"Can you go a day without hitting someone with lightning?" Rufus wondered.
"Oh, is that some kind of problem for you?" Hild rose an eyebrow.
"It's just… do you have anger issues or something?"
"Anger Issues?" Hild thought about it for a moment. "I'm just bi-polar. I got that from my dad."
"Have you had therapy?"
"Do I look like I need therapy?" Hild asked with lightning sparking around her.
"…You may not want me to answer that." Rufus responded. A electric aura was still around her, which was really worrying the blond. Rufus decided to change the subject. He made a smile. "Did you lose weight?"
The greenette blinked at the random question. "Yes actually, I lost three pounds of this new die… wait a minute. How are you gonna ask about my anger issues to me losing weight?"
"Do you really want to keep going on the previous conversation?"
"Not exactly." She simply replied. "But I rather talk about something relevant."
Okay, that made no sense. So his next question was somewhat relevant. "Where's your father now?"
"He's in a maximum security prison."
"And how did this happen?"
"He killed twenty-three guardians, and also my mother and my five year old sister." She bluntly replied.
Rufus's eyes widened. "I'm so sorry for bringing that up."
The storm dragon blinked again before muttering. "I really do need anger management sessions, don't I?"
"That's your decision not mine."
Hild turned around and walked out without saying anything else.
-o- (Three days later)
"Good morning minna!" A cheerful voice shouted.
This surprised everyone. For one thing, nobody in the Sabertooth Guild was cheery enough to say good morning to everyone. This wasn't Fairy Tail. And two, this came from someone who hardly even smiled.
Hild had walked over to the S-class wizards of Sabertooth. "Good morning you guys." She said with a smile.
"Good morning?" They questioned, mostly because how cheery she was.
"Are you okay Hild?" Orga asked.
"Are you on your period?" Sting asked, worriedly.
"Don't be silly. And yes I'm okay. I took Rufus's advice and took an anger management class. They put me on some happy pills, and everything looks so bright and colorful. Seriously, everything looks so bright and colorful it's starting to hurt my eyes a little." She finished.
"Well, maybe you shouldn't take them if it's making your eyes hurt." Rogue responded.
"Would you rather get struck with lightning?"
"No."
"Then it's better if I stay on these pills." She then turned her gaze over to Rufus. "Say Rufus, how would you react if I said I love you?"
The blond blinked at the sudden question. Did she really just ask him a question like that.
He finally replied with, "I'd be the happiest man in Sabertooth."
"Oh, to bad. I don't like you that way."
Sting started laughing a little, which made Rufus frown.
"Sorry, even though I'm happy, I'm still a little cruel."
"I see." Was all he said, slowly.
"Hm, but don't get me wrong, I do love ya." Rufus was about to reply till Hild finished with, "but not that kind of love, so don't ask me out on a date." She said with a ear to ear smile.
Well, at least he knew Hild likes him. That was a good thing for him to think about.
"Okay, since your talking about confessions. What do you really think about me?" Sting asked.
Hild's smile disappeared. "… I'm going on a mission." She snapped her finger and teleported out.
"What?!" Sting said.
-o-
It was around six in the afternoon. Hild was back from a slight easy mission. Mostly because all the hardcore and medium hard requests were gone. Leaving all the easy jobs untouched.
"Hey Rufus?"
Rufus turned around. "Hello Eferhilda."
"So, I was wondering if you could accompany me on a date?" She asked, slightly blushing.
"What? A… a date?"
"Yeah. Why is that so hard to believe?"
"No, it's just, your finally taking my offer."
"Oh Rufus."
"Rufus. Rufus! RUFUS!"
Rufus woke to a sudden shout and shook on the shoulder. He lifted his head from a book he was currently reading.
"Huh?" He looked around and saw he was sitting at the bar with Hild sitting beside him. "Wait, when did I fall asleep?"
"About a hour ago." Hild picked up the book Rufus fell asleep on. "You fell asleep on… The Ancient Art of Storm Magic." Hild frowned. "This is a good book, and you fell asleep on it?!" She hit him with the book in the head, twice.
"Ow! What happened to you being happy?" He asked while rubbing his now sore head.
"The pills lost affect."
"I see." He said slowly.
