CHAPTER 11

RAW

Raw opens with Evolution in the ring. HHH has the mic.

"I have a bone to pick with Eric Bishoff. Ya see, a couple of weeks ago we were all attacked by that group of losers sitting at ringside. We want payback! Who the hell do you think you are coming in here attacking us? Attacking Evolution! Since it seems your little groupie is busy getting married tonight, your schedules are free. So how about it huh?"

Bishoff's music hits. He comes out and stands on the ramp holding a mic of his own. He holds a hand up trying to placate the group of men.

"Hunter, I see where you're coming from. I completely understand, and don't blame you in the slightest. So here's what I'm going to do, an eight man tag! Evolution versus Raven, Saturn, Sickboy, and Riggs. Oh, and that match is next!"

Raw cuts to commercial. By the time it comes back, Evolution is in the ring ready to go. Before the bell can ring the four Flock members bombard the ring and mow over Evolution. Multiple referees separate the two groups. The match officially starts with Sickboy and Orton in the ring. The men circle each other, Orton still staggering a bit. Sickboy notices and decides to just go for it. He spears Orton into the Flock's corner. He pins him and actually gets the three count. Everyone's shocked by the quick victory. The ref calls for a medic seeing Orton is still dazed from the brawl before the match. The Flock leaves the ring through the fans as HHH throws a fit.

THE WEDDING

Kane stands in the middle of the ring, dressed in all white, with the preacher. The ring ropes have been taken down. Kane grins as the wedding march starts. When Mizery steps from behind the curtain both Kane and the preacher looked stunned. She's holding a simple bouquet of wildflowers and her hair is pinned back in curls. The wedding dress is a long, white fitted gown. It's slightly off the shoulder and the bodice is made to look like it wraps from either side with a diamond embroidery on the right side. Small, lace details decorate around the shoulders and slightly down the cleavage. The dress itself is long and flowing, almost gauzy. But to top it off she had no pretty dress shoes. She forgoes them for her trusty combat boots. She takes a deep breath and begins walking. After only a few steps, she stops and smiles into the ring. Filing out behind her is the entire Flock.

She makes her way into the ring and the Flock surrounds the squared circle. Kane is furious! She only smiles at him.

"What the hell are they doing out here?"

"Insurance."

The preacher glances at both of them nervously. He clears his throat.

"Dearly beloved, we are brought here today to celebrate the union between Kane and Mizery. I have come to understand they have written their own vows. Kane, if you'd like to begin."

"Mizery as I've told you before you are my equal. I believe you are my soul mate in this world, which is why you are perfect to bear my spawn."

Both Mizery and the preacher gawk at him. Kane slips a wedding band on her. The preacher clears his throat shaking his head.

"Now Mizery, your vows."

"Kane I still think you're a hypocrite."

The preacher gawks at Mizery this time. He'd never understand contract weddings. Mizery quickly slips the wedding band onto Kane's finger. The preacher glances around the ring at the rowdy looking men that followed the bride out.

"Now if no one objects to this union..."

No one speaks up. She had made it perfectly clear before she was going through with this.

"In the honor invested in me by the organization of the World Wrestling Entertainment, Kane you may now kiss your bride."

Kane takes Mizery's hand pulling her to him. He wraps an arm around her waist and bends down kissing her breathless. He pulls away grinning down at her. He takes her hand to lead her down the steps but she jerks away grabbing the microphone from the stand.

"Kane, I think your plans have backfired. You want me to bear your spawn? You think you know so much about me? Here's something you don't...I CAN'T have children!"

She walks toward him with a smirk. He's absolutely fuming.

"You ready to go on our honeymoon NOW hubby?"

He goes crazy tearing down decorations, screaming at Mizery, and even throws the mic stand. He screams at the preacher who raises his hands in front of him in defense.

"I'm so sorry. There's nothing more I can do. The ceremony is finished."

The preacher quickly makes a getaway out of the ring. Kane stalks over to Mizery glaring down at her. The Flock quickly jumps into the ring shoving Kane away from Mizery. They rush her away through the fans.