Chapter 11
Here is another chapter of Magical clams, it seems that people have actually stopped leaving their choice in the form of a review and since the people who had bothered to answer answered yes then I will be doing it. If you leave your story that would be your fault because chapter 9 has been up for at least a few days and you had plenty of time to answer.
You could have answered yes or no, not some long paragraph about it
The reasons I'm doing this adventure is because it introduces Colonnello and I don't want to immediately jump into the Varia arc.
Only one person has actually attempted to guess Harry's and Draco's flames (Well technically two because she said sun) so I will be answering that person's guess.
Alternateapocalypse: I liked your guesses but instead of replacing a member of the family I planned on adding them. That means new flames, weapons, and new box weapons.
One last note, to people who are dying to know who's Harry paired up with and didn't get the hint I'll give you one more and I will face palm myself if you don't get it.
His name was mentioned a lot in the fight against Mukuro as comparison to Tsuna. His name was mentioned but he was never around
Summary: The Dark Lord returns and before he could even get to Harry, Dumbledore sends the boy away with a guard to Japan thinking Voldemort would never look for him there. Harry, along with his guard, meets the mafia's greatest hitman.
Warning: Yaoi, pairings are decided
-Last time-
"I was wondering if you guys could watch Lambo, I-pin and Fuuta while we're on a cruise?" Tsuna asked of them
Harry looked back at Draco before turned back to Tsuna, "You didn't win that out of a magazine did you?"
"Here's the invitation," Harry took the card and saw that every detail was the same as their card. If Tsuna had the invitation as they did then that meant Tsuna was going on the same cruise.
They deduced that it must have been harmless then
"We can't because we're going on the same cruise,"
-Currently-
"Sugoi!" Harry said exuberantly looking at the inside of the cruise. Since they were heading on the same cruise Harry and Draco had decided to travel with Tsuna and Mama. Harry was excited about the cruise since this would be his first ever trip on one but Draco was grumbling at Harry's choice of his clothing.
"Do I have to wear these shorts?"
Harry had a running joke about that, as payback against Draco, "It's considered rude not to wear shorts on a cruise, only times you can't are when it's a special event." He had heard a lot about them but he was really just making this stuff up as he went along. "Come on let's go see our room," Coincidentally their room was right next to Tsuna's. Harry dropped on his bed with a relaxed sigh, 'Now this is a vacation,'
Draco simply sat on his bed crossing his arms and legs, "I have to say, it is kind of nice being back in the lap of luxury." He smirked, 'And away from that bastard as well,' Ryohei had kept to his word but since he was around Harry and Harry was around Sawada and Sawada was around Ryohei,that inadvertently Draco was around Ryohei, the boy didn't crazily ask him out or anything but Draco wasn't stupid, he could detect subtle flirts.
He had thought it impossible that someone like Ryohei could be subtle
"Come on, let's go eat," Harry jumped off the bed allowing Draco to follow him, his stomach was grumbling up a storm and it would be nice to eat someone else's luxury cooking.
They entered the lavish dining hall and Harry drooled a little bit at the buffet. Wizarding food was okay, Japanese…even better…but regular foods like steak, salads, and chicken were a sight for sore eyes.
"Room two thirty two, Potter-Malfoy," Apparently whoever entered them in the contest had placed their entry under this name which made them seem like step siblings…or a married couple.
They were going with the former
"This way," The waiter directed them to their table where a meal was already spread out for them. Harry dug in like a starved animal while Draco ate into his meal with the refinement and the class that had been drilled into him since he was old enough to hold a fork without stabbing himself. They heard commotion coming from another table and turned to see Mama holding Lambo.
Harry left his meal to see what the cow was doing there.
"He started crying when he realized that mama was gone." Bianchi had come on the cruise as well, probably being the one who brought Lambo in the first place.
"Then why are you here?" Tsuna asked anyways ,that question was directed towards I-pin
"When she heard Tsuna and Mama weren't coming home, she started crying as well." I-pin jumped up from the floor and Tsuna seemed even more surprised and a little dreadful.
"Being together, good," I-pin said in her chopped Japanese skill
"Yeah, that's right, it's more fun together," Harry jumped back at Yamamoto's voice that appeared right next to him.
"Yamamoto!"
"Haru thinks so too!"
"So we all came along!" Harry backed up from the three people who suddenly appeared. Yamamoto, Haru, and Fuuta appeared looking sheepish but happy to be there.