"Anyway, I woke you up cause I wanted to make a bet with you."
"What?" She woke him up for that? Maybe she was just lonely that she needed to entertain herself. "Sure. What do you have in mind?"
"If I can't go a week without hitting anyone with lightning, or giving someone a punishment for that matter, I'll be your slave for the day."
This made Rufus smile. "Oh? And what would you want in return?"
"Hmm, well…" She started with a sinister tone, which made the blond shutter a little. "I have thought of some new punishments and I need a test dummy… or should I say test blondie?"
Rufus didn't like the idea, but he figured he had a chance. "Only on one condition."
"What's that?"
"You can only take one of those pills a day. And I need you to be here at eleven to eight at the afternoon. Deal?"
"Deal." She shook her hand with his in agreement.
When their hands latched together, red fire appeared from Hild's hands then moved over to Rufus's hand. It lasted for a second till Hild let go.
"What was that?"
"It was the official deal. So don't go back on your word or else. We can start tomorrow." Hild got up from her seat and walked off.
"Let's see how long Hild can last?" Rufus chuckled.
(Three days later)
"Hild is doing a great job keeping her anger from getting out of control." Rogue said, looking over to the bar.
"That's only because of those pills she's taking." Sting replied.
"But let's not forget, they only have a seven hour effect and she's here for nine hours." Rufus said.
"Aren't you nervous of losing? It's been three days and Hild looks perfectly fine."
"Not exactly nervous." But in reality he was nervous.
"You don't look like you're okay with this. Maybe you should take those pills so you could win."
Rufus frowned at what Sting said. "I'm a trustworthy man Sting. I'm not gonna cheat to win."
"So you rather become Hild's test dummy of new punishments she thought of."
Rufus didn't want to think about some if the new punishments Hild made.
"Okay, I'll do it."
"And I'll join ya."
"Huh, why do you want to do this?"
"I have my reasons." Sting smiled.
Even though Sting didn't say why he wanted to go but the masked wizard figured he just wanted to look through Hild's things.
"Fine."
"How are you two going to break into her house?" Rogue asked. Sting opened his mouth but the shadow dragon cut him off with, "And don't say me, cause I'm not dong anything. You two are lucky enough I won't tell Hild about this."
"Oh, you must think you're better just because you had a date with Hild, don't you?"
"Sting. Shut up." Rogue said.
Sting smiled. "You know I'm just kidding."
"It sure wasn't funny."
"Anyway, whatever we do we both have to have Hild and her dog out the house."
Rufus thought of a scheme. "I got it."
"That fast?"
"Of course. I'm smart like that." Rufus responded while tapping his head with his index finger.
-o- (the next day)
Hild decided to wake up at nine in the morning, she'd normally wake up at five to do a morning run, but was feeling pretty tired lately. She got up and got dressed. By the time she was done she walked outside to get her mail she received. When she was back inside, she threw majority of them away, and only had two left in her hand. One of them was a letter from her sister and another from a magazine company that said Dogwood. She opens the second one first.
"Congratulations Eferhilda Wyvern, you and your dog Rufus Wyvern, have won a exclusive photo shot from Dogwood Magazine." Hild almost let the letter slip out of her hands. "A photo shot from Dogwood Magazine… RUFUS!"
Not a second later, her dog walked in the living room. "Yes Hild?"
"Guess what?" She didn't give him time to answer before she talked again. "We won a exclusive photo shot with Dogwood Magazine. Aren't you excited?"
"Uhh, sure."
"We have to be at the studio by three. But I also need to take you to the groomers."
"Do we have to go to the groomers?" He complained.
"Of course. We need your coat clean and shiny. This is important. I'll go get your harness."
When she put his collar and dog harness on they headed out the door.
"Where are you and you're mutt going off to?" Someone said next door.
Hild frowned and turned to her neighbor. "For your information, we're off to the groomers."
"Oh, so you finally going to get that mangy mutt a nice groom?"
This was the last straw for the storm dragon. "Look, just because your shiz zu won first in the dog show, doesn't mean it's better. Cause unlike you and your dog, me and Rufus have an appointment for a photo shoot with DogWood Magazine. The only picture you have your dog was taken by a ameture."
"Well the people who picked you must be a real fool!" He neighbor shouted.
