Shiva's Scenes that Should Not Be (2012 Collection)

by Shiva-J

I've been writing 'Scenes that should not be' on the PaperPusher for a while, but I've only ever posted a handful on. I'm going to change that, so without further ado here is Shiva's 'Scenes that should not be' the 2012 collection.

11. Amelia's Spawn!

Amelia's Spawn!

"It's a boy." The doctor said as he held up the blood soaked baby so that it's proud parents could see it.

"He's so... ugly." Amelia said, her new found motherly instincts unable to make her see her own firstborn son as beautiful.

"I AM CORNHOLIO!" the father roared, having sucked down seven energy drinks and countless cups of coffee and the sugar packets to stay awake during his baby momma's delivery.

"What's his name going to be?" The doctor asked while cutting the umbilical cord.

"Hmm..." Amelia mused before an idea struck her, or more precicely her current baby daddy's rantings did.

"Holiocorn."