(A/N) To the guest who said, I understand that you may not like Jack Frost from Rise of the Guardians and may not think Hiccup is gay but there are some people who do like the idea. Just like the people who don't like threesomes, or don't like modern AUs, you can simply skip that chapter and go to the next. I put clear warnings if there is an AU or other person mixed with the ship. Read the warnings and you will know which chapter has Jack, and please, feel free to skip it. You don't have to say Jack sucks for the record, I personally love him and I'm not the one leaving reviews behind the mask as 'guest' just so I can dis some people's favorite characters. Thank you for the review, but please, have some reasoning for what you don't like other than 'Jack sucks'. Like seriously.

Thank you.

To another guest, sure thing! I have no problem in working on an RTTE story without oral sex. Will replace the HTTYD 1 random with that one k? So expect your request in 4 chapters. Thank you for requesting a story or change rather than just strait up telling me not to write an idea I want to. Hope to see more from you soon!

Finally to the most recent guest review, I might do a separate book with certain ideas but for right now I am sorry, but I am hanging onto this one. Thanks for the review!

Anyways on with the story! This one was requested by a reviewer.

Warnings-Modern AU, Military AU. Astrid comes home from the military to meet Hiccup, her husband.

Hiccup sat on his couch with a book in hand. It was really the only thing that passed the time. All day he'd waiting for his wife Astrid Haddock to come home on a break from her life in the military. He had cleaned the house for her, redid the linens on their bed, decorated the counters, and cooked a large meal of turkey, mixed veggies, garlic bread, and homemade cake from scratch for dinner and desert.

Just as Hiccup thought he couldn't take the suspense anymore, he heard a car door shut outside. He immediately jumped to his foot and prosthetic, running outside and crushing his wife with a hug, not caring about the luggage that fell on the concrete below.

"I missed you so much." Hiccup whispered into his wife's hair with his arms wrapped tightly around her. Astrid hugged him back tightly as tears ran down the man's face. They were twenty seven now and the girl had been in the military since they were nineteen and got married. She'd been away for a year and a half now, and Hiccup hadn't ever been happier to see her.

"Let me get this." Hiccup said as he pulled back from his wife and grabbed her suitcase. She was still dressed in her army uniform so told her husband she needed to go get changed. Hiccup didn't complain at all as he was left to carry he scattered stuff inside, cheeks still red from dried tears.

As the night went on Astrid was beyond grateful for the meal her husband had prepared. "Hiccup, this is amazing." She said between mouthfuls of food. "I haven't had something like this in forever." Hiccup chuckled as he watched his wife eat his home-cooked meal, diving into his own mixed veggies and garlic bread more slowly, now caring for the turkey.

"I swear you're getting thinner everyday." Astrid joked, watching her husband eat his small plate of food. Hiccup placed his hand on his heart as if the comment had hurt. "Oh! That was an unfair blow." He shouted, standing up playfully. Astrid grinned and pushed her chair back, watching her husband's movements.

"You asked for it." She said with a laugh. "What are you going to do about it." Hiccup lunged at his wife and grabbed her around the waist, tackling them both to the floor. He tickled her stomach which was exposed thanks to her short blue shirt.

Astrid laughed more than she had in a while and tried to get away. "Oh no you don't! You're not getting away." Hiccup pulled her back and tickled her harder, before his wife grabbed his wrist and pulled it behind his back with a twist.

"Ow! Ow! Okay you win!" He waited as Astrid let go of his wrist. "You always win." Hiccup stated in an annoyed tone, checking his hand for injuries and rubbing the soreness out of it. Astrid only smirked. "You knew what you were getting into." She stated. Hiccup frowned. "Uh huh."

Astrid watched her husband check his wrist, a smile gracing his lips as his forest green eyes shined. She smiled and moved closer to him, forgetting about dinner. "I didn't really hurt you. Did I babe?" Hiccup smiled and shook his head. "It's only fun if you get a scar out of it."

Astrid smiled. "Well...it's what you get for tickling me." She then kissed her husband gently. "And that's for being my husband." Hiccup smirked. "What about the 'that's for everything else'?" He questioned, knowing what he'd get in return.

Sure enough Astrid's lips crashed into those of her husband. The couple moved in sync with each other, struggling to stand before pulling away. "Bedroom?" Astrid asked in a confident but sweet voice. Her husband nodded. "I've been waiting for you." They both laughed and ran to their room, slamming the door and causing the house dog and pet bird to look up in surprise before going back to eating. They decided to help each other get the food off the table, not disturbed at all by how mad their owners would be.

"Hiccup!" Astrid called out as her husband quickly removed her shirt and bra, moving eagerly to wrap his lips around one nipple. She gripped his hair tightly, moaning as the other nipple hardened do to the cold air. Hiccup only growled in response to his name being called, the vibrations heating Astrid's nerves.

"Please...no playing around." Astrid asked desperately as her husband worked to remove his own shirt and pants, leaving him in nothing but his prosthetic and underwear. Astrid did the same, though removed her undergarments so her husband had a full view as she climbed onto his lap, locking her lips with his.

"Gods I love you." Hiccup whispered, desperately grabbing a hold of his wife who he hadn't seen or felt in a year. He was already leaking and her wet do to the desperation they both felt to have each other. They hadn't had another in so long. Their loyalty left them unable to have this with anyone else.

"Hiccup...remove that Gods be damned underwear of yours would ya?" Astrid asked, a bit grumpy that her desperate needs weren't being met. Hiccup chuckled with half lidded eyes, doing as she asked. As soon as the clothing was his wife was on his lap, grinding against him.

"I take it this is your turn to be on top?" Hiccup managed to joke despite the fire in his length. Astrid nodded and pushed him back so he was propped up on his forearms. They both gasped and hissed, Hiccup bucking his hips into his wife as she slid down him. They took a little moment to adjust, Astrid having not taken a man in over a year, before they began moving.

"A-Astrid I'm already close." Hiccup whispered in a deep tone only a minute or two later. Astrid nodded, moaning as he bucked into her. "Same here babe. Don't worry. I-I...ahhh Fuck!" Her walls clenched around her husband as she reached her climax, Hiccup following her soon after and releasing his seed into her. They didn't have to worry about pregnancy, as Astrid had decided her life in the army would make it hard to raise a child, so she'd had a procedure which prevented her from having children. It could be reversed at a later date if they absolutely wanted it, though would be costly, and both Haddocks had made the decision long ago that they'd rather be foster parents as that was how Hiccup had grown up.

Hiccup lay back on the bed, his wife collapsing onto his sweaty torso. They had less than five minutes before a crash came from the kitchen.

"We left our food out..." Astrid said suddenly as fear filled her eyes.

"Yep." Hiccup simply stated with eyes equally as wide.

"And Stormfly knows how to knock things off the table."

"Correct." Hiccup said once again, eyes widening further.

"Aren't those two best friends and dogs love human food?"

Hiccup nodded his head and the both of them jumped out of bed, threw on their clothes, and ran to the kitchen to see what disasters would present themselves.

(A/N) This one was honestly a bit shorter than I'd hoped, and a quicky, but I hope you guys and gals at least enjoy the comedic ending!