"Mega All-Star Fanfiction Royal Rumble II"
Rated T for mild language and a whole lot of 'wrasslin.
Summary: 400 of your favorite characters and wrestlers from TV shows, cartoons, video games, and all walks of life compete for a chance at $1,000,000 in the sequel to the biggest Royal Rumble Match of all time!
Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with WWE, TNA, ROH, NJPW, Lucha Underground, CZW and Northeast Wrestling. And I sure as heck don't own the following included. These include Nickelodeon, Disney, Cartoon Network, Hanna-Barbera, Starz, Hasbro, Mattel, Sega, Nintendo, Microsoft, DC, Marvel, Namco Bandai, Capcom, SNK, Konami, Tecmo, WB Games, Warner Bros., Sony Entertainment, 20th Century Fox, CW, FX, AMC, EA Sports, YouTube, Schulz, DreamWorks, Square Enix, etc. Those I don't own. Anyway, me and Jeff Hardy Fan VR1 were granted permission by The Extreme Brony to help carry on the MASFRR legacy. So this will be our little gift to him as we bring you and him, the 2nd Annual Mega All-Star Fanfiction Royal Rumble!
P.S.: If anyone's asking, this is in no relation to LordRyuTJ's Fanfiction Royal Rumble series. This is totally different, so regardless, have fun and enjoy.
P.P.S.: Let's pretend Monday Night RAW wasn't airing on this day and this MASFRR2 were held on the 4th of July.
Chapter 11: Ol' Dirty Ninjas
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *BZZT!*
Entrant #81: Tajiri
As the bell sounded, a Japanese man dressed in black pants with a fire emblem in the lower leg came out to a pretty surprising ovation from the fans.
"Looks like we're gonna bring a little ECW flavor here!" Tazz nodded.
"Here comes a legendary star from Japan and one of the best cruiserweights of all time!" J.R. nodded as well.
"Coming out next is the Japanese buzzsaw, Tajiri!" Cole exclaimed.
As Tajiri got in the ring, Leonard tried to get his hands on the Japanese Buzzsaw, but the scientist ended up getting blinded by Tajiri's green mist!
"By gawd, Leonard's been blinded!" J.R. gasped.
"Whoa, Tajiri with that poison mist to the face!" Tazz gasped.
"Leonard's definitely gone green now!" Cole chuckled a bit.
More competitors started to go after the Japanese Buzzsaw, but Tajiri started unloading with kicks right away.
Naruto, Leon, Monty, AR Fox and Godderz were busy meeting the wrong end of their faces, thanks to that boot of his.
"Check this out, Tajiri's turned into a total kicking machine!" Tazz pointed out.
He's taking these guys down one by one!" J.R. pointed as well.
Leonard tried to swing out some fists, but due to being blinded by the green mist, all the scientist was doing was swinging at the air.
"Ack! Where in the hell did you go now?" shouted Leonard.
While he kept swinging, Finn Balor managed to sneak in from behind and toss Leonard, but using his smarts, Leonard was able to grab the middle ropes at the last second and hang on enough to keep him from elimination.
"He's out, Cole!" Tazz told J.R.
"Uh, better check again, Tazz?" Cole pointed out too.
"How is he still in after being blinded?!" gasped the former ECW TV Champion.
"Leonard grabbed the middle rope, Tazz!" J.R. replied to Tazz, "Only one of his feet hit the floor!"
Not having to take being blinded anymore, Leonard threw away his mist-covered glasses, now allowing him to see.
However, as he soon threw the glasses away, Matt Sydal came running in and dropkicked him right in his face. Despite that, Leonard still remained on the apron, preventing him from getting eliminated!
"Look, he's still hanging on!" Tazz gasped.
"Leonard's hanging on for dear life here!" J.R. replied once more.
Somewhere around the ring, Dexter Charming was backward on the top turnbuckle and was about to hit a high flying move, when all of a sudden, Finn Balor came running in and knocked him off the ropes, sending him flying outside to the floor in elimination!
"Uh-oh, the nerd's gone!" gulped Tazz.
"Dexter goes flying off the top turnbuckle there!" Cole cried out.
"Now with Dexter gone, that leaves Raven all alone now!" J.R. cried out also.
"Aw man!" groaned Tazz. "If I was Raven, I'd find a place to hide or somebody to help her!"
64th Eliminated: Dexter Charming; Eliminated by: Finn Balor; Duration: 21:24
Before he left ringside, Dexter shouted good luck over to Raven, who was seeing him leave already.
As Raven tried to find out what was going on, her guard was suddenly down out of nowhere when Cody Lambert snuck from behind and started bending Raven's back with the Torture Rack! Raven now felt her back being bent over and over again due to the compression Cody was giving to her!
"Oh, good lord, Raven's being bent like a damn accordion!" J.R. gulped.
"This isn't good for the daughter of Evil Queen!" Tazz shook his head.
"Raven was now wishing that Dexter wasn't eliminated!" Cole nodded in unison.
Before Cody Lambert could give Raven anymore of the Torture Rack, Jessie Godderz came in and raked the eyes of Cody, making him let Raven go.
"Rake by the eyes." said Tazz.
While Cody was blinded, Godderz then picked Cody upside down and slammed his head down for a Cradle Piledriver!
"Oh, what a landing!" J.R. cringed a little.
"Godderz taking a page out of ECW Original, Jerry Lynn!" reminded Tazz.
"Godderz nails Lambert with that cradle piledriver there, saving Raven for the moment!" Cole informed everyone.
Knowing that piledriver knocked Cody completely out, Godderz picked the dude and attempted to eliminate him over the top rope, but Naruto suddenly came out of nowhere and tossed out Jessie over the top rope and onto the floor instead, eliminating him to a standing ovation!
Or so that's what Jessie thought.
Much to Cody's disappointment, Jessie was able to grab the bottom just in time, preventing elimination.
"He's out!" Tazz pointed out.
"Um, no he's not, Tazz." Cole said, shaking his head.
"Are you sure? My vision's kinda blurry!" Tazz asked Cole.
"Jessie Godderz is not eliminated, Tazz!" J.R. exclaimed to Tazz, "He's still hanging in there!"
While Godderz was still on the apron, he saw Leon Kennedy pushing Spud to the ropes.
Without going unseen at all, Godderz pulled Spud's vest and lowered the ropes down, sending him nearly over the top rope!
"Spud's in trouble, here!" J.R. shouted.
"Both Leon Kennedy and Jessie Godderz are trying to eliminate Spud here!" Cole shouted as well.
"Can they get him out?" asked J.R.
Suddenly, the two had extra help from Monty Monogram, who managed to lift up Spud's leg. Therefore, this turned into a 3-on-1 elimination process. After only 15 seconds, the three managed to get Spud over the ropes and onto the floor, eliminating him to a very mixed reaction!
