Half an hour pre-show
Camera-man: the interest is kind of dipping. Episode 1 was by far the best
Announcer: but wasn't that just because it was Episode 1?
Tsukimori Len: I thought it was because you decided to go insane and ask me about sleepwalking and hiphopping at night and all that other random stuff?
*Announcer thinks back to Episode 1*
Announcer: OHHH… well, that did take pretty well
Camera-man: was there a reason why we didn't continue it?
Announcer: I think it was only because some people seemed nearly airtight it was kind of hard to do so
*Announcer blinks*
Announcer: wait a minute… what are you doing here, Tsukimori Len?
Tsukimori Len: I'm with Tsuchi.
Announcer: Tsuchi..?
*Camera-man whispers in Announcer's ear*
Announcer: Tsu… OH! Ehehehe… yeah… I…I knew who you meant
*Camera-man has smug smile on face*
Camera-man: No you didn't
Tsuchiura Ryou: well, we'll be there as backup if you need. After all, the show should end with a bang, right?
*Announcer smiles*
Announcer: definitely!
*crowd cheers*
Announcer: Today we'd like to welcome another little known guest, a person who popped into La Corda D'Oro here and there. Know Your Stars is pleased to welcome Sakimoto Mizue!
*crowd is unsure whether to cheer, thus some do*
Sakimoto Mizue: konnichiwa, Announcer-san.
*gong noise*
Announcer: well, let's get underway! Sakamoto Mizue, in your spare time you…
Sakimoto Mizue: dream of hot awesome hunky guys who'll take me out on all sorts of dates everywhere…
*Sakimoto Mizue drools slightly*
Announcer: umm… okay… so your thoughts on the main La Corda D'Oro guys?
Sakimoto Mizue: well… Shimizu-kouhai, as much as you're super cute with your angelic face, I just can't stand someone who'll sleep most of the time…
*crowd laughs slightly*
Sakimoto Mizue: Hihara-senpai, your cheeriness is infectious, and your trumpeting and athleticism is good… but… you're just not my type…
*crowd laughs even more*
Sakimoto Mizue: Tsukimori-san… well… I'm not interested in any spoiled or rich brat that isn't friendly with my Ryou…
*crowd laughs again*
Camera-man: *mutters to self* it's not 'my Ryou' you silly girl
Sakimoto Mizue: Azuma-senpai… well… wowee… your purple long hair is so awesome and shiny… you're so bright to look at it's completely blinding… *shields self*
*Announcer coughs*
*crowd is still laughing*
Camera-man: *laughing* it brings most girls' hair to shame, does it not? *laughing again*
Sakimoto Mizue: and Ryou-kun… well… he's really muscly from Soccer… yet his fingers are really soft and cool… and… and… *blushes*
*crowd has roared with laughter*
*Announcer can't help but chuckle*
*Camera-man is laughing*
Backstage…
*Tsuchiura Ryou facepalms himself*
Tsuchiura Ryou: that sounds so wrong, Sakimoto. I swear, it's like you're insulting me or something
*Tsukimori Len is beside himself laughing*
Tsukimori Len: she was… pretty accurate… with those descriptions… except mine… ahahaha…. Spoiled or rich brat… well… if she only knew… hahahaha… although… yours was completely gold…
Tsuchiura Ryou: stop pointing it out
Tsukimori Len: but… it's kinda… hard…
*Tsukimori Len can't stop laughing*
Announcer: we-well… moving on…
Sakimoto Mizue: Tsuchiura Ryoutarou is my number one favourite guy in the world! Do you have a problem with that?
*crowd roars with laughter again*
*Camera-man is wiping tears from their eyes*
Camera-man: what a great contestant…
*Announcer desperately trying to keep a straight face*
Announcer: n-nothing at all…
Camera-man: *thinks to self* I can imagine one person backstage who must want to go on stage to completely kill this girl…
Sakimoto Mizue: good. So?
*Announcer blinks, and recovers quickly*
Announcer: moving on… how do you determine who is a couple, Sakimoto Mizue?