"The only fool is you. Especially for having your dog's leash connected to its collar. Everyone knows you're supposed to have to have a harness so you won't choke the hell out of your dog. You black haired hag." With that said, she turned to the other direction and walked off.
"Uh, Hild. Did you take your pills today?"
"Yeah. It's just that woman annoys the hell out of me."
"And one more question."
Hild raised her eyebrow and looked down. "What's that?"
"Don't you have a bet to do?"
"Oh yeah, I need to tell Rufus to postpone the bet for today. I need to go to the guild, but we have to pass through… her house." She looked back down to her Great Dane. "Have you peed yet?"
"No."
"Good, pee at her mailbox when we get there."
He made a small nod and walked to the other direction. The woman wasn't outside anymore, so when they reached the mailbox Hild ordered the dog to hurry up and pee. It didn't take long for the black haired woman to come back outside to see that sight.
"Just what do you think you're doing?!" She shouted.
"Uh oh. Run Rufus!" The two started running away.
(Short time skip)
"Stay outside. I'll be right back." She walked in the guild, leaving her large dog outside.
A few seconds later a girl was about to walk in when she noticed a dog sitting to the sides.
"Are you lost doggy?"
"Don't talk to me." He bluntly said without turning his head.
The woman eyes widened and hurried into the guild building.
(Inside the guild)
Hild had walked over to the table she saw the long haired blond sat at. "Rufus, let's postpone the bet today. I have to take my dog to the groomers then we have a photo shoot. You understand, right?"
"Oh course Eferhilda." He said with a slight grin.
"Thanks." She slightly bent down and kissed him on the cheek. She then hurried and ran back out.
Rufus stood there from the shock and stayed in that position.
"Uh, is it me or did Hild just kiss you?" Orga asked while pointing at the blond.
"It must be those pills she's taking." Rogue said.
Rufus got out of shock. "I'm hoping that's not the reason." He got up from his seat. "Let's go." He said over to Sting. Sting got up and they walked out the guild together. Not suspicious at all.
"What are they doing?" The lightning god asked Rogue.
"They're going to break into Hild's house so they could steal her pills so Rufus could win a bet."
"And why is Sting doing this?"
"I'm pretty sure he just want to be nosy and look through her things."
"Of course."
-o-
"So, how much did you pay so she could get a photo shoot with her dog?"
"Nothing. I have a friend there and he owed me a favor."
"And how did you know she's interested in this dog magazine?"
"I remember seeing a couple of those magazines in Hild's book shelf in her living room when we visited there." Rufus said.
The two stopped in front of the door. "Do you have a card?" Sting asked.
Rufus was about to answer when a voiced called out, "There's a key under the large grayish rock!"
They got puzzled and shocked faces when they turned to the the voice who said that. Indeed, it was the neighbor who was wearing a blue lace dress.
"Why are you telling us this?!" Sting couldn't help but ask.
"I don't like her." She said then walked back inside her house.
The two just stood there, wondering what just happened. After some seconds, Sting bent down to a medium size, smooth rock and picked it up. There was a shiny silver key under it. He picked it up and put the rock back down.
"So that woman was right? Okay…" He put the key in the door lock and unlocked it. They walked inside the two story house.
"Make sure there's no dirt on your shoes." Rufus said.
Sting looked down to his feet then scrubbed it on the mat back outside. He came back in and closed the door. They started walking up the stairs.
"I wonder why Hild has a large house if it's just her and her dog." Sting said.
Rufus replied with a shrug. "The pill bottle should be in her room's bathroom."
Sting opened the door that was closet to him in the hallway. He looked inside.
"Whoa, her dog has his own room."
Rufus looked inside the room as well. It was a large room that had a shelf with dog toys in it, a full size bed, a dresser with pictures on it, and large, flat Lacrima screen tv. All of this, for a dog.
"I see Hild be spoiling Rufus." Sting said as he re-closed the door.
He walked over to the next room and this one was a smaller room compared to Rufus's. But nothing was really in there but a small dresser and a bed. Must be the guest room they both thought. He re-closed that door. The next room was neat and tidy like the rest of the house. There were more stuff in this one than the previous ones.
"This is it." Rufus said, walking in. The first Sting did was walk straight to her closet. "Why are you searching in the closet?"
