Hey guys I'm back, and finally ungrounded!!!!! SO here you go guys.
B's pov
I looked over at Edward amazed at what we just did, and surprised at how wonderful it was. I knew it was going to be great, but I didn't know it would be like this, such a rush.
"Come on love, it's time for school." Edward said pulling me out of bed. I groaned, and walked to my closet. I didn't feel like going to school, Charlie is staying home sick, so I wanted to stay home to, and 'take care' of him. But Edward probably wouldn't let me stay at home…unless---
"Edward, I feel sorry for poor Charlie, and I think I should stay at home, and take care of him." I said hopefully. Edward looked at me with a smirk.
"Bella, do you just want to mess with Charlie?" Edward asked amused.
I looked down. "Yes." I said pouting.
Edward chuckled. "Sorry love, but you know school is more important than diving you father crazy." Edward said shaking his head.
"Please…?" I asked softly.
Edward hesitated, and thought about it.
"Let her stay Edward, you know it is going to be sunny outside, and you know how miserable you are when you aren't with Bella during the sunny mornings." Alice said as she entered through my window, with Jasper right behind her.
Edward frowned at her, and then sighed. "Fine, but this is the last time, no more skipping school for Charlie." Edward said in defeat.
"Great, but where is Rose, and Emmett?" I wondered. Alice, Edward, and Jasper cringed.
"Trust me Bella you do not want to know." Alice said in disgust. Edward shuddered, and wrapped his arms around me.
"Well come on, let's play before Charlie wakes up, and sends Bella to a psychologist." Jasper joked.
"Alright, it's Edward's turn, go ahead." Alice said excitedly jumping up, and down.
"Ok, Alice truth or dare?" Edward asked sitting down, and putting me in his lap. Alice looked at Edward nervously. "Dare…" Alice said.
"Ok I dare you to give Charlie a makeover, then dump jelly into Charlie's mouth, and take Charlie's bed, and put it in the living room, but keep Charlie in his room, then write a note saying Rene stole it." Edward laughed. I laughed with him.
Alice looked excited, as she entered Charlie's room. I watched as she slowly picked Charlie up, and laid him on the floor without waking him up. Alice carried the bed out to the living room, then she began putting bright red lip stick on Charlie, then she put yellow eye shadow on him, then she put blue mascara on him, then she finished him off with bright orange nail polish on his toe nail, and finger nails.
I laughed quietly, and quietly took a picture of Charlie. Alice then wrote a note.
Charlie I am taking your bed, Phil and I broke ours, so I hope you don't mind. Rene.
When Alice stuffed the jelly into Charlie's mouth she ran into the closet, and waited.
Charlie gagged, and sat up. He coughed out the jelly, and glared at the ceiling. "The last thing I need right now is your damn attitude, you stupid ceiling." Charlie yelled. But they he looked down in surprise, then back at the ceiling.
"Oh so now you are jealous of my bed, so you get rid of it." Charlie said glaring at the ceiling, but then he looked down at the note. When he finished reading the paper his face was pink.
"Damn that Rene, just break into my house, and steel my bed, just because you BROKE your damn bed with that freak Phil." Charlie grumbled. Charlie sat against the wall, but flipped the ceiling off before he fell asleep.
When Alice, and I walked back to my room where Jasper, and Edward was laughing quietly.
"Alright Bella, truth or dare?" Alice asked smugly. "Dare…" I said nervously.
"I dare you to start calling Charlie officer Swine, then tell him you are sick, and stay fake coughing on him, then treat Charlie like a baby, and when he yells ask him why Patrick acts so stupid, and why Spongebob has funny teeth." Alice said smugly.
I groaned, and walked over to Charlie's room. I walked over to him, and jumped, making a loud smash sound.
Charlie jumped, and looked at me with a glare. "Hello Officer Swine." I said smiling warmly. Charlie looked at me annoyed. "It's Swan, you know that, and what are you doing home you should be at school?" Charlie asked glaring at me.
"Hey officer Swine I ask the questions, and you just sit there, and look pretty." I yelled. Charlie looked confused, and annoyed. "It's SWAN, and why are you asking questions?" Charlie asked rudely.
"Now now, no being rude, do you want a time out mister?" I asked in a baby voice. "Bella stop treating me like a baby." Charlie said mad. "Do, you want a time out?" I asked again a little louder.
Charlie sighed in annoyance. "No Bella, I don't want a damn time out, now go do whatever you weird people do." Charlie said frowning.
"Would you like your bottle now, or later?" I asked holding a fake bottle to him. He slapped the bottle away in disgust. "Get that damn thing away from me!" Charlie yelled.
"That's it you are grounded, no more TV for you!" I yelled going over, and picking up the bottle.
"You are not the boss of me, now go away." Charlie said annoyed. "Charlie why does Patrick act so stupid?" I asked curious. "I don't know, and I don't care, just leave, and take the damn ceiling with you." Charlie said rubbing his face roughly. "Charlie, why does Spongebob have funny teeth?" I asked. Charlie smacked his forehead.
"I don't know I'll ask him the next time we double date with Patrick, and Squidward." Charlie said exasperated. "You are so weird." I laughed. Charlie glared at me.
"I wouldn't be talking." Charlie mumbled.
I walked out of Charlie's room, and back to my room. "Edward, truth or dare?" I asked smugly.
I got a laptop for Christmas so I will probably be on all the time every day so yeah