Earthbound Retold Chapter 10 Strangest Encounter

Hey, Jeff Andonuts! I find out that Tessie is real! Man this is awesome like a...Man... umm... Awesome like a... cow eating pie!...Darn... My skillz are lowRing...Was that funny? Like a... Pie...Dangit...

"Kikiki Dude you stink kikiki!"

"I knoowww..."

Then Tessie speaks in a low (though womanly) voice, "So where do you want me to go?"

"...That island over here.."

"Ok..." And that was the last word of the trip. Suddenly Tessie stops..

"Tessie what's wrong?"

"Oh nothing...I think... We've arrived.."

"Kiki Bye Tessie kikiki!" And we bury ourselfs in the...

"Umm... Bubble Monkey..."

"Kikiki Uhh... yeah kikiki..."

"We're not on water are we?"

"Kiki... Oh ki..." *SPLAAAASHHH!* Jeff became ta... I mean... We weren't on the ground quite yet..

We arrive back on dry (ok maybe a little wet because it's Winters) land...

" Bu..Bubble Monkey..."

"Yeah?"

"Is.. is this the famous Brick Road's dungeon?"
"Kiki Yeah! kiki!" he responds happily... ALRIGHT! THE FAMOUS BRICK ROAD'S DUNGEON! I'M FEELING MORE HAPPY THAN WHEN I SAW THAT RASH ON PROF. LABS' FACE!... What?... Ok maybe...I was annoying..

We enter the Brick Road's dungeon. "Man it seems like we could just walk across these roc-...BAM!"

"Remember Jeff video game rules kikiki!"

"YOU COULD'VE TOLD ME BEFORE I TRIED!"

"Kiku Maybe you should shut up... I read the game manual and we have only a little time before I leave kikiki.."

"Oh..,. Sorry Bubble Mo-"

Mad Duck appears!

Jeff spies on the duck, "Angrelous Quackus.. Or Mad Duck.. I remember it being somewhat stupid in a sense that it has a... Oh wait this is Angrelous Quakeus... The Mad Duck armed with a machine gun and a bazooka and a …. Cow pie.. He's a celeb in most places!"

Bubble Monkey uses, "BUBBLE POWAH!"

Jeff comments, "It's borange flavored Mr. Armed with a Machine Gun and A Bazooka and A …. Cow Pie!"

Mad Duck uses mirror.. It worked! Mad Duck suddenly transformed into Bella..

Jeff shoots... REFLECTED?
Bubble Monkey uses Bubble Punch... Reflecte... ok how? … Dumb Bella...

Bella brandishes a sword... Mortal strike Jeff!

Jeff uses Supah Cookeh! Jeff uses 2 dollars!

Bella becomes infatuated!

Bubble Monkey strikes Bella... It misses..

Bubble Monkey yells out in fury, "THUNDER THUNDER THUNDER!"

Three bolts of Gum hit Bella... 9001 Damage! Bella has been weakened!
Bella uses Kiss Thief!... Jeff pins her down!
Jeff uses Pappity Poppity Lazah Gun!

Bella has run away!

YOU WON!
Man that was the BESTEST fight ever!... What? It was.. Look it wasn't because I got to ki-... OK maybe it was.. But it also gave me around -55 exp... which in video game terms makes me level up twice! (HOW?)

"KIkiku Dude! You just got kissed by a- OH MAN PROTOPLASM KIKIKIKUUUU!"

"Oh great.. Hii little guyyyy!"

"...Blorb.."

"Awww sooooo cuuute! Just like a newborn puppeh..."

"Kikikikahahah! That was funny Man kakakahahahakikiki!"

"Blorb... I am worthless.. I'm going to meet ya later ok?"

"Ok cuuuuuuutyyyyy piiiieeee..."

"Kikikiawkward!"

"No you fine sir are kikikiawkward!"

Umm.. Hey guys... I just realized I called Bubble Monkey fine... Well then we exit the dungeon to find some guy sleeping on the ground...

"Kikiki! It's Brick Mode kikiki!"

"That is Brick Road to you sonny."

"Oy! Hello Mr. Road I'm happy to be in your presence! Hi hi hi hi dun dun dun dun datatata datatata da-a-a!" I then starting to da and HI the Saturn Sally (a local Foggyland Television show) Theme song..

"Hey kid... Aren't you Jeff And donuts?"

"It's Andonuts Mr. Road.. But have you thought of trying a blend of man and dungeon? Probably having a hospital, a bench, a telephone, a bathroom (which is always occupied), and a cream cake?"

"AMAZING! It's too good to be true! Thanks kid!" And so Mr Road runs off into the sun set.

"Kikiki Nice man Kikiki."

"Famous nice man..."

We then find this cave (man this is Foggyland not Cavestory..), and trek into it. We find a few mice and ramblin shrooms.. Nothin major.. Of course then we met the dungeon boss Shrooooom! and he... wasn't that bad of a guy... Actually he seemed nice...

"Bye Mr. Shrooooom!"

"Bye.. Bye.."

"Kikiki What a nice guy we'll have to kill off later.. Kikiki"

"Yeah.. Actually don't tell Ness and Paula, but at the last moment I'm gonna use a instant guts pill on him.."

"Kikiki yeah he's too cool to kiekikiki!"

"Heh.. You would make a good joke-iteer too.. Oh there's that nice monkey girl I've been tellin' ya about!"

There she was.. She even had the little ribbon the girl had given her before she suddenly disappeared.. Yup that's why she didn't wanna sell her monkey... She had already lost one... not losin the other... At least I can tell her they're together now... Now off to Threed and that cute cafe gir.. wait.. she was at the Threedafe right?
*Ness* Pretty sure dude*

OK! I beat up some of those dumb (and in equality stinky) Cave Boys! SOOOO ANNNOOYYING! I mean.. They attack the nearest thing whether it be the Stonehenge or a tree! They also stick you in their pits! They try swinging their dumb club at me! AND AND AND! They keep calling that annoying guy who keeps saying " SAY FUZZY PICKLES!"

"D.. Dad? Are you in here?"

"Ah.. A stranger! Hello son who are you?"
"Jeff Andonuts..."

"That sounds a lot like my.. ohhh you are him aren't you?"
" UHHH I dunno? Maybe.. YEAH!"
"Sheesh kids nowadays.."
"Sorry, but I need to save Ness and Paula right now!"

"Oh take the Sky Runner, I need a testing dummy anyways.. And you're the kid to do it!"

"Aww.. Is this what they call Fatherly love?"

"You bet Jefferson!"

"Actually on my Student ID for some reason it says Jeffiner... Dad were you expecting a girl, but just switched ff and n in Jennifer..?"

Dad tenses and stuffs Jeff into the Sky Runner mark 2011teen.. "AND STAY OUT YA SMART ALEC!"

Ahh daaaaaad! What a loving father!

Poo and his Mu chapter Flabata Bapita..

Sorry folks Poo kinda ate this thing that Jeff would classify as an Ultimate Chimera so I'll be doing this thing for the next few days..

*Jeff* Yeah it appears he ate the Eco-Friendly version that was used in the game Super smash Sis. Hug... And therefore it was made up of (and only of) Solar Panels...*

To be continued!

Man Jeff's journey (and my belief that he's smarter than Ness) is entirely gone.. Oh wait scratch that... Just his journey I figured out that robots have no emotions... So he didn't know that his father was lying.. WAIT WHAT?