Harry looked around at all of them paranoid, he hated surprises, he wondered when Gokudera would show up, "Where are all you people coming from?" Harry asked them, "How did you even get on this cruise?"
"The kid asked if we wanted to come along," Yamamoto answered
"Then Gokudera-kun came too?"
"Well I wanted to invite him, but he wasn't home." Yamamoto put a finger to his chin as he remembered knocking on Gokudera's door a bunch, "I left where we were going on his voicemail, but he didn't show up. The kid also told me to invite Sasagawa and Sasagawa's brother."
Draco unceremoniously spit out his wine across the table
"You get that in my steak I'm kicking your butt!" Harry was around children so he shouldn't be using profanity
"It overlapped with their family vacation and they couldn't make it this time." The baseball nut finished, Tsuna was looking around pillars and under tables looking for something
"What are you looking for?" Harry checked under a table with him, hoping he would find whatever it was and make him stop looking creepy.
"Reborn's here, I know it."
There was a burp and both of them turned to see Reborn sitting at Harry and Draco's table. Harry's side of the table had nothing but empty plates and a probably full Reborn. Harry stomped over to Draco indigently who was eating on his steak, "You just let him eat all my food?!"
Draco shrugged as he brought up a napkin to his mouth, "Should've been here,"
Harry turned to Reborn with a raised eyebrow, "How did you get aboard this ship? They ask for you tickets before your board."
"We knocked them out of course," Reborn answered
"You knocked them out! If they find out what you did-," Tsuna rant was cut off by an army of uniform officers rushing into the dining hall. They started to question the patrons about if there were any suspicious persons that they had seen aboard the ship.
An officer came up to the both of them as the others mysteriously disappeared, "Excuse me, but have you seen any suspicious children aboard the ship?"
Tsuna started to panic but Harry luckily stepped in, "No, we haven't, we'll make sure to inform you if we do." The officer nodded before heading back to his team
Tsuna pulled up a table cloth revealing all of the stowaways, "They're looking for you, after all!"
"I'm sorry Tsuna-san, I couldn't stop Bianchi-chan and Reborn-chan's violence." Haru apologized
Bianchi put a hand on her shoulder, "It's alright Haru, anything is allowed for the sake of love."
"No, it's not…"
"This is just like hide and seek,"
"You're childlike outlook is always surprising Yamamoto,"
"This isn't good, if we're caught Tsuna and Mama will be dropped off on an island along the way, too."
"What about the south sea island?"
"Don't worry," Bianchi spoke up, "I'll take care of it, we want to enjoy a little nice holiday, too."
"Do you plan on hiding until we get to the island?" Harry asked curiously
"What are you talking about? We're hitmen, we'll just assassinate the guards." Since I-pin and Lambo were technically hitmen, they were allowed to join in on the fun. All four of them ran off, hopefully not to do what Reborn just suggested.
"So we're playing tag now?"
"Want us to hide too, Tsuna-nii?"
"You can play with your friends Harry, I'm going back to the room,"
"Just leave us when we need you the most?" Harry asked incredulously
Draco waved a hand behind his back, "You got this, you might want to hurry though, I just saw the baby take out a guard." The five of them ran that direction in their bid to stop this vacation from turning into a nightmare.
"Where did they go?"
"They all have high rank in 'Mafioso who are good at playing hide and seek,'" They reached a crossroads and thought it best to split up to cover more ground. Just as Fuuta, Tsuna, and Harry were about to go back the way they came they heard a scream coming from the ballroom.
"What street am I on?" They reached the ballroom to see Adult I-pin hassling an old woman. She saw Tsuna and rushed over, "Sawada-san, where am I? I think I'm lost!" The whispers started about that troublesome girl being with the three of them, "Unless we hurry, Kawahiro-oji's noodles will get soggy!"
"I'll lead the way I-pin," Harry took over wanting to get the girl out of here before security came to see what all the commotion was about. The girl looked relieved and happy at his response
"That's so helpful, I'll treat you to ramen next time, Potter-san!"
Harry shut the door after pushing the girl in the room, they had agreed that when they caught the children and Reborn that they would take them to Tsuna's room. I-pin started knocking on the door wondering why Harry had locked her in and they only had to keep her in their until the ten year bazooka time limit went out.