"And he's gone!" exclaimed Cole.
"Tough luck for the large Eddie Van Halen!" Tazz smirked.
"Smart move from Godderz to sneak up from behind!" J.R. exclaimed.
65th Eliminated: Spud; Eliminated by: Jessie Godderz, Leon Kennedy and Monty Monogram; Duration: 4:44
As soon as he got up, the referees were telling Spud to head over to the back. However, the only thing the rocker was doing was giving out a blank stare to the refs.
"Aw man, I'm out?" groaned Spud.
"You have to go back to the locker room." Brian Hebner told Spud.
And yet, Spud was still standing there, looking blank as ever.
"Wow, he's in a different world there, Cole." Tazz smirked once more.
"That kid might be high on dope!" J.R. nodded, agreeing with Tazz for the time being.
"He probably got some before the show!" Cole chuckled.
While Spud was still standing there like a vegetable, the crowd all ignored the rocker and looked over to the entrance stage, waiting for the next entrant to come out.
"While Spud's trying to figure out where he is, here comes number 82!" J.R. said, pointing right to the stage.
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *BZZT!*
Entrant #82: Casey Jones (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
The crowd went into a standing ovation as a muscular man wearing a hockey mask, grey tank top, gloves, hockey pads on his arms, black Levi's with white knee pads on them, white Nike brand sneakers, and he was holding a golf bag with two golf clubs two hockey sticks and a baseball bat.
"Whoa, someone is heading to a street hockey game?" Tazz gasped in amazement.
"He may look like your hockey player, Tazz, but from the streets of New York, here comes the hardcore hockey player known as Casey Jones from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!" Cole exclaimed.
"He's definitely ready for a faceoff!" J.R. exclaimed.
As soon as he entered the ring, he started swinging his hockey stick right away at Naruto, Gambit, Raven and Cody all at one time!
"He swings right away!" Cole exclaimed.
"Casey's unloading a barrage of shots!" Tazz pointed out.
Tommaso Ciampa then went right after Casey Jones, which unfortunately, wasn't smart on his part.
Seeing him up close, Casey nailed him right in the junk with the stick and then connected with the White Russian Leg Sweep!
"Tommaso tumbles down there!" Tazz chuckled.
"He must be feeling that hard!" J.R. chuckled as well.
It wasn't long however before Monty Monogram came in and decided to double team with Casey Jones, in which they both grab Tommaso and toss him over the top rope and to the floor.
"Well, no bacon and lettuce for this Tommaso!" Tazz chuckled in response.
"All food puns aside, Ciampa's gone!" Cole exclaimed.
"It's back to the locker room for him or his case the fridge!" J.R. exclaimed as well.
"Speaking of which, I'm hungry." Tazz replied with an empty stomach.
66th Eliminated: Tommaso Ciampa; Eliminated by: Monty Monogram and Casey Jones; Duration: 11:17
Meanwhile, as Tommaso had left ringside altogether, Finn Balor had an already-blinded Leonard Hofstadter trapped in an untrappable Dragon Sleeper.
Leonard felt his entire back arch in pain as the Demon King hooked it in hard and tight.
"Talk about getting caught in a bear trap!" J.R. gulped.
"He should start using his powers to break free right away!" Tazz smirked,
"He's not a real superhero, Tazz!" J.R. sternly told Tazz.
"Besides Tazz, super powers are not allowed to be used in this match!" Cole reminded his partner.
While Finn was still locking the hold as tight as he could, a man with ginger hair, a white wifebeater and blue jeans hopped over the barricade and started stripping off his clothes, beginning to streak all around four corners of the ring! However, the guy's problem was that he still had his underwear on.
Suddenly, the rest of the people were surprised when the camera identified him as Scott from "Total Drama: Revenge of the Island"!
"ACK! MY GAWD!" J.R. said as he shielded his eyes.
"Streakier on the loose!" Tazz replied, pointing at the streakier.
"WHAT THE HELL!" Cole groaned loudly.
"Its frickin' Scott from Total Drama!" Tazz said to Cole
"Where are this kid's pants?!" cried out J.R.
As he was still running, he saw one of the security guards corner him face-to-face. Unfortunately, Scott was definitely not gonna get further than he already wanted to. He'd run the other way, but the guards had him cornered as well. And it was from left to right as well.
So using some quick thinking, Scott entered the ring and started running around in circles, hoping not to get caught.
"Yikes, now he's running in the ring with skivvies on, Cole!" Tazz gagged a little, trying to keep his bile in.
"Come on now, this is crazy!" Cole said, still shielding his eyes.
"Get that idiot the hell out of there!" J.R. pointed to Scott.
The security was trying so hard to catch him in the ring, but they ended up tripping on their feet as a result.
Scott then left the ring and entered the announcer's table, getting on top of it and shook his booty, much to the delight of fellow Chicagoans!
"Agh, my eyes!" J.R. said, shielding his eyes as well.
"Well, that's an interesting sight!" gulped Tazz.
"I'm gonna f****n' puke!" Cole heaved in response.
"That's right, you all can't get me! I'm too fast for ya!" Scott said to the entire security.
After showing off, he hopped over the barricade while the entire security team chased him out of here, much to the relief of the commentators and the enjoyment of fans.
"About time he left!" J.R. exclaimed.
"Thank goodness!" sighed Tazz.
"You said it Tazz, I didn't think Scott was done!" Cole nodded.
However, thanks to time being wasted by Scott hogging the entire screentime all for him, the crowd all turned over to the entrance stage to find out which man would enter the match next.
"Hey, we got another one comin'! I can't wait!" Tazz said, rubbing his hands with anticipation.
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *BZZT!*
Entrant #83: Apollo Crews
After the buzzer sounded, a muscular black man that looked a little like Terry Crews came out wearing his green trunks, green kneepads and black boots to a very standard ovation from the crowd.
"All right, the father from Everybody Hates Chris is in!" Tazz exclaimed.
"That young man isn't the father you expect, Tazz!" J.R. shook his head.
"In case you haven't noticed, this is the new upcoming star named Apollo Crews!" Cole said to Tazz.
"Yikes, no wonder he looked familiar..." Tazz replied, scratching his head in confusion.
"I swear you can't seem to tell the difference!" sighed J.R.
As soon as Apollo got into the ring, AR Fox tried to sneak attack him from behind.
Seeing this from behind, Apollo ducked the attack and hit an enzugiri straight across Fox's face!
"Oh, head shot!" Tazz gasped.
"Nice impact from Apollo Crews!" J.R. exclaimed.
"What a way to get into the ring!" nodded Cole.
The kick sent Fox's head so stunned, he now started wobbling.