"I just wanted to see what she has?" He looked back inside. "Like this right here." Rufus turned back around to see Sting pull out an instrument. "I can't remember what it's called, but I know it makes an annoying sound."
"It's called bagpipes." Rufus said then walked into the bathroom.
He wanted to hurry up and leave as soon as possible. He didn't really like the idea of being in Hild's house without her consent.
He looked through the medicine cabinet behind the mirror. There was literally nothing in there. He closed it then looked through the bottom sink cabinet. Nothing but tissue, soap, … pads. Well, now he knows she doesn't use tampons. Not like he wanted to know though. He walked back out the bathroom and back into the bedroom.
"Well, her pills aren't in there. What are you looking at?"
"It's a photo album. Look at this." He pointed to a child with a yellow headband, and light green curly hair. Rufus smiled knowing who it was. "It's Hild when she was twelve."
"How you know she's twelve?" She looked around ten to Rufus.
"Cause it said it behind the picture. Anyway," He flipped through some pages. "Look at this."
It was a picture of Hild with a spiked headband, collar, and had a black leather jacket zipped up. There was no smile and anyone could tell this was Eferhilda Wyverm.
"I like her style in this picture, but I couldn't help but look at how old she was. She's thirteen. Rather something went wrong in her past year, or puberty really hit her." Sting started laughing, but when he looked back to Rufus, who had a unamused face expression. Sting stopped laughing. "It was funnier in my head." He closed the book. "So you said you couldn't find it?"
"No, it's not in her bathroom."
"Then it must be in her drawers." Sting out the photo album back where he found it.
They started going through her drawers. When five minutes passed of searching, Sting started laughing again.
Rufus raised an eyebrow with curiosity. "What's so funny?"
"I can't help but notice how small Hild's boobs are." Sting pulled up one of Hild's bras. "She mostly have training bras in here."
Rufus scowled. "How's that funny Sting?"
"It's funny cause most of the girls I met have large boobs, Hild is the third girl I met with small ones. The other two are those girls from Fairy Tail.
"That's not funny Sting."
"Well maybe that's because you have no sense of humor."
"Just put it back and keep looking. I don't want to stay here any longer."
"Fine." Sting complied.
Ten seconds passed when Sting opened another drawer.
"Oi Rufus. I found something that would gain your interest."
"What's that?" He said turning back to him.
Sting didn't exactly answer but threw something at him. Rufus was able to catch it then realized what the white dragon slayer threw at him.
A bunch of red grew on his face as he stared at the Victoria secret thong.
"See, I knew you'd like it. What's goin in your mind now?"
"P-put it back Sting." He responded, throwing it back at the spiky haired blond.
"You don't want it? It smells like Hild."
"PUT IT BACK STING!"
"Okay okay." He replied.
When Rufus turned back around to keep searching, Sting stuffed the undergarment in his pants pocket then went back to work as if nothing ever happened.
Another minute passed. "It's not here. Where else could she put it?" Rufus began thinking. "Maybe it's in the other bathrooms."
-o- (Fifteen minutes later)
"Do you think she's out of pills?" Sting wondered.
"I have no clue. Maybe she's that type of person to them in regular spots."
"That makes no sense. There happy pills, why would she want to hide them?"
"Maybe because she knew we would try to steal them."
"Let's hope that's not the case." Sting said. "There's one spot we haven't checked yet."
"And where's that?"
(Screen changes)
Rufus crossed his arms. "You must be hungry."
"That's not the case. Some people put medicine in their kitchen drawers."
"Who would do that?" Rufus asked.
"Rogue." Sting saw a disbelief face from Rufus. "Believe it or not, he does it. I once found a cold pill bottle when I was looking for a fork.
"Okay." He replied and looked through first drawer.
Sting walked to the nearest cabinet. "Wow, she had a lot of cornstarch boxes in here. Rather she's one of those addictive people who eats this stuff or she likes cooking so much that it involves a lot of flour substance." Rufus didn't pay attention to Sting's ramble. He was already though the third drawer. Sting closed the cabinet and saw a cake on a stand. "Do you think she'll notice if I get a piece of this cake?"
"It depends." He turned around. "How big do you want it?"
