Total Drama Boney Island
Chapter Six: Boney Island Retreat
By: The Firebending Frog
Disclaimer:
I do not own Total Drama, it is the property of Fresh TV and Teletoon, I do however own every single OC that appears in this story. So please refrain from stealing them.
Warning:
This Chapter of Total Drama Boney island contains scenes of Extreme stunts performed by imaginary teens, skulls, animalistic behavior, A returnee to the game, lots of crying, a boy who faints, and a girl hallucinating from eating too many poisonous mushrooms. Do not try any of what you read here at home. Seriously, you could get really messed up.
HOOOOOOOOONK! HOOOOOONK!
The honking of the amplified horn of the boat of losers made Kylee exclaim in surprise and fall off her bunk scaring the living daylights out of Wilbur and making his scream in terror.
"AHHHHHH!" Wilbur screamed.
"Shut it!" kylee ordered but he just kept screaming. Kylee just grunted and turned to see Tania looking very pale and nauseated, "What's gotten into you?"
"Too many mushrooms." Tania groaned clutching her stomach.
"I told you they were toxic but no! They must be drugs because that's how your brain works!" Kylee yelled before the horn sounded again and she covered her ears.
Chris Mclean was riding on the crummy and rusted boat of losers with his hair blowing in the wind and a massive smile on his face that would rival a dentist's. His eyes looked at Boney Island with a sadistic glee as the camera trained on him. Chef didn't look too interested in tagging along but his contract made him come.
"You've been watching our contestants battle it out for five days straight and survive. We split them into three teams with varying competitive abilities and saw Sensan, Luiza, Conner, Donald, Duke, Lawrence, Ion, Ace, Holly, Barbara, Afro Joe, Jay, Ariel, Katharine, Serena, Lydia, Raelynn, George, and Winston survive each round as they watched five losers board the boat and leave Wawanakwa for good." Chris explained as the boat stopped and the wooden plank allowed Chris to walk onto the shore, "What they didn't know was that the losers were sent here to boney island where when five of them arrived they'd compete for a shot at getting back in the game. Today's contest is between Kylee who went first, Veegie who went second, Tania who went third, Jarvis forth, And Wilbur fifth. They're all peeved and ready for revenge."
As Chris talked the five gathered on the beach in front of him with varying levels of enthusiasm at seeing their host. Kylee was looking indifferent and actually looked as if she'd done nothing but work out the entire time, Veegie was looking about the same and was down on all fours scratching his head with his right leg, Tania looked sick either from the undercooked food or from the startling amount of mushrooms she'd eaten that may have been poisonous, Jarvis looked as grizzled as normal and looked the most annoyed by Chris' presence, and Wilbur looked scared out of his mind and stressed beyond normal levels. His eyes darted about whenever a twig snapped or the wind blew past the rocks creating an unholy screeching sound.
"Who's ready for change?" Chris asked with a broad grin.
"CHANGE?!" Jarvis gasped diving forward and making Chris and Chef back away, "GIVE IT TO ME SO MY PET ROCK AND I CAN MOVE INTO A REFRIDGERATOR BOX!"
"Okay then!" Chris shouted holding his hands up, "How are you all feeling, let's take turns here, Kylee how does it feel to have a second shot coming your way."
"Excellent." Kylee replied with a shrug, "I feel like I was voted off unfairly and I cannot wait to get back in this game and make some heads roll! My backstabbing team is clearly suffering without me and that's good! Who needs them in the game anyway?!"
"Veegie, how do you feel?" Chris asked with a broad smile.
Veegie just made a face like he'd just smelled something rank and didn't move for thirty seconds.
"Well Tania how happy are you to be heading back?" Chris asked.
"Of course I'll marry you, you sell me the good stuff." Tania mumbled before collapsing, "Is there a doctor I can see about my stomach though? I need a replacement."
"She's poisoned herself and is starting to hallucinate." Kylee explained, "Better pump her stomach as quickly as you can."
"The doctors at the playa will take care of that." Chris replied with a smile, "Jarvis, how do you feel."
"Like I slept in my own piss." Jarvis replied happily and Chris just stared at him blankly before looking at Wilbur who was crying and sucking his thumb.
"Well, there's no time to waste with this challenge." Chris shrugged, "The rules are simple, Down the beach to my left is a rock covered in skulls, fake skulls modelled after boney island itself because legal sucks. But they look very realistic."
"Get on with it!" Kylee ordered.
"Fine, inside each skull is a rock, these rocks are coloured three different colours, Red, Blue, and Yellow. Red rocks are worth one point, Blue rocks are worth two, and yellow ones are worth three. On my go you'll race to the rock and collect a skull before bringing it back here and smashing it open to reclaim the rock. You have ten minutes, person with the most points wins the spot back in the game. The only rule is that you cannot take rocks or skulls from one another, any questions." chris asked looking around.
