Chapter 11: Fifth Tribal Council

Shinigami Tribe

Well, it was that time again. Time once more for the entire tribe to scheme and plot, hoping not to get voted off. Speaking of scheming and plotting…it appears as if Yasutora Chad Bitchface (Yeah, that's what everybody in the Shinigami Tribe been calling him for the past few days.) has been cornered by our intrepid camera man.

(YASUTORA 'CHAD' SADO – Shinigami Tribe)

"Well, you know, I'm going to have to get rid of Renji. If Pineapple-head goes, Yoruichi won't be too far behind. I do have to make Yoruichi suffer. I hate to be so rough on the poor trollop, but she really does deserve it. I mean really, what's so great about her anyways?"

After another twenty minutes of Chad going on about how he plans to torture Yoruichi, our camera man fakes a heart attack and escapes to bother someone else.

(HINAMORI MOMO – Shinigami Tribe)

"I know I'm gonna be the next one gone." Momo looks around then breaks down into tears. "Nobody loves me…"

After these two mind numbing displays our camera turns to passive mode, and finds a rather interesting development. Rukia, still with no alliance, is conversing with Ichigo. There was several minutes of whispered words, then she slinks off toward where Renji and Yoruichi are sitting.

"Yoruichi, that Mexican guy is a psycho!" Renji growls.

"Yes Renji I know that, the problem is everyone is too afraid to vote for him." Yoruichi sighs, combing a hand through her hair. "It's gonna be tough getting enough votes."

"How many votes do we need?" Renji is starting to look a bit anxious.

Yoruichi thinks for a moment. "Well, Hanataro will certainly vote for himself. I'm pretty sure you're next on Chad's hit list. So both him and Ichigo will vote for you. Me and you will both vote for Chad. That leaves three votes unaccounted for."

"I think I can help you with that." Rukia sits on the log next to Renji. "I mean we can always do like the Soul Tribe did and vote twice."

"Uh…that's cheating." Renji is a nice guy, but not too bright sometimes.

"What if I tell you I can get four votes for Chad to vacate the island…that includes one vote from each of you."

Rukia smiles a bit, and both Renji and Yoruichi get the shivers. That smile looks a lot like Aizen's I'm gonna kill you and enjoy it smile. Maybe Rukia's been spending a little too much time around our evil host?

"That still leaves four votes in limbo." Yoruichi leans forward a bit. "If there's a tie, things are gonna get complicated."

"Remember Hanataro is going to vote for himself."

Both Yoruichi and Renji look at each other then slowly turn their attention back to Rukia. The little hamster wheels in their brains are slowly turning. If Rukia can deliver…then their nemesis is out the door.

"Alright, you have a deal." Yoruichi holds out her hand.

"Then, at least for this vote, we have an alliance."

They shake hands, and the fate of Chad appears to be sealed…

Tribal Council

Well…Aizen and Haruhi were pretty sloshed, to say the least. Apparently a two hour drinking contest occurred after a rousing rendition of several Lion King songs. So when our tribe mates arrived they were a bit surprised at the welcoming.

"Hey there friends, neighbors, and people I would like to kill!! How are you this fine evening?" Aizen stumbled a bit, trying to stand up.

"Ah…fine?" Yoruichi looked as confused as everyone else felt.

"Great! Go vote some poor slob off the island."

Aizen grinned broadly then stumbled over to his cousin, who was swaying back and forth. Yoruichi shook her head, and walked over to the voting pot. She quickly scribbled out a name, then held up the card.

"Sorry Chad…but what you did to Uryu was totally screwed up."

Momo was next. She walked to the pot, like someone walking the final mile on death row. She wrote out a name, and held up the card.

"I'm sorry Toshiro, but I'm hoping you get more votes than me."

Toshiro went next. He scribbled out a name, and held up the card.

"I still hate you Renji."

Toshiro walked back to his seat, and it was Renji's turn. He wrote down a name, and held up the card.

"I despise you Chad…die a horrible death."

Renji wandered back to his seat. Hanataro was the next one to slink off to vote. There was no surprise when he wrote down his own name, said nothing, and sat back down. Rukia was next. She quickly wrote out a name and held up the card.