Not satisfied with the kick, Apollo snuck up behind Fox and lifted him up into a back suplex position.
"Is he going for a suplex?" asked J.R.
"I think it may be somethin' else." Tazz replied.
After holding him up for a good 5 seconds, Apollo then slammed him down for a toss-up powerbomb!
"Down goes AR Fox!" Cole exclaimed.
"Crews nailed him with that toss up powerbomb!" J.R. reminded everyone.
While Crews was still working over Fox, Cody Lambert had Godderz bending with a Torture Rack. He started walking all towards the ring while breaking the BroMan's spine per second.
"Ohhh, somebody's gettin' Lugered here!" pointed out Tazz.
"What a vicious torture rack by Cody!" Cole cried out.
"I can hear his spine strangling throughout my ears!" cringed J.R.
"I wouldn't want to be in this position!" Tazz shook his head.
While his back was suddenly turned, Matt Sydal came out of nowhere and kicked Cody right in the back, forcing him to tumble over the ropes with Godderz still over his shoulders. Godderz then hung onto the ropes and turned Cody over the top rope.
With some combined help from Sydal, the two managed to get Lambert over the top rope and onto the floor, eliminating him!
"Oh, so long, Lambert!" J.R. exclaimed.
"Cody Lambert just got eliminated by Jessie Godderz and Matt Sydal!" Cole exclaimed as well.
"Good teamwork there!" nodded Tazz.
67th Eliminated: Cody Lambert; Eliminated by: Matt Sydal and Jessie Godderz; Duration: 18:37
After Cody left ringside disappointed, Naruto tripped Monty right between his legs and sent him catapulting!
Unfortunately, Monty was sent catapulting straight into Balor's boots!
"Oh, right in the kisser!" Cole cringed a bit.
"Monty's face just crashed into Balor!" J.R. cringed also.
Monty soon fell back from the hit, landing on Naruto's knees.
While Naruto was still holding onto Monogram, Finn Balor decided to climb up to the top rope, setting up something big.
"We could be seein' Coup De Grace again!" Tazz said, rubbing his hands again.
"This is not for Monty!" Cole shook his head.
With Monty trying to break free as he could, it was all for naught as Finn Balor launched himself off the top rope and landed the Coup De Grace perfectly all over Monty Monogram!
"Bulls-eye! I called it!" exclaimed Tazz.
"Balor nails it!" Cole exclaimed too.
While Monty was holding out his chest in pain, Finn Balor got up, only to fall flat to a Throwback neckbreaker, courtesy of Leon Kennedy!
"I'm thinking Leon nailed that too!" J.R. pointed out.
"Leon snuck behind him like a ninja!" Cole exclaimed once more.
While Finn held his neck in pain, the crowd all turned to the entrance stage to see whoever would come out next by the 10-count.
"We got another entrant coming up!" Tazz said, pointing up to the stage.
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *BZZT!*
Entrant #84: ODB
After the buzzer sounded, a muscle-bounded woman dressed up in all camo and big black boots came out with a flask in hand.
After taking a sip out of her flask, she made her way down the aisle with the support of the Chicago crowd.
"Well, here's come one dirty you-know-what!" Tazz said, nudging Cole by his shoulder.
"Here's comes former TNA Knockout's champion ODB!" J.R. exclaimed.
"That's a weird way to start the Rumble smashed." Cole chuckled.
"ODB isn't like any normal lady, Cole!" Tazz chuckled also.
As ODB got inside the ring, she started feeding out forearms to MusclesGlasses, Gambit, Casey Jones and Leonard Hofstadter. And then, she approached Raven Queen and gave her a backbreaking bearhug!
She pressed in those arms and quietly bent Raven's back like a folded piece of paper, making the magical girl squeal in pain!
"She locks in that bearhug!" Cole exclaimed once more.
"Raven's feeling the pain from that bearhug!" J.R. pointed out.
Just when ODB was about to break Raven's back instantly, Matt Sydal jumped from behind her and dropkicked ODB, therefore breaking the hold.
"Dropkick to the back of the cabeza!" Tazz cried out.
"Hijole!" hollered J.R.
ODB didn't look too pleased by that dropkick.
So when she turned around, Sydal rushed at her with a hurricanrana, only for ODB to counter with a very huge powerbomb!
"Oh my lord!" gasped Cole.
"ODB counters that one!" Tazz pointed out as well.
"I think a spatula's in order for Sydal!" nodded J.R.
As ODB remained focused on the high flyer, DJ Z was at the top rope, waiting for Apollo Crews to turn around.
And when he did, DJ Z leaped off the top rope and landed on Crews with a huge flying body press, only for the momentum to turn around in Apollo's favor by picking DJ Z up on his shoulders!
"Uh-oh, Crews countered it!" Tazz gasped again.
"Is he gonna go for it?" asked Cole.
Holding onto the former BroMans DJ, Crews transitioned the backbreaker into a Gorilla Press position.
And then, he dropped DJ Z onto the mat, followed by a very huge moonsault for good measure!
"Whoa, what a combo!" J.R. gasped out of surprise.
Meanwhile, Matt Sydal was busy going up to the top rope and was attempting to hit an Airbourne on a fallen Casey Jones.
"These people are up on their seats!" Cole said, referring to the ovation from the crowd.
"He's got him hook line and sinker!" Tazz exclaimed.
Just before Sydal could nail the Airbourne, Leon Kennedy ran in and knocked him off the top, sending him crashing to the outside floor in elimination. That of course, resulted in kind of a mixed reaction from the disappointed fans.
"Not tonight, he won't!" J.R. shook his head.
"That boot sent Sydal packing!" Tazz exclaimed.
"Everybody was hoping to see an Airbourne, but it all came crashing down instead!" Cole replied.
68th Eliminated: Matt Sydal; Eliminated by: Leon Kennedy; Duration: 18:39
As Sydal left ringside to a standing ovation, Naruto tried his darnedest to get Tajiri for a hurricanrana on the top turnbuckle.
While Naruto wrapped his legs around Tajiri's neck, the Japanese Buzzsaw hung onto the ropes, forcing Naruto to crash-land onto the mat.
"Nope! Nobody home!" Tazz shook his head as well.
"Naruto's move backfired on him!" J.R. replied also.
Before Tajiri could even think of recovering, AR Fox suddenly came out of nowhere and hopped on the top rope, grabbing Tajiri and flipping his body over for another Lo Mein Pain!
"Looks like Fox's move didn't!" pointed out Cole.
"AR Fox is looking quite impressive." J.R. nodded.
"I like this kid, he's very athletic!" Tazz nodded too.
As Tajiri laid motionless on the mat, the crowd turned to the stage yet again to see who would come out of the curtain after the 10 count.