Sting took the top off and got the knife laying by the carrot cake. "About this big." He made a small triangle piece.
"I don't think she would."
Sting cut the piece and put it on a paper towel.
"It's not here." Rufus said, frustrated. He looked everywhere and couldn't find it.
Sting turned back to his comrade, chewing on a piece of carrot cake. He slightly gazed up at the top of the brown cabinet and he noticed something odd. There was a white cylinder substance at the top.
He swallowed before saying, "I think I found it."
"Hm, where?"
"At the top of the cabinet.
Rufus walked over to where the white dragon was standing. He looked up and saw the white cylinder.
"Why would she put it on top of the cabinet?"
"I'm wondering how she can get it down so easily. She's almost my height and that looks pretty tall, even for me." Sting said, eating on another piece of his cake.
Rufus remember seeing a step ladder somewhere. "Wasn't there a step ladder in Hild's closet?"
"Yeah." Sting answered back.
Rufus walked back out, leaving Sting behind. He went through the closet and found the ladder to the side. He picked it up and was about to leave back out, but he stopped when he noticed something on Hild's desk. It had the title journal on it. Being a little nosy, he picked it up and opened it. The title inside said 'Encounter log'. Curious, he flipped through the pages. It had names and information on what she thinks of people that she have met in her life. His eyes widened and quickly flipped though the pages, looking for his name.
Sting who finished his food had started wondering what was taking his comrade so long. He left out the kitchen, but made sure he didn't leave any crumbs anywhere. He walked back into Hild's room to see the memory-make wizard looking through a book. He shook his head.
"Can't you go a day without reading?"
Rufus jumped a little when Sting started talking. "It's a journal where Eferhilda talks about people she encountered. See here's your name."
"Let me see." Sting got the book from Rufus's hand. He read his two pages about him and smiled. "Heh, she thinks I'm hot."
"What?!" Rufus looked over Sting's shoulder.
"Looks like no one can resist my charm."
"Charm? Since when do you have charm?"
"Shut up. Let's see what she thinks of you." Sting turned a few pages and found Rufus's name. "Let's see. She thinks you're…" He paused and closed the book and set it back on the desk.
"What are you doing?"
"Hide. Hild's back." Sting hid under the bed.
"What?" Rufus then heard the door open downstairs. He hurriedly put the step ladder back in the closet, closed it, and hid under the bed with Sting.
A few seconds later, the door in the room opened. The two blonds could see her combat boots under the bed curtain.
"Oi Rufus, do you know where I put my black shoes?"
"I think you put them under the bed."
Well that done it. The two were completely terrified as they turned a ghostly white. Hild bent down, about to look under. Her hand under the rail.
'We're dead.' Sting kept repeating in his head.
"Oh, it's right here." The dog said, walking by the desk.
Hild stood back up and went to the shoes by the desk. She was about to leave with them until she stopped. She gazed back down to her desk and saw the journal sitting on it. She picked it up and put it in one of the drawers and locked it with a key. She put the key in her pocket.
"Come on boy." They walked out and Hild closed the door behind.
Sting and Rufus sighed with relief when she was gone. Still, they laid in the same spot for some minutes just in case she didn't leave as soon as. After the sixth minute, they slid back out from the bed.
"That was a close one." Sting grumbled. "And looks like she put her journal up too. To bad, I wanted to know how Hild felt about you."
"Yeah." He agreed. He got the step ladder back out. "Come on."
Rufus climbed up to get the bottle down. He pulled out a bag from his jacket (or whatever he wear)
"What kind of pills is that?" Sting asked with curiosity.
"It's just some headache pills." He poured the pills out the bottle and put eight headache pills in. "Okay. Finally done. Let's go."
"Alright man." Sting responded.
They left out and Sting locked the door with he key.
"Do you think we should leave the key here?" Sting asked.
"What do you mean?" At the that moment, he remembered about the neighbor. She might try to sneak in when they left. But if they take it, Hild would undoubtedly notice it gone. "Just put it under the mat." Hopefully the woman might think they just took it with them.
-o- (The next day)
Hild woke up at two in the morning, needing to go to the bathroom. She hurried in there, and the first thing she said that night was, "Damn it."