"Can I opt to skip the challenge?' Wilbur asked.
"Sure why not?" Chris asked with a shrug, "Get aboard the boat loser boy! Your rank fell by one!"
Wilbur gratefully ran to the boat as if the ground beneath his feet was cursed and Chef rolled his eyes.
"Everyone to the starting line." Chris ordered and Jarvis, Tania, and Kylee took their spots while Veegie sat down like a cat and watched with curious eyes.
"This is going to be too easy." kylee grinned.
"Don't be too sure, just because I'm-" Tania started before bending over and vomiting on the ground.
"GO!" Chris ordered and Jarvis and Kylee took off while Tania stood up and groaned before following them.
Kylee was quickest and reached the large rock covered with the skulls first, they were clearly fake but that didn't make her gag a little from the gross concept. She snatched one and raced back pushing past Jarvis quickly as he reached the rock and grabbed a skull before following her. Tania trailed behind looking sick. Kylee dashed back and shattered the skull like a primate shatters a coconut on the ground trying to break it open. It shattered and she snatched the blue stone and put it in a baset with her name on it.
"Two points for Kylee!" Chris shouted to notify everyone else of the current score. Seconds later Jarvis arrived and used a rock to crush the thin mold and threw the yellow one into his basket, "And three for Jarvis!"
Veegie bounced up with excitement and followed Jarvis on all fours trying to get in on the game. Tania stumbled to Chris and fell on the ground groaning loudly and not even smashing the skull while she withered in pain. Kylee grabbed a second skull and pulled further ahead of Jarvis and Veegie and dashed back across the beach while her competition reached the rock and both men grabbed a skull and raced back eagerly. Kylee threw her skull ahead of her and it shattered so she searched the remains frantically and found a red rock.
"Kylee is at three!' Chris announced.
"****." Kylee swore before dashing back and pushing roughly past Jarvis who stumbled but retained his balance long enough to reach the rock they had to smash said skulls on and a red rock fell out.
"YEAH!" Jarvis cheered before running beck to the rock trampling Tania in the process. Veegie arrived seconds later and shattered the skull he had on the ground revealing a yellow rock. He jumped up and down joyfully before running back to get another one.
"What do you know, crazy people can learn from the sane." Chris commented making Chef roll his eyes at the comment, "Jarvis is leading by a single point over Veegie and Kylee, but how long will that last?"
Not long at all seeing as Kylee rushed back and after smashing another skull with a blue rock in it she was now leading by a single point. That combined with the fact she wasn't afraid to rough up the competition led to Chris silently cheering for her victory. The three ex-campers ran back and forth constantly smashing one skull after the other and the scores would dip and rise with time. Veegie started to fall out of it after a succession of red rocks Kylee remained in constant competition with Jarvis, and despite crushing more skulls Jarvis had luck on his side and didn't get a single red rock after his first one. As the time left vanished down to a single minute Kylee was leading by three points and veegie was out of it for good. Tania was still groaning on the ground, and Wilbur patiently await the boat to depart.
"Bust a move Jarvis! You're still in this!" Chris yelled as Jarvis stumbled to the rock panting and covered in sweat. Kylee shoved him aside and opened her skull expanding her lead by two and rushing back trying to stay ahead. It was close enough that Jarvis could rip ahead if his luck held. The seconds ticked away and after obtaining yet another yellow rock Jarvis was set one point behind Kylee. He just needed one more skull and he could catch up. Kylee was rushing back and Chris began to count down making time a problem as Jarvis rushed back. Kylee opened her skull and yelped seeing the red rock. There was no time to head back and Jarvis was running towards her.
"Five, four, three, two, one!" Chris exclaimed making Jarvis halt, "KYLEE IS BACK IN THE GAME!"
"YES!" Kylee cheered and Jarvis threw his skull down angrily and a red rock rolled out, "I can finally have my revenge."
"Not so fast tiger." Chris replied, "You'll be staying with the staff tonight and rejoin the competition tomorrow, as the prize for the winning team. However to help us decide you'll be a judge when the challenge rolls out, you have to be fair though."
"Works for me." Kylee shrugged.
"I hope you like Parmesan Chicken." Chris smiled, "And you'll get usage of a mobile shower that will become a reward sometime next week... You kind of need it."
The other three campers just sat on the ground next to Tania's groaning form.
"The four of you are now out, Veegie you're rank is now Twenty fourth, Tania, Twenty Third, Jarvis Twenty Second, and Wilbur is now Twenty First. Kylee now doesn't have a ranking, the four of you shall be escorted to the Playa Des Losers where you will live the rest of the competition in the lap of luxury and will have full contact with the outside world once your interview is complete. You will have a interview Thursday night after tomorrow's episode airs. Remember you are not to spoil anything outside that or we'll sue you. Pack your bags and let's go!"