"We have another entrant coming in the match!" J.R. informed everyone.
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *BZZT!*
Entrant #85: Barry Eisenberg (Best Friends Whenever)
As the buzzer sounded yet again, a short brown-haired teenager wearing a Portland Trail Blazers jersey, denim jeans and black wrestling boots came out to surprisingly a batch of boos.
This entrant couldn't even understand why they were booing at him, but regardless, he raised his fists in the air and ran down the aisle.
"Well, looks like the entire Chicago crowd isn't exactly Blazer-friendly tonight!" J.R. replied, possibly referring to the negative reaction.
"What's wrong with this guy that these people have a problem with?" asked Tazz.
"I don't know, but number 85 is Barry Eisenberg from Disney Channel's Best Friends Whenever." Cole shrugged.
"What are the heck these people booing at? I thought everyone loved the Trail Blazers!"" Barry asked himself while he was still running down the aisle.
As Barry still tried to figure out what's going on, he got in the ring, only to get hit with a Curb Stomp by Leonard Hofstadter! Somehow, that Curb Stomp got cheers by the fans, which were busy chanting "Blazers Suck".
"Yikes, that's a way to greet an entrant!" gasped Tazz, who was feeling a little startled by the attack.
This wasn't going good for Barry at all, since he was now having Monty, Raven and Leonard stomping the hell out of him. The entire crowd was going crazy as a result, seeing Barry become quite a human doormat.
"What a massacre we're seeing!" Cole cried out.
"I think the crowd must be Bulls fans." Tazz said to Cole.
"What do you expect, Tazz? This is the city of Chicago!" J.R. said to Tazz.
The stomps were getting very excruciating for Barry, who called for timeout much to the laughter of the crowd.
"Looks like Barry's callin' timeout also!" pointed out Tazz.
"Tough luck Barry, there's no timeout's in the Mega All-Star FanFiction Royal Rumble!" chuckled Cole.
"That's for damn sure!" J.R. nodded while chuckling also.
While Barry continued to get stomped on like a house rat, Naruto ended up getting hit in the ribs by Casey Jones's hockey stick, courtesy of Gambit.
And then to make matters worse for the Leaf ninja, the card-playing mutant placed the stick between his legs and lifted Naruto up, lowblowing him right by the hockey stick!
"OH MY LORD!" Cole shouted in horror.
"Gambit's frickin' lifting Naruto up by the hockey stick!" cried out Tazz.
"Imagine what Naruto's feeling right now!" J.R. replied.
Meanwhile, seeing the damage that Monty, Raven and Leonard did to Barry, the three then decided to lift Barry over the top rope and eliminate him, bringing huge cheers from the crowd!
"And Barry's gone!" Cole informed everyone.
"Wow, kid didn't even try." Tazz replied.
"He didn't even get far!" shook J.R.'s head.
69th Eliminated: Barry Eisenberg; Eliminated by: Monty Monogram, Raven Queen and Leonard Hofstadter; Duration: 0:32
As soon as he got up, Barry started throwing a fit at ringside to the point where he got back on the apron.
But before he could even think of getting back in the ring, he was being pulled back by the officials, who were preventing Barry from re-entering the ring.
"C'mon, let me back in! I want a restart!" whined Barry.
"That kid doesn't wanna stop!" Tazz exclaimed.
"He didn't like how his run in the rumble went down!" Cole shook his head as well.
"Well, like it or not, Barry's done for the night!" replied J.R.
Apparently, Barry didn't want his night to end like this.
So as the refs were still holding him back, Barry swatted referee Marty Elias off by his foot, finally letting him go back in the ring. But as soon as he came in, Apollo Crews came running in and clotheslined Barry over the ropes and onto the floor.
"Nice to see you again, Barry!" Tazz laughed in response.
"He was already out!" J.R. cried out.
"Barry doesn't get that he's even out!" Cole shook his head once more.
"Can you blame him, Cole? Kid just can't take no for an answer!" Tazz shrugged.
Meanwhile, Killshot was in control, getting ODB up in the air in an Electric Chair position. ODB tried to find something to hang on, but knowing he was high up on his shoulders, it was to no avail.
"ODB's in a dangerous position here." J.R. pointed up.
"Not a good place at all!" Cole shook his head.
Before Killshot could nail the JML Driver, Leon Kennedy came out of nowhere with a dropkick, sending both Killshot and ODB over the top rope.
Luckily, using their smarts, the two managed to remain on the apron, saving themselves from elimination.
"That was close!" J.R. sighed in relief.
"I thought it over from both Killshot and ODB!" nodded Tazz.
Well, one of them was about to be over.
ODB then connected with a kick to Killshot's face, followed by a huge Buzzsaw Kick to Tajiri, which not also knocked Killshot out permanently, but it also knocked him off the apron and onto the floor in elimination!
"WHOA, that was loud!" Tazz shrieked.
"Killshot has been eliminated by ODB and Tajiri!" J.R. shouted.
"What a teamwork of kicks right there!" Cole nodded.
70th Eliminated: Killshot; Eliminated by: ODB and Tajiri; Duration: 11:48
After Killshot left the ring a little disappointed, the Chicago crowd all focused to the entranceway, anticipating another entrant yet to enter the match.
"We got another one coming up now!" J.R. exclaimed.
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *BZZT!*
AWWWWWWWWESOOOOOOOOME... I CAME TO PLAY!
Entrant #86: The Miz
After hearing those infamous words around Soldier Field, The Miz (who was all dressed in black and gold) came out with his Intercontinental Championship in hand to a bunch of booming boos from left to right.
He wasn't alone however. With him as always was Miz's wife/manager, Maryse, who was walking right beside him.
"We got some star power coming through!" Tazz said to J.R.
"Our next entrant is The Hollywood A-Lister known as The Miz!" Cole informed everyone.
"Give me a damn break, this man is more of a D-Lister!" J.R. groaned in expense.
After showing off to the fans (who were still booing), The Miz gave Maryse his black/gold trenchcoat vest and made his way down the aisle.
But before he got in the ring, he ended up stopping for some reason.
"Whoa, why did he stop?" asked J.R.
"I have no idea!" shrugged Tazz.
Suddenly, the Miz noticed two Hollywood chairs with an ice bucket full of champagne sitting right by the announcer's table. With no time to waste, Miz and Maryse made their way around the ring and began sitting on their chairs at ringside, while at the same time, observing the situation in the ring.
"You gotta be kidding me..." Cole said in a facepalmed expression.
"Oh come on now!" J.R. groaned once more.
"Seriously?" asked Tazz.
"Well apparently, this is Miz's relaxation time!" J.R. rolled his eyes.
"Come on, there's no relaxation time in the Mega All Star FanFiction Royal Rumble!" Cole exclaimed.