(Later the morning)
Rufus couldn't help but feel guilty about sneaking in and stealing Hild's pills. But not enough for him to confess about it like those people on tv.
It was eleven fifteen when Hild walked in with a emotionless expression. She looked over to the bar and noticed all the seats were taken, as well as all the tables. Since when was Sabertooth so full? She strolled over to the S-Class table and sat down next to Rufus.
He was about to ask why she was sitting with them, until she said, "Don't talk to me."
"Aw, looks like someone isn't happy." Sting taunted. "Didn't you take your pills?"
"I can't."
This kind of surprised everyone. "What do you mean, 'you can't'?"
"I'm not supposed to take them while on my period. It'll give me some other side effects since those pills are pretty stronger than your average happy pills."
Wait, so Rufus went through all that trouble… for nothing! He put his head down onto the table. Hild turned to him.
"What's wrong with you?"
"Nothing important." He grumbled.
Hild frowned. "And I need you and Sting to stay out my house."
"What?!" The blonds said with surprised.
"Did you two really think I wasn't gonna notice?"
"But, how?" Rufus said.
Hild shook her head. "I'm disappointed in you Rufus. You're the MEMORY-make wizard and yet, you apparently forgot that as a dragon slayer I have enhanced smell and hearing."
Rufus sighed as he put his head between his hands. Great, who knew what she would do them once the bet was over.
"Look at the bright side Hild." Sting said with his usual smile.
"What is the bright side of y'all sneaking in my house and looking through my stuff?" She said with an angry tone.
"If it wasn't for us, your neighbor would've went into your house. She knew where your spare key was."
Hild blinked at his answer and kept quiet. Everyone started to wonder what she was thinking. She closed her eyes. "Thank you." She said that surprised them. "But don't think you two are off the hook."
"Whatcha gonna do? Punish us?"
Hild flinched her left eyebrow. "No. Because if I do that, then I'll lose the bet. I'll punish both of you when it's over."
"Right." A nerve popped up in her head. Sting was starting to be uppity now. She got up and walked to the bathroom. "Well, at least you have a better chance of winning."
"Why do you want me to win so badly?"
"Because I want to see what you make Hild do if you'd win. So, what are you planning to have Hild do as your slave? Is it erotic?"
"Sting, stop being a perv." Orga said.
"I just want to know. We already know what goes in this guy's dreams." He turned back to Rufus. "Are you at least gonna make her wear a maid outfit?"
"Shut the hell up Sting!" Rogue complained.
"You know what? I'll just come by your place when that day happen." Sting finished. Hild came back, but this time sat by Rogue. "Wa oh. Looks like Hild still like Rogue."
Both Hild and Rogue slightly blushed.
"No I don't."
"Rogue does." Sting said slyly.
"I don't like her. I mean, I do like her, but not that kind of like. I like as a comrade or a friend."
"Calm down Rogue. It's not serious. What happened in the past happened on the past. We should just move on with no problems."
"Yeah, it's not so serious Rogue. I was just joking."
"Shut up Sting. There's nothing funny about your jokes." Hild said.
"Ahh, am I getting on the little dragon's nerve?" Sting cooed.
Hild clenched her teeth together. "That's it. I'm done with your shit. We're fighting outside. It's not a punishment."
"A fight? Finally!" Sting been wanting to know how strong he is compared to Hild. Sting got up and walked out to the back of the guild.
"Bring your asses too." Hild told them.
The five got up and followed the two. Inquisitive, a few other wizards went to the back to watch this fight.
"Alright Sting, this is a fist fight, no magic." Hild said. "Other than that. You can do anything."
"Bring it." Sting got into a fighting stance. Hild also got into a fighting stance.
"Wait a minute." Minerva said, walking over to them.
"What is it?" Hild asked.
"Don't start yet. Let people make their bets first."
"What?"
(Ten minutes later)
There was thirty people in the crowd. Majority of them betted on Hild. Only eight people betted for Sting.
"What the hell?! Only eight people for me?" Sting looked over to his partner, who was standing beside him. "At least you betted on me."
"I didn't." Rogue said.
"Oh. So you didn't make a bet at all?"
"I betted on Hild."
"WHAT?! I'm your partner! Do you really think I can't win?!"
