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Alright, I'm betting you all hate me right now! ^_^ I really am sorry, but I don't have the next chapter anywhere NEAR finished, and I didn't want to leave you guys hanging.

You see, I started to take up archery, and I really like it. Practice is on Wednesdays at 6 p.m. But afterwards, my arm hurts sooooooo bad! I can't type! So, the only days I can type my chapters are: Monday, Tuesday, Saturday and Sunday (my arm hurts for 2 days! It sucks, but I really like archery, so I'm gonna keep going). I'm working on a schedule so I can start posting the chapters quicker. I'll post the next chapter as soon as I'm done, though!

ANNOUNCEMENT! ANNOUNCEMENT! ~ I am posting the voting results for my new name! Here they are:

XisX- 3 votes

General Shadow Callipse- 4 votes

RabidHacksawfall- 0 votes

AmazinglyEvilStorywriter- 5 votes

Isanne- 3 votes

Crystal- 2 votes

Kiara- 3 votes

Layla- 3 votes

Icelyn- 7 votes

So, my new official name is… (Drum roll) ICELYN! ^_^ I really liked all of the names, though, and I'm sorry if you guys are disappointed! But, from now on, I am going to go by the name Icelyn. It does kinda make sense, cause of the 'Ice' part… but yeah. Oh, and I let my friends vote, so it's kinda useless to try and count the votes. There were like six or seven of them that voted, so it'll make no sense if you try and count the ones from the reviews! Well, until next time, my murderously angry reviewers!

~Icelyn