While The Miz was busy sipping on a glass of champagne, DJ Z had MusclesGlasses grounded by his feet, setting him up for a huge Gory Bomb!
"I think a Gory Bomb's in order!" Cole exclaimed once more.
"DJ Z could be in for one!" J.R. nodded.
But before DJ Z could nail the move, his face got planted by AR Fox's boot, nailing the former X-Division Champion with a Dutchman's boot! The Miz couldn't help but laugh at that move, as if he was surprised.
"Bullseye!" Tazz chuckled.
"That kick nearly clipped DJ Z's teeth!" nodded J.R.
"He might need to see a dentist after this is over!" Cole replied while gulping.
That kick was more than enough to knock DJ Z's senses out.
Seeing this, both AR Fox and Muscles Glasses capitalized on the opportunity by picking DJ Z up over the top rope and onto the floor, ending his Rumble run for the night.
"MusclesGlasses has DJ Z over his shoulders, and he's out!" Tazz exclaimed.
"There goes DJ Z, he's out of the rumble!" pointed out J.R.
71st Eliminated: DJ Z; Eliminated by: MusclesGlasses; Duration: 19:33
After DJ Z left, Raven Queen was busy feeding out Flair-like chops to the ropes on Finn Balor.
While his chest was roughed up enough, Raven whipped the Demon King to the ropes and went for a discus clothesline, but Balor ducked and countered with a huge Pele Kick!
"Ohhhh!" cringed Cole!
"Pele kick there by Balor!" Tazz pointed out.
"That's gotta hurt badly!" Cole nodded in response to Tazz's statement.
With that kick enough to stun her, Finn Balor decided to end it by getting Raven in single underhook position and lifting her up.
Before he could put her down with the 1916, Naruto came out of nowhere and hit Balor with a Zig Zag, while at the same time; the Demon King dropped Raven right by her head! That unbelievable move brought in a huge pop from the fans!
"OH MAH GAWD!" J.R. shouted in horror.
"Unbelievable!" said Cole.
"GODD**N!" Tazz chuckled.
"Naruto killing two birds with one stone with that unbelievable move!" Cole pointed out.
"I only hope Raven's neck isn't broken from that impact!" Tazz said, concerned for Raven's safety.
"She might need to have it checked out once she's done!" J.R. told Tazz.
As the match continues on, The Miz was relaxing with his wife Maryse outside the ring with a smirk on his face.
"Do you see that? I'm glad I'm not her. I want my neck to feel refreshed." The Miz told his wife.
"Oh come on, when in the heck is he gonna get in the ring?" J.R. whined in anger.
"When I'm good and ready, big hat!" The Miz said to J.R., overhearing his comments.
"Come on Miz, nobody is allowed to relax in the Rumble!" Cole groaned.
"Give me a water bottle, I'll knock him out of that seat." Tazz groaned as well, hoping to shut up The Miz himself.
While the commentators were keeping Tazz from getting his hands on The Miz, the crowd all turned yet again to the stage to see yet another entrant enters the Rumble match.
"While the Miz is still slacking off, who's next?" J.R. groaned as he looked over to the entranceway.
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *BZZT!*
Entrant #87: Josh Nichols (Drake & Josh)
After the buzzer sounded, a teenager who looked like JonTron came out wearing a Padres jersey, black jeans and boots to (strange enough) a negative audience. The 87th entrant didn't really know why they were booing at him, but regardless, he decided to ignore the reception and move down the aisle.
"All right, JonTron's in!" Tazz shouted happily.
"Tell me about it, here comes Josh Nichols from Nick show, Drake & Josh." Cole nodded.
"This kid doesn't seem to be getting a good reaction from the audience tonight." J.R. shook his head.
"Maybe because he's wearing a San Diego Padres jersey in the town of Chicago." answered Tazz.
After attempting to get some high-fives from the fans (they flipped him off instead), he got inside the ring.
But unfortunately, he was met by a huge spinning back kick from Casey Jones, which sent Josh tumbling through the ropes and down to the floor.
"Oh my!" cringed J.R.
"Casey Jones just sent Josh through the ropes!" Cole pointed out.
"Uh, you mean JonTron, right?" Tazz asked Cole.
"Who do you think he might look like, you idiot?" J.R. asked Tazz in a huff.
"Uh, JonTron?" answered Tazz.
"Ohhh boy..." Cole said facepalming from Tazz's stupidity.
As soon as Josh Nichols got back up on his feet, he saw The Miz and his wife Maryse laughing at him. That's when Josh decided to do the right thing by getting in The Miz's face!
"Hey D-Lister, why don't you get off your ass and get in the ring?" Josh said close-up to the actor's face.
"And get this moneymaker ruined? I need to cool down before I enter, you know." The Miz winked back.
Unfortunately, Josh wasn't looking very pleased by that answer.
However, he came across an ice bucket full of ice and water. Seeing both the bucket and the couple, Josh had an idea.
"Whoa, what's he thinking?" asked Tazz.
"I think I might have a clue!" J.R. exclaimed.
"If you're saying I believe Josh is about to do, I'm gonna like it!" Cole nodded.
While the so-called Hollywood couple wasn't looking, Josh grabbed the bucket full of ice and water and then threw the ice and water right at The Miz and Maryse, bringing a huge pop from the audience!
"What a splashdown!" shouted out J.R.
"Hahaha, that'll refresh The Miz!" Tazz said, laughing at The Miz's expense.
"Maybe that'll motivate him to get in the ring!" Cole said to Tazz.
In an instant, the entire Chicago crowd was now going crazy for Josh, he smiled for the reaction.
They were about to be even more apeshit crazy when Josh decided to show his respect for the city of Chicago by removing his Padres jersey in exchange for a Chicago Cubs jersey!
"Hey, a change of heart!" Tazz exclaimed.
"The Cubs are gonna love this!" J.R. nodded.
"The whole city of Chicago is loving it!" Cole nodded too.
Enjoying this ovation, Josh then grabbed a mic, knowing he had something to say to this crowd.
"Let's face it people, The Cubs are awesome and The Miz is not!" Josh stated, pointing out to a soaked Miz.
"I'll drink to that!" Tazz nodded while chuckling.
The feeling of the cold water angered Miz to the bone.
So he decided to take his frustration on Josh. But before the so-called A-Lister could even throw a punch, the Miz ended up slipping on the ice and water, falling down to the floor much to the laughter of the fans!
"Cleanup in aisle 1!" J.R. shouted out.
"That's gonna leave a mark!" Cole replied, trying to contain his laughter.
After the Miz got up, Josh Nichols started to fire up punches thrown directly at the actor's so-called 'moneymaker'.