They had to find Lambo before that
Finding Adult Lambo would be easy
Finding Lambo would be like trying to find hay in a needle stack
"Fuuta, we're going to look for the others, once I-pin's back to normal wait in the room with her." Tsuna directed, Fuuta nodded while the two of them went off to find their other targets.
They didn't have to run very far since Haru and Yamamoto came across a corner to them, "Tsuna-san, I found Lambo in the bar, I took him back to the room!" Haru retold
"I found Gokudera's sister," Yamamoto told
"So Reborn's the only one that hasn't been found,"
Harry rolled his eyes in frustration at the impossible, "Well that'll be impossible," Harry wanted to use a locator charm but there were no wards on this ship to hide his magic, "No one can find that baby unless he wants to be found,"
"Down below," Tsuna answered
They reached the stairway to the cargo hold that held dozens of crates inside. They heard a sound coming from behind a doorway and when Tsuna opened the door they were greeted with the back of no one other than Gokudera eating cup-o-ramen with pigs. "Gokudera-kun?!"
Gokudera turned to face them, noodles half way in his mouth, "Juudiame!" Gokudera kneeled in front of Tsuna like a dog giving his master the morning paper, "I'm amazed you found me. Did you come all the way down here looking for me?"
Tsuna sighed, "We were looking for Reborn." He then got a curious look on his face, "Gokudera-kun, what are you doing down here anyways?"
"Well-,"
"You wanted to go on a family vacation with your sister, right?"
"No! As Juudiame's right hand man, I will always be his side!"
"You snuck in didn't you," Harry pointed out, things were getting weird again
"This is pretty fun when you get used to it." Gokudera said completely ignoring Harry, he kneeled down next to the pigs, "They welcomed me here,"
Harry looked down at Gokudera's discarded ramen cup and saw a little pig symbol by the flavor name.
They walked up the stairs to get higher up on the ship as they debriefed Gokudera on what was currently going on. "So Reborn-san is the only one left?"
"I need to find him soon, or who knows what he'll do." Tsuna replied, his body down cast in tiredness
"But if we can't find him after looking around so much, he must be well hidden."
"Way to go Reborn-san! He's a hide and seek genius,"
"That's kind of the problem, Haru," Harry shook his head, as they walked through the ship Harry would catch Tsuna tugging at his hair in thought, probably resorting to thinking of Reborn's personality to try and find his exact location.
Tsuna stopped at a painting and stared at it determinedly. It was just a painting of a woman standing from a forest. Harry did sometimes see Reborn dressed up as some weird thing once in a while and had to guess that Reborn was probably disguising himself as that painting. He was just about to break Tsuna's concentration when a voice popped up
"Good, you saw through my disguise." Three holes were cut out of the painting showing Reborn's eyes and mouth.
"You were the tree!"
Reborn broke off a piece of the painting and the mantel, "The ability to see through illusions is vital for a mafia boss,"
"Amazing, Reborn-san! Juudiame as well for seeing through the illusion." They heard hurried footsteps and saw that security had found them. They looked a little pissed off about having to run all around the ship looking for them. They were closing in on them as Tsuna thought with dread that they were really about to be thrown on an island and left behind.
"It's really Reborn-san," They looked on to see the guards crowded around Reborn
"The way you defeated the guards was amazing work, Reborn-san!" One of the guards commended
"It's an honor to have you aboard our ship."
"Sorry to make a ruckus," Reborn apologized, "Here are our tickets," Reborn pulled out enough tickets for everyone making Tsuna and Harry's jawas drop open.
"Are you saying that I spent my day needlessly chasing after you?!" Harry shouted with balled fists, he felt really angry that Draco had been able to enjoy the cruise and his time had been spent after his idiotic friend's family.
"You're welcome here even without ticket's, Reborn-san,"
"What's going on?"
"This ship is going to mafia land," Reborn answered
Gokudera's look became immensely happy, "That-"
"Mafia land is a place where Mafioso can go to relax without being seen. It's a super resort island constructed with financial backing from each family." Reborn interrupted
"Then that means these people are-," Harry said pointing to the supposed guards who shed their clothes revealing black suits
"People scouted from each family, I gave you that contest prize card because I thought Mama could use a little break so I invited her to mafia land. I invited Hari and Draco because they wouldn't have come without tickets."
-Line break…bitch!-
Harry slammed the door to their room as Draco was fiddling with one of the game consoles that came with their room, "Did you stop the baby from killing everyone on the ship?"
