DISCLAIMER: All belongs to JKR. Not me
"Weasley, Roxanne"
"..."
Gryffindor, Gryffindor, please put me in Gryffindor
"Don't I get a say in this?"
Gryffindor, Gryffindor, Gryf-
"Why Gryffindor, may I ask?"
Because you just put my brother there.
"And are you afraid of being separated from your twin?"
What? No!
"I think you are, otherwise you wouldn't be so adamant about-"
The only thing I'm afraid of is that he'll get the...stuffing knocked out of him in the first five minutes because of some smart-alec comment, and I won't be there to save his sorry...backside.
"Oh. Well in that case I suppose it had better be GRYFFINDOR!"
A/N Yes Roxanne and Fred are twins. couldn't resist :D