Summary: Based on the extended Intro To Mansion scene from PP2 and this gifset /post/127846773837 by Tumblr user Bechloe88
As the Bellas walked up to the mansion and Beca rang the doorbell in front of her, a small sliding window in the middle of the door opened, revealing a large gold necklace with a music note on it, hanging from the neck of a person on the other side of the door.
"Password." A deep, booming voice demanded.
And Beca leaned down so that she was face-to-face with the window on the door. "...Fart noise?" She said, sounding unsure.
"Did you not the see the parenthesis?" The voice said.
And after a moment of hesitation, Beca brought her arm up towards her lips and blew down on the crook, producing a noise that resembled that of a fart.
Immediately following that, the small sliding window on the door slammed shut and the door swung open.
"Bellas, so glad y'all came!"
The women were greeted by a bald, middle-aged man wearing a navy blue, polka dot pyjama suit with a royal blue and gold satin robe. He also had his hands perched on the handles of a green two-wheeled scooter with satin slippers on his feet.
"Follow me. Make yourselves at home." The man said as he left the door wide open and proceeded to ride away on the scooter.
As the Bellas stepped inside and followed him further into the mansion, he said "Drop your coats anywhere, Magnolia will pick 'em up. That's what she's paid for." and continued to call out the maid's name as he rode on ahead of the women.
Most of the Bellas began to take off their coats and jackets as they looked around at the interior of the lounge while they were passing through it. They noticed a large marble fireplace and a particularly expensive looking coffee table in the centre between two grand couches. Amy looked relatively impressed by the rich design of the room whereas the rest of the Bellas looked either worried or disgusted.
"That bear did not have a proper burial." Flo scorned upon seeing the bear skin rug on the other side of the room.
"Come on ladies." The man called out from the kitchen, clapping his hands together as he did so. "Chop, chop."
As they entered the kitchen, the man was stood behind the island in the middle with a welcoming smile on his face. They gathered around on the opposite side of the island to face him with Chloe and Beca at the forefront and the rest of the Bellas either beside or behind them.
"Ah, so you're the one I've been corresponding with." Chloe stated. "I guess I pictured you less... ready for bed."
"Standing in front of you ladies, happens to be, the world's biggest a cappella fan." The man said.
"We found you!" Beca replied.
"Hello, here I am."
"What can we do for you?" The brunette asked.
"So last week when I just happened to tinkle, it occurred to me-"
But the man was cut off when he noticed Fat Amy reaching over to lift the lid of the ceramic duck bowl that was placed on the kitchen island in front of her.
"Do not touch that!" He yelled, quickly prying it from Amy's hand. "That is precious cargo aboard."
As Amy backed away with her hands surrendering in the air, the man then carefully placed the lid down and pulled out the bright pink stuffed unicorn toy that was standing inside the bowl.
"Ohh Hyacinth, how are you?... I'm so sorry, did that woman scare you?" He said as he held it tight and stroked it's face. "It's okay, it's better now."
At that moment, Beca happened to hear the small squeal that escaped Chloe's lips. She then turned her head to look at her friend standing beside her and saw her clasping her hands together in front of her body, eyes beaming with delight and her lips forced tightly shut.
Then as the brunette followed Chloe's line of sight, it took all but a few seconds for her to finally make the connection between the unicorn in the man's hand and Chloe's attempt to contain her own excitement.
"Umm, how much for the unicorn?" Beca promptly asked the strange man standing before her.
"Excuse me?" He replied as both he and the rest of the Bellas looked at her in confusion.
"The unicorn. How much do you want for it?" She said bluntly.
"Her name is Hyacinth... and she's not for sale."
"I'll give you twenty bucks."
But the man was visibly offended by Beca's offer "You think my precious baby Hyacinth is worth twenty dollars?"
"Okay, fifty dollars." She offered again.
"Like I said before, Hyacinth is not for sale."
"Fine. Seventy five dollars. That's my final offer." Beca said with a serious tone.
The man hesitated for a moment before finally cracking a smile.
"Looks like you just got yourself a deal." He said.
"Great." Beca said, nodding.
She then reached into the small bag she was carrying and pulled out seventy five dollars in cash then handed it to him, taking the unicorn in exchange.
"Here." The brunette said as she held the toy out in front of Chloe.
"What?" The redhead asked, a dumbfounded look on her face.
"Well, you wanted it. Didn't you?" She asked her friend.
And the older woman said nothing but nodded at Beca, donning the same 'trying to contain my excitement' look as she did before.
"So... it's yours." The brunette said, expectantly.
At that, Chloe's eyes lit up as she took the unicorn from Beca's hands before pulling her into a tight embrace.
(Chloe totally renamed the unicorn Beca II. But if Beca ever asks, it's name is still Hyacinth.)
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