Okay, for those of you who were confused. This is not a story, it is random one shots, they have no order, they have nothing to do with eachother, and I am starting a fan club with Enpowerswan, called the WE hate lauren but we love Eddie fan club… anyone wanna join? This little one shot thingy is based on a true story, I actually did what will eventually happen.

Adventures in Old-Navy Land

Part one:

Bella and Alice were about half way through a shopping extravaganza at the mall, when Alice suddenly had a vision. She excitedly turned towards Bella and explained it to her.

"Edward is following us, I know he promised not to, but he did. Right now he is over at Cinnabon, hiding behind an extra large Tropical Chillatta." Bella sneakily snuck a glance at him, his wild hair stuck up above the drink of fruity deliciousness, ruining even the slight chance he had of his clever disguise working. He was getting awkward looks from passersby's, and the mall cops slowly made their way over to him. Bella laughed and continued to watch the show, wishing she had some popcorn, or possibly a video camera.

"Alice, we have to teach him a lesson, he swore he wouldn't spy or follow me." He had in fact promised not to follow or spy, because Bella was buying a dress for graduation, and she wanted it to be a total surprise. It wasn't like he actually saw her dress, because the Seattle mall was pretty limited, but that wasn't the point. The point was that he had promised, and broke his promise. Bella looked at Alice, who had a wide and slightly disturbing smile on her face.

"I have just the plan." She said and followed it up with a spot on imitation of an evil laugh. It was something like "MWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!", only sounded way more attractive to the passing high school horndogs. With one last glance at Edward, who was now trying to flirt his way out of having to go to the super secret mall cop room, they ran off to put their evil plan into action!

Part two:

Edward had finally escaped the disturbed mal l cops, after continually reassuring them, that, no, he was not a terrorist, he just enjoyed hiding behind large drinks that had way too many calories. He suddenly realized that Bella was nowhere to be found. He shot off to find them, with a girly scream flying out of his mouth. Mental note to self: no more Chillattas for Eddie.

What do the dynamic danger twins (aka Bella and Alice) have in store for Edward? You'll have to wait till I update again! Be nice or I will make the mall cops come after you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cue Alice's evil laugh