie's cries and found her trapped under a pile of garbage. He helped and picked her out. He ran as fast as he could.
Jessie smiled at this. "At least this Klingon Buzz is heroic… and gorgeous," she said to herself.
Then Buzz saw a broken TV was about to fall on them. He threw Jessie to the other toys just before the TV gobbled him up.
"Buzz!" cried Jessie. She and Woody went to the TV and took it off Buzz. They opened his helmet. He was unconscious.
"Oh, Buzz," sobbed Jessie.
All the toys mourned for the space ranger too.
"That wasn't me, was it?"
"What wasn't you?" asked Jessie, not looking up.
"This smell. I didn't make it, did I?"
Then all the toys saw that Buzz was alive and speaking English too. Everyone was very happy, especially Jessie.
"Oh, Buzz, you're back!" she cried as she hugged her.
"Where am I?" asked the space ranger.
"In a garbage truck," replied Rex. "On the way to the landfill."
"What?" Buzz cried. "I'm not in the library at Sunnyside?"
"No, you're not," said Woody. "You've been beyond infinity, space ranger."
Then all the toys screamed as they went over with the rubbish.