Chapter 11
I don't own Naruto, just this plot
NatsuNori-chan- My favorite companion is Rose and I love the darics
Naruto is carrying around a scroll full of things she wants to keep when she has to leave Konoha with Obito, Kai is doing the same thing, "mom," Kai says, "wasn't it hard to hide that you were pregnant with me?"
"Nope, Henge helped me hide it very easily," she says.
"So how did dad feel when he found out, I bet he was surprised," Kai says.
"Not really, he knew that you would be made and that is what he wanted."
"She is right," Obito says coming out of the wall.
"So you wanted a kid?" Kai asks.
"Well, not exactly," Kai frowns.
Naruto mouth 'idiot' at him, "what your father means is that it was a bonus right?"
"Y-yeah," he says and sits with them in Naruto's room.
"See he loves you," she pats Kai's head.
"Oh dad," Kai says, "so when are we leaving?"
"Soon," he says, "I have found a nice place but I am making sure that it is safe for a family."
Kai look at him blankly then smiles, "it had better be a girl this time," he says.
"You heard the boy," Naruto says.
Obito is silent and blushing but with his mask on no one can see it, "I originally thought you would be a girl."
"Did you want a girl?" Kai asks.
"No," he says.
"Well I hope you do now," Kai says smiling, "bye," he kisses them and leaves.
"There is something wrong with this family," Naruto sighs.
"It doesn't matter; no one knows it but us."
"Yeah I guess you are right."
"SO about the new child," Obito says, "you want another kid?"
"Why not, if we are moving to a calm village with no ninjas then I can just raise them."
"Ok," Obito says and moves his mask then kisses her on the head, "I will be back later to tell you two the plan."
Team seven finishes a D rank mission, "this is boring," Sasuke says.
"I have to agree with him," Naruto says before Sakura can, "anything else we can do?"
"Time for some training."
"Ok," Naruto uses flash step and steals his book, "come and get the book."
"Naruto," Kakashi growls, "give it back."
"Nope," she says sweetly and vanishes.
"NARUTO!" He moves his headband to reveal his sharingan, "where did you go?"
"Kakashi isn't this a little extreme?" Sasuke asks then vanishes.
"Sasuke – Kun!" Sakura screams.
Sasuke takes a deep breath as he looks around at the caves he is in, "what the heck?!"
"Hi," Naruto says and throws his book into a very large pile of orange books.
"Holly shit, where did you get all of those?"
"I stole them from Kakashi," she says, "that is why he is so irritated."
"Oh," Sasuke says, "shouldn't he be able to find us?"
"He would, if I didn't coat this place in chakra resistant seals. These caves go all over Konoha but I am the only one who can get in because I haven't made a door."
"Using that jutsu that makes things go through you?"
"Yep."
"SO how will I get out?"
"I will take you out later, but first," her hand goes through the ground/ceiling and she pulls Sakura down.
"OUCH!" She screams standing up rubbing her butt, "what the heck Naruto!?"
"Sorry but you needed to vanish," she says, "I will be right back to stay in this area," she jumps out of the ground in front of Kakashi, "yo!"
He jumps back, "Naruto, where is everyone else?"
"Ten feet under," she says and they literal are ten feet under him.
"You killed them?!"
"No they are alive and underground," she says, "they are literally ten feet under you."
"Why?!"
"I am playing cupid," she says, "and all the porn down there should give them ideas."
"So that is why you kept stealing all of my books," he says.
"Yep, I will get them out in an hour, wana get some food?"
"Sure," they leave.
"I still can't believe you like reading Ichi Ichi," Kakashi says.
"It is interesting with the plot, but I could do without the sex scenes when they aren't very descriptive. I have actually written a few parts."
"Really?"
"Yep, the last plot for the book was my idea."
"Really? Amazing I would have never thought you could think like that."
"Girl has got to have some fun thoughts."
Obito is listening the whole time, what the fuck?! He makes someone buy him all of the books and he reads them cover to cover. "What the fuck did I just read?!" He walks back to Akatsuki with the books.
"Tobi what are those!?" Deidara asks and takes one, "Tobi you dirty boy!"
"What do you mean Deidara – sempai?" HE says sounding like Tobi.
"This is porn."
"What is porn?" HE asks and takes the book back, "people told me it would be fun to read," he says and giggles.
"Oh yeah," Deidara says, "come find me if you have questions," he runs away laughing to tell everyone else Tobi is about to read porn.
Tobi walks into their room, "idiot," he rereads the one Naruto helped write, "is she really that scared of men?" In this book the main girl is suffering from nightmares of men kidnapping her and raping her but her lover comforts her and swears on his life that he will protect her forever. He frowns and puts the book on his nightstand.
Deidara walks in, "so Tobi did you like them?"
"No," he says in Tobi's voice, "it was sad."
"What do you mean?" He gives him the book Naruto helped write, "Oh this one, yeah it is more about helping the poor girl and not sex. I would feel bad for anyone who has suffered like this," he gives Tobi back the book, "night."
Naruto walks back to the training area with Kakashi and she pulls Sasuke and Sakura out, "what took you so long?!"
"Yeah seriously!"
"Sorry, we forgot," she lies.
"Sure," Sasuke says.
"Oh and nice pink lipstick," she says poking his check.
Sasuke wipes his face, "shit!"
"Ha-Ha!" Naruto says, "I knew it!"
"Naruto!" Sasuke says, "We are going home," he grabs her hand and drags her back to the house.
"HI mom and Sasuke," he looks at Sasuke pulling her inside, "are you two fighting again?"
"No sweetie," she says and pulls her hand away from him, "I will tuck you two in in a minute, go finish getting ready."
"Ok," Renji says and they run to the bathroom.
"Naruto that was dirty!"
"So what Sasuke, it worked," Naruto says, "I knew you liked Sakura," she is stopped when Sasuke kisses her on the lips.
He pulls away, "no, I love you," he says.
She looks at him shocked, what, what just happen?! Move, says something stupid! SAY SOMETHING! Naruto is paralyzed.
Tear start to fall from her eyes, "Naruto what is wrong," Sasuke asks wiping them away gently.
God Naruto, say something to him and stop crying like a baby! She runs to her room without a word.
Kai walks out from the hall with a glare, "unbelievable," he says and walks to his room with Renji.
"Fuck," Sasuke walks to his room and punches his pillow.
Naruto hugs her knees as she cries silently, "I am sorry," she mutters.
Ok bad chapter with bad emotions, sorry.
I hope you liked it anyway! :)
Next chapter : Obito takes them from Konoha!