*Sakimoto Mizue thinks*
Sakimoto Mizue: I think of it as a science…
*Camera-man chokes*
Camera-man: a science? Determining couples is a science? *Imagines Universities offering 'Determining romantic couples' as a science course*
*Camera-man can't hold laughter in*
Announcer: what do you mean by that it's like a science?
*Sakimoto Mizue straightens up*
Sakimoto Mizue: There's a lot of factors that determine couples… from their respective heights, to the way they talk to each other, and how they walk with respect to each other… whether or not the atmosphere between them is awkward…
*Announcer raises eye*
Sakimoto Mizue: there's also how they're like together when they're with other people… their hobbies and interests… I could go on for days…
Camera-man: *dryly* it definitely sounds like it. Remind me how you get boyfriends again?
Announcer: I see you're quite the expert… thus… may I ask… how many boyfriends have you had?
Sakimoto Mizue: absolutely none
*crowd is completely silenced*
Sakimoto Mizue: all of the guys I've kind of dated were people I was somewhat interested in at the time, but not actual boyfriends or anything
*crowd goes back to laughing again*
Camera-man: *thinks of the two boys backstage* yup, he's really going to kill that girl. I'm going to do a countdown from 10…
Announcer: ahhh… so a boyfriend to you is?
Camera-man: …9…
Sakimoto Mizue: someone who can make me believe they have actual interest in me, not someone who goes along with me because I'm pretty
Camera-man: …8…
Sakimoto Mizue: or cute or whatever they all thought of me back at the time I supposedly was with them… I mean, we kissed and stuff… but it never meant a thing…
Camera-man: ouch… 7…
*Announcer looks perplexed for a moment*
Announcer: I… see… does this include Tsuchiura Ryoutarou who you said about before?
*Sakimoto Mizue thinks*
*crowd roars in laughter again*
Camera-man: *laughs* why does she have to even think about it… 6…
Sakimoto Mizue: well… he didn't really show much interest in me… all polite and that…
Announcer: *mentally think to self* I think that's just Ryou's way… *nods curtly to Sakimoto Mizue's comment*
Camera-man: now that's 5… 5 to go…
Sakimoto Mizue: yet… they're not that experienced in high school, right?
Announcer: y-yeah… I guess…
Camera-man: *facepalm* you don't really know, do you… 4…
Sakimoto Mizue: maybe I should give them a chance or something? What do you think, Announcer-san?
Announcer: eh… EHHHH?
*Camera-man chuckles*
Camera-man: this is making the moment all the more sweeter… 3…
Announcer: we-well… I… can't really say…
Sakimoto Mizue: Announcer-san hasn't had the chance to be interested in anyone or be with anyone? That's kind of sad…
Announcer: uhh… that's not quite –
Sakimoto Mizue: I'm sure if you met Tsuchiura Ryou you'll find him a pretty good first guy…
Camera-man: oh man… 2…
Announcer: ummm….. uhhh….
Sakimoto Mizue: except, of course, I kind of want to see him again, if you get my drift…
Camera-man: *grinning* …1…
*Camera-man tells one of the Camera team to focus their Camera towards the curtain that hides the backstage area where the two guys are*
Announcer: of… of course…
Camera-man: now it's 0… it's showtime…
*backstage curtain is dramatically opened, and out comes a furiously walking Tsuchiura Ryou*
Sakimoto Mizue: eh-ehhh? Ryou-kun?
*Sakimoto Ryou grabs Sakamoto Mizue by the collar*
Camera-man: I love bugging people with microphones… *turns on the switch for the microphone on Tsuchiura Ryou*
Tsuchiura Ryou: *clearly angry* don't you dare say anymore you f**king b*tch!
Author's Note: heeheehee…. XD
If you didn't enjoy this at all then you're no fun and you should go somewhere else… :P
Otherwise… for those who did enjoy it…
Hopefully this is an adequate KYS 11.5 [that's right, this is only HALF of chapter 11!) and highlights that the final episode / chapter 13 will definitely be an unmissable chapter! ^^
I don't think I've had this much fun plotting out a character's answers in this way… and while this was probably a complete mistake the way it turned out… I'm sure you'll enjoy it nonetheless! XD
Reviews are always needed and greatly appreciated!