"Sorry Chad, but you're moving in on my partner Ichigo. I may look all wholesome and sweet but I'm really a mega bitch from hell, and you have pissed me off you little trollop."

Rukia then smiled sweetly and skipped back to her seat. Chad was next. He wrote down a name, and held up the card.

"Sorry Renji, but I think it's time you joined Byakuya and Uryu in the tree of shame."

Chad took his seat. Ichigo was the final person to walk to the pot. Chad gave him a little wink as he walked by. Rukia looked ready to strangle him. Ichigo wrote out a name…then held up the card.

"I'm sorry Chad, but Rukia convinced me to help her." He looked around nervously then leaned in closer to the camera. "She threatened me. I mean you probably think she's just some sweet naive little girl…but she's evil in carnet…trust me I know."

Ichigo then sat down.

"Er'll read out da votes." Aizen said drunkenly. He stumbled over to the pot, picked it up, then wandered over to the rest of the group. However, due to massive amounts of alcohol consumption and pure dumb luck, he tripped and the pot hit the ground with a resounding crash. Little cards went flying everywhere. One landed at Chad's feet, and when he saw the name on the card and handwriting in which it was written…well he was not pleased.

"Ichigo you…TRAITOR!!"

Chad then jumped onto Ichigo and they both hit the ground in a tangle of arms and legs. Both Aizen and Haruhi found this vastly amusing. Yoruichi, in the meantime was scrapping together the votes.

"YOU BEEPING BEEPEDY BEEP BEEEEEEEP! I'LL KILL YOU!!"

At this point Chad was sitting on Ichigo's chest and had his hands firmly wrapped around his throat. In the process of trying to chock him to death, he was repeatedly banging his head on the ground. Rukia found this to be a rather unacceptable display…and jumped onto Chad from behind. Meanwhile Yoruichi handed the votes over to Haruhi, since Aizen was busy trying to break up the fight. Well, at least it looked like he was trying to break up the fight, in all honesty he was egging it on.

"Kick his ass Rukia!!" Aizen slurred, waving his arms around widely.

Haruhi looked over the votes, then smiled.

"Guys…hey guys…GUYS!!"

But Haruhi's pleas went unheard. Chad continued to throttle Ichigo, Rukia continued to hit Chad repeatedly in the head, Renji continued to try and pry Rukia off of Chad, and Aizen continued to egg the entire fiasco on. Finally Haruhi pulled her magnum and fired a round…which hit Aizen in the shoulder. Sobered him up pretty fast too.

"Sorry about that Aizie." Haruhi cleared her throat. "Yasutora 'Chad' Sado, you have been voted off the island…bye!"

But before Aizen could throw Chad over the railing, Rukia did the honors. There was a loud crashing sound…then silence…but that didn't last long…

"YOU!!" Two male voices said in unison.

"I'm really sorry…IT WAS ICHIGO'S IDEA!!" Chad lied.

This outburst was followed by more crashing sounds, and some whimpers of pain. In the meantime, the Shinigami tribe bid a hasty retreat while Aizen went to converse with his cousin about getting shot…

In The Tree

Tosen and Hisagi were trying to stay as far from the fighting as possible. Mostly because Chad was getting his ass kicked by Byakuya and Uryu. Suddenly something hit the tree with a loud crash…and landed right in Byakuya's lap.

"Oh hey there. You must be Byakuya Kuchiki." Haruhi smiled.

"Uh…hi?" Byakuya was a bit confused and somewhat surprised. "How did you get here?"

"Oh Aizie got a bit pissy about me shooting him, and tossed me over the railing. No biggie." Haruhi smiled again, then glanced to where Chad was currently getting beaten up by Uryu. "Damn, he's kicking his ass."

"Yea."

Next Time on Survivor

Yet ANOTHER immunity challenge…

More un-censored violence…

A bit of a twist…

Who Votes Who:

Yoruichi: Chad

Momo: Toshiro

Toshiro: Renji

Renji: Chad

Hanataro: Hanataro

Rukia: Chad

Chad: Renji

Ichigo: Chad