Shoutouts-

Dea: Yea, I liked your cameo. I know what it was about but now everyone is questioning it.

MidnightDrizzle: I have it back. I deleted my author note so everyone knows to go back a chapter

Icyprincess1: It just needed a new charger.

"different language." because I'm lazy

Chapter 10, House Rule 1: Do Not Feed Nala Sugar

I sat down at the table and excepted the food that Dea had given me. The look on her face had me disturbed for only a second before the wonderful scent had me wiping the fear out of my mind and I grabbed the spoon to dig in. It tasted kind of sweet but it didn't bother me. I wondered if she put sugar in it and I looked at Tobi in fear, who had finished his meal already and his mask back on.

Like Tobi, I got up and dished myself up once more. Dea was jumping from foot to foot in nervousness or maybe it was because Kisame was here. He was powerful and for a succubi it would be maddening to be in his presence.

Then the sugar hit me. Sugar had some of the same effect as alcohol on me but not as severe. It just caused her to spark and sometimes started fires instead of blowing things up. She looked at Kakuzu and wondered how he would react when she destroyed a few things. Dea was going to be dead when he found out that it was she that gave Tobi and me sugar.

I could barely suppress the giggle. Yep, the sugar had hit. I found the thought of Dea getting brutally slaughtered funny. Normally I wouldn't allow anyone threatening my friends or servants but it was her fault for making us hyper. I was already sparking from the sugar.

It was a lot like getting tickled and I'm sure both Hidan and Deidara could feel the energy crackling of my body. Dea was already feeding off it, trying to keep it contained. I wondered if she figured that the Akatsuki wouldn't be pleased with the damages I would causing in few short minutes.

"Got to go," I shouted jumping up and standing on my chair. "TOBI, LET'S GO FIGHT OFF THE ALIENS FROM PLANET ZARGON."

"TOBI'S A GOOD BOY," he shouted back jumping over the back of his chair.

I tried to copy him but my foot caught the chair and I land hard on the ground. It didn't keep me down for long. I shot back up and ran after Tobi. The others probably only saw an afterimage of my body.

I didn't see Dea take off after the two of us. She needed to keep this contained the best that she could. Later, if I remembered, I would tell her about everyone in the group. Or at least some of their personalities and warn her about Kakuzu's anger and Hidan's desires to sacrifice people to Jashin.

++++3 hrs later++++++

Tobi and I were tied together back to back in the living room. Kakuzu stitches wrapped around us tightly. He wasn't happy. My magick had exploded out of me when I tripped and fell down the stairs. A poor cabinet had caught on fire and Tobi fell down laughing right along with me. It became a kind of game for us. It was called 'what could we destroy while we were still riding our sugar high?' but sadly Kakuzu didn't find it as funny as we did.

It didn't help that when he caught me he had accidentally grabbed my ticklish sides. He had been thrown from my body with a ferocious blast and he hit the TV shattering it into pieces. I apologized profusely but it fell on his deaf ears.

"Here comes the yelling Tobi," I muttered under my breath.

Kakuzu heard it and the stitching wrapped around us tighter and his eyes burned into us. "Tobi is a good boy."

"We are good kids. It was Dea who gave us the sugar," I added. "If you want to punish someone for the damages go after her not us. Besides we've already entered the crash."

"Milady!" Dea cried. "You knew what was in the stew."

But it was too late. Kakuzu had turned his anger towards her and loosened his hold on Tobi. Tobi and I both shot up from the ground and ran towards Dea.

"RUN!" we both screamed at her and grabbed her by the arms dragging her with us.

"Hey, I'd like to see where I'm going," Dea shouted and turned her neck to look over her shoulder.

We ignored her and I asked Tobi, "Where should we hide?"

"Our room," he answered and I shook my head.

"No. That will be the first place he looks," I replied. "Someone else's room."

He nodded and he stopped, "This room. Tobi knows Kakuzu won't look here."

We ran into the room and closed the door as Kakuzu turned the corner running after the three of us. I had collapsed against the door and slid down it. I didn't notice that there was some in the room. He had just come out of the shower and was drying his hair off with the towel.

I heard Dea gasped and I looked up. My face turned a bright crimson and I could only imagine how Dea was reacting. Before us in all of his naked glory, was Kisame. I screamed and buried my face into my knees and wrapped my head in my arms.

"Okay," I muttered. "I'm going to try and wipe that disturbing image from my mind."

Kisame looked down and then back up at the three of us. Tobi had his hands over the one hole in his mask and Dea kept staring with her mouth hanging open.

"Um….hi," Kisame remarked.

"Please, cover up," I cried from my prostrate position. "I don't want to be blinded again."

"I'm covered," Kisame stated. "Now, why are you three in my room?"

"We're…um….we're…." Dea tried to say.

"We're hiding," I finished glaring at her. I nudged her with my foot, trying to snap her from her sick fantasies. "Real it in girl."

"But it was delicious to look at," she answered me.

I stared at her in shock. "I don't want to know that."

"You've never pictured a guy naked that you like," Dea replied.

"No!"

"Baby."

I opened my mouth to reply and snapped it shut. Calling her a whore would not suffice. Succubi were just like that. They enjoyed the opposite gender, enjoyed feeding off there energies. They'd even feed off females energies if push came to shove. Half-breeds didn't need as much energy as others but it didn't stop them from being thirsty for energy that was easier to collect from sexual activity.

"Didn't Pein say that you two weren't suppose to speak in a different language?" Kisame asked.

"No comment," we replied in unison. I then added, "When do you think it will be safe for us to leave the room?"

"If you broke things," Kisame replied, "Kakuzu will never forgive you. Unless you pay off for the damages."

The three of us looked at each other. "With what money?" Dea asked.

"Tobi, do you have money?" I asked.

He nodded, "Tobi will do it because it Tobi is a good boy."

I leaned forward and moved the mask lightly to give him a kiss on his cheek. "Thanks Tobi, you are a life saver."

"Maybe you should head out than Tobi," Dea stated. "Just stick your head out to see if he's around."

"Tobi is not crazy," he replied.

The three of us turned to look at Kisame. "Don't look at me. I'm not get involved."

"Scaredy-cat," I muttered.

He chuckled, "And you refusing to leave my room isn't the same thing."

"No it is not," I replied. "It is called survival instincts. I leave and I will die. I don't know about these two but I have a strong desire to live."

"As do I," Kisame shot back.

"Then we don't leave," Dea replied.

I suppressed the giggle. She was trying so hard not to enjoy the thought of being in Kisame's room. I could practically see her horns, tail, and wings. She was barely containing them within her body. But it was to late, I couldn't hold it in. The laugh ripped from my throat and bubbled into the room. It was contagious and shortly everyone in the room was going at it.

A/N: It isn't that long but I'm sorry. Hopefully the next chapter will be longer. Please review the previous chapter as well as this one. Now I can't think of what else to say so I'm logging out.

~jinxed