After nailing him with a 4-hit combo, Josh then brought The Miz back into the ring where to his disbelief; the actor was standing right before MusclesGlasses. As The Miz was begging for his life, Tajiri came out of nowhere and clocked Miz's head clean off with a thunderous Buzzsaw Kick!
"WHOA!" gasped J.R. out of surprise.
"Buzzsaw kick out of nowhere, baby!" Tazz exclaimed.
"I think Tajiri wiped a lot more than his moneymaker off!" Cole nodded.
With Miz down on the mat, Josh used the momentum from these screaming fans to fuel him up.
He saw AR Fox trying so hard to desperately eliminate Gambit from the match. Using some ninja skills, Josh lifted up Fox by his tights and lifted him up over the ropes and onto the floor, marking his first elimination!
"Well, someone's going back to the foxhole!" Tazz exclaimed once more.
"AR Fox is out of here, and Josh Nichols makes his first elimination!" added J.R.
72nd Eliminated: AR Fox; Eliminated by: Josh Nichols; Duration: 9:34
As the crowd was cheering for Josh, The Miz went right behind him with such an angry mood on his face.
"Well, someone got his panties in a bunch." scoffed Tazz.
"The Miz is furious!" Cole exclaimed as well.
"After what Josh did to him, there's no doubt!" nodded the Oklahoman.
Knowing no intention, The Miz decided to sneak up on Josh for the Skull Crushing Finale.
But using incredible strength, Josh countered by flipping Miz over on his back. And as the ex-reality star got up, Josh trapped him in the Full Nelson position and then flipped Miz backwards for a Dragon Suplex!
"No Skull Crushing Finale today!" Cole shook his head.
"Miz just got planted there!" cringed Tazz.
"His revenge shot back fired for sure." added J.R.
Meanwhile, Gambit got back to his feet when all of a sudden; Finn Balor nailed him with a dropkick and sent him over the ropes, but barely hanging on.
"Gambit's skinnin' the cat here!" Tazz pointed out.
"He almost went out there, but he might not be able to hang on much longer!" Cole nodded.
As Gambit got back up to the apron, Finn Balor came right at Gambit with a running elbow, which sent Gambit to the floor and eliminated him. This brought much displeasure from the women in the audience, who really wanted to see Gambit last a bit longer.
"Well, Gambit got dealt a bad hand here." J.R. replied.
"Damn, I thought he would hang in there longer!" groaned Tazz.
73rd Eliminated: Gambit; Eliminated by: Finn Balor; Duration: 19:43
As Gambit left ringside, the fans gave him a good ovation for his performance.
While that was going on, the crowd all turned to the stage to see the next entrant appear by the count of 10.
"Our next entrant's coming right now! Who will it be?" asked Cole.
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *BZZT!*
Entrant #88: Ashlynn Ella (Ever After High)
As the buzzer went off, a girl with strawberry blonde hair, a teal sundress and captivating crystal high-heel boots came out to entire catcalls and hollers from the male demographic. The ovation she was hearing was making her blush a little on the inside, truth be told.
"All right, here's a spicy firecracker!" Tazz smirked.
"This woman is without a doubt, a favorite with the fans!" J.R. nodded, agreeing with Tazz.
"Representing Ever After High is the daughter of Cinderella, Ashlynn Ella!" Cole exclaimed.
As Ashlynn got inside the ring, she started getting pumped up right way, decking both ODB and Jessie Godderz with dropkick after dropkick.
And then, she hopped on Leon Kennedy's shoulders and flipped him right over with a hurricanrana!
"Whoa, Ashlynn's just frickin' flying all over thr place!" Tazz gasped in amazement.
"She's getting a good start entering the match!" J.R. added.
As she turned around, Ashlynn saw Tajiri trying to kick at her.
Luckily, Ashlynn managed to grab his foot in time, making the Japanese Buzzsaw hop only on one leg. And it wasn't long before Ashlynn nailed Tajiri with a buzzsaw kick of her own to the head!
"Ohh! Good night!" Tazz cringed.
"Good lord, Ashlynn nailed Tajiri with a buzzsaw kick of her own!" J.R. cringed as well.
As Tajiri slumped to the mat, Naruto was busy slumping Casey Jones to the floor a la a Sleeperhold.
Unfortunately, it wasn't for long as a teenager hopped over the barricade and started stomping on Naruto right by his neck repeatedly. The camera immediately identified his red hat, the three hairs on his head, the long-sleeved green sweater and black biker shorts easily. To everyone's not-so-unusual surprise, it was Kevin from Ed, Edd n Eddy!
"Uggh, this again?!" groaned Tazz.
"Oh for the love of Pete, it's that bully Kevin!" J.R. groaned also.
"He's another one of The Authority's goons!" pointed out Cole.
"How many idiots did the Authority even hire for this job?" Tazz asked J.R.
"Obviously, it's bigger than the Authority's entire ego!" J.R. nodded.
Kevin had stomped Naruto so hard enough that the Leaf ninja wasn't even getting up.
With rage built up inside, Kevin grabbed the future Hokage's orange coat and launched him over the top rope, only for Naruto hang on just at the nick of time while Kevin's entire back was turned.
"Wait a minute, Naruto's hanging on here!" Cole pointed out again.
"Yeah, I don't even know why Kevin's celebrating there! He didn't get rid of him yet!" Tazz shrugged.
"The dumbass doesn't even know Naruto's still in the match!" J.R. nodded once more.
"Hey, you dorks better give me the bounty or else! I ain't waitin' here." Kevin shouted to the officials from the ring.
While Kevin was still arguing with them, Naruto re-entered the ring and approached the stubborn bike rider.
And as he turned around, Naruto kicked him right in the ribs and picked him up in a Samoan Drop position. Kevin was trying to fight out, but Naruto still had him trapped.
"I don't think Naruto was pleased by that sneak attack!" Cole shook his head.
"Can you blame him, Cole?" Tazz shrugged.
With the bully on his shoulders, Naruto started to spin around, trapping Kevin with a huge airplane spin. As each second passed, Naruto started spinning around fast and furious, leaving Kevin a little woozy around his entire brain.
The fans were on their feet; counting down every rotation and revolution that Naruto was doing, obviously to add insult to injury for the three-haired bully.
"Round and round he goes, Cole!" smirked Tazz, who was enjoying what was happening to Kevin.
"He messed with the wrong ninja!" J.R. nodded yet again.
After basically a good 20 seconds of spinning around, Naruto decided to get rid of the trash.
So with Kevin still on his shoulders, Naruto decided to drop the bully's face down by his knee with a Go To Sleep! The impact forced Kevin to fly back over the top ropes and onto the floor, knocking him out permanently!
"Night-night, Kev!" chuckled the ECW alumnist.
