Ok, i have to warn you that reading this may cause blindness, going insaniness and many other things.

I wrote this on a dear and am very sorry for the pain i am causing on thw world.


"Oh. My. God…" said Valkyrie, staring with horror at what lay before her.

"I… I… It… It's so horrible!" Tanith shouted, sobbing into her hands.

Fletcher turned pale, then fell over backwards, out cold as Sanguine threw up his breakfast in to a near by bush. Mr. Bliss, who was passing by, took one look then ran away screaming "My eyes! THEY BURN!" while China was crying softly in the corner, muttering about a forgetting spell that she had come across in one of her books. Kenspeckle was walking round on circles, tearing his hair out and trying to use toilet seats as shoes. Dusk was standing on a very tall ladder and looked very close to jumping, Gordon was wondering if you could kill an echo and Caelan, Thrasher, The White Cleaver and Finbar were laughing hysterically at a cow that Wreath was painting black and singing "Bah, bah black sheep have you any wool?".

The Grotesquery and Springheeled Jack were fighting over a hat while throwing stale bread at any one who looked at them and Ghastly and Skulduggery were drawing on the Bentley with bright purple pens.

"I think… that I'm going… to go… lie down…" Said Valkyrie, looking faint, as she stumbled away from the image that would be burned into her mind for the rest of her life, the image of Thurid Guild and Vaurien Scapegrace making out passionately in Skuls favorite chair.