"Yes." Sting was about to say something when Rogue interrupted. "I don't doubt your abilities Sting, it's just Hild was able to beat Natsu with a single move. Do you really think you could win? And let's remember the incident in the closet…"
"I couldn't fight back. But now that I can, she'll be the one with bruises on her face."
Rogue didn't like his reasoning, but he did have a point. "Well when you say it like, let's remember Hild has anger problems and on top of that, she's on her period were her emotions could rapidly change. So what happens if she gets too angry with you?"
"I know what you're trying to do. You're trying to make me forfeit."
"I'm not saying that. I just want to tell you the downside of fighting Hild."
"Alright, a fist fight between Sting Eucliffe and Eferhilda Wyvern. Who will be victorious?" Minerva said, then turned to the dragon slayers. "Let the battle begin."
The two got back to their fighting positions. The first one to make a punch was Hild, in which a Sting easily dodged.
"Is that it?" Sting punched her in the nose.
"You hit like a bitch." Hild tried him in the eye, but once again dodged it.
"A lot slower than you thought, huh?" Hild frowned and punched him in the crotch. "OW, damn it. That's cheating! What if I punch you in the boobs?"
"Try." She put her hands down.
Sting got up from his crotch position and gave her a curious look. "Are you serious?"
"Try." She said again.
Sting wasn't sure about that, but went ahead and did it. He pulled back his hand with agony.
"Ah, what the hell is your boobs made out of?! Steel?!"
"Close. An armored chest plate."
"Why are you wearing something like that?"
"You're not the first guy to punch me in the breasts." She said then punched him in the stomach and face. Sting fell back on his spine. Before he could get up, Hild sat on him. "You're gonna learn *punch him in the face* to respect me *punches him in the face again. And the next time, *punches him three times in a pattern* you disrespect me, I'm gonna kick your ass again."
Sting had grabbed a garbage can lid, that was laying close to him, and hit it on Hild's head. She fell back off of him and onto her back. Sting swiftly got up and grabbed an empty garbage can and slammed it on Hild.
"Crazy bitch." Sting said then turned back to the crowd. They all gave him a horrified look. "What?"
They pointed behind him. This made Sting not want to look back, but he did. He saw Hild standing a few inches away from him. He sweat dropped.
"So now you want to hit people with garbage cans. Now you're gonna pay." She popped her fingers twice on each hand.
Sting's shocked face expression was replaced with confidence. "Try, cause I can dish out whatever you hit me with because you're weak and…"
Hild started growling. "That's it. I'm done playing games with you."
The greenette grabbed his hair and dragged him to the ground. There were garbage cans in the way, so nobody could see what was happening to Sting's face. Hild made a flurries of punches on his face with one hand. The next minute she started slapping him. Everybody made faces to the hits. The next thing the british girl did was kick and stomp him in the side a couple of times.
"Oooo." Some of the audience made from their mouths.
Hild finally stopped. "As your punishment, you have to come to the guild with your face like that for three days." She started walking away and back inside to the guild.
"Sting-kun!" Lector shouted as he ran over to his partner. "Are you alright?"
"Ugh, well, my face, head, stomach and sides hurt like a bitch. And I think I have a concussion. How my face look?"
"Uhhh…" Lector didn't know how to respond to that.
Rogue shook his head and walked over to the blond haired teen. He made a face when he saw Sting's face.
"She really messed up the left side of your face." Rogue helped him up with a, 'I told you so' look on his face now.
Everybody made a face when they saw Sting's face.
"Hild whooped your ass." Orga said with a slight smirk.
"It looks worse than when she beat him in the closet." Minerva slightly chuckled.
"You know, you two laugh at the wrong shit." Sting said.
Right at that moment, Hild came back out the guild with a cup in her hand. She walked over to Rogue and handed it to him.
"Makes sure he drinks it so the internal bleeding could stop and so he won't have a concussion." She informed to him and walked back the other way. She was about to go back in when she saw Rufus. "What are you smiling about?"
"You lost the bet." He replied.
Hild stood there for minute before shouting, "Damn it!"
Finally. My mom been using my iPad lately so I had to write this on paper before typing it. I wrote on, counting front and back of a sheet, 52 pages. So I hoped you enjoyed this as this was my longest chapter EVER! 6K WORDS!