"He's gonna need aspirin for that!" Cole exclaimed.
"Good riddance!" J.R. exclaimed also.
While the security was busy trying to drag Kevin's body up the aisle, the crowd turned once again to the stage, awaiting the next entrant to enter the match.
"Here's another one comin', guys!" Tazz said, pointing to the stage.
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *BZZT!*
Entrant #89: Son of Havoc
As the buzzer rang out, a man dressed up with a black mask (which surrounded his well-known beard), black tights and black boots came out to quite a lukewarm, yet stellar ovation from Soldier Field.
"We got another stellar athlete coming down!" J.R. pointed out.
"From Lucha Underground, here comes the masked biker known as Son of Havoc!" Cole announced.
"I can tell this guy is badass, Cole!" Tazz said to Cole.
After he entered the ring, he nailed Apollo Crews with flurries to the face, only to have it cut off by The Miz.
The so-called Hollywood A-lister ended up getting his hands on him, only for Son of Havoc to cut him off with a huge snap suplex.
"Miz definitely not catching a break." Cole shook his head.
"That's what he gets for slackin' so long." scoffed Tazz.
"That's the kind of attitude The Miz has that'll have him thrown out early!" J.R. added in unison.
While the Miz was down on the mat, Havoc surprised him with a Japanese Arm Drag, followed by another one.
And then, Havoc finished Miz right off with a standing somersault senton!
"I think help may be in order for the Miz here!" added Tazz.
"No questioning that, Tazz!" Cole nodded in response.
Meanwhile, Tajiri had Leon Kennedy grounded over at the turnbuckle, also putting his foot in the zombie killer's mouth.
After suffocating him long enough for a good 20 seconds, Tajiri hopped on Leon's shoulders and bent his body over the rope.
"Check this out, guys! We're gonna see full-on Tarantula, guys!" Tazz said, pointing at the move Tajiri was about to do.
And as he grabbed the legs, Tajiri bent Leon on his back upside down, locking in the Tarantula successfully!
The pain became excruciating to Leon, who screamed like a poor helpless victim getting his skin and bones chewed heavily by a flesh-eating zombie!
"Tajiri has Leon stuck in the tarantula!" shouted out J.R.
"He must be in some real pain right now!" Cole gulped.
Seeing what went on, Casey Jones came in and started nailing fist shots straight to Tajiri, making him break the hold. However, he knocked Tajiri off of Leon, which forced the Japanese Buzzsaw plummeting himself to the floor, eliminating him.
"Well, that was a mistake!" J.R. shook his head.
"Tajiri's gone!" Tazz pointed out.
"Casey Jones came in, broke the tarantula and eliminated Tajiri in no time!" Cole exclaimed.
74th Eliminated: Tajiri; Eliminated by: Casey Jones; Duration: 8:22
As Tajiri left up the aisle in disappointment, Jessie Godderz was busy trapping Raven Queen in the Adonis Lock, which was also known as a Boston Crab.
Raven was feeling her back bend sideways like a faulty accordion. The longer Godderz had in that hold, the more painful Raven's back was getting by the second.
"Raven's in trouble here!" Tazz pointed out again.
"Jessie has her locked in serious pain!" J.R. gulped in response.
Before it could get even worse for Raven, Leonard came in just in time and nailed Jessie with a dropkick to the face!
"Well, that ended it!" Tazz chuckled.
"Leonard breaking up the hold in time." Cole explained.
"He gave Raven quite a breather there!" nodded J.R.
As Jessie got up, he turned to Leonard, who gestured at him to bring it on.
But before the Broman could get his hands on the Green Lantern-wearing nerd, Raven Queen came out of nowhere and dropkicked Godderz in the back of his head. That forced him to stumble towards Leonard, who lowered the ropes and back body dropped Jessie over the top and onto the floor, eliminating him to a row of cheers!
"He's gone over and out!" Cole exclaimed.
"It seems that Godderz won't be partying anymore!" J.R. shook his head, agreeing with Cole.
"Leonard seems to be working great with two women from Ever After High!" Tazz exclaimed as well.
"You're right, Tazz. He's been teaming with Raven and now Ashlynn!" Cole nodded along.
75th Eliminated: Jessie Godderz; Eliminated by: Leonard Hofstadter and Raven Queen; Duration: 10:41
After Jessie left ringside, Ashlynn picked Raven up on her feet; the two saw Josh Nichols coming with a double clothesline.
Using their combined smarts, the two ducked down and just as he ran back, Ashlynn and Raven decked him in the face with a double Superkick!
"YIKES!" Tazz hissed in surprise.
"MY GAWD, double superkick to the face of Josh!" J.R. cringed again.
"He's gonna need to take some time to realize that shot he just suffered!" Cole pointed out.
While both Ashlynn and Raven concluded with a high-five, the Chicago faithful turned once again to to the countdown clock, seeing it tick down to its next entrant in the match.
"Look alive, guys. The next number's comin'!" Tazz replied as he focused to the stage.
10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... *BZZT!*
Entrant #90: Rock Lee (Naruto: Shippuden)
After the buzzer sounded, a teenager dressed up in all green with busy eyebrows and Beatle haircut came down the aisle with a bunch of cheers.
However, he wasn't the only one coming down the aisle. With him was his loyal sensei, Might Guy, who started high-fiving the fans at ringside.
"Hey, it's the fifth Beatle!" Tazz cried out.
"This kid is not a Beatle, Tazz!" J.R. said, regretting Tazz's stupidity.
"Our next entrant from the Leaf Nation in Konoha, here comes Rock Lee from Naruto: Shippuden!" Cole informed everyone.
"Damn, and he looked like one too..." Tazz groaned.
"Ohhh, what are we gonna do with you?" J.R. groaned as well, but for Tazz's sake.
Before Rock Lee could enter the ring, Might Guy stopped him for a little while, obviously as a way to give him a little pep talk of motivation.
"I just wanna let you know that I'll be right at ringside if you need help!" Guy said, pumping Lee up.
"Thanks, sensei!" Rock Lee replied, bowing in respect.
"A sign of luck coming from Rock Lee's sensei." replied Cole.
"Lee's sensei is out here for support, I like that!" Tazz smirked.
After being pumped up, Lee got inside the ring and started going crazy all over, giving out free punch flurries to the ribs of both Casey Jones, Finn Balor and Apollo Crews in breakneck speed.
"Whoa, the Beatle's chargin'!" Tazz smirked once more.
"He's not one of the Beatles, Tazz!" J.R. shouted at his partner.
Still feeling hyped, Rock Lee did a somersault flip out of consistently nowhere and leapt up with a huge Codebreaker on Leonard Hofstadter for good measure!
"Whoa my!" Cole gasped in amazement.
