Evil: *Not paying attention* My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yar-WHOA WHOA WHOA! *Stares at audience*
Krystal: I don't know what to do! I have like, 20 stories that I want to write! Evil, stop dancing like a fool and take over!
Evil: MY DANCING PWNS YOU!
Krystal: So you don't want to take over?
Evil: I WANNA DANCE! IT'S MY DREAM!
Krystal: *sigh* Sniffles, what did you do to him?
Sniffles: I-I, uhh...nothing *whistles innocently*
Krystal: Whatever, I'll just postpone everything. Okay, first dares!
w3irdo13
T's Evil, if u were NOT a killer what activity would u be partaking in right about... (clock turns to 12:13)NAOW! Flaky, your FAVE rock group? (rock can mean punk, metal, country, pop punk, ect,...) Everyone, who can put there foot over there head? 'Cuz I can! D's Everyone, OBEY THE FCC (just don't sing about it)! Evil, sing the Fight Song by Marilyn Manson. Flippy, (says in funny accent) dance for us, Flippy. Comments, Flippy & Evil, nice job singing
Krystal: So, Evil?
Evil: I'd be dancing! *Does pirouette* Woo! *Lands in a split* YEAH!
Flippy: That's not creepy at all...
Krystal: Why, Flippy. Whatever do you mean?
Flippy: Uh, y'know. Evil, psychopathic, war-torn killing machine THAT IS DANCING! UGH
Evil: *Sings* You'reeee juuusssttt jeaallouuusss yooou cannn't DAAANNCEE!
Krystal: Yes, Evil. We're all so very jealous.
Evil: I know!
Krystal: Flaky?
Flaky: Y-Yes? Ohh, I l-like Ri-Rihanna *Smiles sheepishly*
Krystal: Same! *High fives*
Flaky: Wo-*Flippy lands on her*
Krystal: FLIPPY! STOP LANDING ON PEOPLE!
Flippy: Sorry...it's impulse...
Cub: Sure it is, bitch!
Everyone: o_o
Krystal: Why are you things still acting shocked? He's been acting like this for a whole chapter.
Giggles: True...
Petunia: Yea-wait! Did you call us things?
Krystal: Yep. Now shut ya face. Who can put their foot over their head? I can't because I'm fat.
Flippy: YEAH! *Tries and breaks his leg* NOO
Disco Bear: *Puts foot over his head* Oh yeah, ladies. Yo diggin' this?
Lammy: *Hurls*
Krystal: Okay, instead of demonstrating how much more flexible you guys are than me, just say it. GOSHPICKLES!
Petunia: I can. I used to be a poledancer.
Giggle: Me too.
Flaky: *Is dead*
Flippy: *Is also dead...somehow...*
Evil: *Still singing* Every night in my dreams *Puts foot over his head almost too easily* I see you, I feel you...inappropriately. *Sits and puts other foot over his head*
*Girls rush over to him*
Lammy: Wooow, Eviil, You Reaaally aaare Flexiblee!
Evil: Yep *Troll face*
Krystal: Pa-leasee.
Cub: We're's daddy?
Krystal: I shot him. And I have no idea what 'the FFC' is...so yea, sorry w3irdo13. But, I can make Evil sing?
Evil: *Gets up* Can I dance while I sing?
Krystal: Knock ya' socks off.
Evil: YES!
Nothing suffocates you more than
the passion of everyday human events
and isolation is the oxygen mask
you make your children breath in to survive
and I'm not a slave to a god that doesn't exist
and I'm not a slave to a world that doesn't give a shit
and when we were good, you just close your eyes
...so now we are bad...we'll scar your mind
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
You'll never grow up to be a big rock star
Celebrated victim of your fame
We'll just cut our wrists like cheap coupons
and say that death is on sale today
and when we were good, you just close your eyes
...so now we are bad...we'll scar your mind
and I'm not a slave to a god that doesn't exist
and I'm not a slave to a world that doesn't give a shit
The death of one is a tragedy
The death of one is a tragedy
The death of one is a tragedy
The death of a million is just a statistic
and I'm not a slave to a god that doesn't exist
and I'm not a slave to a world that doesn't give a shit
and I'm not a slave to a god that doesn't exist
and I'm not a slave to a world that doesn't give a shit
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Krystal: Yeah...the lyrics are probably wrong, BUT WHO CARES!
Giggles: STOP YELLING!
Krystal: WHY DON'T YOU? Anyway...*Brings Flippy back to life cuz he died randomly before*
Flippy: *Tries to jump on Krystal*
Krystal: Don't. You. Dare.
Flippy: Eh..hehh...
Krystal: w3irdo13 wants you to dance Flippy...
Flippy: Can I sing while I dance?
Krystal: I don't see why not...
Flippy: SWEET! *Takes deep breath* There was an old farmer that lived on a ro-
Krystal: Don't sing that song. Please. It gives me a head ache...
Flippy: Pssh. *Dances over to DB and jumps on his face* LAAAAA!LOOOLOLAWEE! *Pushes Giggles over* WEE! *Humps Evils leg*
Evil: O_O
Flippy: *Dances over to Splendid & licks his face*
Splendid: Mmmm...
-10 minutes later-
Shifty: We'll that was weird *Looks at Flippys dead body*
Krystal: No one...NO ONE...humps my arm and gets away with it...
Splendont: Can I hump your arm?
Krystal: *Death glare*
Splendont: Uh..heh..
Lifty: Are you gonna give death glares to everyone or are you gonna do more dares?