Confessional
Veegie: (Veegie scratches his ear and looks at the camera blinking in a strange manner before sniffing loudly and making a barfing sound. Static cuts him off.)
Tania: (She's sitting in the cabin of the boat groaning loudly and looks very sick.) Someone! I need a doctor! Please! This is painful! I hate this so much! What? Am I mad to be going? Of course, but I'm kind of glad because it means I can get my (Groan.) Stomach pumped. (Tania groans and static cuts her off.)
Jarvis: This experience was a waste of time, no booze allowed, Everyone hated me, everyone was addicted to first world problems, and I sobered up for the first time since I was... Since I was... Since... I hate this show!
Wilbur: I am so glad to be going home! Sure it was nice but that last challenge was only the fifth one! What horrors does chris have planned? rest assured I won't be watching! Mostly due to how scary Chef is. Plus I get to eat real food! Hooray!
Kylee: (She has the broadest grin of them all.) I am so excited, Sure I missed out on five days of bonding but I'm a very social person, I can just bring up my tattoo or my job at my parent's bee farm. I'm fearless, I'm strong! Nothing stands between me and the million. Prepare for some revenge Ex-teammates! (Kylee scowls at the camera but cannot contain her excitement and bursts into a broad and cheerful grin.)
Kylee and Chris stepped off the boat and walked off the dock and past the ruins of Chris' Cottage. The boat with the other four losers took off and sped towards the playa. Chris led Kylee around the wreckage which was oddly still and the area was very quiet.
"Starting tomorrow you will rejoin the other teams in the competition, also you will be a judge for the contest tomorrow." Chris explained.
"Did you purposefully select one where you needed a judge?" Kylee asked.
"No, we have one planned later where someone will be tied to a rope and slowly lowered into a woodchipper." Chris explained, "But it's fine, you don't have to do that one."
"oookayyyy..." Kylee trailed, "So do I pick which team wins?"
"Yes, but since we know you're going to have hard feelings against The Warshippers you have to be one hundred percent honest and wear a shock collar." Chris explained making Kylee go wide eyed and freeze, "don't worry we've tested them."
"Really?' kylee asked in relief.
"Yeah on Pahkiteiw but they aren't that old...ish." Chris shrugged before they rounded a corner and Kylee saw the production crew's location, in a matter of seconds she saw future rewards, interns eating, and a tent set up for her, "Go shower, dinner's in ten."
Kylee nodded and Chris left her alone with a whole lot of insight into future challenges.
The Warshippers (5): Sensan, Luiza, Ion, Holly, Barbara
Team Juggernaut (8): Donald, Lawrence, Ace, Afro Joe, Serena, Lydia, Raelynn, Winston
Team Bush (6): Conner, Duke, Ariel, Jay, Katharine, George
No Team (1): Kylee
Boney Island (0):
Eliminated (4): Veegie, Tania, Jarvis, Wilbur
Camp Staff: Chris (Host), Chef (Cook/Cohost), Jesslyn (Production Editor), Wallace (Equipment), Rajesh (Medical), Jeff (Cameraman), Various Interns that will probably die, and Steven (Everyman).
Lawrence: The Sir
Afro Joe: The Hair obsessed moron
Jay: The Sock collector
Sensan: The Pacifist
Serena: The Shopaholic
Duke: The Cocky Hockey Player
Luiza: The Voodoo Magician
Winston: The Over the top Heterophobe
Raelynn: The Insomniac
Ariel: The Teen Mom
Kylee: The Beekeeper
Lydia: The easily distracted one
Katharine: The Barbie Doll
George: The Ugly one
Conner: Mr. Perfect
Ace: The Pilot
Barbara: Over the top Catholic
Donald: The Judgemental kid
Holly: The Child Star
Ion: The Rock Star
Meh... Okay that's putting this down, it was meant to be quick, it got to the point, and it was well written. The problem? The outcome was so predictable, really who else besides Kylee would win? Really?! I realized this at the start and tried my hardest to avoid it and just focus on the characters themselves in a competition format once more. Also to prevent a large break between elimination chapters I will be having my first aftermath segment one challenge into the next five. That way I can have more time to think up something for Veegie to do besides sniff his armpits. Yeah... That...
I can't really predict the reaction to this chapter seeing as it is a work in progress so I'd be very welcoming to heavy criticism of this chapter, even if you're just casually reading this or if there are already chapters up leave a review and tear this thing apart, acknowledge what was good, acknowledge what was bad and tell me what you would prefer from this type of chapter when we have different competitors. Let more know if you want more, less, heck if you want an opening segment to be added, just let me know what you want as a reader.
Next Time: Romeo Romeo, Juliet Juliet, We're in love and now we're dead. Alas poor Total Drama, I knew it Viewing audience, a show of infinite jest. Ah we're modernizing Shakespeare! This should lead to some very bad and quirky moments.