"Oh, what a codebreaker there!" Tazz said, nearly jumping out of his seat.
While the crowd was on their feet for Lee and the hot streak he was continuing, Finn Balor came in and nailed Lee with a running dropkick.
"Well, that killed the mood." J.R. replied.
"Balor ruins Lee's streak with a running dropkick!" exclaimed Cole.
After knocking Lee down, Balor took in a three-point stance at the turnbuckle, waiting for the bushy eyebrowed ninja to get up on his feet.
As he turned right around, the Demon King rushed in and nailed Rock Lee with another dropkick, this time sending the back of the ninja's head into the middle turnbuckle. Might Guy was feeling a little stressed and concerned watching this scene unfold.
"And the Demon King strikes again!" Tazz exclaimed.
"This is not looking good for Rock Lee." Cole shook his head in concern.
"He better get back in this!" replied J.R.
With Rock Lee getting a little dazed and confused by the dropkick, Balor decided to head right up in an attempt to hit another Coup De Grace in the match.
But before he could however, Might Guy started grabbing Balor by his legs in an attempt to stop the Demon King from doing his finishing maneuver.
"No, I won't let you do it! I won't let you!" Might Guy said, crying out like a whiner.
"What's going on here?" Cole raised his eyebrow.
"What the hell is this?" asked J.R.
"I think Might Guy is helping out Lee!" pointed out Tazz.
"Managers aren't allowed to interfere in the Rumble!" J.R. exclaimed.
"He can't just interfere in Lee's match!" Cole exclaimed as well, alongside his partner.
"Ah, I think Guy is just helping out his student. You know that's what being a mentor is all about!" Tazz replied to both Cole and J.R.
Irritated by this, Finn Balor managed to swat Guy off his shoe by kicking the sensei's face.
But as he got Guy-sensei off, Monty Monogram leaped up to the middle rope and grabbed the back of Balor's head, crashing the Demon King down with an avalanche facebuster!
"Mah goodness!" J.R. gasped loudly.
"Monty nailed Balor with that facebuster from out of nowhere!" Cole cried out.
While Balor was out like a broken flashlight, ODB was at the turnbuckle, busy smothering the Miz with her entire chest. The A-lister started feeling a little breathless, being suffocated at the hands of her 'puppies'.
"Well, that's a maneuver if I've seen one!" chuckled Tazz.
"The Miz's is being downright suffocated by ODB's chest!" J.R. chuckled a bit too.
"Damn, why does The Miz always get the action?" Tazz groaned.
This scene made Maryse so uncomfortable.
It made her so uncomfortable in fact, that she ended up grabbing ODB's drinking flask and uncorking the top.
"What's this?" J.R. raised his eyebrow.
"Oh no, don't tell me Maryse is gonna do what I think she's gonna do!" Cole gulped.
With a smirk, Maryse began pouring down the contents of ODB's flask straight onto the floor, leaving ODB pissed, angry and ticked.
"Oh, that's low!" Tazz hissed in anger.
"Maryse may have made the biggest mistake of her life!" J.R. replied.
"There's no questioning that, JR!" Cole nodded, agreeing with J.R.
Angered with what Maryse did, ODB went under the ropes and started chasing Maryse all around ringside.
This was almost like a cat-and-mouse game coming to life, except that Maryse was a scared cowardly little mouse and ODB was a rage-induced cat.
"We got a little car chase going!" J.R. exclaimed.
"It's more like cat and mouse chase!" Tazz exclaimed also.
"She's literally on Maryse's tail!" Cole nodded.
After only a good 10 seconds of running all over ringside, Maryse made his way inside the ring as ODB followed.
But as ODB got inside the ring, The Miz came out of nowhere and slaughtered her with a big boot across the head, forcing boos to come out of Soldier Field from the fans!
"Oh man!" Cole hissed in agony.
"What a boot to the face of ODB!" Tazz cringed.
"Oh come on now, that assaulted a woman!" J.R. whined in response.
"I'm afraid Miz doesn't really care now!" Tazz shook his head.
"He never does!" Cole shook his head too.
As The Miz smirked on what he did, Josh Nichols went behind him and suddenly planted Miz with a huge backstabber.
"Oh, a backstabber!" J.R. gasped in surprise.
"That'll show Miz what!" scoffed Tazz.
As the crowd was cheering at what Miz got, they soon turned over to the stage to check out the next entrant that was soon making his way.
"Our next entrant's coming up momentarily!" Cole said, pointing to the stage.
Whoa, this took me a while, but hey, I finally got it done! Enough explaining from me, so here's the stats!
People still in the ring: 17
People still left to go: 310
Eliminated: "The Miracle" Mike Bennett, Simon Gotch, Cid Highwind, Cosmo Kramer, ACH, PJ Black, Dan Hibiki, Viktor, Gruncle Stan, R-Truth, Reese Wilkerson, Angelico, Eddie Edwards, Heath Burns, Kick-Ass, Johnny Gargano, Knuckles The Echidna, Tommy Dreamer, Jerry "The King" Lawler, Wendell Ruckus, Joey Gladstone, Cody Travers, Rockstar Spud, Erick Rowan, Frankie Stein, Eddie Winslow, The Mack, Naldo Montoya, Goldust, Duncan, "Cowboy" James Storm, Hawkeye, Mojo Rawley, Bram, Green Arrow, Psylocke, Eric Young, Nostalgia Critic, Chris Mordetzky, Luigi, Titus O'Neil, Sin Cara, Rainbow Dash, Eric Forman, Rikishi, Hayate, Frankie Kazarian, Ethan Diaz, Leela, Zack Ryder, Chris Sabin, Aiden English, "Razor" Jake Clawson, Karl Anderson, Sanji, Mark Henry, Jey Uso, Duke Nukem, Brian Myers, Paul Phoenix, Ron Zombie, Al Bundy, Crazzy Steve, Dexter Charming, Spud, Tommaso Ciampa, Cody Lambert, Matt Sydal, Barry Eisenberg, Killshot, DJ Z, AR Fox, Gambit, Tajiri and Jessie Godderz
Still in the ring: Al Bundy, Apollo Crews, Ashlynn Ella, Casey Jones, Finn Balor, Josh Nichols, Leon Kennedy, Leonard Hofstadter, Matt Sydal, The Miz, Monty Monogram, MusclesGlasses, Naruto Uzumaki, ODB, Raven Queen, Rock Lee and Son of Havoc
Will Tazz still continue to confuse Josh Nichols as JonTron?
Is The Miz still ice cold from all of that water being dumped on him?
Will Naruto survive all the way to the end?
And will the kids be safe? Hopefully, I don't really know.
All of the questions will be answered come next chapter, so leave me a like and comment! Until that happens, free chocolate donuts for everybody!