Krystal: MORE DARES! Or...truths...either way...
Crazypunkchic208
o-o i think im scarred for life...AWESOME! i have to think of some dares first truths flaky: why are you afraid of chicks?
Flaky: I...I got eaten BY A HUGE CH-CH-CHICKEN WHEN I WAS L-L-L-L-L-L-LITTLE!
Splendid: So that's why...
Splendont: Mhm...Pretty weird, though.
Splendid: I know...
Krystal: *Puts hand on Splendonts forehead*
Splendont: Wha?
Krystal: Are you sick?
Splendont: What do you mean?
Krystal: You're not fighting with Splendid..
Splendont: Oh..
Lifty: 3...
Splendid: Indeed...
Shifty: 2...
Splendont: Double indeed...
Evil: 1...
Splendid: BITCH! *Punches Splendont and they start fighting and stuff...*
Krystal: Okay! More dares!
nightmare reviewer 2
I dont know if your only accepting certain dares or something but anyways: Truth:Krystal, are you proud of the way you've been hosting this Truth or Dare? Dare:Splendid, take off your mask. Dare:Pop, teach your son how to smoke. Truth:Lumpy, what does the word mean?(real word)
Krystal: Well, I'm hell bored, so I take all dares!
Evil: *Still dancing*
Krystal: And yes, I am proud of the way I'm hosting! I'm a horrible host, and that's what I aim for!
Splendid: NO! *Gets bitch slapped* Ok! OK! Splendont...seriously..stop...
Splendont: Okay...*smiles sheepishly*
Splendid: I am not taking my mask off...
Krystal: *Glares* I have a headache, I feel PMS-y, I ate a whole heap of chocolate I AM NOT IN THE MOOD TAKE THE MASK OFF!
Splendid: *Sweatdrop* O-okay...*Takes it off* I FEEL NAKED! *Runs away screaming*
Krystal: *Revives Pop* Now, teach your son how to smoke. NOW
Pop: *Has gun held to his back by Cub* Heh...sure...Now, Cub, listen carefully...Take the cigarette, light it, put it in your mouth, and smoke it...
Cub: COOL, BITCH! *Starts smoking*
Krystal: Such a good boy...And what is the word? I'm sorry, but Lumpy cannot dumb-i-fy your question if I don't know it D: But alais, more dares!
BunniesRoses
Hello I have some truths and dares :D DA DARES: Evil - I dare you to redo the Old Spice Commercial while wearing in the most ..EVER. Flippy - French kiss Flaky and don't stop for 10 minutes and then breathe lol :D Cub - I dare you to SMACK YOUR DADDY AND KICK HIS MANHOOD OF HOW MUCH YOU WANT OR ALREADY HATE HIM :D Everyone - I dare you guys to...HAVE A SUDDEN DEATH PILLOW FIGHT IN THE MOST EMBARRASSING CLOTHES EVER IN LIFE And then do a harmless pocky game with any partners :D Truths: Cub - Who do you hate? and wanted to destroy? Lumpy - What is your IQ? Krystal - You are awesome :D so I throw you a smiling rainbow that rains any type of cookies and sweets XD
Krystal: OH MY GOD! I loved the Old Spice Commercials! DO EHT EVIL!
Evil: NO!
Krystal: I'll give you a bottle of Old Spice?
Evil: YAY!
Krystal: Oh, and put on a really REALLY FRILLY PINK DRESS!
Evil: Hmm...okay? *Puts on a 'pretty' pink dress with lots and LOTS of frills and sequins all over it* *Clears throat*
*Stands in a bathroom*
Hello, ladies,
Look at your man.
Now back to me.
Now back to your man,
Now back to me.
Sadly, he isn't me.
But if he stopped using lady scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he's me.
*Background drops and he's on a boat*
Look down, back up,
Where are you?
You're on a boat with the man your man could smell like.
What's in your hand?
I have it.
It's an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love.
Look again!
The tickets are now diamonds!
Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady.
I'm on a horse.
Evil: YEAH! *Dances away with his new bottle of Old Spice*
Krystal: Oh yeah...Flippy's still dead...*Reincarnates Flippy*
Flippy: FLAKY! *Glomps and makes out with her*
DB: HehALRIGHT!
Krystal: Er...Cub?
Cub: *Is already bashing and kicking Pop in his groin area*
Krystal: That's my boy...
*Everyone randomly puts on overalls and pirate shirts with fluffly gloves*
Lumpy: PILLOW FIGHT! *Smacks Krystal with pillow*
Krystal: ASS HOLE! *Smacks back*
Lifty: *Steals a pillow*
Shifty: *Smacks Lifty*
Evil: *Comes back smelling like that guy off the commercial* *Smacks Disco Bear*
Giggles: *Smacks Petunia*
Lammy: *Smacks Mr. Pickles*
-10 minutes later- *Nearly everyone is dead*
Krystal: *Puffs* What...is a pokey game? I have *huff* no idea...
Flippy: *Stops making out with Flaky and throws her away*
Flaky: Why is everyone throwing me? *Sadface*
Krystal: ALRIGHT! Cub, who do you want to DESTROY!
Cub: Splendont!
Splendont: I..uh...he...what?
Cub: You heard me, BITCH! *Shoots*
Splendont: *Dies*
Lumpy: My I.Q Is...uh...*drools* Bread? Hurr hurr
Krystal: AND THANK YOU FOR THE MAGIC SMILING RAINOW THAT I THINK POOPS COOKIES AND SWEETS! YAY! That's all for today people =.=