~20 ways to annoy Dimentio~ (Plus EXTRAS)
1. Talk in third person (Check!)
2. Ask him if you can barrow his clothes. If he asks why? And he will, trust me. Tell him you need a really stupid costume for a party, and you thought his would be perfect. (Check a roon!)
3. Stare at him (Don't blink just stare) when he asks why? Say nothing and walk away. (Checkide check !)
4. Ask him what the h#11 was the point of 256? Was it his fav number? (heehee check)
5. Ask him why Dimension D is green? (Why not purple and yellow it IS his dimension after all) (Check WARNING CONTAINS BRICKS!)
6. Yell "GREEEEN!" at random moments. (XD LOL check)
7. interrogate him with questions like "So how are your betrayal plans coming?" or "Did you die in SPM on purpose? Was that part of your plan?" or, "Any plans with Mimi tonight?" (heeheehee MWAHAHAHA) (Check WARNING contains jesters wearing tinker bell costumes)
8. Put glitter on his mask! (Check, check and check)
9. Spend a day handcuffed to the Count! (heehee) (ChEcK)
10. Release fan girls (but make sure they've got shock collars on in case things get a little crazy) (says nothing but puts check mark by it)
11. Play something that make him want a sandwich, and whenever he makes a sandwich, make a loud noise somewhere else. When he goes to investigate, eat his sandwich. Repeat as many times as it takes for him to figure it out. (Belongs to Michaiah)
12. Glue his mask to his face. (Belongs to Michaiah)
13. Tackle him whenever he goes into another room. (Belongs to Michaiah)
14. (Ask Mimi to help you with this one.) Redesign Dimension D and make it look like Mimi's room, but even girlier. (This is also effective, if not more, if you do this to his room.) (Belongs to Michaiah)
15. Begin a hushed conversation when he enters the room, glancing over at him evilly and grinning. When he asks you what you're talking about, stare at him for a few seconds, then laugh evilly and walk out. Repeat this until he's very, very nervous and paranoid. Then pour hot coffee on him and watch him sigh in relief that it's not something worse, then scream! (Belongs to Michaiah)
16. When he goes into his room, pretend to be eating his stuff. When he asks you why you're eating his stuff, say "It's colorful and delicious." (If any of it is absolutely NOT colorful and he looks at your strangely, spit out whatever it is and scream! (Belongs to Michaiah)
17. When he walks by three words "Paint ball gun." Load a paint ball gun with pain balls, (Duh) READY! AIM! FIRE! (Made by my sister greywolf16)
18. Laugh at him. When he asked, just laugh some more.
19. Let Alec stay over. (Alec is an OC who Dimentio hates very much)
20. While your talking to him scream, point behind him and run. Repeat till he's scared and glue his head to his pillow.
(When I come up with more I'll add them or if someone has a really good idea and lets me use it.)
ELEVEN: TAKE HIS SANDWICH!
Dimentio woke up sore, "Ow." He said when he blinked. He managed to get up and look at himself in his mirror, "Oh dear Grambi." His clothes were torn, his hair was messed up (Not that it wasn't before) and his skin was littered with cuts, bruises, and possibly scars. He shuddered. Snapping his fingers most of the cuts healed and the pain left, his clothes were fixed and his hair well it stayed the way it was.
He walked out and looked down the hallway, "Come on Acro, I can't do today's mission without you." He saw Icefox tugging at something, Icefox suddenly stopped pulling, "Well no need for language." she pulled again, "Acro its not like…" She spotted him and let go at what she was tugging, he heard a yelp of surprise and a crash. Icefox glanced in her room, "No need to shout I'm right here!"
'What on earth is she talking about?' he wondered. Shaking his head he turned left and floated down the stairs, (LOL I just had a thought what if like he suddenly fell down while floating over stairs XD sorry) He could still hear Icefox, "Come on you don't wanna be this way when Alec gets here." He stopped floating (Darnnit he didn't fall) 'Oh no. Oh Grambi no!' He knew Alec alright, crazy kid he was, and he was bad luck as well, Alec and Acro together was not good, the castle would be in flames in a matter of seconds not to mention all the bleeding, Alec was known for cutting himself not on purpose either, he'd be cutting something in cooking class in he'll cut either his finger or somehow his elbow. That boy was insane. Not to mention they hated each other.
"Fine I give up." Icefox said walking away, she caught up with him on the stairs, "You heard that huh?" She asked, her tail swishing back and forth (Oh yeah forgot to mention Icefox has a fox tail and ears check it out on her DA (Although she didn't draw the ears that's how I see her so yeah.)
"What, oh yes I heard you arguing to yourself like a man does with his reflection." Dimentio said still disturbed by the fact that Alec was coming. "Yeah, she's still mad at you and herself. I can't believe her screaming wasn't what woke you." Icefox said sticking her hands in her pockets, "Screaming I didn't hear screaming, like a mime she was silent." He said.
Icefox looked at him as though he had grown another head, "You didn't, ohh." Icefox nodded, "She had some sort of mumbo jumbo set so you can't hear her, cause when she's angry she doesn't talk to however made her angry."
Dimentio nodded not believing one word, 'Humans don't have powers.' he thought shaking his head mentally for such foolishness.
Dimentio sat in the lounge area, watching the TV. He smelled something…interesting (He wouldn't say Yummy, or good this is a Psycho jester we're talking about) And the worst thing was a Wendy's commercial started playing, teleporting to the kitchen he snapped his fingers and a sandwich was made.
In the doorway Icefox watched with an evil grin on her face, she waited till the sandwich was in his hand before she turned up the volume on the TV. Looking back she saw Dimentio look around curiously he walked away from his sandwich. Passing by, he walked right pass Icefox without noticing her, she snuck inside and took the sandwich. In one quick move it disappeared.
She smirked and walked out of the kitchen and a minute later the TV was off and Dimentio walked back in the kitchen, Icefox ran and sat on the stairs, "What the-" He floated out, "Lose something?" Icefox asked sounding curious, "Yes it was a, never mind." He floated away.
Five missing sandwiches later, Dimentio had enough, he made another one and "Whatcha eatin?" Icefox asked, scaring the jester. "Oh dear Grambi!" He threw his sandwich in the air and it landed all over Icefox, turning around he saw her bit her lip and clench her eyes shut, snapping his fingers the mess left, "My bad."
"Its okay." Icefox said grinning.
Five more missing sandwiches later, Dimentio approached Icefox, who was once again arguing with her closed door, "Come on Acro I'm getting bored, Dimmy's no fun today." She pressed her head to the door, "Well no need to-" Icefox gasped, "Not nice," She looked at Dimentio and whispered to the door, "And the mask so does not make his head look fat."
He rolled his eyes and spoke up, "Icefox do you know what has happened to my ten sandwiches?" Icefox almost spoke up when he glared at the door, "He is not FAT!" Icefox said, "Sorry, uhh yes, actually I took them." She said smiling, he turned and kicked the wall, "Ow!" He cursed and rested his head on the wall. Acro banged on the wall where his head was so he tumbled backwards, "Here we go." He said landing on the floor.
*Still says nothing*