And here is the 11th installment of Stupidity! Enjoy…..
"Did you get that?" Robin asked the Titans after de-briefing them on behavior, or something like that.
"You know Robin," Beast Boy said from his reclined position on the couch. " I can pretend to listen, and I can pretend to care, just not at the same time." He then closed his eyes, so he missed Robin's glare and the others' smirks.
"Hey, there's something wrong with the computer," Beast Boy complained to Cyborg one day.
"Oh, looks like you're having an ID 10 T problem," Cyborg answered, barely glancing at the computer or Beast Boy.
"Well can you fix it?" he asked, not getting the insult.
"No. No one can fix that."
Beast Boy was confused all day.
"So, can I have your attention?" Robin asked as he stood in front of both Titans West and Titans East.
"No! You can't have it, it's mine!" Beast Boy shouted, making everyone look at him. "You may however, borrow it." He smiled as a few people snickered or opening laughed.
Robin rolled his eyes, then started the meeting.
"Raven, will you dance with me?" Beast Boy asked her randomly. Not even looking up from her book, she answered, "No."
"Rejected!" Beast Boy shouted, putting emphasis on some parts, but not others, before walking away. Raven glared at his retreating back.
"Raven, will you dance with me?" Beast Boy asked her randomly on a different day. She thought to herself; she knew what he would do if she said no, but what about yes? So, not planning on dancing with him even as she said it, she said, "Yes."
"Fantastic!" Beast Boy shouted, putting emphasis on some parts, but not others, before walking away, leaving a very confused Raven behind.
"Did you trip?" Robin asked when he saw Beast Boy lying on the floor.
"No, I didn't trip, I attacked the floor," he said haughtily before getting up and walking away. Robin smirked.
"I'm bored," Beast Boy said. Cyborg and Robin, who were the only other ones in the room with him, only nodded, barely paying any attention to him, too focused on what they were working on. "I think I'm going to dress up as The Grim Reaper, head down to the Nursing Home, and wave at the old people there. Who want's to come?" They both gave him shocked and slightly amused looks.
"Rachel has a very valid point," Beast Boy said to Cyborg. He was taking college classes online, so that he could finally get his degree.
"And what's that?" Cyborg asked, typing away at the computer.
"Homework takes paper, paper is made of trees, trees make air, we need air to live. Homework is killing us!"
Cyborg smiled at the small teen.
Beast Boy clicked Mute on the TV before addressing the other Titans in the room.
"First iPod, then iPad. What's next, iPeed?" he asked. Robin and Cyborg howled with laughter, and Starfire and Raven ignored the boys. Though behind Raven's book, she smirked.
Raven walked out of her room to find a note attached to her door. It read Warning: Aggravation can occur, and result in spontaneous killing sprees. Raven raised an eyebrow at the note, but did not remove it. Instead, she went back into her room.
Down the hall, Beast Boy snickered to himself.
"Please sponse redrinkably. If you don't, you might get daim bramage," Beast Boy said in a slurred voice, holding a Dr. Pepper bottle in one hand as he leaned on Robin as if he were a drunk. Robin smirked, then sidestepped and allowed Beast Boy to fall to the floor, spilling his drink over himself.
"Is it just me or has the entire world gone stump stupid?" Beast Boy asked after watching something on the news. Everyone agreed that it wasn't just him.
After seeing an ad for a new Nerf baseball bat, Beast Boy shouted something out to the entire room, for all the Titans to hear.
"Nerf crotch-bat!" They all laughed at the funny, and sadly true, joke.
"You know," Beast Boy said to Cyborg one day. "I'm the kind of friend that will laugh three times at a joke. One, when it's told. Two, when it's explained to me. Three, five minutes later when I actually get it."
Cyborg was silent for a minute, but he started laughing as the joke made sense to him.
"You know," Rachel said. "Girls suffer from PMS, periods, cramps, childbirth, menopause, shaving, plucking, makeup dilemmas, and high heels. Men get hairy then complain when they go bald. What the eff?"
Starfire and Raven both laughed and smirked, while the boys just shuffled around, a little uncomfortable to hear about all that women go through.
"Guy dies in a movie, the reaction is 'aww…'. Animal dies in a movie: Om My God! Awww! Woman dies in a movie: That's what you get bitch."
The Titans all looked at Beast Boy, but couldn't help but agree with him. After all, it was true.
Robin and Bumble Bee were hosting a meeting together, to help come up with more battle tactics. They had just gotten back from the break, when Beast Boy walked up to them.
"Can I go to the bathroom?" he asked.
"You should have gone during the break," Robin responded, feeling much like a teacher.
"I'm terribly sorry I haven't planned out my pee schedule for you," Beast Boy retorted.
"I don't have an attitude problem," Raven said to Robin. "You have a problem with my attitude. If you're going to say it, say it right!"
Robin couldn't say anything back to her.
Robin looked around as Beast Boy Cyborg were running around the living room, chasing each other over something he still couldn't find any sense over.
"You know, it takes crazy to know crazy, and I think I just went pro," Robin muttered to himself, right before Beast Boy crashed into the coffee table, sending it flying up, where it plowed into Cyborg's stomach. Robin just shook his head.
"There are six levels of stupidity….So, ah, how did you manage to make it to level seven?" Raven asked Beast Boy. He rubbed the back of his neck, head down with a pink tint on his cheeks.
"Apparently I have an attitude. Who knew?" Beast Boy said. Everyone just looked at him before continuing on their work.
Beast Boy was not having a good day. He was so sick of everyone asking him what was wrong. He didn't know. He just didn't feel happy, and he's tried to make himself happy multiple times.
"I just want everyone to understand…no, I do not want your opinion,….no, I don't want your advice….and yes, the right side of the bed was not available," he said.
Cyborg smiled though. Of course the right side of the bed wasn't available. It was pushed against the wall.
"Crazy? I was crazy once," Beast Boy said. "They put me in a room, a rubber room, with rats, rubber rats. They drove me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once…" Everyone chuckled at that.
"If procrastination were an Olympic Sport, I would definitely be a medal contender!" Beast Boy shouted after watching the Olympics. Everyone silently agreed.
"Just because you finally joined the dark side, does not mean that we have to share our cookies. All we said was that we have them. Not that we'd share them," Beast Boy said. He was wearing one of Slade's old masks, and holding a plate of cookies. Suffice to say that everyone was howling with laughter.
"Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?" Beast Boy asked while in the passenger side of the T-Car. Cyborg looked at him, then smiled. Robin did that all the time.
"You know, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar say WTF?" Beast Boy asked one day after crossing the previous day off the calendar. The other looked at him, but then agreed and laughed when they finally got it.
"The voices in my head might not be real, but they have some pretty good ideas," Raven said, not even looking up from her book. Beast Boy and Cyborg started laughing, as they knew what she was talking about, but Starfire and Robin had no clue, which made Beast Boy and Cyborg laugh even harder.
Hope you all enjoyed your Holoidays, and enjoy the one that's coming up. Will work on next chapter of Stupidity!