"Yes, and it seems like we were tricked on going on a cruise to a mafia inhabited place." He sunk down on the bed and resolved to sleep the rest of their trip to Mafia land away
"So we're like what…traveling into the heart of the wizarding worlds most hated rivals?"
Harry hadn't answered his question because he had just fallen asleep.
-Line break-
Mafia land was an amusement park.
This was new to them both, Harry had never been able to go to the amusement parks with the Dursley's, whenever Dudley's birthday came around and Vernon and Petunia wanted to spoil him like they always do be taking him wherever he demanded he was always given to Ms. Figg, an old woman next door who's house smelled like cabbage. She gave him a piece of cake once but other than that his time was spent just looking at pictures of the many cats she bred.
This would be his first time at one and by the looks of it he would have a great amount of fun.
Draco on the other hand, never even knew what an amusement park was and had to be explained by Harry.
Harry was just about to run off with Tsuna when they were stopped by Reborn, "You two can't leave yet, Tsuna's got an entrance exam to pass. Since you're his advisor you have to go with him."
He wasn't surprised when Draco walked off, it was like a lot of the time he liked it when he was just himself, it was mostly when there were a lot of people, but when he was alone or with Harry he always stick around.
"What's that?" Harry decided not to ask why he was appointed Tsuna's advisor, he felt that he wouldn't get a straightforward answer from Reborn anyway.
"You must go to the reception office and inform them of your arrival. You are our representative." Reborn explained
Mama was holding back an excited I-pin and Lambo, "We'll play here, so go on ahead,"
"Mama, if you could make sure Draco doesn't get into bad situations for me?" Harry asked her knowing they would probably be gone for a while and Draco had no idea what he was doing or what he was supposed to do here.
"Of course," She nodded
"Let's go! Lambo-san wants to play!"
They found the receptionist office and didn't have to wait long since the line wasn't very long. "The next person, please," The receptionist said politely, Tsuna and Harry walked up and she greeted them with a smile, "Names please?"
"Sawada Tsunayoshi,"
"Potter Harry,"
"Of the Vongola family," Tsuna finished
'Crap does this mean I've joined the family? Moody won't like this,'
"Do you have a nomination or an invitation?"
"N-no,"
The receptionist started clicking buttons on her keyboard, "No invitation," She whispered, "In that case we will need to give a mafia examination," She led them to a door opening it for them. Both boys walked in to see a man in a striped suit smoking on a big cigar. "He is someone who has connections with the government." She handed Tsuna a big stack of cash, "Here are one million Euro's, please bribe him properly."
"What!"
"Throughout this exam you will prove to us that you are Sawada, the tenth Vongola. You will prove to us that you are Potter, Sawada's external advisor by telling him if this is a good bribe or not." She said all this with a smile as if talking about the weather
"B-but I don't know how to make bribes,"
"If you give up on the exam, you and your guests will be thrown out to sea." She giggled, "Please begin,"
'How does everyone get to have fun but I'm stuck with this!' Somehow both boys cried the same thing in their head.
Tsuna had tried to give the man the money behind his shoulder but the instructor stopped him, "Unless you inform him that's it a bribe he won't know what the money is for. As his advisor it is up to you to talk him out of the bribe if you deem his connections not very beneficial to the family." Both thought they were going to get another chance but she pressed a button that allowed two buff guards to run in, "Unfortunately, you fail,"
They were grabbed and hoisted over the guards' shoulders, "It has been determined that you entered without authorization." They were thrown on a train and as the door closed the train started up.
"Where are we going?" Harry asked him
"Under Mafia land," On a nearby seat sat Reborn looking as if he had expected them to fail
Tsuna got up to face him, "You knew this was going to happen from the start didn't you!" Tsuna accused, "What's under mafia land?"
"You'll see when we get there,"
They were able to see light in a moment as the train took them to a secluded spot. They were allowed to leave and were able to see that it took them to a cliff, "I think we're on the backside of the island,"
"Good of you to come, Kora!" When they turned they were met with another baby wearing military clothing holding a huge gun. The blond blue eyed baby also had a giant seagull on his head, "Say your names, Kora!"
"Another baby?"
"Ciaossu, Colennello," Reborn greeted, when Colennello noticed Reborn, his eyes widened and he brought his gun in front of him. He pulled the trigger shooting something blue but Reborn had dodged it like it was nothing. Reborn pulled out his gun and shot Colennello in the head, "He's Colennello and he's in charge of under Mafia land."